Back to the year when my husband was the worst

"..." God damn queen.

Zhou Ya almost died on the spot.

Sheep stood by the side and spoke earnestly: "Brother Jair, the world is not suitable for you. If you want to become king yourself, I will be your foot-washing maid?"

Lu Chen: "Little Yang, can you be more humble?"

Just when the bell rang for the first class, Dong Dong Qiang walked in holding the papers: "What are you doing behind, you want to go to heaven?"

Zhou Yaran was still holding onto Xu Qingran's clothes, his back was pressed against the desk, his back hanging in the air, Xu Qingran stepped on the chair, and pinched Zhou Ya's neck with his hands.

The whole class was laughing up and down.

In the morning of the two consecutive mathematics classes, Dong Dong Qiang planned to use these two classes to check for omissions and fill in the gaps before the monthly exam. The papers were passed on, and the people in the front row who got the papers first took a deep breath.

Dong Dong Qiang moved a chair and sat behind the podium: "This is a test paper given by the teacher of No. 10 Middle School in private last year. It is very difficult, but it is very comprehensive. One test cover almost all the knowledge points you have learned, nine [-] minutes , How much you write counts. I know that some of you may have written it, if you are sure you can get full marks, write other questions, don’t waste time, if you are not sure, write it again to deepen your impression.”

Zhou Ya is actually the only one among these people, and No. [-] Middle School wrote this paper for their students at the end of last semester.

Xu Qingran pushed it according to the date. At that time, Zhou Yai was not the current Zhou Yai. The current Zhou Yai should have no impression of this paper.

Then he saw Zhou Ya glanced at the paper before and after receiving it, then stuffed it into a drawer and pulled out a test book.

Xu Qingran: "Are you so confident that you can get full marks?"

Zhou Ya reminded him in turn: "If you don't write now, you won't be able to finish half of the paper when you hand it in."

"..." Xu Qingran regretted not strangling him just now.

Zhou Yai writes questions very quickly. He often comes up with solutions after reading the questions. Write the answer but not the process of solving the problem, and usually only a few strokes in the question booklet, so everyone copied the homework and didn't take him.

Xu Qingran thought this kid was crazy before, but after knowing the truth, his thoughts became a little more complicated.

While proudly thinking that your small questions are not worthy of Mr. Zhou's waste of pen and ink, at the same time thinking bitterly, why is he in such a passive situation because he is also passing through.

Zhou Jair only wrote math problems for 10 minutes. In the 10th minute, he walked over to see which problem he had written. After he left, Zhou Jair put an extra-curricular book in the problem book to read.

In ninety-ten minutes, Xu Qingran's resentment reached its peak.

When people are studying and working, the worst thing they can see is that there is someone idle next to them. It is similar to how parents feel when they are doing housework at home and when they turn around and see a sunflower seed on the sofa, they are just unhappy.

Xu Qingran is actually a little bit better, he is very arrogant, so he is very tolerant to others.

But it’s not good for Zhou Yai, Zhou Yai not only doesn’t have to write the extremely rare math problems, but also reads extracurricular books.

Xu Qingran struggled to finish writing and chose to fill in the blanks. From the corner of his eye, he glanced at Zhou Yai's book. The yellowed edges and corners were turned out from unknown corners. There was a small italic character written on the header: Horoscope fortune telling.

While picking up the pen, he glanced at the cover. The book protruded a little from the edge of the table, and there was a row of annotations: translated version of vernacular for primary school students.

Xu Qingran originally wanted to hold back, but when he saw this line, he couldn't help laughing and shook his shoulders.

Zhou Yaai pinched his neck with his palm and pressed down, and stuffed the "Bazi Fortune Telling" into the drawer.

Xu Qingran supported his leg, but Zhou Ya did not take his hand back.

Xu Qingran threatened in a low voice: "Hey, let go."

Zhou Yai: "How do you call someone?"

After a stalemate for a while, Xu Qingran suddenly had a sudden wit and stretched his fingers slightly, just enough to pinch Zhou Ya's leg.

Zhou Ya: "..."

Hold.

Long and Lion raised his hand to indicate that he was going to the toilet, and with the permission of Dongdong Clang, he got up covering his stomach, and the front and back tables would inevitably bump into each other. Normally, the two people behind would consciously pull the table back for him to go out at such times, but Long and Lion waited for a while. But they didn't move, so he had no choice but to go out through a small gap behind his deskmate.

Long Shi glanced at them in puzzlement, and saw that they were facing away from each other. Xu Qingran was lying on the table writing questions, covering half of his face with his arms, and the exposed ears were bleeding red. Zhou Ya was not much better. , holding his face in a daze.

Longshi: "..."

The temperature of the air conditioner is turned on very low?Is it still hot?

Why don't you take off your coat when it's hot?

Lao Wu went to the homeroom teacher meeting in the morning, and came back with Director Qiao on the way. The news of senior three students usually spread throughout the school, and Xu Qingran, a student who is also quite famous among the teachers: "The one in your class who often misses classes recently... ..."

Old Wu has received too many complaints from Xu Qingran recently, so he reflexively said, "I'll talk to him when I get back."

Director Qiao actually wanted to talk about Xu Mingchen's donation to the school, but he didn't say much when Old Wu stopped talking.

After the math test, Lao Wu had been waiting in the office for a long time.

"Practice listening comprehension for the whole grade in the next class. The other teachers are going to a meeting. You don't have to worry about sitting down."

Xu Qingran didn't know how to write the word burden. After sitting down, he saw Lao Wu turned off the computer screen, took off his glasses, leaned on the back of the chair and rubbed the bridge of his nose: "..."

This is the state that Lao Wu only has when he is very tired or very relaxed.

"Let's just chat casually."

Lao Wu is the only teacher in the office who actually invites students to drink tea, because he has a set of exquisite small tea sets in the drawer of his desk.

Xu Qingran ignored Old Wu's casual chat at first, but then he saw Old Wu take out the tea set and make tea carefully.

Three minutes later, Xu Qingran held his teacup in a daze.

"...Wait, look, the water is boiling. At this time, add the ladle of water just scooped out, and the water will stop boiling, just to maintain the foam on the tea." Old Wu turned it around with a bamboo tong, put it away and put it away. On the side, "does it feel different from the tea you usually drink?"

Xu Qingran couldn't feel it: "Teacher, I won't skip class in the future, how about asking you for leave if I have something to do?"

"Don't be nervous, just chat casually." Old Wu took a sip of tea and said unhurriedly: "You just stood here last time and said that you should study hard in the future."

Old Wu didn't want to embarrass him, he waited patiently for Xu Qingran to swallow the cup of tea before asking, "Have you fallen in love early?"

Xu Qingran was caught off guard and choked.

"I watched you come over the past two years, and there were often girls chasing you." Old Wu said, "Don't be shy, I know you young people have a lot of ideas, but now is an extraordinary time, you know?"

Xu Qingran let out an "ah".

Old Wu: "It's a good thing for young people to be energetic, but at this stage everything has to be dealt with in a very tactful way, although..."

Xu Qingran interrupted: "Teacher, I have no puppy love."

He's about to enter the seven-year itch, so why not fall in love so early.

Old Wu didn't care too much: "It's okay, just take it as me to remind you, this thing is like this..."

"..."

Old Wu chatted from his puppy love to his own youthful past. Finally, when get out of class was over, Old Wu collected the tea set: "If you encounter any practical troubles, you can also come to consult me."

Before the words finished, Xu Qingran got up and was about to leave. Old Wu patted the paper next to him: "Take back today's homework."

Xu Qingran picked up the paper, but Old Wu stopped him again: "Later, how is your relationship with Zhou Yai..."

Xu Qingran was next to the desk, very broken and sensitive: "It's not very good, I don't know each other well, we are just classmates."

"...Really? Teacher Hu said you have a good relationship?" Old Wu was surprised, Xu Qingran watched him pull out the student file, "I wanted to know about his situation."

Xu Qingran: "...you say it."

Xu Qingran returned to the classroom, lay down on the table and fell asleep.

He was facing the wall, his arms covering his entire face, his coat was half-zipped, and his collar was turned up around his neck. He was very self-closing, and no one would respond to anyone who spoke to him.

Longshi shook his head: "I was driven crazy by Old Wu again."

Zhou Yai asked, "Old Wu talks to him like this?"

Long and Lion: "No, Xu Qingran is afraid of being wordy, and he can't stand talking for more than 10 minutes. This time, it will take four or 10 minutes, and his brain will probably explode."

If it wasn't for being too lazy to move, Xu Qingran would give the dragon and lion a crutch.

With his eyes closed, the conversation with Old Wu was revolving in his mind.

"Zhou Yai's parents came to the school on weekends."

"weekend?"

"Yes, the parents came here to inquire about the documents needed for studying abroad. You can ask Zhou Ya what his plan is."

Xu Qingran had thought before that with Zhou Ya's first place in the joint entrance examination every time, he would at least be able to squeeze into the top [-] in the city in the final ranking, but he didn't remember Zhou Ya's name at all.

In other words, Zhou Yai's grades either declined, or he didn't take the exam at all.

The latter is more likely.

"..."

Between classes, several girls poked their heads in the corridor, chatting from the angle where the classroom could be seen from the back door, and those who were more courageous leaned against the window, chirping, like birds calling early in the morning.

Xu Qingran plugged in the earphones and didn't block the crackling sound. When cutting the song, the girl said "Zhou Ya is so handsome" floated into her ears, and couldn't fall asleep.

Zhou Ya was playing with his mobile phone and felt someone stared at him. He turned his head and saw Xu Qingran's face changed direction, facing him, with his arms covering his face, only half of his eyes could be seen.

Zhou Ya's hands were itchy and wanted to pinch.

Two centimeters, one centimeter, is about to reach the destination.

Then Xu Qingran closed his eyes and said, "If you touch me, you will die."

"..."

Zhou Yaxin said that Mr. Xu is quite fierce.

But Xu Qingran was the person he feared the most in his two lifetimes.

Don't let me pinch, I insist on pinching.

However, as soon as the hand got closer, the girl by the window became unhappy: "Zhou Ya, what do you want to do to our emperor?"

Xu Qingran: "..."

Zhou Ya: "..."

All the students by the window: "..."

Xu Qingran didn't expect that his fan group would revive, and he couldn't pretend to be asleep. When he opened his eyes, he looked at Zhou Ya with a smile that was not a smile.

"……"Hold.

Xu Qingran pulled on the earphones and sat up, staring blankly at the window.

The girls gathered by the window happened to be divided into two factions. Seeing that Xu Qingran was not asleep, seeing Xu Qingran screaming and running away, the other group followed suit.

Zhou Ya was about to say something when he suddenly felt someone approaching the table.

Maoquan was sleepy and was carrying a big schoolbag.

A question mark appeared on Zhou Yai's face: "Is there something wrong?"

Xu Qingran didn't react.

Maoquan: "No, I'm looking for Brother Ran, didn't you ask me to change places with you last time in physical education class?"

Maoquan didn't dare to sit at the same table with Brother Yai, but Brother Ran invited him so many snacks for this, and Brother Ran was always nice to him, so he had to be kind.

Brother Ran wants to die now.

Maoquan saw the murderous look in his brother Ran's eyes, couldn't help swallowing, and sighed, it really is unpredictable.

Xu Qing was embarrassed, he wanted to change at that time, he touched it quietly, but now he doesn't want to change, although it's embarrassing whether he changes or not.

But it turns out that Zhou Ya always has a way to resolve his embarrassment into another emotion.

Zhou Pinru went online instantly: "Xu Qingran, you don't want me anymore?"

Xu Qingran: "...how about you go there?"

Zhou Ya looked at him, with a hint of laxity in his smile: "But my concubine can't do it."

Xu Qingran was speechless, picked up the water bottle and took a big gulp.

Although the teacher would not care about the occasional adjustment of the rear seat, the seat was still not changed. Maoquan came here with his schoolbag on his back and went back with his schoolbag on his back.

Zhou Yai spoke in a strange tone throughout the class: "So you were talking about this with Maoquan that day."

Xu Qingran had a headache: "Don't make noise."

Zhou Ya: "Why do you want to switch places?"

Xu Qingran choked back: "I don't want to waste time on fools."

Zhou Ya: "..." It sounds a bit familiar.

Xu Qingran was expressionless.

After a while, Zhou Ya put the tip of his pen against the table and sighed, "Why do you hold grudges so much?"

In the afternoon, Dong Dong Qiang was invigilating the exam in the next class. By the way, he finished grading the test papers of Class [-] in the morning. After class, he came over to hand them out. He stood at the door and said: "The one that is exempted from the exam, and the one that only writes one question for each question, find time to come to the office. "

Those who were exempted from the exam and those who only wrote one question for each question looked at each other inexplicably.

Zhou Yai: "You wrote one question for each question?"

Xu Qingran: "Why waste time on questions that you don't know?"

Xu Qingran felt uncomfortable when he saw the office, saying that he couldn't find time to go to the office.Zhou Ya went there by himself, and came back within 2 minutes. Dong Dong Qiang just let him be free and urged Xu Qing Ran to study.

The scene of Zhou Yaizui being alone, blocking Xu Qingran in his seat and chatting with him about the principles of life is extremely shocking.

Class Nine took the big test and small test for a day, and the mind was empty during the break, and they began to chat with each other.

"What did Dong Dong Qiang say to Brother Yai?"

"Here, didn't Brother Yai say it, the main idea is to let the emperor study hard."

"The question is, don't you listen to this kind of words and go with the wind..."

"I don't know, Brother Jair is like an old patriarch."

"..."

"But I think what Brother Jair said makes sense."

"..."

"I only know that the emperor is going to beat someone."

Zhou Ya said: "An inch of time is an inch of gold."

Xu Qingran: "Get lost."

Zhou Ya said: "Young men don't work hard, but the elders are sad."

Xu Qingran: "Fuck!"

Zhou Ya said, "We have to wait."

Xu Qingran: "..."

Zhou Ya leaned closer to his ear and asked, "When will you quit smoking?"

Xu Qingran couldn't be more annoying.

The sheep lay beside him helplessly, and didn't hear the fart clearly: "Brother Jair is right."

Zhou Ya turned his head and gave a miserly smile: "Good boy."

In the evening, when he had time to eat in the business district, Zhou Yai put his hands in his pockets and followed Xu Qingran: "Don't be annoying, listening to other people's nagging helps you grow taller when you are young."

Xu Qingran knew that this person thought he had already worn it back, and he opened his mouth several times to tell Zhou Ya that I didn't wear it back, so I am not a brat who should be disciplined.

But this kind of remark is a bit naive, unlike what Mr. Xu said.

Not only that, what Zhou Ya did was not like what Teacher Zhou would do.

It would be embarrassing to expose, and it would be annoying not to expose Zhou Ya.

Now Long and Lion are taking the time to play games: "I want to make sure that all the team members call me Dad before retreating to study!"

So the sheep's hand was circled on the left, and Lu Chen was circled on the right, walking stumblingly.

"I regret that post a few days ago now." Lu Chen said, "Has that post been turned into a dog now?"

Sheep: "Damn it, people have built several floors, and there are people arguing."

Talking about this sheep, I have lingering fears: "I just said that although they are not a couple, they have a very good relationship. Those girls want to tear me apart."

Lu Chen looked back at the two people who were slowly following behind: "I want to go back and upvote."

Sheep: "Huh?"

Lu Chen: "Don't you think the two of them have been getting angry lately?"

The sheep can't empathize: "I only know that the three of us are very angry now."

Seeing Zhou Ya grabbing his wrist now, Xu Qingran's scalp tingles: "What do you want?"

Zhou Yai: "Count us how many years we have been married."

Xu Qingran's eyes twitched.

Zhou Yai turned sideways, his slightly cool voice was deliberately deep: "Husband."

"..."

A fool who is constantly tempted in the face of unknown situations.

Zhou Ya automatically separated the distance, stared at the direction of the school gate, raised his hand and patted Xu Qingran's shoulder: "Just kidding, what are you doing with this expression?"

Xu Qingran looked down at his fingers, remembering the day he came here, he had planned to confess and be lenient.

Xu Qingran took a deep breath and took a vaccination first: "Zhou Ya."

"Ok?"

"you know……"

Xu Qingran thought about it, and simply took advantage of the topic: "Do nine out of ten people in this school call me husband?"

Zhou Ya: "..."

Zhou Ya:?

The author has something to say: Give Jair the stick

Because of the clip, the update of NO.13 is put at night~