Back to the year when my husband was the worst

"Sugar." Zhou Ya said, "Are you in a hurry?"

Xu Qingran: "..."

He didn't expect that Zhou Ya would come here with candy.

Xu Qingran: "Two?"

"One for the dragon and lion."

"...You are so generous." Xu Qingran held the doorknob and took a mouthpiece on the spot, "Okay, you can go back."

Zhou Ya did not leave.

He stood there with his hands in his pockets, and a layer of mist hung over his brows.

Zhou Yashua's questions were very difficult and he was often entangled. Even so, Xu Qingran had never seen him so calm, laughing, thinking, and squinting his pupils.

Xu Qingran guessed it was because of the phone call.

He was a little irritable and scratched his hair: "Is there anything else?"

It was quiet for a long time, the lights in the corridor went out, and Zhou Ya's back was not in the darkness.

"That call is my dad..." Zhou Ya was halfway through speaking, and suddenly coughed, "Do you have any drinks?"

"..."

Xu Qingran dug out the wine, and took out two goblets from the cabinet, and turned them around in his hands.

There is still class tomorrow, and he only poured two cup bottoms.

Zhou Yai seems to be cheating on wine.

He remarried his mother when he was a child and his father remarried, saying that his father was a strict person, and his development path was planned for him, including going abroad in high school, the industry he would engage in in the future, and even...

"Yes...you are so stingy." Zhou Ya looked at the bottom of the cup and laughed, "It's such a thin layer, did you drip it in with a dropper?"

"What kind of wine do children drink?" Xu Qingran forcibly clinked glasses with him, "Hurry up, go back to sleep after cheating for a drink."

"Go back to sleep..." Zhou Ya said, "Have you finished your homework?"

Xu Qingran asked back: "You didn't write it?"

Zhou Ya scratched his nose.

Compared with Xu Qingran, he really didn't use the papers very much.

"Aren't you going to comfort me?" Zhou Ya said, "Don't I look sad?"

Xu Qingran: "Are you sad?"

"...If you comfort me, I can pretend."

"It would be nice to save a little effort and make up for homework."

"..."

"I have to say, I'm really not sad." Zhou Ya finished his drink, picked up two empty cups and flushed them at the sink, "I just answered the phone to see if you were going to cry or not, and came here to coax you."

"Who wants to cry or not?" Xu Qingran stood beside him, crossing his arms, "So, you transferred here to hide from your father?"

Zhou Jair put two glasses upside down, and when Xu Qingran wasn't paying attention, he called his wet hand on Xu Qingran, "Why are you so smart?"

"... Zhou Ya my uncle!"

Xu Qingran doesn't like to meddle in other people's business, it is much more difficult when this happened to Zhou Ya.

He didn't know much about Zhou Yai, and Zhou Yai was very independent. At that time, the two parties clapped their hands to get the certificate, probably because they liked each other. This kind of people get along with each other without worry and effort, and there are no big emotional ups and downs. He always thought that he was impatient to deal with a matter. Companion with many children.

He obviously found it troublesome.

Seeing Zhou Ya come over, he seemed to have been stung by something, itching everywhere but unable to scratch, until Zhou Ya opened the door and came in, the paw finally went down impartially.

hiss.

Poor Mr. Zhou.

Xu Qingran didn't know whether it was because of his father's love or lust, but when he came back to his senses, he had already hugged Zhou Ya.

"..."

Xu Qingran froze immediately.

It was the first time since I came here that the hug was not because of the fight, it was very strange.

Zhou Ya opened his hand accordingly, patted his back and patted his head: "What's the matter, can't bear to part with Dad? How about Dad sleeping with you?"

"Get out." Xu Qingran regained his senses, "I want to tell you that you still have a father here, and there is no shortage of fathers."

Zhou Ya: "Hey."

Maybe he thought about it every day and dreamed at night. Xu Qingran’s sleep quality was very bad that night. He woke up three times in one night, urinating frequently and dreaming. On him, he grabbed Zhou Ya's hair, then Zhou Ya raised his head, approached affectionately, and said to him, Dad, I got the first place in the exam.

"!"

Xu Qingran woke up suddenly.

It's one minute to six.

Xu Qingran was still in shock and grabbed the quilt, and threw the trousers that he had kicked off in the night at the foot of the bed.

This is not counting.

He seemed to hear a muffled cough from afar, like the sound of a broken bellows choking on dust.

Then the radio in the dormitory building of No. [-] Middle School, which had been in disrepair for a long time, came back to life at an inconceivable time: "My dear father, I came home from get off work and worked hard all day..."

"Hold!"

"Oh shit!"

"Which bastard is so early in the morning..."

The door opening sounded one after another in the corridor. The dormitory students of No. [-] Middle School were shocked to find that the radio had been repaired secretly, and then they got up and asked whether the announcer was broken or they came from the kindergarten. Then they saw the old man carrying a broom upstairs. .

"Deadly..."

"Inhumane."

"inhuman."

"frenzied."

"The catastrophe of extinction."

The squad leader was howling on the podium early in the morning, and a group of students below were terrified and grabbed their textbooks to follow him with idioms.

Xu Qingran came in at the end of the morning self-study, his face was like a stinky gutter.

Zhou Ya, who experienced the baptism of No.[-] Middle School radio for the first time, came to him in the morning with disheveled clothes, but was turned away.

"My poor emperor..." Liu Chengyuan became addicted to drama in an instant, "It's all due to the goddamn broadcast and the housekeeper's cleaning of the broom. Look at the dark circles under the emperor's eyes, how unique..."

Most afraid of the 1.9-meter tall man acting as a concubine, the students in the front row felt very uncomfortable: "Squad leader, please, we have been stimulated enough in the early morning!"

Lu Chen jumped to Liu Chengyuan's back and pointed at him suddenly: "Squad leader, let's settle it today, today either you die or I die!"

Several boys swarmed up and pressed the monitor.

The squad leader blushed and had a thick neck, and scolded while hiding: "Are you human? You guys! The shoes are new, don't pick them up, I'm wrong, I'm wrong... Ah! Fuck!"

The vindictiveness that was blown up by the radio reappeared in the din.

Xu Qingran avoided the friendly interaction with high school boys and rushed back to his seat.

As soon as I sat down, I found that something was wrong. One of the two cups that were originally placed against the wall was missing.

Zhou Ya lay on the table and turned his face sideways, put the cup on the table and pushed it over: "I took one without a pen yesterday, and said that something unspeakable happened today, look—"

Xu Qingran: "I see nothing."

Zhou Ya was protecting the stick: "Turn around and let me see, kid, did you have a nightmare?"

"..." Mr. Xu firmly believes in science for so many years and has traveled through it for so many years. Now he is a little suspicious that his future husband is really so mysterious.

It only takes one sentence to turn a spring dream into a nightmare, and Xu Qingran's mood is the same as that stick that Zhou Yai fumbled yesterday, which is indescribable.

Xu Qingran closed his eyes: "What a nightmare."

Lu Chen's attitude towards the school sports meeting was much more positive than that of the class leader. His class made up names and filled in the names, and their class was in full swing, and they planned to set up a cheerleading team.

But the girls in Class Nine are as precious as national treasures, and every girl who has registered for a full project still has a vacancy.

Lu Chen took the boy's idea and aimed at their beautiful emperor.

"roll."

"Go to hell."

"dream."

"Itchy skin?"

Xu Qingran presented the scriptures of foreign abuse with a deadpan face.

Long and lion are holding their homework book and laughing all over the floor, looking around for a while, goose goose goose goose goose goose goose goose goose goose goose box box box box box box box box for a while.

Lu Chen: "Brother Ran, we are here for the sense of class honor."

"roll."

Lu Chen even brought out the lively and fragrant, closed moon and shameful flowers.As soon as Xu Qingran's chair moved, Lu Chen fled immediately. After running half a circle around the floor, he found no one was chasing him. He came back and lay down on the window boxing boxes together.

Xu Qingran was speechless: "It's hopeless."

Zhou Ya leaned his fingers against the table, raised his head seriously and asked, "Why didn't you ask me?"

Lu Chen was still laughing just now, but now he shook his head violently.

First, he dared not, and second, he did not dare.

Don't dare to call Zhou Yai, and don't dare to put Zhou Yai on the cheerleaders.

The school grass posts on the Seventh Middle School Forum are still popular. It is generally accepted that Xu Qingran and Zhou Yaishuai are not in the same direction.Zhou Ya is the twelfth lunar month in winter, a gentle enemy, and the flower of Gaoling.

Although the flower of Gaoling doesn't seem to be such a flower of Gaoling when getting along.

Zhou Ya: "Why? Why are you laughing?"

Lu Chen couldn't stop laughing.

Xu Qingran didn't know what to argue about: "Because you have sharp eyes."

Zhou Ya didn't study the stick anymore: "Xu Qingran, you're right in your heart!"

Xu Qingran: "I really feel it."

Zhou Ya condemned: "It's a lie."

"..." Xu Qingran picked up the pen and seriously imagined Zhou Ya wearing a cheerleading little pink and waving the flashing ball, "..."

At that time, he may have to consider changing his partner earlier while he is still young.

Xu Qingran glanced at his lottery: "Why don't you use your lottery to figure out whether you want to wear it or not?"

Lu Chen: "Don't, that sign is blind."

Zhou Ya: "..."

Xu Qingran couldn't hold back, leaned back on the chair, supported the table and laughed.

Lu Chen became obsessed with the cheerleading squad. On the day of the school sports meeting, he got a bunch of little pink and blue little ones and sent them to the girls in the class.

"Brother Ran, you really don't want it?" Lu Chen held a blue skirt around his waist, "It's so cute!"

Liu Chengyuan raised his hand: "Old Lu, I want it!"

"Pull it down, this skirt can only fit your thigh!"

Liu Chengyuan: "Oh..."

When it was too late, Xu Qingran walked around from the back door to the front door, hugged Lu Chen's shoulders and put a blue skirt on his head: "Come on, beauty Lu will show me..."

The accomplice Zhou Ya swiped his arm and picked up Lu Chen's two legs.

Lu Chen: "Damn! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"

Half the class rushed to the podium to join in the fun.

The room was full of chaos, Lu Chen couldn't put on a small skirt, someone gave him a flash ball as a wig, and he thought it was fun to put one on his head, and the group of demons danced wildly.

The instigators Xu Qingran and Zhou Yai couldn't find anyone after lighting the fire.

Old Wu watched cheerfully at the door for 5 minutes before entering: "What are you doing, you're so excited, aren't you?"

Class Nine: "Yes—"

……

Xu Qingran picked up the eraser, got up and saw Zhou Ya holding a small skirt thoughtfully.

Xu Qingran: "...you look perverted like this."

Zhou Ya: "Lu Chen is too fat, you have a thin waist, why don't you try..."

Before he finished speaking, he saw Xu Qingran moving his shoulders, neck and wrists while taking off his coat: "Say it again, who is thinner?"