Back to the year when my husband was the worst

The group chat kept popping up new messages, Xu Qingran hadn't finished digesting it yet, the person behind him who was still struggling in the process of getting up thumped twice, pinching the boy's leg with his knuckles, and suddenly slipped in through the opening of the shorts.

I came here in a hurry last night, the downstairs of the hotel was pitch black, the overnight stay was a temporary idea, I bought a change of clothes from a nearby store that sells everything without a name, I didn’t have to choose a style, I bought summer clothes, just remember When I was choosing last night, the store kept saying: "Did you see the basketball court next to it? People play there every day, and their clothes are bought from me! Light and breathable, this is the most suitable for sports. There is nothing better than this." It's comfortable."

It's really thin and breathable, and the pants are so big that you can fit your legs. Zhou Ya's hands hit the vitals.

"Fuck me..."

Xu Qingran shook the phone and fell back on the bed, only to see the non-existent beauty Lin clamoring for "the empress to send the picture of the emperor.

What photos?

Xu Qingran responded with a question mark, and saw Zhou Yai's group nickname "The emperor loves me alone".

... Doting on your ancestors and that, when will this problem of not waking up and playing hooligans get rid of!

"Zhou Ya!" Xu Qingran sweated on his forehead, curled up like a shrimp, and slapped behind him.

Zhou Ya didn't move, and suddenly withdrew his hand, making a lot of noise.

Xu Qingran turned around.

Zhou Ya supported his body up, put his arms on Xu Qingran's sides, his eyes gradually became clear: "... What are you looking at?"

"Your uncle." Xu Qingran said, "...What are you doing so early in the morning?"

It was only when Zhou Ya realized that he was not awake, and that the hooligan had already played half of the game, he suppressed a smile, picked up Xu Qingran, and put his elbows on the edge of the pillow to explore.

"Your group..." Xu Qingran watched him take out a bottle, swallowed back the last words, only glanced at the curtain with a little scruples, and his Adam's apple twitched, "... so exciting in the morning?"

"You don't want to?" Zhou Ya raised his eyelids.

"I'll be reserved for a while." Xu Qingran propped up his body, and grinned: "It's been a long time since you got up, hurry up, you're going to be so hungry."

Zhou Ya, who got up early, had meat to eat, and the other people who got up early still didn’t see any sign of getting up coming from the door after breakfast.

"Maybe you haven't woken up yet?" Xiaocute hooked the shoulder of the girl in front of her and walked around, lying on her body to watch the group news, "We have been sending messages for so long, Zhou Ya just sent a question mark, and there has been no movement until now. Woolen cloth."

"I've been waiting for two hours." The girl said, "Did you press it blindly when you didn't wake up?"

Another person smiled and said, "Boys sleep late, right? Those seniors didn't wake up either."

"There's nothing I can do if I don't wake up again." Xiaoyuanlian sighed, "I still want to say happy birthday to Brother Ran."

Just as he was talking, the door next to him was hit by a heavy object, and there was a "boom".

Everyone was startled and turned their heads in unison.

"Awake, are you awake?" Xiaoyuan asked dumbly.

However, after this sound, silence returned, and the inside seemed to sleep again.

"..."

After a long silence, someone first proposed: "I have another show today, and I have to go home to put my clothes on, so I have to go first."

"Me too……"

"Knock on the door and say something."

"Senior, happy birthday."

"Happy birthday, senior..."

This point is really early.

The street greening outside the hotel is well done. Their floors are not high, and the chirping birds stop outside the window.The phone vibrating on the bedside table never stopped.

"...It was also the custom before?" Zhou Ya picked up a pillow and put it behind him, glanced sideways at the door, and smiled, "It's kind of cute."

Xu Qingran covered his eyes with his arms, his body was smashed to pieces, and it took him a long time to swallow a vague voice: "What's wrong..."

Young people can occasionally realize that they have done something cute, just like the row of girls who went to knock on the door to say happy birthday, and laughed into a group of people in the lobby when they checked out.

This childish move just sounds romantic.

"Will they try to beat us up if they wake up?"

"Maybe not when I wake up, but I should want to beat someone up when I'm quarreled."

"Brother Ran doesn't know how to do anything." Xiaocuti laughed badly, "What's going on, I'm very happy when I think of Brother Ran who is so angry and helpless..."

"It's a coincidence, so am I..."

"Who brought the atmosphere?" A girl feigned anger and couldn't hold back the laughter, "Although I am too."

That's right, who brought the vibe.

"..."

Long and Lion went to the remedial class early in the morning, and came back from the class at noon, carrying a gift bag, knocked on the doors of several familiar rooms, and made a phone call after knocking.

"Longshi's phone number." Zhou Ya knocked on the bathroom door.

Xu Qingran stood under the shower, pressed his waist against the wall, and said nothing.

The phone is still vibrating.

"Ran..." Zhou Yai uttered a syllable, put his fingers down from the door, and smiled, "I'm sorry, I forgot that you can't speak."

What responded to him was a small shower gel that angrily slammed on the door.

"Are you awake?" Long Shi hung the gift bag on the doorknob, "I told you how late you guys were, how could you sleep until noon? It's all about guessing what indescribable things you guys did last night."

Zhou Yayan said concisely: "I woke up, I didn't do anything last night."

Long and Lion took the phone away and looked at the notes again, it was Xu Qingran's name that was correct: "...Yes, it's you."

Zhou Ya heard movement outside the door, walked over to open the door, and replied, "Well, he is taking a bath."

What kind of bath do you take at noon?

Long Shi was taken aback, and rationally did not ask, he hung up the phone: "Oh...didn't you have breakfast?"

"Well, I'll check out the room and go eat later." Zhou Ya said.

Zhou Ya stood on the side of the switch and didn't step aside to let the dragon and lion enter, but he could see the bed from this vision, the room had been tidied up briefly, and the quilt was well spread.

Longshi wrinkled his nose, and his intuition told him that it was best not to go in.

He really didn't go in, and took out two soy milk buns from the breakfast bag: "I bought some breakfast when I came here, and it's not cold yet, and the group said to wait for the hot pot, you can take this first later It’s good for the stomach to fill the stomach with other food.”

Zhou Ya nodded: "Okay."

While talking, Lu Chen walked upstairs.

Three people slept in Lu Chen's double room last night. The three played games late last night, and they didn't wake up early in the morning.There were only two sets of toiletries prepared in their room. After washing, Lu Chen went downstairs to get a new set from the front desk.

"Brother Jair, your clothes." Lu Chen hung the dragon and lion on his shoulders, and hung the paper bag on the door of the room. It didn't matter what was going on in their room at all, so he took the dragon and lion along, "Let's go down and check out. I'll wait for you below."

"Buying clothes again?" Long and Lion turned his head, his eyes stopped on the label of the shopping bag for two seconds, and asked quickly, "Didn't you buy it last night?"

"Their suit is too flimsy, it seems very transparent." Lu Chen said, "Besides, it's a summer suit."

Long Shi wanted to ask again, and Lu Chen dragged him to another room, "Okay, the sheep have been waiting for you for a long time."

The stingy sound of the bathroom door rang for a long time, as if a cat was locked in it.

Zhou Yai closed the door, brought all his things in, and said to the bathroom, "They're gone, they can come out now."

The bathroom door slammed open, Xu Qingran came out with a towel tied around his waist, grinning his teeth, he coughed twice, took a sip from the water glass, and said in a rough voice, "What will we eat later?"

I yelled all night last night, the supper I ate was also dry, and I didn't get better when I woke up in the morning. I followed Zhou Yayi all morning, and my throat was completely ruined.

"Hotpot." Zhou Yai came over to kiss him, and rubbed Xu Qingran's hair apologetically, "You can drink Wanglaoji by the side later."

"Get out." Xu Qingran didn't dodge, stooped to pick up the clothes and put them on. Out of the corner of his eye, he caught a glimpse of the crumpled clothes that had been kicked to the corner and the black plastic bags packed into bags in the trash can, and swept them away with a half-smile. Zhou Yai glanced at him, "He said he wasn't greedy for Lao Tzu's body."

The two of them fell silent for such a long time, until Xu Qingran almost forgot about that thought, Zhou Ya silently took out these things from under the pillow.

Zhou Ya sat back on the bed, and calmly continued to tease: "The bridal chamber flowers and candles, how can I waste them."

With a high-sounding sound, Xu Qingran put on his trousers, opened the curtains, and the room was instantly filled with light.

"...I never felt that the daytime was so bright before." Xu Qingran turned around, the waist of his trousers was stuck in his hips, and the line connecting his abdomen was hidden inside.

Knowing the taste, Zhou Ya picked up the jacket and threw it over: "Put it on."

Xu Qingran took the clothes and watched Zhou Ya sweep from top to bottom, considering that his voice didn't speak much, he just cast his eyes away.

Zhou Ya lowered his eyelids, waited for Xu Qingran to get dressed, raised his phone and took a photo of him.

When Xu Qingran heard the sound of the camera and turned his head, he always felt that he had forgotten something.

He really has a bad memory.

Xu Qingran stretched out his hand to him and complained, "Brother Jair, my throat hurts."

Zhou Ya put down his phone: "Then let me blow it to you? Fly away in pain."

The two sets of tracksuits that Lu Chen bought were exactly the same, with red stripes and black bottoms. The two boys went downstairs to make people's eyes shine.

Lu Chen rubbed his eyes, and the corners of his mouth twitched: "The clothes are so snobbish these days. I don't think this suit looks good on a model."

"Maybe the model doesn't have a suitable face," Sheep said.

Zhou Ya raised his hand to say hello, Xu Qingran also raised his hand, without saying a word, looking quite cold.

Longshi approached and shook his hands: "What's the matter, is the birthday boy unhappy?"

Xu Qingran glanced at him and grinned.

Long Shi trembled: "Why am I panicking?"

He glanced suspiciously at Zhou Yai, thinking to himself that the two of them had often quarreled before, and they couldn't continue to quarrel at this time.

"My voice is hoarse," Zhou Ya said.

"Oh." Long and Lion naturally thought of last night, "The concert is easy to be dumb, and last night I ran around like crazy..."

Some students from Class [-] were eating together at noon. Some stayed in the hotel together last night, and some went home. At this time, they came from all directions.

Xu Qingran was dragged by Zhou Yai, and he bowed his head to return to the messy blessings he received after the zero o'clock, and there were still some missed calls.

Xu Dandan picked a group photo and posted it on Moments with great fanfare, congratulating his brother on becoming an adult, followed by replies from a group of relatives, as well as Chen Mingjun.

Xu Qingran glanced at Chen Mingjun's name, and gave Xu Dandan a row of little blue hearts in return under the comment section. .

After walking for a while and sweating, Xu Qingran squeezed the zipper down. The bottom layer was black, which made his collarbone extremely white.

The girl walking with the Chihuahua said something, and turned around and shouted: "Brother Ran, happy birthday!"

"Hmm." Xu Qingran raised his head.

The girl froze suddenly, as if struck by lightning, and then turned back as if nothing had happened.

Xu Qingran didn't care, but felt Zhou Ya's aura approaching him.

The man was talking to the person next to him, and with his hands on his shoulders, he suddenly approached, touched the zipper head with his fingers, came over and pulled the zipper up again.

"Why?" Xu Qingran spoke subconsciously, feeling a little pain in his throat, and frowned.

After being made dumb, Mr. Xu achieved a new achievement. I don't know if any emperor in wild history has had such an experience.It's just that neither of them thought that this would cause this consequence, and they were crazy when they jumped, thinking that they had a lot of experience, so there was nothing to say.

Although Zhou Ya had already taken into account that the first run-in was not smooth, this time he waited patiently for a long time.

The technique is not young, the people are not reckless, and it still took a long time.

It hurt at first.

Xu Qingran wanted to save face, and endured it for a long time before humming.

In fact, he still walks awkwardly now, at least for a long time.

"Hickey marks." Zhou Ya brushed his finger across in front of him, his voice was very low.

Xu Qingran was stunned for a while before he realized it, and pulled the zipper up with a shy face, finally realizing that the girl in front had reacted so strangely just now.

"Mosquitoes are also poisonous in autumn." The girl in front hooked the person next to her and said, "I would have bought that kind of mosquito repellent bracelet as a gift for him.

"Poisonous mosquitoes are not afraid of mosquito repellent bracelets," Chihuahua said. "Mosquito repellent is better to use. Plug in the electricity to ensure that mosquitoes don't come... Don't hotels usually have them?"

The girl thought for a long time: "I forgot to use it, but I just saw that brother Ran's neck is really miserable, it should still be itchy, and he stretched out his hand to scratch it, long red marks..."

"Why did I hear you describe it as weird..." Chihuahua said and turned her head to look, Zhou Ya still hooked Xu Qingran away, Xu Qingran was still looking at the phone, the zipper was stuck on the top, firmly covering the scenery below, "..."

Chihuahua glanced at the girl next to her wonderingly, thinking to herself, what can be seen from such a tight buckle, does this girl have a pair of see-through eyes?