The scumbag who was abandoned by me came to the door

What?Come again!Annoying is not annoying!

A thick book by Zhao Gun slammed onto the desk, sending out a big blow that smashed the altar and destroyed it.

I just want to be prosperous, democratic, civilized, and pursue a wife harmoniously, I am too blue~

All the students who were listening intently thought the ceiling had fallen, and squatted down next to the desks to avoid danger. The teacher of the lecture was an old man in sixties, and there was a thunder on the ground, which almost made him roll over from the podium.

"Who! An earthquake?! Or something! Ready to demolish the building!"

Zhang Xiaoyan came in on time with two bags of delicious food. Zeng Loujia had already cleaned up the small den thoroughly, making it tidy and hygienic.

The two people moved out of the induction cooker, boiled the water, put green onions in the clear soup, washed all kinds of vegetables, cut the lamb slices and put them on the plate, and prepared the traditional secret sesame sauce in the small sauce bowl.

Zeng Loujia sneezed three times in a row, "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhthhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh…

One thought, two curses, three colds.

"Brother Jia, don't catch a cold." Zhang Xiaoyan poured mutton into the pot, "Let me tell you, you are a person who has just been hospitalized. The illness comes and goes like a mountain, and I have been worried about it. You can't eat well, and your nutrition can't keep up, so I must give you nourishment today."

Zeng Loujia rubbed his blond hair, "My brother is the best to me."

Zhang Xiaoyan showed a proud and happy smile, and reminded, "Brother Jia, your phone has vibrated several times. The other party must be in a hurry. The mutton can only be eaten after boiling in a pot for a while. You should hurry up and answer the phone."

Zeng Loujia probably knew who made the serial calls, said sorry, picked up his phone and went into his bedroom.

The caller ID is really Zhao Guadan, doesn't he have to study hard all day long?Why are you so free?

When Zeng Loujia answered the phone, the rapid itching in his nose made him unable to say the first word hello, and he called softly.

"Ah~~"

Zhao Gun: →_→? ?

"Ah~ah~"

Zhao Gun: ⊙w⊙! ! !

"Ah~~ahhhhhhhh!"

The picture is so strong that Zhao Yu almost folded the phone in his palm, "Jiajia, what's wrong with you? Did you take away my quilt that night and let me leave it outside for a night to freeze you Got a cold?"

As long as Zhao Gun didn't stick to his earlobe, Zeng Loujia's voice could always be kept very steady, "What's the matter?"

"It's nothing." Can't you find something if you're okay?Zhao Gun cleared his throat, "Where do you think I am?"

Zeng Loujia suddenly became nervous, "You came to my house?!"

Zhao Yu smiled deeply, "I'm on the fifth floor of the teaching building, and the northwest wind whistling in my ears is not too strong. The diameter of particles in the flowing air is less than or equal to 2.5 microns, but the air is still fresh and the visibility in the sky is extremely high. You If you don't go home, I can accompany you to watch the bright moon in the sky and the stars in the sky."

Zeng Loujia rubbed his temples with his hands, "Zhao Ju, can you be more boring?"

"If you don't go home, I won't be so bored." Zhao Yu lay on the window with his hands folded, like a big Erha who is looking forward to his master's love, "I can talk to you at night by candlelight, and I can't sleep all night .”

"Zhao Gun," Zeng Loujia kept rubbing his temples, which were getting more and more painful, "I have always suspected that there must be a sea of ​​flowers in your mind?"

"I can sing Jay Chou's "Flower Sea" for you"

"No, stop now," Zeng Loujia made a stop gesture across the air, "I mean you are childish! Do you understand?"

"I'm innocent, okay?" Zhao Bun squeezed the phone, his ears were pressed tightly against the receiver, and Jiajia scolded him like the beautiful chirping of a lark in the empty valley.

"Jiajia, I actually want to tell you something, but I'm not asking if you're okay, or telling you."

Holding a bowl and chopsticks in his hand, Zhang Xiaoyan opened the door and entered the room, and saw Zeng Loujia leaning on the desk. Although his tone was not good, the corners of his mouth curved slightly, and there was a faint pink halo on his face. Gorgeous.

"Brother Jia, eat meat."

Zeng Loujia waved his hand, indicating to wait for a while to eat.

Zhang Xiaoyan said in a low voice that the mutton might smell fishy when it was cold, so he dipped it in the sauce and stuffed Zeng Loujia with a big mouthful.

Zeng Loujia: "Mmm~~mmmm~~mmmm~" He kept chewing, the sauce overflowed from the corner of his mouth, dripping on his clothes, "I~ I can't eat~ my clothes~ are dirty ~"

Zhao Gun coughed dryly for a long time, "Jia Jia, Jia Jia, I want to tell you something... Hello?... Hey! Who is next to you? What is he giving you? Why are you still panting!! Jia Jia ...Gaga!!"

The phone hangs up automatically.

Zhao Yu pinched the phone for a long while, his teeth itching with hatred, "I said, I f*ck want to live with you!"

When will this hard day end!Assi!

Zeng Loujia hadn't seen Zhao Gun's shadow for a whole day, and when it was Saturday, he rarely had the lazy idea of ​​wanting to sleep well in the den. The man punched heavily, digging out a small pothole.

Zhang Xiaoyan didn't go back to his rented house either. He stayed at Zeng Loujia's house for two days. He is a nocturnal animal and can't wake up during the day.

But the sound of knocking on the door now is simply the king of Hades knocking on his life.

Zeng Loujia put on a coat and got up from the floor, Zhang Xiaoyan also got up from the bed, and the two went to open the door in a daze.

Zhang Xiaoyan was very angry when he got up, and cursed through the door, "Knock your sister, knock!!"

open the door.

People on both sides were dumbfounded.

Outside the house, Zhao Gun led the owner of the decoration company and several of his subordinates to look straight at Zeng Loujia and Zhang Xiaoyan who were still asleep.

Zeng Loujia was wearing snow-white pajamas, covering everything that should be covered tightly, Zhao Yu was very satisfied, but Zhang Xiaoyan was completely naked, wearing a pair of gray underpants, which was indecent.

Zhao Gun pushed away Zhang Xiaoyan, who was rubbing his eyes, and explained gently to Zeng Loujia, "This is Boss Zhang from the decoration company. He came to see the house today."

"What are you looking at the house for?"

"What are you doing, of course it is to decorate it into a comfortable place for human beings to live in." Zhao Yu held Zeng Loujia's waist affectionately and whispered to him, "Didn't I tell you that day, I want to live in."

Let's build our love nest together.

Zhang Xiaoyan resolutely defended Brother Jia's injustice, "Master Zhao, do you take yourself too seriously? Does my brother agree with you to decorate this house? Besides, where will I live when you come here?"

"My lord is talking, children don't interrupt," Zhao Yu patted him on the head again with a grin, pulling away the unsightly guy, "Wherever you like to live, who cares about you!"

The people from the decoration company looked thoughtfully at the three people pushing and shoving each other, which was a bit more exciting than the eight o'clock drama about love and family ethics.

Zeng Loujia frowned, the morning light made his eyes a little hazy, but Zhao Yu's smug smile was very obtrusive, so he pushed away the other's hug, "You didn't even say you wanted to live in," and this is mine. House, you are definitely overstepping your authority.

Zhao Yu had expected it a long time ago, picked up Zeng Loujia's waist with a big hand, and hugged him horizontally without hesitation, "I may still have some disagreements with my senior, Boss Zhang, please take a look at the house first. He went to the kitchen for a heart-to-heart talk."

Boss Zhang nodded and agreed: The relationship between you and your senior is... really special.

The other masters nodded and smiled without speaking.

Zhang Xiaoyan went to pull Zeng Loujia's arm, "Beast Zhao, let go of my brother..." The rest of his words were swallowed by Zhao Gun's secretly cast fierce eyes.

Zhao Gun’s eyes threatened: If you insist again, I will immediately find someone to kill you, dig out your internal organs and sell them, and then throw them into the corpse river, let fishes and shrimps peck at your flesh and blood until your bones rot into mud.

Zhang Xiaoyan choked on his words, and hiccupped, scaring the baby to death.

Zeng Lou Jiashang had no time to resist, and was carried into the small kitchen

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