Actor, is it a joke?

Baige got up and rushed to the living room. When he turned on the chandelier, he saw such a miserable face.

On the coffee table in the living room lay a few empty red wine bottles lying here and there, on the sofa was an expensive Jim Beam whiskey, picked it up and shook it, but it was also empty.

The whole living room reeked of alcohol, but Baige couldn't find the residue of red wine and its fragments that he smashed before going to bed. It should have been cleaned up by the alcoholic who collapsed on the ground in a daze.

While he was still awake.

Now he can barely be regarded as a puddle of mud nestled in the corner.

Baige walked over and tried to snatch the half bottle of French cognac in his arms, but snatching a bottle from a drunk was tantamount to persuading a miser to donate half of his property to charity. Do not think.

After a struggle of strength, Baige gave up and turned to find the missing cork, so as to stop the wine that was being poured in a relaxed gesture.

The moment he got up, Xu Chengdu suddenly opened his bloodshot eyes, staring straight at the person squatting in front of him.

Bai Ge looked at him, and the corners of his mouth raised: "Listen, brother, I have some good news for you. The total price of the wine you drank in one night was nearly 15 RMB."

"???"

Xu Chengdu frowned, showing a confused expression that I don't understand what you're talking about, his head soaked in alcohol into swollen tofu dregs was thinking: This beautiful person in front of me looks familiar.

Baige stretched out his finger in a good-tempered manner, pointing to the strangely shaped wine bottle in his arms.

Xu Chengdu followed that slender hand, looked at the things held in his arms, and remembered the wonderful enjoyment when the spicy wine was poured down his throat, so he sighed contentedly, but felt that he seemed to have overlooked something important , He freed up a hand and grabbed the hand with only a few images in front of him.

At the same time, he suddenly and solemnly threw away the half bottle of brandy in his arms.

Baige watched the bottle of expensive foreign wine roll away, and the golden liquid flowed all over the floor, thinking: Now, he doesn't have to bother looking for the wine cork that was thrown somewhere.

Xu Chengdu blinked his dazed eyes vigorously, and even moved his head closer to look at Baige's hand. After repeated confirmation, he did find a tattoo on the position of the thenar in his palm. Driftwood, but that didn't stop him from making out the key.

"Huh? It's still there." He pulled his hands together, as if looking at something strange, and almost pressed Baige's left hand to his eyelid.

Baige patted his forehead with his palm, making a crisp snap.

Xu Chengdu covered his forehead exaggeratedly with a groan, glared resentfully at the person who would strike at the slightest disagreement, and muttered: "Baige, you are a good liar."

Excessive alcohol made his voice hoarse and low. Baige couldn't hear what he was saying, so he stretched his neck and leaned over to ask, "What did you say?"

A cool fragrance came over his face, Xu Chengdu raised his hand abruptly, put his fingers on the quivering light blue veins under the skin of the man's neck, and stroked them carefully.

What he actually thought in his mind was: the jugular vein is the pipeline that returns blood from the head to the heart. Once it ruptures, in the case of a large wound, blood will be sprayed out. If the injured cannot receive timely treatment, they will die within a few minutes.

A few minutes... Who is this person?

The rough and thin calluses on the fingertips irritated the sensitive skin, Baige subconsciously backed up, Xu Chengdu instinctively chased the prey, and rushed forward recklessly.

Baige, who had been squatting for a long time, opened his arms to catch him, but failed to hold him steady. With a plop, the weight of the two people was superimposed, and Baige's spine was hit by the hard ground.

Xu Chengdu leaned on him, grinding the neck vein he had been caressing with his hand with the canine teeth on one side of his teeth, and the breath contaminated by alcohol hit his neck layer by layer, causing physiological trembling.Baige's rationality told him that the person on his body was not controlled by his brain at the moment, so he should push him away, but...

As if drunkenness was contagious, Baige's body was like a hungry beast that had finally escaped from its cage. It didn't obey rational arrangements at all, but went against its will. Gradually tightened its arms, tightly clamping Xu Chengdu's waist.

Tightened, Xu Chengdu let out a dissatisfied moan, and the light grinding on the neck turned into a slightly heavier gnawing, with a sense of revenge.It's just that the neck area is really a strategic place, plus someone is wearing only a pair of underpants that are not suitable for the whole body, and the bath towel has long been thrown away by him when he was drunk, hugging the naked person, Baige tensed his waist, and his breathing gradually became heavy.

He reacted almost immediately, forcing himself to let go of his arms in a panic.

If this continued, he wasn't sure if he would lose control and take advantage of others' danger to eat Xu Chengdu completely.

But the person lying on top of him was like a big wolfhound that hadn't seen its master for a long time, sniffing and nibbling intimately, but refused to get off easily.

Baige had no choice but to reach out and touch the back of his neck, stroking his hard short hair from bottom to top.

This action is like a sensitive switch at any time, Xu Chengdu is like Pavlov's dog who started to salivate when he heard the bell of food, he immediately stopped all actions reflexively, distanced himself and opened his eyes, His eyes, which were soaked in the smell of alcohol, stared at the handsome face that was close at hand.

Baige also looked at him, from the moles on the eyebrows and feet to the wrinkles on the lips, he traced it in detail. This face was born with a slightly aggressive expression, rebellious and arrogant. Some kind of indescribable chemical reaction, the distance between the two is getting closer.A secret desire welled up in Baige's heart, and he expressed this desire vividly with his eyes.

So Xu Chengdu seemed to have been strongly hinted or bewitched, he lowered his head obediently, and took the initiative to stick his lips.

It's just that he stuck it, and he didn't move.

half an hour...

Baige's joyous heart suddenly fell back to the bottom of the lake, the weight on his body gradually increased, and the lips that were attached to him also began to slide slowly to the side of his cheek.

……Fell asleep.

Baige gave a wry smile, and lay down on the cold tiled floor for nearly half an hour, pressing his temples. Finally, unwillingly, he turned his head and kissed the ear next to his mouth, got up resignedly, and dragged the dead body back to the bedroom.

When the bright sun eagerly hit his eyelids, Xu Chengdu rolled his eyes, and his first thought was...why the fuck am I drinking again?Second thought was... where the fuck is this?

He lay motionless, the fluffy air conditioner covered the lower half of his face, making it difficult for him to breathe, he wrinkled his face and squinted his eyes until he found the focus.

Then he saw the giant art photo facing him.

Oh... Baige's bedroom.

Wait, shouldn't I be on the sofa in the living room?

Hmm... Later, it seemed that I couldn't resist the temptation of alcohol, so I took a small sip.

Like many drunken experiences in the past, once he tried to recall, he would feel that an iron hammer was tirelessly knocking on his skull and the nerves behind his eyes, forcing him to stop his ridiculous thinking with pain.

His stomach churned violently, and he sat up abruptly, retching for a while.

Momentary joy and indulgence often result in double sadness.

When he was holding his head and rubbing his messy hair anxiously, his movements suddenly froze, and a blurry image flashed in his mind... Did he press the white grid?And kissed Baige?

Dream?

Subconsciously, she lifted the quilt and found that the underwear was still firmly on her body.

It should be a dream.

"Why, are you worried that you'll rape me after drinking?" A playful voice suddenly appeared in the back of his head, Xu Chengdu trembled, and turned his head.

Baige was leaning against the door with a dinner plate in his hand, watching his series of reactions after waking up.

"Um, I'm drunk, so I probably can't do anything strange to you." Xu Chengdu laughed awkwardly, and silently pulled back the quilt to cover his lower body.

Baige raised his eyebrows, "No way?"

"Don't you know? People can't get hard when they're really drunk. There's no so-called disorderly sex after drinking. There's only lust and alcohol to make people courageous." Xu Chengdu said clearly.

Baige nodded thoughtfully, "Oh, I'm interested in seeing the color."

"So... I didn't take advantage of you last night, did I?" Xu Chengdu was still a little worried, and cautiously tried.

Baige came over and stuffed the dinner plate into his hand, "Just pretend it's not there."

Xu Chengdu was entangled: Is it there or not?

When I lowered my head, I saw a bowl of light pumpkin lily porridge exuding a sweet and glutinous aroma. The delicate celadon bowl reflected the golden porridge, even if my stomach was churning after being drunk, it made people very appetizing.

"Xia Guo sent it, eat it, let's talk about how to pay for your wine after eating."

"Drink money?" Xu Chengdu had just delivered a spoonful of porridge, and looked up at Bai Ge.

"Yeah." Baige sat on the edge of the bed, gracefully crossed Erlang's legs, and quickly pressed his fingers on the phone screen. After a while, he turned the phone screen over and faced Xu Chengdu's dazed and haggard hangover face, "This number."

Xu Chengdu stared at the beating black numbers on the computer interface, his pupils dilated slowly, the porcelain spoon fell into the bowl with a clang, a mouthful of porridge stuck in his throat, he couldn't get up and down, and he stammered: "Ten...ten...ten... ..."

"Erase the odds, 18." Bai Ge sneered and announced the final result, "Congratulations, Mr. Ma Zhema, converted into salary, I think you need to work for me for free for a year. Happy cooperation."

Xu Chengdu's hazy drunkenness dissipated due to the huge debt, and he stopped eating the porridge. He wailed, "Fuck, there is such an expensive wine at home! Show off your wealth!"

He must have drank fake wine...he is still dreaming...

"Okay, now that you're awake, pack up, I'm going back to my home in the evening." Bai Ge stretched himself refreshedly, "Also, I seriously suggest that you should carry out the campaign of quitting alcohol to the end , if possible, for life."