Actor, is it a joke?
Chapter 2
It's almost three o'clock in the afternoon, and it's past the traditional lunch hour. Most of the fly restaurants are tired and tired after busy work. Together with the boss, the cook and the boss are slumped on the chair, watching TV with their chins propped up and blowing the fan. There are no customers. At that time, they would not turn on the air conditioner. Even though they were sweating profusely and panting heavily, they still stubbornly wiped their sweat in the high-temperature steamer and fell asleep.
The chubby cook looked dissatisfied, and while beating the boss's stinginess with his colleagues in a low voice, he stared at the only customer in the shop with his small eyes.
For nearly half a month, this customer has eaten at the restaurant at this time every day, wearing a vest and big pants, and pulling flip flops.Two dishes, one meat and one vegetarian, were not packaged. I ate them slowly on the table in the corner on such a hot day. Every time I finished eating, the thin vest was completely soaked. There are watermarks on the back of the underpants, and he sweated so much, but you can see how he is calm and calm when he eats, and you really don't think he is so hot.
"Young man, is it hot? If you don't come here, it's close to the fan." The cook couldn't bear to see him coming, what should he do if he's so hot and stupid?
Xu Chengdu raised his head and glanced at the creaking ceiling fan that turned slowly. There were many flies parked on it for a ride. He smiled slightly, "It's okay, I'm not afraid of the heat."
Looking at it from the cook's perspective, this young man looks quite upright. In the words of the young girl now, he is so good-looking, he has a good figure, he is thin and capable, and has smooth tendons. If you look for a job with this condition, you can't find it. ?Why are you so sloppy every day, wandering around like a vagrant?
Taking a closer look, I instantly understood that this person is a cripple!The posture of eating with the left hand is a bit awkward, and the right hand trembles even when pouring water.
Seeing that the dangling spout was not aligned with the mouth of the paper cup, the cook couldn't see it, and wanted to get up to help, his fat butt just got off the stool, at this moment, a tall figure flashed into the shop in a hurry In the middle of the night, he snatched the jug from the young man's hand with one hand and poured it for him.
It was a middle-aged man who was a little bald, with a thick back and shoulders so wide that it looked like two mountains could be placed on it. He looked like a young father at his age.
The cook put his butt back on the stool again, and the news channel on the TV was reporting a series of anti-crime columns. It seemed that a large-scale criminal organization that sold arms across the country was busted by the police. , It was not attractive at all, the cook yawned, tilted his head, and dozed off with his neck tilted.
Xu Chengdu watched with a smile as Director Ren Yuanren sat down opposite him, retracted his right hand indistinctly, and hid it under the table.
"What are you hiding? If you had the courage to do it before, why don't you have the courage to let me see it now?" Ren Yuan sat down, drank a whole glass of water from Xu Chengdu's paper cup, put it down after drinking, and frowned with thick eyebrows, "What the hell? Son?"
"It seems to be something... barley tea." Xu Chengdu hehe accompanied his smiling face, "It's a bit bitter."
"Let you rest for a while, is this how you rest?" Ren Yuan's forehead, where there was no blade of grass, had several veins popping out, "Sleeping until afternoon?"
"Ren Chu, didn't I work too hard some time ago and lack sleep?" Xu Chengdu quickly picked up the rice with his left hand, changing his usual image of being carefree and leisurely, and he became turbulent.
"Lack of fart, you two or five eyes, you still sleep when the sky falls, can you still have a lack of sleep? You even sent me a game invitation in the early morning, and canceled it in time to be a fart! I think losing a hand is not good for you. It didn't cause much impact!" Ren Yuan had already knocked on Xu Chengdu's brains in the gap between his words, and the soldiers were all stronger than each other, even though they were older and younger, they still had the same foundation. Xu Chengdu's mind wandered, he forgot to chew.
"It still has an impact." He covered his head and muttered.
"I don't see it."
"It doesn't matter, I won't send you any game invitations with my hand!"
Ren Yuan: "..."
"Okay, Uncle Ren, let's talk, my last mission is over?" Xu Chengdu wolfed down his meal, paid the bill, and followed Ren Yuan out of the restaurant. "I received a notice in the morning that someone will come to explain in detail I didn't expect it to be you...
Ren Yuan took out a crumpled cigarette case from his pocket, took one for himself, and handed another to him. Xu Chengdu took the lighter and lit it for him and himself, and the two wandered towards the riverside park. go.
"Didn't Aunt not let you smoke?" Xu Chengdu only realized when Ren Yuan went to light another cigarette after smoking one.
"She said she won't let me smoke, so I won't smoke?!" Upon hearing this, Ren Yuan immediately jumped up, "I don't want to lose face?"
Xu Chengdu took down the unlit cigarette in his mouth, snatched his cigarette case, stuffed the cigarette in, and put it in his pocket, "Well, you should tell aunt personally Better."
Ren Yuan stared at his eyes for a long while, and finally lowered his haughty head under the lust of his wife, "Then what, I just smoke one a day."
"Not only that, Comrade Ren, you bought this pack of cigarettes at most three days ago, and now there are only four left in it. Do the math yourself, how many cigarettes do you smoke a day?" Xu Chengdu raised his eyebrows, full of excitement. Face jokes.
Ren Yuan kicked him, "Go, go, don't use what your agent learned on me."
Xu Chengdu hugged his calf and jumped up, "Hey, Director Ren became furious from embarrassment!"
"Don't be poor, let's talk about business." Ren Yuan stroked his withered hair, the few silver strands in the few black hair were particularly eye-catching, "Before you talk about business, show me your hand. "
Xu Chengdu pinned his right hand behind his back, shook his head, "It's nothing to look at."
"Alas." Seeing his tough attitude, Ren Yuan didn't force it, he sighed, sat on the bench by the sidewalk, and held his breath, "I'm sorry for your parents, I shouldn't have allowed you to enter the 'wolf group'."
Xu Chengdu saw that he was a little self-blaming, stood silently for a while, patted his shoulder and sat down beside him, "It's just one hand. After the tendon in the hand was broken, an anastomosis was performed in time, but the tendon did not adhere well. I won’t be able to get up for a while, as long as I keep exercising with hot compresses every day, I will be fine.”
"How long will it take?"
Xu Chengdu paused, thought for a while, "A few years."
Ren Yuan opened his mouth, feeling bitter on the tip of his tongue.
"It's a pity, you were such a good sniper before, but now..." His shoulders slumped, "You may never be able to hold a sniper rifle in your life. You can't even shoot a fart with a shaking hand!"
"It's okay, it's the same as doing other things, physically disabled and strong." Xu Chengdu folded his arms around his chest, closed his eyes, sweat slipped from his forehead, dripped on his forearm attached to his muscles, and reflected crystal clear under the sun. Light.
Ren Yuan was silent for a while, "I heard that even if you didn't rush forward, Qin Yan wouldn't die from that knife. The point of the knife didn't hit the vital point at all. Why did you bother?"
"I missed a chance to show off. The cunning old man surnamed Qin has always been on guard against me, and has never stopped investigating me in secret. If he doesn't show his loyalty, how can I participate in the confidential transaction?" Xu Chengdu still closed his eyes.
"Really?"
Xu Chengdu opened his eyes and smiled, "What? Can I still be disabled by myself?"
"What are you thinking? I have never been able to figure it out. You are as good as your father." Ren Yuan snorted, "There are so many opportunities to behave, and all undercover agents are like you. How many of them can get out? Don't say it. In addition, the success of the mission is secondary, and safety is the first priority. Who is your boss? Didn't you emphasize it to you?"
Xu Chengdu didn't say anything.
"Well, the child has grown up, his wings have hardened, and he has his own opinions on everything..."
"Uncle, I know, don't worry." Xu Chengdu rubbed his temples helplessly, "I'll go to see my aunt in two days, and I'll have a rest by the way."
"That's a good thing! Your aunt has been urging you to come since she heard that you have returned to China. You are a little heartless, and you made a phone call in half a month." Ren Yuan immediately smiled, "She these two days Tianxin has learned a dish of steamed buns, and every day, I can't bear to talk about her, that hot pot is so sweet that I almost have high blood sugar!"
Xu Chengdu smiled unkindly, Ren Yuan's lover has been in cooking for ten years and has not improved.
"Okay, I'll try it when the time comes, let me talk about the task first, Ren Chu?"
Ren Yuan restrained his smile, turned serious, and took out his hand in his pocket, but failed to find a cigarette. He remembered that the cigarette was in someone else's pocket, so he gave Xu Chengdu a hard look, "Have you heard of Rongwang Group?"
Xu Chengdu nodded, "It's so famous, who hasn't heard of it?"
"Yeah." Ren Yuan lowered his voice, "ZTE is one of the best groups in the province. It started out in real estate, and now its industries are spread across various industries. It is very prosperous."
Xu Chengdu lowered his eyes, waiting for him to continue talking.
"When the higher-ups notified you, they asked you to investigate Yunas, right? That famous drug lord."
"Hmm." Xu Chengdu stretched his waist, "So, Yunas is related to Rongwang Group?"
Ren Yuan crossed his hands on his knees, "The boss of their group, Lu Wang, the water is a bit deep. According to the report of the informant, it is suspected that it has a close relationship with the underground drug distribution network of Zhongxing Province. Our comrades who were lurking in the periphery investigated Yunes When I touched this thread, I found this Mr. Lu, and the higher-ups were a little uncertain, suspecting that part of the industry under this group was secretly for money laundering and laundering his drug funds."
Xu Chengdu became a little interested, and leaned slightly, "Is there any evidence so far?"
"Is it necessary for you to go out if you can find the evidence?" Ren Yuan waved his hand, "This Lu Wang Shenlong can't see his head and tail, and he doesn't even have a smartphone by his side. No one can get close to him except his cronies. Ours People tried several times but failed, this person is too guarded."
"Heh, it's probably because you're so defensive." Xu Chengdu curled his lips, "Why? Do you think there's a relationship between Lu Wang and Yunas?"
Ren Yuan looked solemn, nodded, then shook his head, "We still have to rely on evidence to speak."
Xu Chengdu glanced at him, and felt that Uncle Ren had become more and more cautious in speaking in the past two years.
"The higher-ups have been paying attention to this matter for a long time. This time, whatever you say, you have to dig out some information. It doesn't matter whether it is useful or not. Let's break the deadlock first. Here, this is your new identity for this operation." Ren Yuan handed over a bunch of information. Materials and a resident second-generation ID card.
Xu Chengdu took it over, and saw his handsome face, and the name next to it...
"Ma... Ma Zhe?" He twitched the corner of his mouth, "Ren Chu, you did this on purpose, you know that I failed Ma Zhe in the police academy back then, and you still want to humiliate me after such a long time?"
Ren Yuan blinked his small but shining eyes, "It's a bit of a shame, and it needs to be remembered for a lifetime."
Xu Chengdu: "..."
"The intelligence collection and delivery specialist assigned to you this time is Comrade Su Kunwu, get along well, don't bully him just because he is young, but he is..." Ren Yuan stopped in the middle of his sentence.
"What is it?" Xu Chengdu was sensitive to the gossip, "Yo, there is a backer!"
"Ahem." Ren Yuan looked up at the sky, and suddenly remembered something, "You son of a bitch, don't you also have a backer? Without me, you can successfully put on this police uniform?"
Xu Chengdu rubbed his nose, "It's not that I discriminate against those who go through the back door, I only judge people by their ability."
"The ability is not perfect from the beginning. It's good to lead others well, and it's good for young people to hone their skills."
"What do you mean by that, do you want me to take good care of him? Or do you want me to take care of him in quotation marks?" Xu Chengdu clamped the material under his elbow and stood up.
"His backer is in my favor."
Xu Chengdu understood, and walked back with long legs, waving his hands as he walked, "Uncle Ren, let the subordinates do the small tasks of assigning tasks in the future, and you have old arms and legs, and you have to make a special trip." , can't do it."
Ren Yuan watched his back go away, rubbed his sweaty forehead and scolded a bastard with a smile.
"By the way, don't forget to come back for dinner!"
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Baige: Let me ask you when you will release me from the manuscript box, huh?
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The chubby cook looked dissatisfied, and while beating the boss's stinginess with his colleagues in a low voice, he stared at the only customer in the shop with his small eyes.
For nearly half a month, this customer has eaten at the restaurant at this time every day, wearing a vest and big pants, and pulling flip flops.Two dishes, one meat and one vegetarian, were not packaged. I ate them slowly on the table in the corner on such a hot day. Every time I finished eating, the thin vest was completely soaked. There are watermarks on the back of the underpants, and he sweated so much, but you can see how he is calm and calm when he eats, and you really don't think he is so hot.
"Young man, is it hot? If you don't come here, it's close to the fan." The cook couldn't bear to see him coming, what should he do if he's so hot and stupid?
Xu Chengdu raised his head and glanced at the creaking ceiling fan that turned slowly. There were many flies parked on it for a ride. He smiled slightly, "It's okay, I'm not afraid of the heat."
Looking at it from the cook's perspective, this young man looks quite upright. In the words of the young girl now, he is so good-looking, he has a good figure, he is thin and capable, and has smooth tendons. If you look for a job with this condition, you can't find it. ?Why are you so sloppy every day, wandering around like a vagrant?
Taking a closer look, I instantly understood that this person is a cripple!The posture of eating with the left hand is a bit awkward, and the right hand trembles even when pouring water.
Seeing that the dangling spout was not aligned with the mouth of the paper cup, the cook couldn't see it, and wanted to get up to help, his fat butt just got off the stool, at this moment, a tall figure flashed into the shop in a hurry In the middle of the night, he snatched the jug from the young man's hand with one hand and poured it for him.
It was a middle-aged man who was a little bald, with a thick back and shoulders so wide that it looked like two mountains could be placed on it. He looked like a young father at his age.
The cook put his butt back on the stool again, and the news channel on the TV was reporting a series of anti-crime columns. It seemed that a large-scale criminal organization that sold arms across the country was busted by the police. , It was not attractive at all, the cook yawned, tilted his head, and dozed off with his neck tilted.
Xu Chengdu watched with a smile as Director Ren Yuanren sat down opposite him, retracted his right hand indistinctly, and hid it under the table.
"What are you hiding? If you had the courage to do it before, why don't you have the courage to let me see it now?" Ren Yuan sat down, drank a whole glass of water from Xu Chengdu's paper cup, put it down after drinking, and frowned with thick eyebrows, "What the hell? Son?"
"It seems to be something... barley tea." Xu Chengdu hehe accompanied his smiling face, "It's a bit bitter."
"Let you rest for a while, is this how you rest?" Ren Yuan's forehead, where there was no blade of grass, had several veins popping out, "Sleeping until afternoon?"
"Ren Chu, didn't I work too hard some time ago and lack sleep?" Xu Chengdu quickly picked up the rice with his left hand, changing his usual image of being carefree and leisurely, and he became turbulent.
"Lack of fart, you two or five eyes, you still sleep when the sky falls, can you still have a lack of sleep? You even sent me a game invitation in the early morning, and canceled it in time to be a fart! I think losing a hand is not good for you. It didn't cause much impact!" Ren Yuan had already knocked on Xu Chengdu's brains in the gap between his words, and the soldiers were all stronger than each other, even though they were older and younger, they still had the same foundation. Xu Chengdu's mind wandered, he forgot to chew.
"It still has an impact." He covered his head and muttered.
"I don't see it."
"It doesn't matter, I won't send you any game invitations with my hand!"
Ren Yuan: "..."
"Okay, Uncle Ren, let's talk, my last mission is over?" Xu Chengdu wolfed down his meal, paid the bill, and followed Ren Yuan out of the restaurant. "I received a notice in the morning that someone will come to explain in detail I didn't expect it to be you...
Ren Yuan took out a crumpled cigarette case from his pocket, took one for himself, and handed another to him. Xu Chengdu took the lighter and lit it for him and himself, and the two wandered towards the riverside park. go.
"Didn't Aunt not let you smoke?" Xu Chengdu only realized when Ren Yuan went to light another cigarette after smoking one.
"She said she won't let me smoke, so I won't smoke?!" Upon hearing this, Ren Yuan immediately jumped up, "I don't want to lose face?"
Xu Chengdu took down the unlit cigarette in his mouth, snatched his cigarette case, stuffed the cigarette in, and put it in his pocket, "Well, you should tell aunt personally Better."
Ren Yuan stared at his eyes for a long while, and finally lowered his haughty head under the lust of his wife, "Then what, I just smoke one a day."
"Not only that, Comrade Ren, you bought this pack of cigarettes at most three days ago, and now there are only four left in it. Do the math yourself, how many cigarettes do you smoke a day?" Xu Chengdu raised his eyebrows, full of excitement. Face jokes.
Ren Yuan kicked him, "Go, go, don't use what your agent learned on me."
Xu Chengdu hugged his calf and jumped up, "Hey, Director Ren became furious from embarrassment!"
"Don't be poor, let's talk about business." Ren Yuan stroked his withered hair, the few silver strands in the few black hair were particularly eye-catching, "Before you talk about business, show me your hand. "
Xu Chengdu pinned his right hand behind his back, shook his head, "It's nothing to look at."
"Alas." Seeing his tough attitude, Ren Yuan didn't force it, he sighed, sat on the bench by the sidewalk, and held his breath, "I'm sorry for your parents, I shouldn't have allowed you to enter the 'wolf group'."
Xu Chengdu saw that he was a little self-blaming, stood silently for a while, patted his shoulder and sat down beside him, "It's just one hand. After the tendon in the hand was broken, an anastomosis was performed in time, but the tendon did not adhere well. I won’t be able to get up for a while, as long as I keep exercising with hot compresses every day, I will be fine.”
"How long will it take?"
Xu Chengdu paused, thought for a while, "A few years."
Ren Yuan opened his mouth, feeling bitter on the tip of his tongue.
"It's a pity, you were such a good sniper before, but now..." His shoulders slumped, "You may never be able to hold a sniper rifle in your life. You can't even shoot a fart with a shaking hand!"
"It's okay, it's the same as doing other things, physically disabled and strong." Xu Chengdu folded his arms around his chest, closed his eyes, sweat slipped from his forehead, dripped on his forearm attached to his muscles, and reflected crystal clear under the sun. Light.
Ren Yuan was silent for a while, "I heard that even if you didn't rush forward, Qin Yan wouldn't die from that knife. The point of the knife didn't hit the vital point at all. Why did you bother?"
"I missed a chance to show off. The cunning old man surnamed Qin has always been on guard against me, and has never stopped investigating me in secret. If he doesn't show his loyalty, how can I participate in the confidential transaction?" Xu Chengdu still closed his eyes.
"Really?"
Xu Chengdu opened his eyes and smiled, "What? Can I still be disabled by myself?"
"What are you thinking? I have never been able to figure it out. You are as good as your father." Ren Yuan snorted, "There are so many opportunities to behave, and all undercover agents are like you. How many of them can get out? Don't say it. In addition, the success of the mission is secondary, and safety is the first priority. Who is your boss? Didn't you emphasize it to you?"
Xu Chengdu didn't say anything.
"Well, the child has grown up, his wings have hardened, and he has his own opinions on everything..."
"Uncle, I know, don't worry." Xu Chengdu rubbed his temples helplessly, "I'll go to see my aunt in two days, and I'll have a rest by the way."
"That's a good thing! Your aunt has been urging you to come since she heard that you have returned to China. You are a little heartless, and you made a phone call in half a month." Ren Yuan immediately smiled, "She these two days Tianxin has learned a dish of steamed buns, and every day, I can't bear to talk about her, that hot pot is so sweet that I almost have high blood sugar!"
Xu Chengdu smiled unkindly, Ren Yuan's lover has been in cooking for ten years and has not improved.
"Okay, I'll try it when the time comes, let me talk about the task first, Ren Chu?"
Ren Yuan restrained his smile, turned serious, and took out his hand in his pocket, but failed to find a cigarette. He remembered that the cigarette was in someone else's pocket, so he gave Xu Chengdu a hard look, "Have you heard of Rongwang Group?"
Xu Chengdu nodded, "It's so famous, who hasn't heard of it?"
"Yeah." Ren Yuan lowered his voice, "ZTE is one of the best groups in the province. It started out in real estate, and now its industries are spread across various industries. It is very prosperous."
Xu Chengdu lowered his eyes, waiting for him to continue talking.
"When the higher-ups notified you, they asked you to investigate Yunas, right? That famous drug lord."
"Hmm." Xu Chengdu stretched his waist, "So, Yunas is related to Rongwang Group?"
Ren Yuan crossed his hands on his knees, "The boss of their group, Lu Wang, the water is a bit deep. According to the report of the informant, it is suspected that it has a close relationship with the underground drug distribution network of Zhongxing Province. Our comrades who were lurking in the periphery investigated Yunes When I touched this thread, I found this Mr. Lu, and the higher-ups were a little uncertain, suspecting that part of the industry under this group was secretly for money laundering and laundering his drug funds."
Xu Chengdu became a little interested, and leaned slightly, "Is there any evidence so far?"
"Is it necessary for you to go out if you can find the evidence?" Ren Yuan waved his hand, "This Lu Wang Shenlong can't see his head and tail, and he doesn't even have a smartphone by his side. No one can get close to him except his cronies. Ours People tried several times but failed, this person is too guarded."
"Heh, it's probably because you're so defensive." Xu Chengdu curled his lips, "Why? Do you think there's a relationship between Lu Wang and Yunas?"
Ren Yuan looked solemn, nodded, then shook his head, "We still have to rely on evidence to speak."
Xu Chengdu glanced at him, and felt that Uncle Ren had become more and more cautious in speaking in the past two years.
"The higher-ups have been paying attention to this matter for a long time. This time, whatever you say, you have to dig out some information. It doesn't matter whether it is useful or not. Let's break the deadlock first. Here, this is your new identity for this operation." Ren Yuan handed over a bunch of information. Materials and a resident second-generation ID card.
Xu Chengdu took it over, and saw his handsome face, and the name next to it...
"Ma... Ma Zhe?" He twitched the corner of his mouth, "Ren Chu, you did this on purpose, you know that I failed Ma Zhe in the police academy back then, and you still want to humiliate me after such a long time?"
Ren Yuan blinked his small but shining eyes, "It's a bit of a shame, and it needs to be remembered for a lifetime."
Xu Chengdu: "..."
"The intelligence collection and delivery specialist assigned to you this time is Comrade Su Kunwu, get along well, don't bully him just because he is young, but he is..." Ren Yuan stopped in the middle of his sentence.
"What is it?" Xu Chengdu was sensitive to the gossip, "Yo, there is a backer!"
"Ahem." Ren Yuan looked up at the sky, and suddenly remembered something, "You son of a bitch, don't you also have a backer? Without me, you can successfully put on this police uniform?"
Xu Chengdu rubbed his nose, "It's not that I discriminate against those who go through the back door, I only judge people by their ability."
"The ability is not perfect from the beginning. It's good to lead others well, and it's good for young people to hone their skills."
"What do you mean by that, do you want me to take good care of him? Or do you want me to take care of him in quotation marks?" Xu Chengdu clamped the material under his elbow and stood up.
"His backer is in my favor."
Xu Chengdu understood, and walked back with long legs, waving his hands as he walked, "Uncle Ren, let the subordinates do the small tasks of assigning tasks in the future, and you have old arms and legs, and you have to make a special trip." , can't do it."
Ren Yuan watched his back go away, rubbed his sweaty forehead and scolded a bastard with a smile.
"By the way, don't forget to come back for dinner!"
The author has something to say:
Baige: Let me ask you when you will release me from the manuscript box, huh?
I shot and trembled: Boss calm down, right now, right now!
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