Rise up, cannon fodder heroine

"lady……"

"Snapped--"

After flicking his tail, after a black light, the scorpion spirit was directly slapped on the wall by Logan.

"Ma'am—" Xie Zijing felt even more aggrieved, trapped in a square inch, and still a legitimate couple, why don't we let us do something we love to kill time?A while ago, she still used her weak body as an excuse, but now, she is full of anger when she is aroused, so why not have sex with him happily?

"..."

This day can't be passed!Tang Wan covered her face and wept silently.

Isn't Calabash Baby a masterpiece of domestic animation?As a children's program, shouldn't it be pure and flawless?What's the matter with this damned scorpion spirit who constantly seeks to fit together?What about your integrity?Why are you so swollen?With such a dirty mind, how did you get approved by the State Administration of Radio, Film and Television?If you pollute the pure hearts of the children, even if you die [-] times, you won't be enough to be criticized!

As for the golden snake essence and the scorpion essence are a dignified husband and wife relationship, and they are still real old couples, and the most normal phenomenon is to fit together, Tang Wan really wants to confuse herself!

She is not abstinent, she has not eaten meat for more than 100 years, she also wants to have a show, but - the target cannot be a scorpion spirit!

She doesn't discriminate against goblins, but she can somehow become a human being!She can't accept having sex with a bug!The goblins in the book are so beautiful, they almost have a public face, right?But look at him, he has a scorpion face and a scorpion tail, and this half-human, half-worm appearance failed. It's not an ordinary heavy taste, who can eat it--Speaking of this, Logan still wants to spurt blood: After reading so many novels, how many times? Would a demon be like the two of them for thousands of years and still retain half of its original shape after failing to transform?How many monsters will have low mana like them?The producer of this animation is really ignorant of common sense, even the evildoer she played back then is better than this one, okay? Moreover, although her upper body is completely beautiful now, her lower body is in the shape of a snake!Can the OO of the scorpion match the XX of the snake?

Tang Wan really wanted to cry and faint in the toilet—what's more tragic is that they didn't even have a toilet under the Calabash Mountain—fortunately, for the sake of being responsible for the eyes of the little friends, they don't need to go through the experience now. The reincarnation of grains.

Flicking the tail again, although most of Gu Liang's family don't like this kind of cold and slippery long thing, but now it grows on him, and he can't accept it, thankfully, he has developed other functions now.

Once again, he slapped the scorpion spirit away, took advantage of his daze and took the opportunity to use the magic mirror, as she had imagined, to conjure up a gentle place not suitable for children, and then escaped a crisis again.

Thanks to Xie Zijing, with his help in the past few months, Tang Wan has now been able to skillfully use the Ruyi Magic Mirror left by the Golden Snake Jing and other magic weapons. Of course, due to the influence of the seal, the power of these magic weapons has been greatly compressed.

Then one day, Tang Wan was crushed by the scorpion spirit because of her lack of strength—of course, compared to Mrs. Golden Snake's snake waist, which was gentle, charming, soft and flattering, Tang Wan showed the snake's ferocity and viciousness to the fullest, and she was unwilling to be restrained. All kinds of frenzied struggles, one ruthlessly ate the scorpion essence—literally, at that moment, Tang Wan unconsciously turned into a snake, and really swallowed the scorpion essence whole! ! !

[The king is mine, what's mine can only be mine! 】It turned out that at the moment when Logan was almost oxed, a crazy possessive desire and twisted will wrapped Logan's whole body, and her unwilling body also exploded with seeds, and finally turned the opponent into a belly :

The snake spirit definitely has true love for the scorpion spirit—even though the scorpion spirit is lacking in various appearances, abilities and IQs in Logan’s eyes—and the snake spirit is definitely suffering from the snake spirit disease, Cannian perceives Logan’s extreme rejection of the scorpion spirit and OX The inevitable hatred after the event, she couldn't stand the thought that Tang Wan would never dump her man afterwards, and no one would watch after leaving Calabash Mountain.No matter what you say, you don't want your king to be touched by others one day!

Under the cannibalism, he actually directly melted the scorpion essence into his flesh and blood! !What a terrible love! ! !

vomit!I can't bear to look directly at it!vomit!

For this reason, Logan spent the next time in abdominal pain caused by poisoning and vomiting under psychological effects.Eating fried scorpions or eating raw scorpions is called a novelty food, and swallowing half a scorpion and half a person alive is a horror, okay?In the end, Tang Wan survived the severe poison and became a snake with scorpion venom, which perfectly interpreted the term "femme fatale".Moreover, she felt that her habit of being a vegetarian in her previous life might continue in this life—even if snakes are carnivorous animals—swallowing humanoid creatures raw is a terrifying psychological shadow.

The days without the scorpion essence are actually not as beautiful as Tang Wan thought, people always need company, even a lonely and secluded person, at least they should be with the animals and plants of the mountains and forests, right?But Tang Wan has nothing, a small dark space, the loneliness of no living beings except herself... The only voice turned out to be her own talking to herself, as if the scorpion spirit's wife's call and the scorpion venom were faintly coming from her stomach (Of course, these are all Logan's hallucinations)... Talking to himself, thinking wildly, neurotic... If Logan's nature has not become more and more persistent due to the long history of the world, let's recall the past when no one communicates Imagining all kinds of theaters in the brain in the future, she will definitely evolve into a snake mania!

Tang Wan's life in prison became even more peaceful, so that she couldn't react when her home was pierced by a pangolin. Dare to abscond in fear of crime in front of her!Tang Wan angrily followed behind, intending to catch the fleeing pangolin and discuss the issue of compensation with him.

It was not the first time for the pangolin to dig a hole in Calabash Mountain. It made many vertical and horizontal gullies on the mountain, but this time, one accidentally used too much force, and it also pierced Logan's double cell.After losing the pangolin, Logan quickly lost her way and followed what she thought was the right path, but ended up running away from the mountain.

"Oh~ I'm out!" Sensing the warm sunshine slowly, Tang Wan smiled cheerfully, and quickly floated away to the distance. Emma's confinement is so annoying!We don't want to stay any longer!Behind him, the grievances of the snakes and scorpions that had accumulated in the Calabash Mountain for nearly ten thousand years turned into cold air and permeated the Calabash Mountain. I don't know how many unlucky insects were frozen into ice sculptures.

It's out of the mountain!We finally came out of that ghost place! !This year is more long than the previous ten years, is there any reason? ? ?

Because she was afraid that the powerful beings that might exist in the city would kill her in a second, Tang Wan did not leave the boundary of Calabash Mountain, but returned to the old house in the impression of the snake spirit. Those evil-looking organs were all kept and rested. After a while-safety is very important, isn't it?It also included centipedes, spiders and other spirits who later lived in the old house—as a big monster, if you can’t drink water, you have to beat it yourself, right?Accepting younger brothers is a must——again despise the monsters in this world, not to mention the semi-successful transformation of the ten thousand-year-old snake and scorpion, the little monsters are completely in their original form, every animal can speak, how can she eat it? have to go down.As for her bedroom, Tang Wan couldn't have the same taste as the original owner, but got real materials to build a comfortable big house, don't enjoy life too much.

"Magic mirror, magic mirror, who is the most beautiful in the world?" By the way, Tang Wan installed the snake spirit's magic mirror on the dressing table, not only can she peek at the scenery and people everywhere in Calabash Mountain, but she can also use it as her own dressing mirror. Call it multi-purpose.

"..." After the magic mirror shook for a while, it turned into a burst of garbled characters.

"Okay, okay, the magic mirror in the queen's house doesn't have this function..." Tang Wan admitted that she was a spoof, but the magic mirror is as familiar as the gourd baby, is it true?With a magic mirror, if you don't ask this question, you will always feel stuck in your heart.

Tang Wan continued to observe the surrounding environment with the magic mirror, and there was still nothing unusual, even the common people were still working with their faces turned to the loess - because Tang Wan did not intend to inherit the ability of the snake spirit to harm the world, killing chickens and taking eggs is too stupid, It's better to protect one side's safety and let this group of people grow some delicious food for her—willingly worship her as a goblin, and can't see those gods and gods who should die.

"Wait! Magic mirror, turn back to the previous place!"

The magic mirror obediently showed a scene: an old man, a pangolin, and a genetically mutated gourd—there were seven gourds of different sizes and sizes chattering and chattering—

Gourd monster! ! !

Tang Wan almost screamed, the gourd has long eyes and can talk, it's hard for people not to think about supernatural beings, right?Well, because of incomplete memory, Tang Wan always thought that the gourd baby was born directly by someone, like Nezha, she was born as a fat baby, but who would have thought that it would grow up slowly from the gourd?

It seems that my plan is about to change.

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