The scumbag who was abandoned by me came to the door

"Then there's no need. I usually don't like to take pictures." Zhao Bun's attitude was deliberately polite and distant. He didn't want to be a side dish or a source of conversation for girls at all.

"Hey..." All the girls showed disappointment.

Lin Miao's friend hurriedly came out to smooth things over, pointed to one of the girls and said, "Then Xu Lei, I have a set of Hanfu here that fits your figure, and you and Zeng..."

"Just call me Zeng Loujia." Zeng Loujia tried to add peacefully.

"Yes, you and Zeng Loujia are pretty good in height." The girl beckoned the two of them to come over to help, "Let's go to the next class to change clothes and come back later."

The girl named Xu Lei happily followed.

Zhao Bun watched the "pair of well-matched people" leave with a blank expression, straddled his long legs and rode upside down on the chair, with his arms resting on the back of the chair, sitting and waiting boredly.

Dai Yuanzheng couldn't talk to Lin Miao at all, so he had to come over to tease him, "Your attitude towards girls is not very gentlemanly, and you have offended more than [-] girls, which is equivalent to one-seventyth of N University. Women are the enemy."

Some girls chatted on their own to relieve boredom, while some girls pulled out their mobile phones and kept typing on the keyboard with their fingers. There is a clear distinction between men and women, and it is true that they do not take the initiative to approach them.

Thinking, I don't want them to be my wives, Zhao Gun thought, grinning badly, "You're going to flirt with them! Every good relationship starts with nonsense anyway."

"It's a pity that when I was reincarnated, I wasn't assigned a face of your level." Dai Yuanzheng shrugged helplessly.

As soon as the door opened, Xu Lei walked in wearing a beautiful blue bronzing gilded chest-length skirt, revealing the lotus and mandarin duck embroidered shoes at the hem of the skirt, revealing a corner of the sharp bamboo shoots. sneak.

"It's so beautiful!"

"Xu Lei, you look like a fairy descending to earth in this outfit!"

"This dress is so fairy, it complements Leilei's fair complexion, beauty and temperament, a lady is slim and cute!"

The girls immediately heated up the cool atmosphere.

"Can I come in too?" Zeng Loujia's faint voice came after him, and his slender figure already caught everyone's eyes.

The goose-yellow bodysuit embroidered with auspicious pear flowers wraps his well-proportioned and smooth curves, and a topaz belt outlines his overly thin waist. The six bone fan kept flapping, revealing eyes that were as bright as bright stars, and the long and curled eyelashes trembled with the wind, exuding some indescribable amorous feelings.

"So handsome ah ah ah ah!"

"Zeng Loujia, why didn't you make your debut at the same place!"

"No, I want to take a video, make a vibrato, send a Kuaishou, and send a Weibo!"

Ah ah ah ah ah!

The girls immediately went into a state of madness, screaming one after another and about to pierce someone's eardrum.

Zhao Gun (deliberately and deliberately) reminded, "Whether this is still filming or not, what time is it?"

No one cares what he said. The girls surrounded Zeng Loujia as if they had discovered a new world.

There was a girl who was very bold. She stretched out her hand and touched Zeng Loujia's slender cheeks. She couldn't help being envious and jealous, "Zeng Loujia, did you grow up drinking milk, or you grew up soaking in milk?" .Why are you so white~Why is the texture of your skin so good~"

"The stratum corneum on your face is so transparent, and if I look at your neck, it's so white~~"

"What kind of skin care products do you use!"

If one person makes a move first, everyone wants to touch it.

The fan in Zeng Loujia's hand was shaking more and more violently. He really didn't know how to answer the girls' various questions.

Zhao Gun became anxious, and obviously yelled, "Zeng Loujia's kind can only be regarded as a good skin. A man's family is too white to be reliable at all. It is not healthy at all. It will sway left and right when the wind blows."

All the girls looked back at Zhao Bun, probably because they thought he was a sensationalist and didn't want to pay attention to him, but Zhao Bun took off his coat, revealing his tall and straight upper body, "Like me, I look thin when I wear clothes, and I look fleshy when I take it off." That’s what a real man is.”

I thought Zhao Gunting was arrogant, but his sudden words immediately attracted everyone's interest.

Xu Lei couldn't help but smiled at him, "Handsome Zhao, take off your clothes, at least you will know if there are real materials after you take them off!"

Everyone in the room laughed knowingly, except Zeng Loujia.

Zhao Gun flicked his hair slightly, as long as Jia Jia was not touched randomly, it didn't matter if he sacrificed a little flesh.

Pointing to the eyes of the female wolves, "Don't blink, ladies and gentlemen, it's time to witness the miracle."

He lifted up half of the sports sleeves, revealing the whole flat abdomen. The six-pack abs are like layered hills smeared evenly with honey, which highlights the excellent visual effect of being well-proportioned and fit in the weak light, attracting people. mouth watering.

Zeng Loujia's eyes flickered.

The girls opened their mouths one after another, "Oh! You have great muscles!"

Dai Yuanzheng patted Zhao Gun's belly, "Okay, don't show off your good figure, time is precious!" By the way, he pulled off his half sleeve and covered it up.

"cut!"

"mean!"

"have a finger in the pie!"

Lin Miao hurriedly said, "You all join in the fun for half a day, and you've exhausted all the good things you should have. Go back to the dormitory and have a rest. Ah, I'm still busy here."

The girls picked up their bags regretfully and walked towards the door.

Two pretty girls passed by Zhao Yu, reached out and touched his abdominal muscles, and asked meaningfully, "Do you want to add a WeChat account for the handsome guy? We also like sports, so we can make an appointment if you have time." .”

Zhao Yu brushed aside their touch calmly, and slightly scratched the brows with his fingers, "No problem, I will wait for you at 04:30 tomorrow morning at the "Yingchuisi Pavilion" next to the artificial lake in the North Campus , jog together."

Who will go.

The two girls lacked interest, looked at each other boringly, and left with their bags.

"Phew~ the sky and the earth are finally clean."

Lin Miao hurriedly asked Zeng Loujia and Xu Lei to stand together, and took a few close-ups of the front, side and back of the face, including a lot of long-range and close-up shots. Everyone made suggestions and selected the best pictures to import into the computer software, and then Each gave some effective and feasible opinions.

Looking outside the window again, it was dark.

Lin Miao yelled I'm sorry everyone, and then directly suggested that it was impossible to take a vacation together and go to the evening market to have fun.

The school regulations of N University clearly stipulate that only Saturday nights are allowed to ask for leave to go out, but you must find three places to sign the leave note, mark where you have gone and ensure that you return safely the next day.

Lin Miao said that there are people in her student union who can just take advantage of the loopholes and not be demerited, killing two birds with one stone.

The four agreed with both hands. Zeng Loujia originally wanted to go home to rest, but Dai Yuanzheng took a step ahead of Zhao Gun and gave him crazy hints, buddy's little red line, do you want to hold it or not!

Either way.

The five of them made a trip, and the two girls sandwiched Zhao Gun in the middle, chatted wildly, and talked about golden lotus, leaving only Dai Yuanzheng and Zeng Loujia at the bottom.

Dai Yuanzheng raised three fingers and swore to the sky, "In the future, when you come out to play, you must not take Zhao Gun with you, especially when Lin Miao is around."

Zeng Loujia smiled unkindly, "Then you'd better not even take me with you."

"Are you fascinated by yourself every morning when you wake up and look in the mirror!" Dai Yuanzheng hugged Zeng Loujia and rubbed his hair vigorously, "I'm so annoying you self-righteous handsome guys, now I'll make you rua bald !"

The night market is brightly lit, all kinds of food stalls are fragrant, and the white smoke with the smell of fireworks floats into the air, and even the night is blended into the joy of the world.

Zhao Gun suddenly said to Lin Miao and Xu Lei, "That's why girls should never go out alone at night. It's really too dangerous. There are barbecue desserts all over the street. No one can't stop you from entering any one. It’s going to grow several catties of meat.”

"Damn it, why are you so talkative!"

The two girls took turns beating him.

Zhao Gun laughed and said to Zeng Loujia, "Boys are the same, especially those who are more handsome. They should wear more clothes when they go out at night, and they may be followed by some criminals and hooligans. "

Zeng Loujia thought to himself: Take care of yourself first!

The five of them ate and ate at the night market, and Zhao Gun suggested that we go to kty for a second round of wandering.He stopped a taxi with his hand, and packed the two girls into the car in the blink of an eye. He told Dai Yuanzheng that he would reimburse him for the taxi, and asked the driver to drive to the best ktv in N city. Open the door and ask a taxi to open, and drive straight ahead.

Seeing him impatiently sending away the three light bulbs, Zeng Loujia sneered, "I didn't say no, you don't have to block me. Besides, I'm not an idiot if you don't go for nothing."

Zhao Gun reached out to stop the second taxi, "I just want to stay with you for a while, senior, don't you mind?"

"As you wish," Zeng Loujia cleverly dodged Zhao Gun's big hand, and sat directly in the passenger seat, a row of seats away from someone, "I don't mind at all."

Arriving at the entrance of McCarty, it is said that this is the largest ktv in N City. Two LED electronic display screens are installed on the tall door wall, and vigorous songs and dances are played passionately on the display screens. The incandescent light illuminates half of the bar. Walking through the block, it seems to be sailing from night to day.

The people coming and going through the two automatic revolving doors are all well-dressed, fashionable, or otherworldly, like a happy place in the world, never dark.

Dai Yuanzheng led Lin Miao and Xu Lei to wait at the door. Seeing Zhao Yu coming, he hurried up and said, "This place feels that the consumption level is too high. Let's change the place and we can still sing happily."

Zhao Ju shook his hand, "It's okay, just leave it on me, you just follow." Then one person led the way, and there was a sliding door next to the automatic revolving door. He said, "Welcome."

After entering the door, a beautiful waiter greeted her personally, and Zhao Yu said, "Come to the best medium box."

Zeng Loujia walked at the back, and when he passed by, someone on the transparent glass of the automatic revolving door next to him seemed to point at him. He turned his head and looked, but no one seemed to be watching.

Several people walked around in a big circle, and were ushered into a luxuriously decorated box, and then a waiter brought in a box of Carlsberg, and Zhao Yu said, "You can order any plate of fruit and seafood, and take a bottle of XO for takeout. A bottle of vodka."

Lin Miao laughed tremblingly, "Our elementary school boy looks bad, but he is really bad. There are five of us in total. Who are you going to drink up if you want so much wine?"

Xu Lei repeatedly echoed, "Anyway, I only have a bottle of beer. Let me tell you now, don't drink me later."

"Of course it would be best if we can get completely drunk. After all, we are college students now. At least we have to drink the anguish and anguish of being controlled by our high school teachers and parents back then today." Zhao Yu quickly unpacked the beer and lifted the bottle cap, all in one go.

"But girls, I don't want to persuade you. It's mainly the men who are present today. They need to show some courage."

The first bottle of beer was passed to Zeng Loujia.

"Come on, Senior Zeng, let's moisten our throats first, and later you turn on the microphone, and I'll take you flying!"

Zeng Loujia: "How to fly?"

Fly like this.

Zhao Gun arranged ten large glasses very skillfully, filled them with beer, and gently placed nine small glasses between the glasses and poured vodka.

Spirits add to the fun.

Depth charges are all in place, ready to fire at anyone.

Dai Yuanzheng wiped the sweat from his forehead abruptly, obviously feeling bad, "No, no, Baozi, you are not trying to get drunk, you are desperately trying to get someone drunk!"

Zhao Gun thief smiled, "Then drink you to death first!" He held two eggs in one hand, squeezed them in his palm, and the egg liquid after the explosion suddenly poured into the small wine cup at the top of the column, and then they collided with each other. One fell into the beer in a line, rolling out dense white bubbles.

Lin Miao and Xu Lei looked at Coca-Cola, chose a few of their favorite pop songs, and sang them affectionately or fiercely.

Dai Yuanzheng was forced to drink a cup of depth charge by Zhao Yuqiang, his whole face was irritated like a pig's liver, and he kept crying, "Zhao Yu, you are too good at disguising, you are not a normal person when you go crazy!!"

Zhao Bun let him go, and was about to torment Zeng Loujia again. Zeng Loujia had been on guard for a long time, and took the initiative to take a cup and said to Zhao Bun, "You have eggs on your hands, so don't take the opportunity to wipe me. I will do it first." Respect." He finished his drink calmly without any resistance.

Zhao Gun really wanted to take advantage of the chaos to touch him, Zeng Loujia's obedient appearance was very cute, especially when he raised his snow-white neck, his small and round Adam's apple rolled up and down, making a swallowing sound.

If you can suck heavily on it, you will definitely leave a bright red hickey.

Zhao Gun yelled, and couldn't help his mouth dry. He picked up a cup by himself, and handed Zeng Loujia a second cup.

"We touch one another."

"Why?" Zeng Loujia's skin is very sensitive, and a layer of pink color is revealed in an instant, which is slippery and greasy. The indistinct water vapor is dense and charming enough to tear any man's disguise.

Reunion for a long time.

At the moment when Zhao Gun was about to embrace him, he suddenly changed the topic, "Just drink it, and I will sing a song after you drink it."

Zeng Loujia raised his head and drank the second cup.

Zhao Gun is so good that he is going crazy.

Zhao Yu couldn't wait to choose a long-planned Internet celebrity song on the karaoke platform, and then announced loudly with a microphone, "I'm happy today, everyone can eat and drink whatever they want, get up!"

Sexy humming along with the rhythmic music:

My sister's legs are not legs, spring water on the banks of the Seine;

A sister's back is not a back, Bulgarian rose;

The sister's waist is not the waist, the scimitar that killed Sanniang;

My sister's mouth is not a mouth, the clear water under the Anhe bridge...

He randomly matched the music, but under Zhao Ju's deliberately hoarse voice, it showed a unique and profuse, confusing and seductive connotation. I don't know if he did it on purpose. Below, as shown in the picture, someone is calling someone's name in the water.

Gaga...

Gaga's eyes are not eyes, sparkling on the banks of the Nile;

Gaga's mouth is not a mouth, Petroli's cherry;

Gaga's tongue is no tongue, Venus of Melos;

Jiajia's shoulders are not shoulders, the peaks of Everest~~

His limbs twisted sexyly with the rhythm, and his upturned buttocks kept swaying like an electric motor. He was a little more casual and stubborn than a professional Dancer, but he was integrated into one body. Everyone screamed.

The other three people were all driven crazy by Zhao Gun's laughter, only Zeng Loujia's face was on fire, he consciously raised the third cup of strong wine, the aftertaste of sweet throat kept rolling in his throat until he suddenly He stood up, walked to the karaoke stand and ordered a popular song, and cut to the next song very quickly.

He sang softly:

You broke time when you appeared

I'm absurdly normal without booze

my tavern is closed for you

Bullet loaded in my heart

I won't tell you what to do in the future

You have to learn to let go

my tavern is closed for you

Promises are lies told by children

No one tells you what to do in the future

I don't matter

I respect you and move me with joy

For you, I erased all the bad memories in the world

Turn, turn, turn, turn

you failed to turn into my heart

look look look look look look look

I don't want to light you up again

my tavern is closed for you

Promises are lies told by children

Who cares what you do in the future

you, it doesn't matter

No one cares what you do in the future

you, it doesn't matter

Zeng Loujia sang very well, as if pouring out his heart with all his strength.

Dai Yuanzheng and the other two girls were fascinated by it.

Zhao Gun's face was about to fall off.

He spent a long time looking for the feeling of speaking, only to find that his tongue was stiff and unable to move, as if he was drunk, he chewed vaguely, and then spit out a sentence, "Jia Jia, the lyrics were not originally written like this, you sang it wrong .”

Jia Jia must have been drunk, Zhao Gun picked up a glass of spirits from the side of the coffee table, and drank two glasses on his own, it was clear that the scorching warm current stabbed his throat fiercely.

Why does the heart hurt like tearing?

Zeng Loujia's eyes drooped, and some star-like powder fell to the lonely dark corner. How lucky and sad it is for a person to never get drunk.

He said apologetically, "I have to go to the bathroom to make it easier, you guys play first, I'll be right back."

The author has something to say: Tomorrow will be sweet, hehehe