I'm Afraid I'm Now a Salted Fish

Early the next morning, Song Zhihuai was woken up by a hairy head.

Chi Song nestled in his arms very obediently, calling his name with disheveled hair: "...Zhi Huai."

Song Zhihuai lost his temper, and kissed him on the forehead: "Good morning."

As he spoke, he picked up Chi Song's cell phone in a daze, took his hand skillfully, and unlocked it with his fingerprint: "Have you got all the gems? I'll draw ten consecutive rounds for you."

Chi Song was surprised: "How do you know?"

Song Zhihuai rubbed his temples: "You can save 1000 jade every other week. Hasn't it been a week since the last time you drew?"

Chi Song was full of joy: "You actually remember."

Song Zhihuai held his head and rubbed it: "Nonsense."

He stretched out his hand to hold Chi Song's wrist, and said, "Come here."

Chi Song was quite embarrassed: "I'm unlucky..."

Song Zhihuai breathed into his palm, and then squeezed Chi Song's wrist a little bit: "It's okay, isn't there me here?"

Chi Song was so sweet that he smirked twice, and Song Zhihuai held his wrist and began to draw cards.

The first thing to jump out on the screen was a demon sword girl.

Chi Song: "..."

Song Zhihuai said "Yo", "Isn't this the SSR you want the most?"

Chi Song: "..."

Chi Song, who should have been happy, couldn't die thinking of the oath he made last night.

He dropped his phone in frustration and muttered in a low voice, "...I don't want it."

Song Zhihuai didn't expect Chi Song to react like this: "What's wrong?"

In Song Zhihuai's memory, ever since Chi Song started this game, he has thought about owning a Demon Sword Girl day and night.

When Chi Song celebrated his birthday last year, he asked Chi Song what wish he had made, and Chi Song said with bright eyes that he wanted a Demon Sword Girl.

For this reason, Song Zhihuai also ate the jealousy of the Demon Sword Girl for two days.

He thought about it, and nothing happened recently that made Chi Song unhappy. A day ago, he was very excited to tell himself that he finally had a little nephew to hug.

After thinking about it, Song Zhihuai felt that it was because he drank by himself yesterday that made Chi Song unhappy.

He coaxed his wife patiently: "I'm sorry, I will try not to drink in the future."

Chi Song shook his head: "It's not about drinking."

Now Song Zhihuai really couldn't figure it out, he stroked his forehead hair, and asked: "Then why are you not happy about winning the Demon Saber Girl?"

Chi Song raised his face from his arms and said softly, "...I want you."

Song Zhihuai: "..."

Chi Song's voice was very soft, and Song Zhihuai felt his heart was bitten by a pet with a row of small teeth, which was itchy and comfortable.

Chi Song found that Song Zhihuai looked at him in the wrong way, and hurriedly explained: "No, I didn't mean that, I didn't want to... um~"

Seeing Chi Song's description getting darker and darker, Song Zhihuai gently kissed his lips, sealing all his next words.

It wasn't until the body temperature of the person under him became soft and let him knead it that Song Zhihuai straightened up, pinched his hot face, and said, "...I know, you don't need to explain."

The two of them stayed tenderly on the bed for a while before getting up to take a shower.

Chi Song went to the bathroom first, so he washed faster. While Song Zhihuai was brushing his teeth, he held his phone and planned to check Weibo for a while.

Unexpectedly, as soon as he clicked on Weibo, his mobile phone received a text message from his mother: "Are you up yet? Come home for breakfast when you wake up."

Chi Song was in trouble, and after careful wording for a long time, he carefully sent a text message: "Boss Song hasn't eaten yet, so I asked him to go out to eat?"

It took a while for Chi's mother to reply: "He should come too."

Song Zhihuai was brushing his teeth, and was so frightened by the screams outside that he almost bit off the handle of his toothbrush.

He pushed open the concealed bathroom door: "...how..."

Chi Song rolled over like a gust of wind, and threw himself on Song Zhihuai: "Hurry up! Hurry up and wash, we'll go home and have dinner together after washing!!!"

Caught off guard and about to meet his parents, Song Zhihuai was in a daze.

The closer he was to Chi Song's house, the more nervous Song Zhihuai became.

But after Chi Song regained his strength, he was even more nervous than Song Zhihuai.

He squeezed Song Zhihuai's hand, tremblingly: "My mother won't hit you, will she?"

Song Zhihuai looked at death and said: "It's okay. When your mother hits me, don't help me, just hit her twice. Anyway, it will make our mother happy, and our affairs will go smoothly."

Chi Song was still worried: "What if she cries, I'm very afraid of my mother crying."

Song Zhihuai comforted: "That's not scary. She's crying, you just have to cry. When the time comes, I'll go and comfort my aunt first, and let her beat her a couple of times to vent her anger."

Seeing Song Zhihuai's arrangement in such an orderly manner, Chi Song expressed admiration: "Zhi Huai, you are really amazing."

Song Zhihuai thought, can it not be amazing?I had insomnia before, wondering why I got beaten after seeing Chi Song's parents.

Chi Yang stayed in the hospital with his wife and son. Chi's father just returned to the small town last night and went to the hospital to see his grandson. Only Chi's mother was at home alone, setting up a table for breakfast.

When she opened the door and saw Song Zhihuai, she didn't react at all, probably because she had done enough psychological preparation early.

She said calmly, "Come in."

Chi Song folded his windbreaker guiltily.

The clothes I'm wearing under the windbreaker are the same color as Song Zhihuai's tie, I hope my mother won't notice.

At the dinner table, Chi Song had a guilty conscience and kept bringing food to Chi's mother, while Chi's mother kept talking about Meimei's affairs: "My name is Chi Yang, and I took a period of time off at the company to accompany Meimei. Girls now, Everyone grew up spoiled. Meimei came into our house and suffered so much. We have to treat her well. I heard that there are many little girls who are prone to postpartum depression after giving birth. I told Chi Yang to keep an eye on her, and don't make Meimei sad..."

After the whole meal, Mother Chi didn't have any positive communication with Song Zhihuai.

After the meal, Song Zhihuai took the initiative and said, "Auntie, let me wash the dishes."

Mother Chi was taken aback: "It's okay, you can put it there, there's no reason to ask guests to wash the dishes."

Chi Song immediately hit the snake with the stick: "...Mom, let him do the washing. He washes the dishes at home."

Mama Chi: "..."

In a trance, she felt that she had given birth to a daughter.

As soon as Song Zhihuai left with an empty bowl, Chi's mother couldn't help but tap Chi Song's forehead with her finger: "People say that girls are extroverted, but you are better off, a big man, and his partiality is on others."

This was the first time Mama Chi talked about Song Zhihuai with him face-to-face after a few months. Chi Song didn't know what to say, so she had to bow her head and pretend to be cute.

Mother Chi said angrily: "You two, pay attention, don't be so unrestrained in front of me."

Chi Song was surprised and thought, his mother really has sharp eyes, he will pay attention in the future and never wear couple clothes in front of his mother.

Thinking of this, he looked down and saw a big piece of strawberry on the side of his neck on the polished glass coffee table.

Chi Song: "..."

Seeing her son blushing and holding on to the hem of his clothes without making a sound, Mother Chi softened her heart again: "...Xiao Song."

Chi Song pricked up his ears.

Mother Chi asked, "Can you two still divide?"

Chi Song's heart sank: "..."

Seeing that Chi Song didn't respond for a long time, Mother Chi sighed.

Chi Song heard her say, "...forget it."

Chi Song suddenly opened his eyes wide.

Chi's mother said softly, "it's because mother didn't manage you well and made you learn badly."

Chi Song wanted to argue that this was not a bad practice, but followed Chi's mother and said: "Mom is old, but you are still young. Mom is afraid that you will regret it in the future."

Chi Song shook his head vigorously: "I don't regret it."

...What is there to regret?

Not to mention the future, at least he loves Song Zhihuai very much now.

If it was broken like this, Chi Song would regret it if he didn't come to the end of the story and saw the ending with his own eyes.

Mother Chi touched his forehead.

In the sound of rushing water coming from the kitchen, her voice became soft again: "When you said you wanted to be an actor, I asked you this question. You also said that you don't regret it.... How tired an actor is, people think you are glamorous Liangli, but there are also some people who treat you as a toy. Whose child is not the mother's heart, and mother does not want you to be underestimated."

Chi Song's throat choked, and he suddenly wanted to cry.

"Later, Mom thought about it for several years before she figured it out." Chi's mother said, "Now, you can't force me to talk about you and Mr. Song....Let me think, think again, maybe not Think about it for a while, and you’ll figure it out.”

After finishing speaking, she looked at Chi Song with red eyes, and asked, "... Is Mom doing well?"

Chi Song pillowed his face on Chi's mother's lap, closed his eyes, and said with a little crying sound: "Very good, very good."

Of course Song Zhihuai who was washing dishes in the kitchen didn't know what happened in the living room.

He turned on the faucet, rinsed the dishes under the running water, took some dish soap, squeezed a little into each bowl, and after spreading it evenly, he rushed towards the faucet again.

Song Zhihuai is in charge of cooking at home, and the dishwasher will always do the dishes, so he never does it himself.

But she pretended to be coercive in front of her mother-in-law, even though she gritted her teeth.

When he was wasting water resources, he suddenly heard "Oops".

As soon as Song Zhihuai looked up, Mother Chi, who didn't know when she came to the door of the kitchen, stretched out her hand and turned off the faucet.

Song Zhihuai was calm on the surface, but his heart was already like "Scream".

There are so many kitchen knives...

As expected, Mother Chi was not polite to him, she glanced at him and said, "You always wash dishes like this at home?"

Song Zhihuai: "...Ah?...Ah."

Mother Chi asked coldly: "Did Xiao Song teach you how to wash?"

Song Zhihuai still doesn't forget to protect his wife at this time: "...No, he taught it, I forgot."

Rao Chi's mother saw that Song Zhihuai was not pleasing to the eyes, and she was dumbfounded by his answer: "When I wash dishes at home, I always connect a basin of water, add a few drops of dishwashing liquid to the water, and wash all the dishes in the water. Just wash it once and rinse it again. How many drops do you put in each bowl, how long does it take to rinse? How much water and dish soap are wasted?"

In the end, she emphasized it again bitterly: "...my house is washed like this."

Song Zhihuai's eyes lit up, and he said kindly, "Then I will wash like this from now on."

Mother Chi glanced at him, turned around and left the kitchen.

She thought, no wonder the sister Wang from the next door was so picky about her son-in-law. Sure enough, when they really got in touch, everything was not pleasing to the eye.