The scumbag who was abandoned by me came to the door

On the fourth day when he moved back to his residence, Li Xunran was yawning all the time, his two peach blossom eyes glowed blue frequently, his body was hollowed out overnight, and he always felt that he didn’t have enough sleep. Even Zhang Xiaoyan walked slowly and drifted, and couldn’t fall The déjà vu of the ground.

Zhao Yu teased, "You two went stealing chickens at night, why did you look like you were drunk all night?"

Zhang Xiaoyan's reaction was rather old-fashioned, he kept playing mobile games with his head down, while Li Xunran punched Zhao Gun with his fist as if someone had dug up his ancestor's grave.

"Asshole, let's drive your car!"

Zhao Yu, the temporary substitute driver, covered his shoulders and smiled, holding the steering wheel steadily with one hand, and freed his other hand to pinch the back of Li Xunran's neck fiercely, causing Li Xunran to scream in pain.

Li Xunran scolded: You vindictive guy!

Zhao Gun smiled: I haven't suffered a lot anyway from beating a small thief.

Zeng Loujia saw that the two of them were playing more and more carelessly, so he walked around the car seat with his hands and patted Zhao Aotian's back lightly.

There are thousands of roads, safety first.

If you don't pay attention to driving, your relatives will cry.

Zhao Bun immediately retreated, and pointed at Li Xunran who was about to counterattack with one hand, "Warning you, Jiajia is in the car, I have to concentrate on ensuring his safety, and stop making jokes with the driver!"

Li Xunran immediately turned into a disgusted grimace, and sincerely admired Zeng Loujia, "Finally, someone can train and teach this wild donkey, Loujia, you did a good job."

Zeng Loujia pinched Zhao Bun's obviously smug face, and kneaded it up and down, "It's not my turn to care about him."

Zhao Gun's mouth was pinched and deformed, and he faltered: "Don't, Jiajia, I don't even paint the walls, only you."

Zeng Loujia only let go of his thick-skinned old face, and leaned sideways beside Zhang Xiaoyan, watching his finger on the control bar of the game interface.

"What are you thinking?" he asked softly.

Zhang Xiaoyan shook his frozen eyes, "I didn't think about anything."

"You use Hou Yi to stand straight and fight?"

Only then did Zhang Xiaoyan remember that he was manipulating the hero, and with a skill, he picked up the big bird and rushed to remedy it, but it was too late and turned into spitting.Frustrated, he pushed his knee against Zhao Gun's cushion, "Old Zhao, shall we go to the restaurant or go home?"

Zhao Gun said: "Who is Lao Zhao? It's Brother Zhao."

Zhang Xiaoyan actually washed his mouth, stopped calling him a beast, and called him according to the rules, Brother Zhao.

Every hair on Zhao Gun's hair stood on end, causing goosebumps, "Jiajia, what do you want to eat?"

Zhang Xiaoyan recommended himself, "Take care of yourself at noon today, and I'll cook meat for everyone in the evening."

As promised, Zhang Xiaoyan took Zeng Loujia out to buy groceries in the afternoon. After returning home, he directly borrowed the kitchen and high-end kitchen utensils from Zhao Gun’s house to prepare a sacrifice stove. A small pull, revealing a smooth and full forehead and a milky baby face.

Holding a pink lace apron, he said to Zhao Yu who was busy playing games, "Look at you, you are quite a normal big man, why did you buy the apron so aggressively?"

Zhao Ju took a peek at Zeng Loujia, and was too guilty to say anything, so he aimed the cannon at Li Xunran and kicked his foot, "Come to someone else's house to eat and drink, who will give you the courage to prostitute for nothing? Help me cook!"

Li Xunran couldn't let go of the joystick in his hand, and it was deliberate, "How many years have you known me, besides washing myself, have you ever seen me washing other things?"

In his chaotic mind, he suddenly recalled the two shells he and Zhang Xiaoyan washed each other in the bathroom, and it was even more impossible to go into the kitchen.

Zeng Loujia put down the joystick.

Zhao Gun immediately put his head on his back, "Baby, thank you for your hard work~"

Zeng Loujia took his game console back with his backhand, and grabbed Zhao Aotian's smiling face with both hands, "Let's go together, I need you."

Got it!

Rushed to the crown and became blue face.Zhao Ju dama Jin Dao put on a posture, "Baby, tell me, ask your husband to wash the vegetables for you? Pick the vegetables? Cut the vegetables? Or taste the vegetables?"

Zhang Xiaoyan threw a head of garlic over, "Brother Jia, just come and help, you peel the garlic outside." The kitchen is already hot and irritating enough, there is no need for two guys in love to come in to add fuel to the fire.

Zhao Ju happily squatted at the door of the kitchen peeling garlic.

Inside, Zeng Loujia helped wash and pick vegetables. He was cautious and conscientious in everything he did. After carefully breaking a small cabbage from the root, he washed every leaf and the fine sand at the root with a long stream of fine water, and piled it on the In the draining basket, stacked neatly.

A pair of dexterous hands seem to be able to speak good words, facing the gradually fading light, the persimmons with astringent blush, the watermelon dyed with blue and yellow layers, and the curd and white jade fat tofu are smooth and smooth. The hand-shredded chicken is ordered according to the rules, sorted by color and weight, and it is placed next to the stove that Zhang Xiaoyan can take anywhere.

Zhang Xiaoyan, on the other hand, has a bit of the charm and confidence of a family man. He can hold a huge iron pot with one weak and weak hand. The flames surge from the bottom of the pot and dance together. Heat the oil, fry the shallots, wave some seasonings, and stir-fry with a strong fire. , simmering slowly, without tension, and even a little leisurely.

In the room filled with the fragrance of the world, the busy figure of the two people is immersed in it like a fantasy dream.

"Jiajia..." Zhao Bun poked his head and called out to him softly, "You come here."

Zeng Loujia immediately received the call, knelt down and asked, "What's the matter with you?"

Looking again, Zhao Gun had only peeled a few cloves of garlic in his hand, and asked in surprise, "Why are you working so slowly?"

Zhao Yu held a garlic clove that hadn't been peeled, and half complained, "My family has a nanny who cooks all the year round, and I never touch Yangchun water with my fingers, so I almost gnawed the skin for you with my mouth. What else do you want?"

"It's okay to be slow, why can't you even peel off the garlic?"

What do you want? !

Zhao Gun casually unbuttoned Zeng Loujia's shirt and fastened it again, with a hand speed of 666.

"The garlic is too wet."

Zhang Xiaoyan's hand speed is really 6 to fly, West Lake vinegar fish, rock sugar elbow, scrambled eggs with tomatoes, vinegar rice stems, intoxicating shredded chicken, and a pot of emerald shrimp soup are on the table on time.

Li Xunran was a picky eater, and he never looked at expensive things, or tasted things that were not extravagant, it was strange that the aroma of ordinary family meals would form a shock in his mouth, and his saliva gushed out.

Zhao Bun watched him get ready to sit on the stool, and kicked Li Xunran a few meters away. This was the stool that Zeng Loujia had sat on. Zhao Bun stepped on the top of the stool, "The stool my wife sat on, only I deserve to touch it! It's still hot up there! You're triumphant!"

Li Xunran scolded back, "I think you are falling in love and becoming crazy!"

"Sit here with me." Zhang Xiaoyan pushed out the stool beside him with his toes, seeing how clever and virtuous he is as a husband.

People with two forms of day and night, isn't it scary?

Li Xunran reluctantly sat down, Zhang Xiaoyan immediately scooped up a bowl full of fresh soup for him, and 50.00% of the shrimp in a pot fell into his bowl.

Li Xunran pushed some distance away, "Sorry, I'm allergic to seafood."

Zhang Xiaoyan smiled and did not speak, and ate by himself.

Seeing that everyone was eating sullenly, Zhao Yu suddenly proposed to tell a joke that he had seen on the Internet, and he opened his mouth, "There is a chicken. Chicken."

Zeng Loujia almost sprayed hot soup on his face, took out a piece of paper and covered his mouth, coughing and coughing, "What habit do you have, why do you spray yellow when you open your mouth?"

Li Xunran tried his best to avoid eye contact with Zhang Xiaoyan, turned his body and said, "You forgot, Baozi used to run the high-speed train with his mouth full of mouth when he was in high school. If you never heard it, it was all because of his disguise."

"Jia Jia, you are absolutely wrong to blame me, every word I spit out is absolutely in line with the National V emission standards." Zhao Yu stopped with his hands, "You should listen to me and continue."

"There is a chicken. Chicken, it has never seen its father, so it asked its mother, how can I meet my father? My mother said, you will be able to see your father when you grow up, but before that, you You have to keep training yourself to make yourself stronger.”

"So this chicken. The chicken kept cultivating itself. It never showed off when it achieved outstanding results, and it was able to stand up and stand on its own at critical moments. After many years of hard work, it finally became a fighting chicken."

"So my mother fulfilled her promise back then and told him that your father is actually..."

"Watt~~cough cough→_→"

The scene was very cold for a while.

Zhang Xiaoyan gnawed an elbow leisurely, "The technology of your cold joke is quite advanced, is it imported from the United States?"

Instead, Li Xunran couldn't stop laughing, "I think, because of his relationship recently, Ah Jun seems to be out of his mind."

Zeng Loujia added, "Since you are so energetic, let him wash the dishes later."

Who can resist his wife's words, but Zhao Aotian is not a good vegetarian, so he found an excuse to drag Zeng Loujia to wash the pot together, and took the opportunity to make love to each other in the kitchen.

When Zhang Xiaoyan was sweeping the floor, he was a little absent-minded. He accidentally knocked Li Xunran's Bluetooth mobile trolley case, and the huge box fell to the ground immediately. Li Xunran didn't lock it tightly after taking the things, and as a result, the shoes and clothes inside were scattered all over the floor. .

They were all white shoes, canvas shoes, sneakers, sneakers, any luxury brand, and I counted about fifteen pairs.

Hearing the movement, Li Xunran also came to pick it up.

Zhang Xiaoyan picked up a pair of global limited-edition Adidas YEEZYBOOST all-white sneakers, looked at them carefully for a long time with deer-like eyes, and touched them as if looking for a bosom friend.

Li Xunran stretched out his hand to grab it, and said, "I bought this in 18, and it's already worn out. Can you understand the brand on it?"

Zhang Xiaoyan's neck trembled as if a needle had been stuck in his ear, and he mustered up the courage to ask, "You really like white shoes."

"Well, what you like is what you like, there is no reason, and the same goes for disliking." Li Xunran took out a small vacuum bag, put the shoes in it and sealed it, and then carefully stuffed it into the suitcase.

Zhang Xiaoyan swallowed all the words he wanted to say, got up silently and walked to the balcony outside.

The moon and stars are sparse, and the evening wind stops.

The coldness of the twelfth floor poured into his baggy clothes, Zhang Xiaoyan's body seemed to grow taller in an instant, but his figure was suddenly lonely.

He touched the two bulging pockets, one of which contained a secretly hidden cigarette, took one casually and put it in his mouth, drawing an arc in the air.

"Here you go." Li Xunran approached and lit the lighter as if to atone for sin.

Zhang Xiaoyan faced the fire, and swallowed the clouds and fog for a while.

"Are you afraid that I will entangle you?"

The light outside the house was dark and dreamy, and Zhang Xiaoyan's sweet voice became flickering between flickering sparks.

"how can that be possible?"

"I'm just playing with you. You may not know that I have been abstinent for too long recently, and some accumulation needs to be released."

"The most ridiculous feeling in the world is that I treat you as a tool. Don't you tm think it's true love?"

His words stopped in Li Xunran's ear, like a vicious curse.

Li Xunran also turned a deaf ear and said, "You think too much, I will go back to the United States tomorrow."

The subtext is that we will never meet again.

That's great.

Zhang Xiaoyan groped in the other pocket for a while, then took out a palm-sized object from it, and handed it to Li Xunran.

Under the dark outline, there is probably a pendant of a koala.

"What is it, it's pitch black!" Li Xunran patted it with his backhand.

The thing in Zhang Xiaoyan's palm instantly fell down the twelve floors.

"Why are you so stupid!" Zhang Xiaoyan flicked the cigarette butt, and stretched out his hands at the same time, as if trying to rescue his most cherished memory in the darkening abyss.

Seeing his petite body about to jump off the railing with his own eyes, Li Xunran was so terrified that he stretched out his hand to lock his waist and said angrily, "What the hell is it! Are you crazy? If you fall, you will fall!" It's turned into meat!"

"If not, go down and look for it, as for you!"

"Keep the change, please!"

Li Xunran faintly felt that the other party's gaze penetrated the darkness and reached his chest.

"It's pretty clean, anyway, you don't know anything." Zhang Xiaoyan was about to leave.

"I don't know what! You are so weird! Is it because you have smoked so much that your brain has lost its power! It's inexplicable!"

Yelling and cursing, Li Xunran reflexively pulled Zhang Xiaoyan's arm, but was easily dodged by the other party.

"If you remember everything, I won't have to do so many messy things."

Zhang Xiaoyan's answer sank into the room and never came back.

Zhao Gun and Zeng Loujia escorted Li Xunran onto the plane.

After returning, Zhang Xiaoyan was chopping onions frantically with a kitchen knife. The pungent and spicy smell made his eyes red and swollen, and he kept crying.

Zhao Gun pointed at the figure in the kitchen strangely.

Zeng Loujia also shrugged and shook his head inexplicably.

Zhang Xiaoyan held a pot with tears in his eyes, his nose was red and pitiful, "Let's eat dumplings stuffed with beef and onions at noon, you both wash your hands and come over to help."

Then I specially reminded Zhao Yu, "Brother Zhao, I like your house very much, especially the kitchen part. Otherwise, let's change, you can move to live with my brother!"

I thought to myself, isn't it good to be single, do you have to go through the muddy water of love?

Zhao Gun was so happy that he wanted to kneel on the ground and kiss Zhang Xiaoyan's floral apron.

Making full use of the last two days of the long vacation, Zhang Xiaoyan and Zhang Xiaoyan moved each other's belongings. Zhang Xiaoyan packed the koalas in his room into a big bag and threw them all to the garbage recycling station.

Zeng Loujia asked Zhao Bun to live in the room that Xiao Yan had vacated, so it was impossible for Zhao Bun to sleep in two rooms with him, to cry, to make trouble, to hang himself, to pat his chest to make sure that he was usually studying, and absolutely not. Will interfere with Zeng Loujia's private time.

Only then reluctantly agreed to use Zhang Xiaoyan's room to place models and easels as a temporary study room.

It just so happened that Shen Yawen called Zeng Loujia and said that Zeng Loujia had to participate in a highly professional thesis defense recently on behalf of the Department of Architecture. If he passed successfully, he would be awarded an additional bonus.

Zhao Bun got a god-given opportunity and ordered Zeng Loujia to concentrate on his studies and win glory for the department, and he took care of the small house they lived with.

Zeng Loujia could only concentrate on fighting in the library for a few days, and stayed at the other side with Zhang Xiaoyan at night, completely unaware of how Zhao Aotian had hired a decoration company, and how to toss around at home.

Time passed very quickly, and it was the third day of school in a blink of an eye. Zeng Loujia also moved from the city library to the school library. In order to make ppts, he had to run around with Zhao Gun's laptop on his back, like footprints drawn with triangles. Robots are constantly busy.

After October, the autumn night gets dark very quickly, and the huge black curtain hangs down quickly above the crimson color, covering all the brightness, and the brilliant light turns into stars, illuminating the way back.

Zeng Loujia dragged his tired legs, thinking of going back to Xiao Yan first, but after the elevator reached the twelfth floor, his body turned involuntarily to Zhao Gun's side.

The room was quiet, and he didn't know when the decoration company would leave. He was already busy day and night, even when he was sleeping, he was awake and recounting the ppt.

Knocked on the door, and the empty echo seemed to confirm that there was no one inside.

Zeng Loujia sighed and had no choice but to go back.

Unexpectedly, the door behind him slammed, and a pair of big hands stretched out from the darkness, holding a black hood, which suddenly covered Zeng Loujia's head.

Zeng Loujia was so frightened that his limbs convulsed into a ball, and he wanted to defend himself with a sword in his conditioned reflex, but was nimbly pressed on the swivel chair by the other party, running and spinning around the house desperately.

Just when his heart was about to come out of his throat, Zhao Gun's voice rang out clearly.

"Don't be afraid baby, it's my husband~"

Surprised or not?no surprise~

The author has something to say: the relationship between Zhang Xiaoyan and Li Xunran will be told slowly in the story.

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Thanks to the little angel who threw the grenade: 2 Yitui Danfeng;

Thanks to the little angels who threw mines: Quack, Hui 1;

Thanks to the little angel of irrigation nutrient solution: 1 bottle of Floating Dream Return;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!