[Zhongyingmei] I want to dye my hair

On the eighth day after Angie came to Stark Tower, Gotham sent a courier.

"Uh... sir?" Garvez's tone sounded hesitant.

"What's wrong, Garvez." Tony frowned, but his eyes didn't leave the light and shadow screen in front of him.

This is another full physical examination and the previous data analysis report after Angie returned to Stark Tower.

"There's a courier from Miss Angie downstairs," Garvez said.

"Do you still need to tell me about this little thing, Garvez?" Tony said speechlessly.

An Qi learned how to shop online yesterday, and bought a lot of odds and ends with the help of the queen.Although many things are not needed, Tony's father doesn't care about the little money, so he just lets her go.

But...could the courier that Garvester reminded me be such an ordinary little thing?

"This courier is from Gotham, sir." Garvez pointed out, "and... the sender is Mr. Clown."

"What?!" Tony's hand trembled, and the pen in his hand almost fell to the ground.

——The courier from that lunatic?

"Garvez, are you sure the recipient is Honey and not me?" Tony pointed to himself.

Compared with the clown sending something to Angie, Tony believes that the clown sent a pack of bombs to himself!

"It's Miss Angie, that's right."

"..." Tony frowned, "Where is the courier, let Xiao Dai put it in the isolation cabin of my laboratory."

Tony looked so close to the enemy that he even wanted to clear all the staff on the top five floors.

"No, you are so clumsy, Garvez, you do it." After speaking, Tony took off the black-rimmed glasses that protected his eyes, and put on his strongest defensive steel suit.

After half a minute.

"Sir, the courier has been placed in the isolation cabin."

Tony nodded, looking through the tempered glass of the isolation pod.The small courier box was quietly placed on the table.

The small cardboard box is very small, only the size of a small satchel.

When Tony saw that the courier box was so big, he was half relieved.

With such a small size, no matter how powerful the bomb is, it doesn't have much power.At least not a glass crack will be left in his isolation cabin.

Still, he couldn't take it lightly.

"Garvez, scan the contents."

"Sir, there is a layer of special material attached to the express box, and the objects inside cannot be scanned." Garvez said.

"However... I found a signal fluctuation."

The signal was very weak, so it was impossible to tell what it was.I can only guess that it is probably an electronic product.

But Tony didn't think so.He even felt that it was a series of high-risk items such as C4 explosives or laughing gas bombs installed with remote control.

"Laser cutting." Tony bent over, staring closely at the box sent by "Schrödinger".

the other end.

"Daddy!" An Qi was happily making a video call with her daddy in the room.

On the other end of the video, the clown was lazily lying on the bed, leaning his shoulders against the head of the bed, squinting his eyes, and stroking the hair of the beautiful woman beside him.

"Shh..." He stretched out his index finger, put it on his lips, and made a silent movement.

"Ang?" The little girl tilted her head and blinked suspiciously.

Seeing this, the clown shifted the angle of the camera and showed Angel the people around him.

The woman lying on the left side of the clown is sleeping soundly, snuggling up to his side like a docile cat.Platinum blond wavy long hair blocked her gorgeous face, revealing only her sexy red lips and smooth chin.

"Mommy!" Even without looking at her face, An Qi could recognize at a glance that this was the beauty of her family, Mummy Halle.

"Hmm!" The little girl who was surprised when she saw that Harry was sleeping quickly covered her mouth with her hands, blinking her clear eyes, innocent and cute.

"Hehehe..." The clown laughed out loud, his deep and hoarse voice was like the devil's coaxing, dangerous but heart-warming.

"Daddy, what's the matter with Mommy?" the little girl hissed to the clown.

It's 10:[-] in the morning, and An Qi, who has a normal schedule, doesn't think it's time to go to bed.

——Ah Fu said, go to bed early and get up early, and have a regular schedule to be healthy.

"It's okay." At the other end of the video, the pale-skinned green-haired man stretched out his scarlet tongue and licked the corner of his lips, his eyes were deep, as if aftertaste.

"She slept a little late yesterday." Yesterday, Harry led a group of people to destroy a temporary stronghold of Hydra.Compared to the clown, Harley, who has no superpowers, got a bullet in the shoulder.Resting now.

"Oh... I know!" The little girl nodded with a long voice.She smiled and said, as if she thought she knew some little secret, "Daddy, you gave birth to a baby with Mommy last night!"

clown?

clown:"!!!"

The clown father's face turned dark suddenly, and he raised his eyes to look at Angie on the other end of the video: "Why are you having a baby, baby?"

No wonder the clown changed his face, in his eyes, his little baby is so simple, how could he understand the "in-depth communication" between adults!He and Harry, in front of Angie, at most kissed.Those embarrassing things are always picked when An Qi is not around.

"How do you know this? Did Stark, the empty-headed soda can, lead the woman to the residence?"

—Damn it!

How could he forget such a crucial thing!

Although Tony Stark has the conditions to support his little baby and dotes on him very much, but he is known as a playboy.

This is different from his old friend Batman, who is obsessed with concentration, and during the day, he is crazy about avatars and plays with women.That damn Tony? Stark has always been "real guns."

At this moment, the clown felt remorse for the first time.He somewhat regretted letting Angie go to Tony, and even wanted to send Tony a copy of the most powerful bomb that blew up his Stark Tower.

However, the clown can be said to have wronged Tony.It's really not Tony's fault.

"Tony didn't bring anyone back." The little girl shook her head, she didn't understand why her daddy asked such a question.

In the days since she returned to Stark Tower, Angie hadn't even seen a living person on the top floor, let alone a woman, except for Tony.

The clown twitched the corners of his mouth, not believing it at all, and even thought that his little one was starting to behave badly, so he actually gave a cover for an "outsider".

"Respect!" An Qi swallowed a candy, and seeing the clown's apparent disbelief, she rolled the candy out of her right teeth and asked with a puffy face, "It was yesterday when I was watching a movie, Hong Hong told me! "

"what movie?"

"Thai...Thai..." The little girl didn't remember her name, and directly told the clown the general plot.

"It was a beautiful little sister who met a beautiful little brother on a big ship, and they gave birth in another little brother's car. Later, for some reason, the ship sank, the little brother died, and the young lady took another A little brother's necklace lived on by itself."

The clown who listened to his daughter's understanding of the plot of the movie: "..."

——Although the daughter's speech was ambiguous and messy, he still recognized what movie it was.

However, the clown didn't want to know that the movie Angie was talking about was the classic "Titanic".

Didn't it mean that the discordant pictures in the middle have been reduced, why are there still?And let his little one see it!

The clown's green eyes dimmed.He thought of his little darling watching TV indiscriminately, imitating the villains in it, that very secondary style of painting (holding a gun and telling people to kneel).

——The American film industry is really becoming more and more disliked.

Messy and gaudy.

In order not to let those weird things look like his little baby, it would be better to blow up Hollywood!

Papa Clown gritted his teeth and thought hard.

But it's impossible to blow up Hollywood. The clown dad is now "playing" with S.H.I.E.L.D. and Hydra.There is no time to deal with the movie circle that has nothing to do with his style of painting.

"Don't look at these in the future, baby." The clown father told his daughter in a cold voice.

"Oh... alright." The little girl nodded with regret.

Seeing that An Qi seemed reluctant, the old father, Clown, who was really raising a baby, thought about his daughter's future outlook, and gave his daughter an example to prove it: "Seeing too many false things will make people impulsive and brainless. Just look at your mommy."

After speaking, the clown pointed at Harley.

The stubbornness of a moth to a flame, placed on Harley, the clown could barely accept it.But what about Angie?

The old father, the clown, said that he would definitely blow up the brat who made his daughter "brainless"!

—Wouldn’t it be nice to watch some cartoons for children?Love and love things are easy to get people's heads.

"Ang???" An Qi blinked, and there were big question marks in her pale pink eyes.

However, thinking of the actions that Harley used to stop a car on a motorcycle, and then jumped into the biochemical pool as if he were dead...

"emmmm..."

The little girl suddenly felt that what her daddy said seemed quite reasonable.

——Mommy, it seems that Yazi is not very smart...

"Okay, baby." The clown interrupted Angie, who was guessing wildly, and was about to end the call.

"Daddy bought you a new mobile phone, we will use it to communicate in the future."

Who knows if that Stark will even monitor the video call between himself and the little baby in order to guard against him.Belonging to their "father and daughter moment", the clown does not like outsiders to disturb.Nobody, not even Harry.

For An Qi, the possessiveness of the old father, the clown, has already broken through the sky.

"Mobile phone?" An Qi was taken aback, "There is no duck."

At this moment, the clown has hung up the call.Angie was full of doubts and had no choice but to ask Queen Hong: "Honghong, did daddy send me the phone?"

In the main program, Tony and Garvez watched a series of cautious red queens through the camera: "If my analysis is correct, it is at Stark's place now."

"Anqi, I suggest you pick it up now. Otherwise, you may only receive a pile of (dismantled) mobile phone parts later."

Angie: "???"

……

After leaving the bedroom, An Qi, who came to the laboratory following the instructions of the Red Queen, saw Tony controlling the operation panel, using a laser to slowly cut the small cardboard box on the titanium steel table in the isolation compartment.

"Tony, what are you doing?"

"Huh?!" Tony shook his hand, the laser gun lost its aim, and with a click, the express box and the mobile phone inside were neatly divided into two.

Seeing the new mobile phone daddy bought for herself, An Qi broke down before she got it: "..."

Look at the cut surface of the mobile phone, it is still smoking, it seems that it is "dead" and does not rest in peace.

"Wow... wow!" The little girl with red eyes couldn't bear it anymore, and cried out with a "wow".

"Sweetheart, listen to me..."

——Say what?Say you broke someone's new phone?

"Tony is naughty! Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo"" The little girl ran back to the bedroom crying.

Tony?

Tony: "..."

"Garvez." Tony said in a deep voice.

"yes, sir."

"Don't meddle in your own business in the future." A certain rich man threw the blame on his smart housekeeper, and ran to appease An Qi.

Garvez: "..."

The author says:

Tony: Honey, listen to me...it's all Jarvis!

Jarvis: ...yeah, it's all my fault (sigh)

I thought I could lead to the plot, but I didn't expect it to be another chapter of daily life...(?¨????)

I want drama!