The scumbag who was abandoned by me came to the door

Before Zhao Gun could finish his sentence, Zeng Loujia slapped Dai Yuanzheng on the head.

To shut up.

Zhao Bun rubbed his head and stared, "My cool hair cost 99.8 Australian dollars, and I hired a professional hairdresser to take care of the undercut. The old nose is expensive." The point is, you still kicked me in the morning!He was not an armored warrior in golden armor after repeated punches and kicks.

His whole body is in pain, and his anger can only be appeased by a kiss.

Zeng Loujia ignored the psychological hints on his face and continued to eat his millet porridge.

As if thinking of something, Dai Yuanzheng asked concerned Zhao Yu, who was pouting and rolling his eyes, "Don't show off your wealth, let's talk about your painting exam in the middle of this month. How are you preparing?"

There is an express provision in the admissions brochure of N University that candidates who did not take the art test during the college entrance examination can take the additional painting test organized by the school within the first month of enrollment.

Zhao Yu immediately restrained himself, and his words were quite self-confident, "Before I came here, I signed up for a 1v1 short-term special training class. Simple pencil sketching should not be a problem. If I spend some time in these two days to get more proficient, I should... "

Zeng Loujia could not help listening to him, but Zhao Ju suddenly changed the subject and said helplessly, "You also know that we have only been a freshman for a week, and many places are not on the right track. We need to buy , need to remember, there are too many things that need to be familiarized with, piecemeal."

"If someone finds time to help me with two days of homework, I believe that with my natural drawing ability, I will definitely show my edge in the additional test and kill the eyes of all the teachers who batched the papers."

Before Dai Yuanzheng introduced himself, Zeng Loujia said calmly, "I think you are thinking too much. The additional test is actually very simple. It's just a sketch of a still life. With your ability, wouldn't it be good to draw a ball or a cone? As easy as flipping the palm of your hand?"

Zhao Bun was a little annoyed by his sudden provocation, "Senior Zeng, don't always say what you think, but tell me what I think about this matter, OK?"

"Stop, stop!" Caught in the middle, Dai Yuanzheng, who was fidgeting, made a truce gesture, "Now is the early time for harmony, and all kinds of provocative bickering are prohibited!"

He quickly shifted his focus, facing the cold side, "Speaking of Lou Jia, we will start learning computer graphics CAD this semester. When are you going to buy your laptop?"

"When it's time to buy, I will naturally buy it." Zeng Loujia put the spoon into the bowl, his eyes lacked any appetite. He just spent 3000 yuan in the hospital. Fulfill the promise to Zhang Xiaoyan's storefront.

"In short, you have to prepare quickly. Besides, can't you beg your parents to ask them to help you with some emergency money?"

Zeng Loujia's complexion obviously slipped a trace of gloom, "This is my own business, I can solve it myself." Standing up and facing the surprised two people, "I have to go back to the rented house to do my homework, you two are so drunk Almost, hurry back to school and sell your holidays.”

Zhao Bun looked at Zeng Loujia's disappearing figure, and thought that he had sent him home with a shameless face after his self-study the night before, and indeed he had only stopped downstairs, since he had never seen Zeng Loujia's parents.

Zhang Xiaoyan, for example, is also like a monkey that forcibly pops out from a blank memory.

Reflecting on it suddenly, I seem to have never really understood this person in my heart.

The end of all unhappiness always begins with another unhappiness.

After the warm-up preparations for the first week of school ended happily, the teachers of each subject seemed to be united with each other, and the homework with clear minds was distributed to the Jianxue dogs in the form of leaflets and small advertisements.

Cute kids, get ready to start the night!

Persuading people to study medicine is like lightning strikes from the sky, and persuading people to study Fa is a death sentence.

Advise people to learn to build, and wave their swords from the palace.

As long as you have the courage to take seven days off a week, this kind of thing cannot be implemented and carried out smoothly in the Department of Architecture.

It was only then that Zeng Loujia deeply realized Dai Yuanzheng's good intentions, and it was indeed difficult to use the mobile phone to find all kinds of reference materials needed by the teacher.

He probably really needs a computer to settle down.

After finishing a quick gouache painting, prepare to think hard about the various sources of the fastest way to get a computer.

Dai Yuanzheng snapped his fingers to remind: Hurry up and look at the WeChat group, there are local tyrants giving out red envelopes.

Zeng Loujia's impulsiveness came from nowhere, and he quickly entered the class's WeChat group. More than a dozen guys with quick eyes and quick hands were posting pictures of thanking the boss, and they continued to top.

Zeng Loujia also clicked on one: 0.01 yuan.

Is there anyone worse than him?

Dai Yuanzheng handed over his mobile phone and showed it: 1.0 yuan.

Zeng Loujia immediately smiled and said, "The decimal point is very partial to you."

Seeing that the ten yuan in the group had been divided up, the local tyrant who gave out the red envelope yelled loudly, "Whoever gets a red envelope with an amount less than one yuan today will go downstairs to grandma's first-year freshman tonight." Especially mentioned carefully , This is the teacher's will, and those who disobey the order are raped.

The freshman Danzi is in the groping stage in many courses, especially the painting course. The teacher always emphasizes that the seniors have finished their homework and must be brave enough to teach the next generation.

A dozen people, including Zeng Loujia, lamented that they couldn't finish their homework.

One of the girls thought of something and said carelessly: Go, go, why not go, there is a super handsome guy in the freshman class, let's form a group to molested him! !

Zeng Loujia pretended that he didn't get a penny, and Dai Yuanzheng betrayed him directly: "Xiao Zeng got a penny, so hurry up and hand it over to the police uncle."

More than [-] people in the class booed together: Zeng Xiaohua went out for a ride together!

Taking people's money to eliminate disasters for others, a group of people laughed and went to the studio on the first floor.The buildings are arranged according to grades, so seniors in juniors and seniors can occupy the tall buildings, look up at the starry sky, look at the end of the world, and explore the mysteries of the earth and the universe.

In the studio on the first floor, there is no idle time. Every night, they have to accept the back and forth attacks from the seniors and sisters of all grades.

The squad leader heard malicious footsteps approaching and approaching from a distance, and clasped his hands into a horn and shouted: "Children, dress up and welcome the guests~"

The men and women who were chatting in full swing hurriedly put the fruit plate on the altar table, picked up the pencils, and began to draw freely on their easels.

As soon as the seniors and sisters entered the door, they all greeted each other politely, and then scattered to find some fun beside their favorite rookie.

Zeng Loujia came in last.

Sure enough, there were two senior sisters standing beside Zhao Yu, who were already commenting on his picture of spring mountains and autumn trees, pears and pears. one.

The three of them laughed out the fragrant and silky taste.

A senior student smelled the aroma of chocolate, deliberately flashed behind Zhao Yu, carefully looked at his sketch, and then compared it with the still life on the altar table, and said in amazement, "Zhao Xuedi, your eyes have a reverse filter function. On the plate are small crispy pears from Shanxi, but what you have painted are big frozen pears from Northeast China!"

As soon as he yelled, everyone rushed up to watch the excitement.

Comparing the case before and after the case, this pear is not like a pear, and it looks like a landmine.

With one hand in his trouser pocket, Zhao Gun squinted at all living beings, "Northeast frozen pears are delicious. Once you bite into them, the juice spurts out." When he smacked his lips, he deliberately stared at Zeng Loujia in the crowd. .

Zeng Loujia reflexively touched the Wantong Muscle Sticker covering his neck, and his face turned red.

"That's why you don't understand little crispy pears, junior." The senior turned around two times and three times to the altar, and rubbed the yellow pears on his face. , the pedicle fruit point is larger, and there is a radial golden rust around it, crisp and ready to eat, with a sweet smell, and it was listed as a tribute in the Qing Dynasty."

Talking freely and directly bite down, good water, delicious.

After the silence, there was a lot of shouting and cursing: Senior, if you want to eat pears, just say so, you ate our still life, let us draw your sister!

The senior put the bitten pear in the middle of the plate and justified himself, "Because of a bitten apple, Steve Jobs, Steve Wozniak and Luo Wayne founded Apple Computer Corporation of America."

"Today, I will give you a big crispy pear with a bite out of it, so that you can give full play to the creativity of your future designers, and maybe our United Architects will become famous."

"Call - pear!"

"Your sister, pear!"

"Go back to the second floor!"

Everyone, including his own relatives and classmates, picked up erasers from the ground and smashed them one after another.

"It's born from the same root, so why bother with each other!" The mouse scrambled, saying as he ran, "Isn't it just to eat a bite of your pear? Seniors are like fathers. You little rookies dare to kill your relatives righteously."

Pointing, "I unilaterally announced to increase the difficulty of the homework, pulled out Zeng Loujia and put it on the table, it is much better than painted pears ~ apples ~ longan!"

"What does this have to do with me?" Zeng Loujia took a few steps back, this group of people were usually bitter and vengeful, but they went crazy and became extremely vicious.

Zhao Gun put his hands together, hugged Zeng Loujia behind him and protected him, "Stop messing around, we're so lively, I'll call the teacher later."

He also suggested, "Anyway, we ate the pears, so let's draw something else. In order to appease everyone's anxiety, I will treat everyone to a midnight snack." He took out his mobile phone and ordered eight KFC family bucket set meals.

Feed them and gag them.

Half an hour later, a seductive smell of eating greasy and spicy chicken food and drinking spermicide soda emerged in the studio.

Zeng Loujia sat in front of Zhao Jue's drawing board with a Coke in his arms, and Zhao Jue trotted and moved a small horse to sit beside him. He had always hoped to be a comma, quietly guarding someone's side, and let him make long sentences when he was tired. Can pause briefly.

"Scientific proof, quantum mechanics, drinking Coke really kills sperm." Zhao Yu conjured up a cup of warm milk tea mysteriously, "the only one in the eight family buckets, and it's just for you to order alone."

Zeng Loujia accepted it with a smile, thank you.

Wanting to give you warmth silently is like holding the only moonlight in your hand.

Zhao Gun suddenly looked at him tenderly, "It's really nice of you to smile."

The author has something to say: I wish everyone good health on New Year's Eve, and protect yourself and your family when the disease strikes.love you(??3(???c)