Men's Match Turnover Plan [Quick Transmigration]

Unexpected and reasonable answer.

Like a sharp sword piercing the sky, the brain was turned upside down and unable to issue normal commands.

Shang Yan let himself fall on the bed, covered himself with the quilt, and didn't move for a long time.

[Host, are you crazy with joy?Hurry up and thank me, if you can bleed a little more......】

'Stop talking and leave me alone. Shang Yan frowned, "After the silence, I'll give you blood, no matter how loud you are, there will be nothing in the future." '

The system silently found a small corner to stay there, not even daring to fan its wings, it was as quiet as a chicken.

His ears were finally quiet, but his heart was still beating fast. I don't know if it was more joy or more panic. He seemed to be thinking a lot, but he didn't seem to think about anything.

After a long time, Shang Yan slammed the bed and got up suddenly, so frightened that the system flew far away.

'Xiao Cang. '

[Don't call me Xiao Cang. 】

'It's been called for so many years, and it's not bad these few times. Shang Yan jumped off the bed directly, grabbed the system with lightning speed, pinched the transparent wings, and said sinisterly: "I ask you a question, answer honestly, or I will tear your wings off , turning you into your most hated reptile. '

【...】

[You, you shameless, you will bully us people, why don't you threaten your master?Once in front of people, he is like a little chicken, only nodding and running, woo woo woo...] The system howls like ghosts and wolves.

'Pfft...do you really believe it? Shang Yan laughed, and comforted him: "I was just joking!" '

'Let me ask you, were we all together in our previous lives?How is the relationship? '

【You guys!It’s not that I said that the relationship is good. It’s not an exaggeration to say that it’s conjoined twins. I wish I could stick together all the time... Tsk tsk, I even got goosebumps when I saw that...] The tone of the system should be Exaggerate as much as possible.

With blue veins on Shang Yan's forehead, he paused every word: "You, give, me, ok, ok, talk, talk!" '

The system is honest and honest, [In short, the relationship is very good, and we have been together. 】

"Then..." Shang Yan's eyes were shining like stars, he rolled his Adam's apple, and asked nervously, "Who is going up and who is going down?" '

In that dream, he was on top, if that was the case, just thinking about it would make his mouth dry.

[? 】The system slowly flapped its wings, and finally realized, 【You mean that, that position? 】

'right. 'Shang Yan blushed and poured a cup of tea to cover up his embarrassment.

Who gets on and who gets off?The system simply thought it was up and down, so it thought about it seriously, [Sometimes you are on top, sometimes he is on top, half and half. 】

'Pfft...' Shang Yan spat out a mouthful of tea, 'What did you say?I warn you, if you dare to lie to me, believe it or not, I will tear your wings? '

[I guarantee this matter, I can swear a poisonous oath, and I have calculated very clearly. If I say half and half, it is really half and half. There is absolutely no such thing as an approximate estimate. 】

Half and half?Shang Yan's brain hurt, and he felt a faint pain in the chrysanthemum. He forced himself to imagine the scene, and was terrified, it was like thunder rolling from the sky.

No, it can't be true!What was he thinking?How could you agree to such a request?And I'm afraid there are quite a few times.

There is nothing to love in life!Absolutely loveless!

[Hey, what's wrong with you?I'm not lying. ] Seeing Shang Yan hiding under the quilt again, the system hurried over.

'Please stop talking and leave me alone. 'The tone was extremely desperate.

【Oh. 】

Half a month passed in a blink of an eye, Yan Zun didn't know what he was busy with, but Shang Yan stuck himself in the quilt and remained motionless.

It's not completely stimulated by half and half, that's all in the past, he just needs to be careful and handle it in the future.

But, how should he handle his relationship with Master now?

If he found out about his sweetheart himself, he would have launched an offensive without hesitation, but this was told to him by someone else.

He still can't, still can't accept it immediately.I can't tell how much I like Master.

【Hey, you've been in this room for more than ten days. Your master next door has come in and out many times. Even if you don't have that kind of relationship, as a disciple you don't even say hello, you are too unfilial. 】

Shang Yan took a deep breath and didn't reply.

Naturally, he didn't miss any movement these days. In fact, whenever there was any movement next door, his heart would jump for joy. He closed his eyes tightly, imagining how Master touched the door panel with his hand, and how he took off his clothes. Lying in bed, he felt like a perverted voyeur.

God knows how much perseverance he used to refrain from seeing the other person. People are always like this. They don't feel it when they are together every day, but when they really don't see each other, their hearts and eyes are full of that person.

While he was thinking about it, the sound of the door opening came from the next door.

[Hurry up, your master is out, hurry up and meet me by chance!If you stay here every day, people will come to your bed? 】Xiao Cang frantically flapped his wings and turned around in a hurry.

'Understood, you hide it in my sleeve, don't let Master find out. '

Shang Yan was very neat and tidy this time, a carp jumped out of the bed and shouted to the door: "Master, don't go, wait for me." After speaking, he walked to the bronze mirror.

Yan Zun outside the door stopped, and the corners of his mouth slightly curled up.

[Host, what time is it?Are you still combing your hair by this bronze mirror?Your master is still waiting outside the door, so stop dawdling. 】The system is almost on its knees.

'What do you know?Sharpening a knife is not a mistake in chopping firewood, peacocks know how to open their tails before courting a mate, do I, a disheveled man, go out and dirty the eyes of the master? Shang Yan wiped off the last bit of stubble, and his tone became lighter unconsciously.

He figured it out, if he likes it, he likes it. Since Master happens to be his sweetheart, why not try it?

[But when I first came out, I was quite embarrassed when I saw you. Your master has already seen it. Now pay attention to your image, it's too late. 】

'Shut up! 'It's really a pot that doesn't open and a pot to lift!

Shang Yan finally straightened his clothes, and after making sure that his expression was normal, he just pushed open the door as if nothing had happened.

The reason why he didn't see anyone a while ago was because he was too excited, and he was worried that his master would see something strange, but now he is still excited, but at least he can keep his face secret.

"Morning, Master!" Shang Yan smiled brightly, every curve of expression was accurately calculated to ensure that it was the most charming one.

Yan Zun's eyes wandered for a moment, then he turned his head quite calmly to look at the sun that was already hanging directly above his head, and said lightly: "It's not early, it's already noon."

"Then, good afternoon!" Shang Yan's eyes paused on the reddish earlobe of the other party, and he suddenly wanted to take a bite, but it was not the time, "What are you going to do? Do you want me to help?"

Yan Zun was annoyed by his poor concentration, didn't he just smile?He was so excited that his whole body became hot?

He turned his head, still with a clear but endless gaze, and said casually: "Oh, someone told me that he has fertility medicine, and asked me to go outside the city to get it tonight."

The smile on the corner of Shang Yan's mouth deepened, did he want to scare him again?This bad taste!He naturally wouldn't think that Yan Zun really wanted that kind of medicine, if he really had that plan, he wouldn't have told him, the other party must be planning something.

These days, he must be waiting for the people behind him. He smiled and said, "It's not safe for you to go alone. My disciple will go with you."

If he wanted to take down his master, he couldn't hide behind others for the rest of his life.

Yan Zun raised his brows quite unexpectedly, aren't you afraid of him?He suddenly stretched out his long arms and hugged him in his arms, "The journey is long, your speed is slow, I'll take you there." His tone was extremely serious, but his movements made people dream.

"It's still your thoughtfulness." Shang Yan looked admiring, and hugged the other party with his backhand, not to be outdone, "But in order not to fall, it's better for me to hug you."

Lianyan suddenly flew out, turned into a flying carpet, and waved it happily.

I am also very fast, I will take you there.

"Go back." The two said in unison.

Lianyan couldn't believe it, she was wronged and shrank back to become a ring. What did it do wrong?

Shang Yan chuckled.

In the past, he had always been in awe of his master, and he didn't dare to think about it, but once he changed his mind, many details that he had neglected before slowly emerged.

For example, Master's waist is really thin, and there are extremely explosive abdominal muscles hidden under the thin clothes.

He was so engrossed in his thoughts that he unconsciously made a mistake that all men in the world would make, and rubbed it twice unconsciously.

Yan Zun froze, his eyes turned cold, "Be honest."

honest?impossible.

Shang Yan suddenly tightened his arms, put his head on the opponent's shoulder to cover his expression, and said shiveringly: "Master, I'm so scared, what should I do if I fall down?" Earlobe breathed lightly.

"You should be able to forgive me for this little problem, right?"

The warm breath sprayed on the ears, bringing a numbness, Yan Zun trembled, and almost fell straight out of control, he tilted his head uncomfortably, "Got it."

When Yan Zun said it was far away, he was unambiguous at all, when they finally arrived at their destination, the sky was already full of stars, and Shang Yan had eaten enough tofu.

"Hey, didn't you agree to come alone?" There was already a fairy-like woman in white clothes standing on the ground, her appearance was beautiful and refined, but her temperament was always a bit inconsistent, she hugged her lower arms pretending to be afraid, " You two big men come here, what if it is not good for me, the little girl?"

The voice was so sweet that Shang Yan got goosebumps.

"I don't know who it is? So it's you, Hua Ji." Yan Zun said calmly, without getting angry, "Here's the medicine."

"Tens of thousands of years have passed, but I still don't understand the style." Hua Ji twisted her waist, with a variety of styles, she walked to Shang Yan with lotus steps, "Where did such a handsome little brother come from?"

"Uh, the girl respects herself." Shang Yan quietly avoided the person who was about to stick to him. For some reason, he always felt a little cold on his back.

"Ah, don't hide, am I not beautiful?" Hua Ji's eyes flashed, "It's not impossible to want medicine, but I can exchange it with this little brother? I'm not greedy, I'll be fine in one night."

"How?" She looked at Shang Yan affectionately with her beautiful eyes, "This is a good thing, you can't lose it."

A gust of wind came, and Shang Yan and Hua Ji shook at the same time.

There was a moment of silence in the air.

Yan Zun glanced at Shang Yan and said lightly, "Come back."

Shang Yan couldn't bear the heavy powder smell on Hua Ji's body for a long time, and immediately ran to Yan Zun's side after hearing this, "What do you want, Master?"

"Replenish spiritual power and prepare to deal with the enemy."

"Understood." Shang Yan felt that there were no less than dozens of auras around here, and the auras were not simple.

He took out the spiritual liquid and gulped it down, and asked while pouring: "Master, why are you using spiritual stones, isn't it faster to drink the spiritual liquid?"

Yan Zun gave him a look that you are still too young.

He turned to Hua Ji, "Last time I used the magic spirit flower, and this time I used fertility medicine again, so let the people behind you come out."

"Don't talk nonsense. I am not with them. Although it is a cooperative relationship for the time being, as long as you give me your little brother, how about I not only give you the medicine, but also send them away for you?" Hua Ji He flew over with a wink.

Shang Yan: "..."

He had a headache, of course it was impossible for Hua Ji to betray the people in the dark because of him, but this remark probably meant to take him as an appetizer by the way.

He was too lazy to say much, and just continued to gulp down the spiritual liquid.

Yan Zun suddenly laughed, "I said you are old, and you still call me a little brother? And where did you pick up the skin of a little girl? The best skin is placed on you, and it can't cover the front of your body. Vulgarity, old woman!"

"Pfft..." Shang Yan spat out a mouthful of psychic liquid. He glanced at the flushed Hua Ji, barely holding back his smile, and coughed crazily.

It's amazing how mean this master is!He finally understood the meaning of that look before. Drinking the spirit liquid would risk spraying, and the spirit stone was the insurance.

The author has something to say: Keke, fertility medicine does not exist, please ignore it.

感谢在2020-03-1320:52:26~2020-03-1422:11:56期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel who threw the mine: Wuzhi 1;

Thanks to the little angel of irrigation nutrient solution: 2 bottles of Youqian;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!