I'm Afraid I'm Now a Salted Fish

Before Chi Song had time to be happy, Zhou Yaming called.

Of course she wasn't here to celebrate, and this good review meant nothing to her.

She told Chi Song, stop raising fat at home, there is a variety show looking for you.

Chi Song was taken aback: "I can't be funny."

Zhou Yaming: "It's not for you to talk about cross talk."

Chi Tongsou continued: "...I have never been on a variety show."

Zhou Yaming: "Congratulations, it's the first time in your life to be on a variety show, and the platform is not bad."

Chi counseled: "...Thank you."

Zhou Yaming paused on the phone, and then said: "I haven't signed yet, if you have any questions or comments, just ask me."

Chi Song knows that agents usually don't come to ask for the opinions of celebrities in such matters, and they sign the matter first if they have money to make money, especially Zhou Yaming, who is known in the industry for his vicious vision. The variety shows she accepts for herself are not necessarily It is the best, but it must be the most suitable for you at this stage.

When others give him face, he can't help it.

But Chi Song still raised his own question reasonably: "I've always played other people, and I don't know what I am like."

After asking, Chi Song was shocked by his distress.

...My God, so philosophical.

And Zhou Yaming easily shattered his philosophical thinking with just one sentence: "Don't worry, this time it's "God's Law". You don't need to play anyone, as long as you live."

Chi Song felt relieved immediately.

When "Bright Star" started its long weekly broadcast, Chi Song cheered up and appeared on "God's Law" as a guest on one of the episodes.

The rules of this variety show are similar to Battle Royale. Before the show starts, the fixed MC and guests will each get a backpack, which contains props and a certain amount of chips that everyone can get.

The ultimate goal of the game is to grab chips, which can be negotiated, outsmarted, or even violently robbed.

After two days and one night, whoever can get the most chips will get a bonus of 10 yuan.

...It can be said to be very cruel.

And the ratings of "God's Law" have been soaring all the way, a big reason is this cruel competition system.The audience likes to eat melon seeds at home and blow on the air conditioner, and see the glamorous stars tearing up X vigorously in order to survive.

Chi Song didn't care about winning or losing, because he saw Zhu Ziqi and Li Qiuli in the guest list.

——They all played roles in the family drama "Come and Go".

Chi Song and Zhu Ziqi are brothers and sisters, and Li Qiuli is a neighbor who bullies Chi Song.

...It seems that the theme of this issue is "Childhood Memories".

Before Chi Song left, Song Zhihuai said worriedly: "Don't force yourself to fight with others, and don't run too fast, you have a knee injury, just deal with it. At worst, my husband will wholesale a lot of chips for you and put them at home. It's you of."

Chi Song imagined the scene of himself swimming in the ocean ball-like chips, and he was in a super good mood. He pulled his luggage and hummed "Insects Fly" and set off on the road.

When he arrived at the recording site, he met Li Qiuli first.

Li Qiuli's eyes lit up, and before Chi Song could put his luggage, he greeted him with love without saying a word: "Where's the cat? Where's the cat?"

Li Qiuli is a natural cat slave with no additives. He loves cats very much. When he was a child, after filming a movie, he found a small orange cat with severe asthma by the trash can. Li's parents are allergic to cat fur, so they decided not to let him keep it. He came to Chi Song crying and asked if he could raise him.

Chi Song raised it, and now the little orange cat has grown into a huge creature, named "Li Dazhong", it often lies on its back by the window of Chi Song's house, overlooking his thousands of miles of mountains and rivers.

Relying on this cat, Li Qiuli and Chi Song formed a profound revolutionary friendship.

Chi Song said helplessly: "I can't always be handsome."

Li Qiuli immediately let go of Chi Song in disgust: "Then what are you doing here, go back."

Chi Song took two steps, then turned around: "I brought a photo of Yingjun and Dazhong."

Li Qiuli suddenly revived: "Show me."

Chi Song: "No."

Li Qiuli: "Good praise, give it to me."

Chi Song got goosebumps all over the place, the first thing he did was look around for the camera.

When he spots a camcorder with its green light on in the corner, he doesn't look very well.

"Will this be airing?" he asked a smiling staff member who stood aside.

The staff smiled: "Maybe it will be included in the extra egg."

Chi Song thought, it's over, Mr. Song is going to be jealous.

...but there is still a little hope.

He meditated for a moment on Song Zhihuai's appearance when he was jealous, and shook the sweetness on M Chi Song's face.

Li Qiuli on the side was still trying to blackmail out the photo in Chi Song's hand: "I'll give you all the chips when the time comes."

Chi Song raised his eyelids: "Really?"

Li Qiuli: "Really, really."

Facts have proved that the words of variety show cafes cannot be trusted.

When a certain person got enough of cats and brazenly forwarded all the cat photos and videos in Chi Song's phone to his own phone, he actually said to Chi Song rightly after the show started: "Song Song, From now on, I am your enemy, don't show mercy to me."

Chi Song thought, this man is really bad.

According to the rules, guests must hand over all their belongings after the game starts, including mobile phones, keys, wallets, and cannot bring any food and water.There are compressed biscuits and three bottles of mineral water in the backpacks distributed to them. If you save some food and drink, you can spend two days and one night.

Generally speaking, in this kind of confrontational variety show, the newcomers can't bear the shame to blatantly tear up X, and they will definitely try to join forces.

Zhu Ziqi originally wanted to go with Chi Song, but a regular young MC, Chen Yi, took the initiative to invite her.

Chi Song paid attention to Chen Yi's expression looking at Zhu Ziqi, his eyes were bright, his lips were smiling, and his face was full of liking and shyness that couldn't be concealed.

... Chi Song decides to abdicate to let the virtuous, sacrifice himself, and benefit others.

As for Li Qiuli who often hangs out in various variety shows, since they have publicly announced that they should not show mercy to him, Chi Song felt that his wish should be granted.

Recording officially begins.

After going through some gags, when the whistle sounded, Chi Song immediately took his backpack and rushed out quickly, followed by a follower with first-rate legs and feet.

Finding a remote place in the overgrown grass, Chi Song squatted down and began to check his backpack.

In addition to food and drink, Chi Song's backpack has a blue chip card, a hardware box, and a locator with a sending function.

This means that Chi Song has a GPS that can locate all other MCs and guests, which can be said to be very powerful in avoiding risks.

But again, he doesn't have any weapons to attack.

Moreover, he has the least number of chips, so he has to find a way to snatch other people's chips.

Chi Song thought for a while, opened the hardware box, picked up the locator, and started to disassemble.

Follow the master to look silly.

Chi Songman disassembled the locator skillfully, and talked to the master while dismantling it: "I want to change it into a transmitter, just change two lines."

Follow the master Waterfall Khan.

Chi Song took it apart for a long time and was studying how to weld the wires when he suddenly remembered something and raised his head suddenly: "Do you have to pay for the damage to the equipment?"

The follower was amused, but still dutifully shook the camera to signal no need.

Chi Song felt relieved, and began to do things boldly.

In foreign countries, if something breaks down, if you find a repairman, the labor cost is very expensive, so in terms of mechanical maintenance, Chi Song is self-taught.

Chi Song quickly finished the work, picked up the remodeled transmitter, and said with a bow, "I'm going to contact them."

Follow the master: "????"

Chi Song chose a red dot farthest from him on the positioning screen, and then sent a signal.

Amid the chaotic signal noise, Li Qiuli's voice came over indistinctly: "Hello, hello? Who is it?"

Before departure, Chi Song discovered that each guest had a headset.

The chip of the transmitter must be installed in a hidden place that is not easy to be found, and the headset should be relatively the most hidden place.

Chi Song held the transmitter in his left hand, and spread his right hand into a palm. Following the method seen in Japanese TV dramas, he tapped his throat regularly with the side of his finger, deliberately imitating a mechanical sound, and said coldly: "... …Hello, God is dead, I am a demon. In this game, I ask you to abandon God’s rules and obey my demon’s rules. So, you must follow my instructions.”

Li Qiuli quickly accepted this setting: "Okay."

The follower: "..." Damn, awesome.

Chi Song's routine is to tell everyone that the devil has started a battle with God, and now, the devil has the upper hand and replaced God.

Chi Song, the little devil who played the role of "God", asked everyone to arrive at the entrance of a cave within half an hour and throw their backpacks in. The devil would take out their chips and reduce their chips to one, allowing them to compete more brutal.

If the time limit is not reached, or the chips are deliberately paid less, the devil has the right to erase their existence, that is to say, force them to withdraw from the game.

Soon, regular MCs Chen Yi and Zhu Ziqi who had a crush on Zhu Ziqi also received notices from the "devil".

Zhu Ziqi was a little taken aback: "Is there such a rule?"

Chen Yi was very calm, and commented with experience: "...It's normal, the program team often does this kind of thing, and once in the middle of the game, the program team even notified that all the weapons in our hands Throw away your weapons because it happens to be World Peace Day."

The more Chen Yi said, the more confident he became: "...It's all a gimmick. In this way, each of us will only have one bargaining chip left, and the competition will be even more cruel....But it doesn't matter, I will protect you, don't worry."

Everyone doesn't have a God's perspective, and almost everyone thinks it's the effect of the show, and Zhu Ziqi, who feels a little strange, can't say much.

In order not to be wiped out of existence and forced to withdraw from the competition, all the people obediently went to the cave where Chi Song was hiding, and threw their backpacks into it.

Chi Song hid in the dark, took the chips and got soft.

Those who had their chips taken back checked the backpacks they threw out. There was a lot of food, water, and props, and they didn't think much about it. They just lamented the inhumanity of the program group. After complaining, they still fell into dire straits In the battle for chips.

No one noticed, Chi Song just disappeared.

He had already obtained the largest number of chips, returned to the base, and fell asleep in the hotel with the air conditioner blowing and drinking milk tea, very nourished.

When the starting gun sounded, Chen Yi, who was physically fit and worked so hard to grab three chips, was about to cheer, and everyone heard the director's voice trying to hold back his laughter from the loudspeaker: "Announce the final winner's chips, a total of 37 chips. Chi Songsheng."