The scumbag who was abandoned by me came to the door

Zhao Gun wants to say that although I don't have a girlfriend, the most important person is already by my side.

Don't general chats put the important ones behind to highlight the importance of the key points?

Li Yang didn't give him a chance to confide the main point, holding a few materials in his arms, he said with a smile, "You're busy with your work, I won't bother you anymore." Turning around with a gorgeous gesture was a goodbye.

Uh......

Girls can generally walk around the mall patiently for a whole day, but they are impatient to hear people say a word.

The boys on the basketball court are playing basketball in groups of three or five, some from the Department of Architecture, some from the Department of Civil Engineering, and some from other departments are playing together. It is sparse and there are not many of them, so the field is easy to grab.

The courses in the university are quite intense, and if you don’t want to fail a course, you have to rely on your own self-consciousness. Those who come out to relax occasionally are divided into the object group, the part-time group, and the drinking and spanking group, so there are many fewer people playing basketball than in high school.

Zhao Yu was wearing a fluorescent color trendy sportswear, and came out of the teaching building with a limp. The weather has been cool recently, and his bad leg hurts from the flesh, and he didn't care about maintaining his handsome appearance. image, walking around naturally and casually.

If Zeng Loujia had been around, he could have limp a little more ferociously.

Keen eyes wandered back and forth among the scattered figures, and finally found Xu Mu's damn thing playing with a group of silly chickens.

Xu Mu's stature is not low, he is 1.8 meters tall in sweaty horse boots, the basketball in his hand is stable, and his head is also big. The advantage, the person who blocked the ball was rushed into chaos.

The opponent against him was defeated very quickly, and he didn't want to continue playing. If he played again, he should go to the hospital to rest and rest for his old age.

Seeing them lose their morale after a while, Zhao Gun used his hands to make a trumpet and shouted, "Seniors, play with me for a while! It's so boring, I'm going to get lice."

There is a person who just wants to end, and the reply is fine.

In the end, Xu Mu forcibly held him down, "Don't bring him, let's continue playing."

The man immediately cried more brilliantly than smiled.

Zhao Gun walked over one high and one low, with his hands in his pockets, with an arrogant and rude attitude, "Why, look down on someone like me with a broken leg, is that discriminatory?"

Xu Mu simply looked at him as a dislike, and his attitude towards the tall and burly Zhao Gun in front of him added fuel to the flames. There was a blood feud between the two caused by a pencil, so he couldn't help sneering, "I know my legs are not good. Also come to play high-risk games, in case you break your other leg, I don’t want to be posted on the campus website by someone saying that I bully the disabled.”

"Then I'll be his assist." After a long voice, Dai Yuanzheng got out of nowhere, probably because he just finished class and came to the basketball court to relax his exhausted body and mind.

Xu Mu's little mung bean eyes narrowed to the point that they couldn't be smaller, "Well, let's play a 15-minute fastball game." After speaking, the four people on each side took their positions according to the original division.

Xu Mu served the ball first, and the players who cooperated with him were very understanding. As soon as the ball was thrown, Xu Mu took it over accurately, turned around and moved, quickly dodged two defenses, and easily made a three-step layup.

Unexpectedly, Zhao Bun didn't run around, and turned himself into guarding his line of defense under the backboard. Seeing Xu Mu jumping up, his legs stretched even more.

Anyone who underestimates his absolute height advantage will only suffer a fate.

bloody.

Zhao Gun casually jumped and raised his big hand, and slammed the basketball in Xu Mu's hands to cover it.

The basketball immediately slipped out of Xu Mu's unbreakable palm like a truncated river, and hit the ground with a loud sound.Dai Yuanzheng quickly filled his position and took control of the basketball as quickly as possible.

Xu Mu was caught off guard by the big block, and turned around to grab the ball after it hit the ground.

Dai Yuanzheng was entangled by him, knowing that he was definitely not an opponent in terms of physical strength, he swayed left and right, as if he was going to pass the ball to Zhao Gun from below.

Zhao Gun stretched his upper arm, and Dai Yuanzheng immediately uploaded the basketball at the fastest speed.

The basketball passed over Xu Mu's head with the force of lightning, and entered the control of Zhao Bun. Xu Mu was as angry as a bull, rushing against Zhao Bun's back.

Zhao Bun stretched out his hand to block, successfully protected the ball, and then passed it to his teammates.

After the teammate took over in the second division, he shot quickly, and the basketball was crumbling against the rim.

Xu Mu jumped again and stretched out his arms to block the ball.

Zhao Gun took off at the same time, pressed Xu Mu's shoulder, slammed the back of Xu Mu's head with his right hand, and then pushed back from the edge of the basket, pushing the ball that was about to come off the basket hard.

Score so easy.

Xu Mu rubbed his head, Mung Dou's eyes were instantly filled with hatred.

Zhao Gun stretched out his hand, but he did not show apology, but caressed his bad leg arrogantly, "Leg, leg, you are so good. Jump higher, Dad loves you~"

Xu Mu pointed at him angrily, provocatively, it's just a ball, I can afford to lose!

Zhao Gun counterattacked: A good beginning can be carried through from beginning to end, and irritated emotions are easy to be betrayed by success.

Not a single word is dirty, but every sentence is sarcasm.

Xu Mu was instantly speechless. Being from a wealthy family, he had never seen the virtues of rascals, but those who can compare to the bastard Zhao Gun are really rare.

Furiously, he started the next game again, but he didn't know that Zhao Bun fully displayed the posture that a literary hooligan should have. He would cover his cap without running anywhere. Just turned into Peter Pan, and slapped the basketballs in his hand one by one.

Xu Mu was so angry that he smashed the basketball in his hand to the ground, and cursed at his teammates, "You guys can't shoot by yourself with long hands! Why do you always pass me one!!"

After the teammate was scolded, Mao Sai suddenly realized that he directly controlled the ball and made a layup to compete for points.

Dai Yuanzheng was not a vegetarian either. After Zhao Ju had killed Xu Mu, the rest of the people were rotten shrimp dumplings and rotten sweet potatoes, so it was easy to clean up.

Seeing that he was in a disadvantaged situation, and the people around him didn't even play basketball, and gathered around the court to watch him make a fool of himself, Xu Mu was even more annoyed and cast a look at his teammates.

The teammate quickly feinted the ball, bypassed Dai Yuanzheng, and passed the ball to Xu Mu.

Xu Mu saw the right moment, pretending to be in the posture of catching the ball, and brutally punched Zhao Gun's abdomen with his elbow.

I really wish I could punch through this bastard's belly.

Standing behind him, Zhao Bun was always paying attention to Xu Mu's movements. His little tricks were simply the donkey's hoof kicked by Qian donkey when he was at the end of his skills, and he would never be able to hide from Zhao Bun's discerning eyes.

He quickly clenched his hand into a hard fist, protruding the knuckles of his middle finger, and took a blow against the numbness of the opponent's elbow.

Endless severe numbness invaded Xu Mu's entire arm in an instant.

Xu Mu let out a cry of pain, and missed the best time to catch the ball. His palm touched the ball surface, and the basketball immediately fell straight to the ground like hitting a cotton wall.

Zhao Bun's long arms are like exploring the sea to fetch the moon, copying at the bottom, holding the basketball firmly with his big hands, turning around, putting the basketball on his head with both hands, and aiming for a shot at the three-point line.

The basketball is like a bird returning to its nest, and it is poured into the basket in the blink of an eye in a thunderous manner.

He didn't even touch the rebound, just dunked directly.

"Oh! That's amazing!!" "This kid has two strokes!" Fierce applause erupted from outside the arena.

"Zhao Gun, you bastard!" Xu Mu swung his numb arm and slammed into the opponent's lower back.

Zhao Gun dodged cleverly, and did not slap him backhanded, but only contemptuously said in an increasingly contemptuous tone, "Tsk tsk tsk, is there a big dog jumping over the wall?"

Xu Mu became more and more embarrassed, and raised his good arm to give the opponent another heavy blow.

"Ahh, it's all my fault, can the crippled earth be contagious? Why did you become a one-armed Condor Hero!"

Zhao Gun hopped on one leg, as if avoiding the opponent's pursuit, but also as if provoking Xu Mu on purpose, "The court is like a joyful field, you are too much to play with, so I won't play with you. Dalabang, goodbye Where are you!"

Dai Yuanzheng stood up at the right time and held down Xu Mu's agitated body, "Zhao Yu's legs are not good, you are a senior, just let him go, now this appearance of embarrassment and anger is seen by people from other departments, it will have a bad influence!"

"What's wrong with his legs!!" Xu Mu felt that he was the most wronged person, "He jumps higher than a kangaroo, didn't you all see it just now?"

"I now suspect that this kid is faking!!"

Zhao Yu opened his trouser legs, revealing his corrugated cover in broad daylight, "Look at this scar, it's deep and long, and a half-ton car ran over it, do you think it's thin and thin? Does it look like dumpling stuffing?"

"I can jump high. As you said, it's mainly because of the genetic mutation that I ate too much kangaroo meat in Brisbane."

"Really? Can kangaroos be eaten?" Xu Mu asked doubtfully.

Dai Yuanzheng kicked away Xu Mu, a big idiot, and pulled off Zhao Yu's trouser legs, "Okay, it's just a game of basketball to loosen the muscles and bones, why is it related to suspense, reasoning and novelty hunting!"

Also, "I'm not an aunt in the kindergarten, okay, everyone, go back to the classroom and do your homework, a bunch of idiots."

Those who watched the jokes scattered on the field.

Zhao Gun turned his head and glanced at the disgraced Xu Mu, and happily said to Dai Yuanzheng, "I think the monitor of your class should be replaced."

"Substitution?"

"Choose you!" Zhao Ju raised his fingers and counted, "You have a wide range of friends, you are experienced in doing things, you are down-to-earth, and you are also experienced. What a good leader?"

Dai Yuanzheng couldn't help touching the bridge of his nose, "Do you really think I'm suitable to be the monitor?"

Hahaha.

Dai Yuanzheng said, "Your leg was really caused by a half-ton car rolling over." The distrust on his face deeply hurt Zhao Gun's skinlessness.

"Of course it's true," Zhao Bun gestured, "Back then, at the gate of Nineteen Middle School, a domestic BYD ran over my leg hard, making me bloody, and then an Ambulance wow wow wow Wow coming, I almost got amputated in place."

Dai Yuanzheng smiled ambiguously, and said with deep meaning, "Why did that BYD only press down on your leg, and didn't press down on your broken mouth along the way."

Ha ha ha.

In any case, Zhao Gun was making a big splash on the basketball court today with his broken body. Dai Yuanzheng decided to take Zeng Loujia away and take him out with a group of seniors to play the tooth festival, and by the way get acquainted with the feelings of going up and down the stairs.

The seniors in the sophomore, junior, and senior years had long heard that Zhao Aotian's nickname was outside, and a group of people clamored for more food, wine, and barbecue.

Zhao Gun is also crazy about playing, drinking with his big brothers to the point of darkness, his little liver seems to have a poor hangover ability, and it is completely inferior to the monstrous ability in the crotch of his trousers. He can't hold it until nine o'clock. ten o'clock.

Dai Yuanzheng had no choice but to hold up his arms and send him to the rental house.

On the twelfth floor stood Zhang Xiaoyan and Zeng Loujia who was returning home. Zeng Loujia thought that Zhao Jun would be waiting for him at home according to the rules, and he didn't even install the key when he left.

Seeing that the drunk and stupid big man was brought back by Dai Yuanzheng, Zeng Loujia didn't know whether to laugh or blame him.

Zhang Xiaoyan spoke, "I probably went to drink flower wine while you were away. Look at his fluorescent suit, which is so burnt that even mad bees, waves and butterflies can see it from eight hundred miles away."

Zeng Loujia kicked him secretly, there are classmates around, why are you talking nonsense to make people misunderstand.

Dai Yuanzheng didn't know the truth about the two living together, so he wanted to drag Zhao Bun back to the original house.

Zhang Xiaoyan hurriedly stopped him and said, "It's okay, just put him on the ground, and my brother and I will carry him back later."

When Dai Yuanzheng met Zhang Xiaoyan for the first time, he asked back, your brother?

Zeng Loujia immediately introduced the two to each other.

Dai Yuanzheng's gaze darkened for a moment. After all, the time to lock the door of the building was approaching, and he would be demerited if he didn't go back, so he had to let Zhao Yu sit in the aisle and rush back to school by himself.

Zhang Xiaoyan and Zeng Loujia tried their best to carry the unconscious big man Zhao into the porch of the room.

Wiping his sweaty head, Zhang Xiaoyan put down the bag directly, using his hand as a fan, pointed at Zhao Gun and said, "He's too long, he can't drag it, otherwise give him a quilt and let him sleep at the door overnight."

Zeng Loujia was also so hot that he tore off the buttons on his neckline. This suit was so tight that he could stretch the thread even if he supported Zhao Gun a few times.

Because I was afraid that he would be lonely, I hurried on the train for a day and a night, and when I came back, I found that the surname Zhao dared to give him a drunken dream, and stomped on the other's ass.

Looking at the flowers in the wine, Zhao Gun seemed to smell Jia Jia's sweet scent, hehe giggled and hugged Zeng Loujia's calf, and dragged the unsteady person down.

Gaga...

Erha hugged her beautiful legs and smirked.

Zhang Xiaoyan knew that he should leave the stage, and touched Zeng Loujia's angry face, "Brother, this man needs to be trained. You should teach him well, I'll go back first." The chicken thief ran away.

Zeng Loujia knew that Zhao Gun would turn on the salted fish mode when he was drunk, and it would be futile to get angry again, so he had to lie down quietly on the ground.

After Zhao Gun's quarrel subsided a little bit, he tried to take out the leg secretly.

Unexpectedly, Zhao Gun hugged him very tightly, so Zeng Loujia had no choice but to carefully take off his shoes, then untie his trouser belt, and with the help of the ingenious trick of the golden cicada to get rid of his shell, he pulled his leg out of the trouser leg inch by inch.

"Zhao Guadan, you drunk dog!" Zeng Loujia threw the suit and tie on the sofa, and squatted next to Zhao Gun in a white shirt with bare legs.

Zhao Yu also said a series of flirty words in his drunkenness, "Jiajia, I miss you so much~"

A slight smile hung on Zeng Loujia's ruddy cheeks immediately, "Big liar, I wanted to surprise you, hmph, I won't do you any favors."

benefit? !

These two words are like a magic incantation, Zhao Yu suddenly closed his eyes and rushed, "Jia Jia, what is my advantage!!"

Fortunately, Zeng Loujia had quick eyesight and quick hands, cleverly dodged the entanglement of the opponent's big snake, and was almost frightened by a heart attack, and after seeing Zhao Aotian flying into the air, he curled up pitifully in the porch again, humming.

You can't really let him sleep at the door overnight.

Zeng Loujia looked around the room, and remembered that the tatami mat next to the living room was okay to sleep there, so he went to the bedroom and took out a quilt and pillows, spread the tatami mat first, and closed the curtains tightly.

Then he sneered furtively, took out a ham sausage with the thickness of a baby's wrist from the suitcase, peeled off the outer plastic film, and slowly approached Zhao Gun's face.

"A gun, a gun..." Zeng Loujia meowed like a ghost, "Want to eat? I'll give you something delicious..."

Zhao Xuan heard Jiajia's soft cry, and something seemed to slide along his lips.

Soft and smooth, but also exudes a salty smell.

I really want to lick it and taste it.

Really stick out your tongue and slide around the ham sausage.

"Gaga, Gaga, where are you?"

Zeng Loujia chuckled lightly and removed the sausage, "I'm here, why don't you come here~"

Zhao Gun opened his eyes dimly. Zeng Loujia was wearing a half-opened white shirt, and his two long and beautiful legs were white and slender, exuding a seductive luster under the weak light.

"Fairy, you wait, I'm here..."

He propped up his two muddy arms, crawled a few times in the direction of Zeng Loujia, and rolled beside the sofa.

This method actually works!

Zeng Loujia was about to laugh, and put the sausage on Zhao Yu's lips again, as if attracting a hungry dog, and kept drawing his sexy lip line.

"Zhao Guadan, do you want to eat it? Climb a little further, and I'll eat it for you if I catch it."

Maintaining an appropriate distance, Zeng Loujia retreated slightly towards the tatami.

Zhao Gun vaguely saw Zeng Loujia tempting him, leading him to climb onto the bed.

Alcohol is mind-numbing.

So is beauty.

Suddenly, Zhao Gun was full of strength, and his limbs and limbs pounced like an agile black panther. He caught someone Zeng who was too late to escape, and rushed to the tatami soft quilt, rolling staggeringly.

Zeng Loujia had experienced the powerful mental strength of the drunk, and held up the ham sausage to fawn on him, "Eat the sausage, eat the sausage, go to bed after eating, I won't tease you anymore."

The author has something to say: I want to eat ham sausage today, hum (ノ=Д=)ノ┻━┻