Jiang Nuo: "..."

"Why do you pay?" Jiang Nuo couldn't hold back his expression. He should be serious, but he couldn't help laughing.

"Two thousand, two thousand!" He stretched out two fingers and waved in front of Yan Ruoyu's eyes, "If I go back to my hometown in the countryside to live frugally, I don't need two thousand for food expenses for three to five months. Chatting with her for an hour costs two thousand, today it cost four thousand!"

"What's the matter?" Yan Ruoyu still had a look of reason, "I gave her [-] in advance."

Jiang Nuo: "..."

Jiang Nuo felt his heart was bleeding: "If I don't continue to do consultations, can the money be refunded? I—"

He raised his forehead, and was shown by Yan Ruoyu's operation: "I don't even think I'm worth 2 yuan, and you can give [-] yuan if you say so."

"Why is it not worth it?" Yan Ruoyu was confident, and settled the account with Jiang Nuo.

"Let's change the way of thinking. You really care about money, right? Well, you don't want to consult anymore, and continue to beg for elimination. If you get eliminated a week later, you will feel at ease and happy."

"But I'm not happy?!" Yan Ruoyu slapped his thigh fiercely, and activated the skill of stealing the beam and swapping posts, with a look of remorse, "Sister, we are now in a cooperative relationship. If you are not passionate and stateless, it will definitely affect my passion. And status, if you continue to compete with Song Zhou to be the god of mourning, can I have a good idea? Can I write good lyrics? Can I perform well on stage?"

"No! If I can't, then I'm definitely not happy!" Yan Ruoyu asked himself and answered, and asked again, "I bought a wild yellow croaker for a snack and it cost more than [-] yuan. Isn't my happiness worth [-] yuan?"

Jiang Nuo's lips trembled, trying to refute, but there was no way to refute.

Yan Ruoyu, a genius of logic, continued to convince people with reasoning: "Let's change our thinking again, you think you are not worth 2 yuan because this amount is quite big for you now, and you are not willing to spend it for yourself, right? "

Jiang Nuo knew that Yan Ruoyu was digging a hole for himself, but he nodded speechlessly.

"Then you go earn it. You said it yourself just now. You live frugally, and you can't spend two thousand for food in three to five months. How can you not save 2 yuan? When you think 2 yuan Ten thousand yuan is not a big amount anymore, if you return the money to me, it will be fine.”

Jiang Nuo still wanted to struggle again: "But——"

"Why is it still there!" Yan Ruoyu's thighs were about to slap red, and he covered his chest and asked Jiang Nuo in pain, "Sister, you don't love yourself, you also love me, why are you so stingy, 2 yuan is not enough. Are you willing to give me flowers?"

"Willing, willing, I will continue to consult tomorrow, continue." Jiang Nuo dared not say a word, completely brainwashed by Yan Ruoyu.

"That's right," Yan Ruoyu felt relieved and happy, and took out his mobile phone to help him make an appointment. From 1:1 to [-]:[-] every night before the [-]VS[-] recording day, Jiang Nuo would go to chat with the consultant. Count today, a whole week.

That is, from [-]:[-] to [-]:[-] today, the first episode of "Makeit Real" audition premiered on an online platform, and the number of views exceeded one million that night. Some contestants' cuts and names rushed to the lower reaches of the hot search list.

But what no one expected was that the most discussed in the first episode was not Yan Ruoyu or Lin Huai, but the little-known East.

East himself was also very confused, and there was great confusion in Yuanyuan's eyes. He didn't understand why the majority of netizens paid so much attention to it. They didn't look at handsome men and beautiful women, but all came to ask him when he would wear Lolita.

"Aren't they afraid of hot eyes?" Easter asked in the mahjong group, implying that he was cowardly and couldn't afford to play.

The group was quiet for 5 minutes at first, and 5 minutes later, Lin Huai posted a screenshot of his words on Weibo, and attached a beautiful picture of Easter plus filter and makeup effects for netizens to sample. Liked No.1@东斯特 in the comment below, looking forward to it: "There is an inner taste."

East: "..."

East finally compromised and promised Lin Huai that as long as he could buy a lo skirt within a day, he would wear it.

Lin Huai wondered what was so difficult. The hotel where everyone stayed was next to a business district, and there happened to be a physical Lolita store in it.

Lin Huai is a professional at work. The next morning, he put on the most eye-catching little yellow hat and a swag shoulder bag. He didn't care about the curious eyes cast by the lady at the front desk. "Going to School Veyron" was playing on a loop in the earphones. A big man is not ashamed to swagger to the Lolita store——

10 minutes later...

In Lin Huai's vlog of buying lo skirt sand sculptures uploaded to station b in the future, what appeared after his transition was not a physical store, but a SpongeBob SquarePants cartoon.

Then he sat in a milk tea shop opposite the physical store and waited, and explained to the camera solemnly that it was really embarrassing for a straight man to go to this kind of store, so he decided to ask a fashion consultant to accompany him.

As soon as Lin Huai turned the camera, he no longer slapped his own face but shot the entrance of the milk tea shop.I saw that the professional in his mouth came late in the bgm of "Ponyo Ji on the Cliff", with a head of red hair that had not completely faded and fluttered in a mess, and after taking off the mask, it revealed exquisite facial features and facial lines, if the selection is loose Pajama pants and hotel slippers only look at the upper body, and Yan Ruoyu, who is wearing a vintage denim gown as a coat, looks amazing in the girly filter with little pink hearts.

"Why?!" Yan Ruoyu sat opposite Lin Huai and asked angrily.

Lin Huai, who was not on the scene, laughed and squawked. Yan Ruoyu frowned. Although he was still angry, duck squawking was contagious. He pretended to be violent and knocked down Lin Huai's camera, holding back his laughter and continuing to curse.

"Why did you call me here?" After sleeping for 9 minutes and returning to the cage, it only took 1 minute to change clothes and go downstairs to enter the shopping mall. Yan Ruoyu didn't wash his teeth or brush his face, so he waited for Lin Huai to say something quickly. Let it go, he still wants to go back to sleep.

Lin Huai stopped laughing, and cut straight to the point: "I'm looking for you to buy lo skirts together."

Yan Ruoyu pointed to the physical store opposite: "Can't you do it by yourself?"

Men are the least willing to be told that they can't do it, but Lin Huai really can't do it this time, why not: "I went in and asked just now, and the clerk said that their store is full of sample clothes, and they are only allowed to try on clothes but not to buy them."

"Then what's the use of you looking for me?" Yan Ruoyu was puzzled, "You have quite a face now, even if you want to brush your face, why don't you ask Liang Zhen to do it for you?"

"It's a great day today, don't mention him." Lin Huai waved his hands like chasing flies, and said back to his wishful thinking, "That's what I thought, I will play your brother-in-law, and you tell the clerk that you are getting married tomorrow, fiancee I like Lolita very much, so I wanted to give her a surprise, but now I’m sure you won’t be able to make it in time for the wedding when you place an order online, so you beg the clerk to ask her to show mercy and sell you the samples, and I’ll cheer you up next to her .”

Yan Ruoyu: "..."

"It's really yours," Yan Ruoyu twitched, thinking that Lin Huai's bad idea might as well just buy the store, and was not in the mood to play with him and was about to leave when Lin Huai murmured that those dresses were real quite pretty.

Yan Ruoyu looked at Lin Huai's outfit today, and didn't trust his aesthetics, so he decided to go to the store with him to have a look.Although those skirts were not for sale, the clerk was very enthusiastic. Seeing Lin Huai's return, he smiled and said, "Ah, your brother-in-law came here so fast."

Yan Ruoyu, who was not recognized while wearing a mask: "..."

"Yes, that's him," Lin Huaike started, and the story was well-written, including the wedding car, the banquet, and the tables. Not to mention the clerk, Yan Ruoyu was almost limped by him. The bride in Huai's description, huh?Why do you look like Jiang Nuo?

Before Yan Ruoyu had time to think about it, another clerk walked up to them with a smile, and the official said kindly to Lin Huai's camera: "I just called our headquarters to report the situation. I can sell samples to you as a way to promote our brand, and I wish you a happy life together forever.”

"Hey, thank you so much." After the show ended, Lin Huai didn't just pick out a dress to make a living, but asked, "We are both straight men, and we don't know what styles we have. Can you introduce us to us?" ?"

"Of course!" The clerk began to introduce with great professionalism the dress worn by the model at the door. It was a red and white floral dress, which used eight different laces in total, full of pastoral style.

Lin Huai straight male aesthetics, as long as it is a skirt, it looks good, asked Yan Ruoyu what to do, Yan Ruoyu didn't know what he was thinking, after a few seconds, he nodded very vigorously, and said affirmatively: "It's true. nice!"

"Then this one." Lin Huai took the skirt and put it on his arm, and was about to pay the bill, but Yan Ruoyu couldn't walk, and asked the clerk to recommend something else.

After a while, Lin Huai took another skirt, and the clerk recommended another one. Yan Ruoyu thought it looked good again, so he threw the skirt to Lin Huai who was behind him, and continued shopping with the clerk, looking for accessories like belts and hats. Throw it all at Lin Huai.

Lin Huai was dumbfounded. He took out the label of the skirt and looked at it. His eyes were even darkened. He walked up to Yan Ruoyu with a bunch of skirts in his arms and stopped him. The sum of the sum already exceeded [-] yuan, and his tongue was so shocked. Can't straighten.

"Brother Zhi, isn't it... I said brother-in-law, you bought so much, my sister didn't have time to wear it, one or two is enough."

The clerk had the same idea as Lin Huai.At first they saw that Yan Ruoyu was so straightforward and praised him for loving his wife, but now they also felt something was wrong.

They almost couldn't introduce the dresses they introduced, but this customer became more and more enthusiastic, and his desire to buy was so strong that he could buy their entire store.But there is only one wife. Can you afford to buy so many Lolitas?

"Don't worry about it, I'm sure you'll be able to wear it in time." Yan Ruoyu imagined that "Miracle Nuonuo" was right on top of it, and before buying it all, he pointed to another skirt hanging on the wall with glowing eyes, "Hey, this Striped blue shows skin tone, my wife is white, this dress is definitely suitable!"

Lin Huai's vlog ushered in a black screen as the end, but the unimaginable happiness of the rich continues——

"This is good... this is also good... good, good! Wrap it up, yes, beautiful, suitable! I buy... buy! buy!! buy them all!!!"

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