Men's Match Turnover Plan [Quick Transmigration]
Chapter 163 Immortal Venerable and His Apprentice
Yan Zun's eyes were burning with raging flames, he curled his lips into a smile, "Then I'll just wait and see."
He blinked and asked again, "What exactly is the arrangement?"
"I'm still a little depressed when it comes to this." Shang Yan's lips overflowed with a wry smile, "I have four arrangements, one is to eliminate those grievances, the other is to find the way to create the world, and the third is to recreate a plant of sentient roots to gouge out the heart In this way, I can reach the fourth point, cheating Haotian by feigning death to get out the secret, but there is something wrong with these three steps, I almost..."
Speaking of this, Shang Yan wiped off his sweat, "It's really dead."
As soon as the voice fell, Yan Zun hugged him tightly, the kind of hug that wants to integrate people into the flesh and blood, and said with a trace of fear: "Don't say that word, and don't make fun of your life again, it's for me! Say, nothing beats you alive."
The arm that embraced him was trembling, Shang Yan was startled for a moment, and then slowly relaxed his body to match the opponent's strength. He patted the opponent's back with his hand, "Don't be afraid, I'm back, haven't I?"
Yan Zun frowned, got up and pressed Shang Yan's shoulder, looked straight into the other's eyes, and said very seriously: "I'm not joking with you, in the future, don't take such risks again."
Shocked by the seriousness in the other party's eyes, Shang Yan solemnly promised, "This time is for our future, so I gambled that it won't happen again in the future."
Yan Zun confirmed: "Really?"
Shang Yan affirmed, "It's more real than real gold."
Yan Zun was satisfied, "Then get up and stand over there."
Shang Yan: "...?"
After a while, Shang Yan Jinji stood alone facing the wall, while Yan Zun held a book in his hand. Naturally, this was not for teaching, but for the convenience of throwing the other party when his movements were not standard.
"Master, we have finally met. If you don't hurry up and hug me, what's the matter with corporal punishment?" The tone was resentful.
Yan Zun calmed down and said: "Let me ask you, if ordinary disciples do something wrong, should they be punished?"
Shang Yan is as good as others, "Yes."
"Then it's over. I'll let you remember it long. Do you have any opinions?"
"Of course not." Shang Yan raised his eyebrows slightly, "But isn't there a word called teaching students according to their aptitude? I have no objection to punishing me, but you and I have a different relationship, so the punishment method should naturally be changed appropriately."
The subject changed, and the tone became hoarse and ambiguous, "Although I haven't woken up these days, I have a feeling. You have been against me all night and night. I think you are very hungry. In my opinion, it is better to punish me to feed you. It's not only 'corporal punishment', but also solves your urgent need, wouldn't it be the best of both worlds?"
Yan Zun's ears warmed up, and he was stunned by this shameless remarks.
He narrowed his eyes and changed the subject subtly, "I found that every time you say such shameless words, you use 'you', please explain, why?"
Shang Yan's eyelids trembled, and he said innocently: "I didn't, did you remember wrongly?"
"Maybe." Yan Zun didn't intend to continue to pursue, but just asked: "The third step, what's wrong?"
Speaking of business, Shang Yan immediately became serious, "I planned to reincarnate five times, collect your memories and emotions in each life, and turn them into a colored stone, so that I can use the five-colored stones to spell out a heart, and give birth to a heart in it. I have the roots of love, but for some reason, the last life was a bit worse, and I didn’t get the stone, so I had to give you mine first.”
He is betting that he will not die so easily when he has the world.
Shang Yan felt a little scared when he thought of this, "If you hadn't tried your best to protect my body, maybe I would have been refined by him. Speaking of which, how do you know that I am not dead?"
At that time, even he himself fell into the darkness, most of his consciousness returned to Haotian, only a very small part remained in the deepest part of his body, until a few days ago, Yan Zun gave a psychological hint to Haotian, and that part of consciousness was successfully separated. Haotian.
Yan Zun lowered his eyes, "This time, I tied Lianyan to our two ends, have you forgotten? As long as Lianyan is here, I can perceive your life and death."
"And, you said you would come back, I believe you."
Shang Yan felt sour, "In the future, this kind of thing will never happen again." Speaking of this, he pretended to be relaxed and said: "Fortunately, you are smart. Although there were discrepancies in the process, everything still developed as expected, and now you have successfully cheated Speaking of Haotian, you really pretended to be like that, I stayed in Haotian's body for a while, and every time I saw your sad look, I almost thought I was really dead, let alone Haotian."
"Huh? You were conscious during that time?" Yan Zun was a little surprised, he thought Shang Yan only regained consciousness when Haotian came that day.
"Of course there are. Otherwise, Haotian would care if you cried or not, heal your hand injuries, bring you ingredients every day, and change the day and night for you every day? That's because I urged him in his subconscious. He did this." Shang Yan's face turned red, and he suddenly realized that something was wrong halfway through the speech, "Wait, you don't really think that Haotian did it, do you?"
Yan Zun was silent, he really thought so.
Shang Yan was hit, "Don't you know I'm not dead? I always thought you knew I was conscious, I thought you knew I did it."
Yan Zun: "..."
When Shang Yan swore that he would not die that day, he guessed what the other party was planning, but he didn't know anything except that the other party was not dead. He didn't know that Shang Yan was conscious, and he didn't know when he would wake up. Come.
Those who are sad, only a small part is to confuse Haotian. After all, it is too desperate to wait for a vegetable who may never wake up, but there is no need to tell Shang Yan about these.
Yan Zun: "I did have doubts, but these days, Haotian is still doing that after you come back, so I dispelled those doubts."
"He's just used to doing it, but I was the one who drove him to do it in the first place." Shang Yan's chest was churning with anger, and he didn't care about the golden rooster's independence. He turned around and pulled Yan Zun, and turned back to push him against the wall. The tone was a little dangerous, "You thought he did it, but you still accepted it so calmly? Speaking of which, you not only said you didn't hate him, but also cooked for him? Didn't you think so much about him all these years?" Bar?"
A smile flashed in Yan Zun's eyes, "He looks just like you, I really can't hate him when I see that face, besides, that meal wasn't made for him, and I can't catch people coming uninvited." Let's go. After all, we are still in his territory."
"He is full, but I have been hungry for many years, and I have nothing to eat when I wake up." Shang Yan said aggrievedly.
Yan Zun tentatively said: "Then how about I do it for you now?"
"How can I cook now?" Shang Yan leaned over and bit the reddish earlobe, "I have a good idea, otherwise I'll just 'eat' you?"
Yan Zun's face turned red, and he said in shock: "Are you crazy? What if he suddenly comes back?"
As soon as the words fell, the faces of both of them turned green at the same time, this kind of visual sense of cheating.
Shang Yan gritted his teeth, "No, my own Taoist couple and I are both cultivators. It's justified. Why are you afraid of him seeing it? If you see it, you will see it. I'm not afraid of him."
Yan Zun: "...you are still in other people's house, have you forgotten?"
"Master, why did you reject me? I haven't seen you for so long, don't you want to?" Shang Yan complained, his face turned blue, "You shouldn't, you really think of yourself as his?"
Yan Zun's face darkened, what's the mess?
He covered his face and said: "You should also pay attention to the location when you are in heat, okay? You have planned for so long, but now it is all in vain if you are discovered."
"You are really afraid of being discovered by him." Shang Yan selectively tinnitus, "Haotian really made a good plan to refine my body and take away my Taoism. Aren't you the one who still wants to sleep with me?"
"Wait, these years, when I occasionally fell asleep consciously, wouldn't that despicable person take the opportunity to do something to you? Of course I believe you, but you can't beat him after all."
Yan Zun: "..."
Yan Zun was exhausted and said: "Don't make trouble for no reason, okay?"
"I thought you would first deny what you have..." Shang Yan looked skeptical, "No, I have to check it myself."
Yan Zun: "?" He asked: "How do you want to check?"
The corners of Shang Yan's lips curled up slyly, "I know every inch of your body like the back of my hand, especially there, as long as I touch it, I will know if anyone has moved it."
Yan Zun and Yan Zun understood thoroughly, the inspection was false, and the profiteering was true.The other party knew that he had no special thoughts on Haotian, but after all these years of absence, he had nowhere to vent his depression, so he could only use this kind of coquettish way to relieve it.
He said with a half-smile: "So, in order to prove my innocence, I have to promise you?"
Shang Yan smiled, "It's the best if you can cooperate."
Yan Zun nodded, "Then you can come."
Shang Yan: "..."
He laughed and said: "I was just joking, how could I not believe you?" No matter how anxious you are, this time is too inappropriate.
Yan Zun raised his eyebrows, "Is it all right?"
"Nothing can be hidden from you." Shang Yan embraced the other party's slender waist, put his head on the other's shoulder, sniffed the pleasant smell in his hair with some fascination, and sighed: "I just hug it, and it will be fine."
It is often not credible for a man to say hug, this is not only for Shang Yan, but also for Yan Zun.
No one understood how it happened. Before the two of them had time to react, they were lying on the bed in disheveled clothes and rolling into a ball.
If it weren't for the presence of an uninvited guest invading Shang Yan's mental power, he might have made a complete mistake.
Shang Yan pushed Yan Zun away almost with his whole life's willpower, and his face changed: "No, he came back early and is coming to us. This Manzhu Shahua is too unreliable, so hold on for so long?"
Yan Zun's face was blue and white, and he hurriedly covered Shang Yan with a quilt, "Your own willpower is not firm, so you have the nerve to blame others? Just give it a hug, huh?"
Shang Yan complained, "It can't be entirely my fault, you are also very proactive."
"Shut up and pretend to be dead." Yan Zun had never been so embarrassed in his life, he was ashamed to be thrown at his grandma's house, smoke was coming from the top of his head.
The room leak happened to be raining all night, Haotian, who used to go to the Three Treasures Hall for nothing, unexpectedly appeared in the room out of thin air today without saying hello.
Yan Zun: "..."
He glanced under the quilt with a guilty conscience. Fortunately, Shang Yan pretended to be dead and experienced, and there was no fluctuation at all.
Haotian looked at his whole body with a strange expression, his eyes flickered.
He blinked and asked again, "What exactly is the arrangement?"
"I'm still a little depressed when it comes to this." Shang Yan's lips overflowed with a wry smile, "I have four arrangements, one is to eliminate those grievances, the other is to find the way to create the world, and the third is to recreate a plant of sentient roots to gouge out the heart In this way, I can reach the fourth point, cheating Haotian by feigning death to get out the secret, but there is something wrong with these three steps, I almost..."
Speaking of this, Shang Yan wiped off his sweat, "It's really dead."
As soon as the voice fell, Yan Zun hugged him tightly, the kind of hug that wants to integrate people into the flesh and blood, and said with a trace of fear: "Don't say that word, and don't make fun of your life again, it's for me! Say, nothing beats you alive."
The arm that embraced him was trembling, Shang Yan was startled for a moment, and then slowly relaxed his body to match the opponent's strength. He patted the opponent's back with his hand, "Don't be afraid, I'm back, haven't I?"
Yan Zun frowned, got up and pressed Shang Yan's shoulder, looked straight into the other's eyes, and said very seriously: "I'm not joking with you, in the future, don't take such risks again."
Shocked by the seriousness in the other party's eyes, Shang Yan solemnly promised, "This time is for our future, so I gambled that it won't happen again in the future."
Yan Zun confirmed: "Really?"
Shang Yan affirmed, "It's more real than real gold."
Yan Zun was satisfied, "Then get up and stand over there."
Shang Yan: "...?"
After a while, Shang Yan Jinji stood alone facing the wall, while Yan Zun held a book in his hand. Naturally, this was not for teaching, but for the convenience of throwing the other party when his movements were not standard.
"Master, we have finally met. If you don't hurry up and hug me, what's the matter with corporal punishment?" The tone was resentful.
Yan Zun calmed down and said: "Let me ask you, if ordinary disciples do something wrong, should they be punished?"
Shang Yan is as good as others, "Yes."
"Then it's over. I'll let you remember it long. Do you have any opinions?"
"Of course not." Shang Yan raised his eyebrows slightly, "But isn't there a word called teaching students according to their aptitude? I have no objection to punishing me, but you and I have a different relationship, so the punishment method should naturally be changed appropriately."
The subject changed, and the tone became hoarse and ambiguous, "Although I haven't woken up these days, I have a feeling. You have been against me all night and night. I think you are very hungry. In my opinion, it is better to punish me to feed you. It's not only 'corporal punishment', but also solves your urgent need, wouldn't it be the best of both worlds?"
Yan Zun's ears warmed up, and he was stunned by this shameless remarks.
He narrowed his eyes and changed the subject subtly, "I found that every time you say such shameless words, you use 'you', please explain, why?"
Shang Yan's eyelids trembled, and he said innocently: "I didn't, did you remember wrongly?"
"Maybe." Yan Zun didn't intend to continue to pursue, but just asked: "The third step, what's wrong?"
Speaking of business, Shang Yan immediately became serious, "I planned to reincarnate five times, collect your memories and emotions in each life, and turn them into a colored stone, so that I can use the five-colored stones to spell out a heart, and give birth to a heart in it. I have the roots of love, but for some reason, the last life was a bit worse, and I didn’t get the stone, so I had to give you mine first.”
He is betting that he will not die so easily when he has the world.
Shang Yan felt a little scared when he thought of this, "If you hadn't tried your best to protect my body, maybe I would have been refined by him. Speaking of which, how do you know that I am not dead?"
At that time, even he himself fell into the darkness, most of his consciousness returned to Haotian, only a very small part remained in the deepest part of his body, until a few days ago, Yan Zun gave a psychological hint to Haotian, and that part of consciousness was successfully separated. Haotian.
Yan Zun lowered his eyes, "This time, I tied Lianyan to our two ends, have you forgotten? As long as Lianyan is here, I can perceive your life and death."
"And, you said you would come back, I believe you."
Shang Yan felt sour, "In the future, this kind of thing will never happen again." Speaking of this, he pretended to be relaxed and said: "Fortunately, you are smart. Although there were discrepancies in the process, everything still developed as expected, and now you have successfully cheated Speaking of Haotian, you really pretended to be like that, I stayed in Haotian's body for a while, and every time I saw your sad look, I almost thought I was really dead, let alone Haotian."
"Huh? You were conscious during that time?" Yan Zun was a little surprised, he thought Shang Yan only regained consciousness when Haotian came that day.
"Of course there are. Otherwise, Haotian would care if you cried or not, heal your hand injuries, bring you ingredients every day, and change the day and night for you every day? That's because I urged him in his subconscious. He did this." Shang Yan's face turned red, and he suddenly realized that something was wrong halfway through the speech, "Wait, you don't really think that Haotian did it, do you?"
Yan Zun was silent, he really thought so.
Shang Yan was hit, "Don't you know I'm not dead? I always thought you knew I was conscious, I thought you knew I did it."
Yan Zun: "..."
When Shang Yan swore that he would not die that day, he guessed what the other party was planning, but he didn't know anything except that the other party was not dead. He didn't know that Shang Yan was conscious, and he didn't know when he would wake up. Come.
Those who are sad, only a small part is to confuse Haotian. After all, it is too desperate to wait for a vegetable who may never wake up, but there is no need to tell Shang Yan about these.
Yan Zun: "I did have doubts, but these days, Haotian is still doing that after you come back, so I dispelled those doubts."
"He's just used to doing it, but I was the one who drove him to do it in the first place." Shang Yan's chest was churning with anger, and he didn't care about the golden rooster's independence. He turned around and pulled Yan Zun, and turned back to push him against the wall. The tone was a little dangerous, "You thought he did it, but you still accepted it so calmly? Speaking of which, you not only said you didn't hate him, but also cooked for him? Didn't you think so much about him all these years?" Bar?"
A smile flashed in Yan Zun's eyes, "He looks just like you, I really can't hate him when I see that face, besides, that meal wasn't made for him, and I can't catch people coming uninvited." Let's go. After all, we are still in his territory."
"He is full, but I have been hungry for many years, and I have nothing to eat when I wake up." Shang Yan said aggrievedly.
Yan Zun tentatively said: "Then how about I do it for you now?"
"How can I cook now?" Shang Yan leaned over and bit the reddish earlobe, "I have a good idea, otherwise I'll just 'eat' you?"
Yan Zun's face turned red, and he said in shock: "Are you crazy? What if he suddenly comes back?"
As soon as the words fell, the faces of both of them turned green at the same time, this kind of visual sense of cheating.
Shang Yan gritted his teeth, "No, my own Taoist couple and I are both cultivators. It's justified. Why are you afraid of him seeing it? If you see it, you will see it. I'm not afraid of him."
Yan Zun: "...you are still in other people's house, have you forgotten?"
"Master, why did you reject me? I haven't seen you for so long, don't you want to?" Shang Yan complained, his face turned blue, "You shouldn't, you really think of yourself as his?"
Yan Zun's face darkened, what's the mess?
He covered his face and said: "You should also pay attention to the location when you are in heat, okay? You have planned for so long, but now it is all in vain if you are discovered."
"You are really afraid of being discovered by him." Shang Yan selectively tinnitus, "Haotian really made a good plan to refine my body and take away my Taoism. Aren't you the one who still wants to sleep with me?"
"Wait, these years, when I occasionally fell asleep consciously, wouldn't that despicable person take the opportunity to do something to you? Of course I believe you, but you can't beat him after all."
Yan Zun: "..."
Yan Zun was exhausted and said: "Don't make trouble for no reason, okay?"
"I thought you would first deny what you have..." Shang Yan looked skeptical, "No, I have to check it myself."
Yan Zun: "?" He asked: "How do you want to check?"
The corners of Shang Yan's lips curled up slyly, "I know every inch of your body like the back of my hand, especially there, as long as I touch it, I will know if anyone has moved it."
Yan Zun and Yan Zun understood thoroughly, the inspection was false, and the profiteering was true.The other party knew that he had no special thoughts on Haotian, but after all these years of absence, he had nowhere to vent his depression, so he could only use this kind of coquettish way to relieve it.
He said with a half-smile: "So, in order to prove my innocence, I have to promise you?"
Shang Yan smiled, "It's the best if you can cooperate."
Yan Zun nodded, "Then you can come."
Shang Yan: "..."
He laughed and said: "I was just joking, how could I not believe you?" No matter how anxious you are, this time is too inappropriate.
Yan Zun raised his eyebrows, "Is it all right?"
"Nothing can be hidden from you." Shang Yan embraced the other party's slender waist, put his head on the other's shoulder, sniffed the pleasant smell in his hair with some fascination, and sighed: "I just hug it, and it will be fine."
It is often not credible for a man to say hug, this is not only for Shang Yan, but also for Yan Zun.
No one understood how it happened. Before the two of them had time to react, they were lying on the bed in disheveled clothes and rolling into a ball.
If it weren't for the presence of an uninvited guest invading Shang Yan's mental power, he might have made a complete mistake.
Shang Yan pushed Yan Zun away almost with his whole life's willpower, and his face changed: "No, he came back early and is coming to us. This Manzhu Shahua is too unreliable, so hold on for so long?"
Yan Zun's face was blue and white, and he hurriedly covered Shang Yan with a quilt, "Your own willpower is not firm, so you have the nerve to blame others? Just give it a hug, huh?"
Shang Yan complained, "It can't be entirely my fault, you are also very proactive."
"Shut up and pretend to be dead." Yan Zun had never been so embarrassed in his life, he was ashamed to be thrown at his grandma's house, smoke was coming from the top of his head.
The room leak happened to be raining all night, Haotian, who used to go to the Three Treasures Hall for nothing, unexpectedly appeared in the room out of thin air today without saying hello.
Yan Zun: "..."
He glanced under the quilt with a guilty conscience. Fortunately, Shang Yan pretended to be dead and experienced, and there was no fluctuation at all.
Haotian looked at his whole body with a strange expression, his eyes flickered.
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