How to fall in love with a scumbag

Just kidding, who can forget the reason for running away?I must have had a brain cramp to provoke Han Xiaosan like this.Not to mention that he has been as straight as a javelin in the past twenty years, but with his character of a ghost, if I want to bend him, wouldn't that be sent to my door for his entertainment, and I would risk my life for his smile.It can be seen that I was really shut down due to IQ arrears.It’s not that I didn’t report the time and it’s all because I made a wrong step. No, in just one day, I have already experienced the toilet horror, kidnapping play, captivity play and hollow shirt show. How wild, I really can't imagine.

I took out the clothes in the bamboo basket and put them on one by one, "Do you still want to play? We can't compare who has planted more trees? Whoever helps the old lady crossing the road has more old ladies, so we must continue this Is it a boring, distorted game?"

"Don't tease me, do you know how to plant trees?" He chuckled, "It takes money, effort, and time. If you have the time, you should think about how to get a powerful backer. Will you help the old lady cross the road? There is only one possibility, the old lady left the inheritance to you, and you can't wait to push her into the wheel?"

"Young Master Han, do you have to make me so miserable? I used to be your right-hand man." I took a step forward, buttoned up my buttons, and said while looking into his eyes.That's right, how dare I call myself Young Master Han's friend? If I insist on getting along, I can barely be regarded as a dog's leg.

"You make me look like a heartless person, but you still expect me to fall in love with you first?" Before he could answer, I took another half step forward, and the tip of my nose was almost touching his.

"I like challenges that are almost impossible." Without flinching, he just looked me in the eyes and said coldly.

"But I don't like it. As you said, I'm not interested in difficult things. It's too difficult for me to find an old lady to push the wheels. Let Han Shao, your lover, Especially if you fall in love with me who is heartless and annoying, it will be even more difficult." I spread my hands, "Let's stop here. I don't have that ability and interest."

Han Chao stretched out his hand and patted my face twice. It didn't hurt, but his voice was crisp and clear, echoing in the spacious living room, and there seemed to be an echo, "Let me remind you, you are the one who started this game."

I smiled slightly, and brought my right cheek closer together, "Two times here too, it's best to use a little more force."

Han Chao showed a wicked smile, "What? Like S/M?"

I cursed in my heart and rolled up my sleeves, "Young Master Han, you have a strong family, you don't have to support your family, and you can play a love game to relieve boredom. I have to make money to eat. What's more, I used to be overwhelmed, After a few rounds, you, Young Master Han, have also proved that you are extremely charming and scheming, you are a god who has everything you want, why bother to keep haggling with me, a mortal."

Han Chao didn't say a word, he just raised his other hand high and struck down violently.

I closed my eyes and waited for the slap.But his hand just lightly fell on my cheek, "You didn't starve you to death when you were with me before."

I let out a sigh of relief, "I'm starving to death right now."

Well, after taking a bite of his meal, the next day, before dawn, he was picked up to help him hold the sandbag, wait for him to finish his breakfast, and then act as a driver to take him to work.Ever since I came, he had to wait for me to serve the porridge before handing the chopsticks to him.All the things related to Han Shao, as long as I can let me do it, others can rest. It reminds me of the classic line of "Party A and Party B": "Since Zhang Tianhu is here, let our family's mules and horses Oh, let the big animals rest." It is called to inspect the market in T City, but in fact it is to serve Young Master Han personally.And thank you Dade for not tying me up and throwing me in the trunk.

Fortunately, it's not the first day I do these things. Although I have been free for a few years, the basic quality of dog legs is still there.What's more, I am very professional, and I always do what I do and love what I do. "Mr. Han, be careful where you step! Mr. Han, please go!" I greeted Han Xiaosan stepping up the steps of the hotel dog-leggedly, and he rolled his eyes in exchange.I had no choice but to retreat back to the car obediently, leaning my back against the car door, I really wanted to have a cigarette, I looked like a driver, but unfortunately I can't smoke, and smoking is not good for my skin.

I looked at my face against the car window, went to the bedroom in the morning and applied a bottle of Han Xiaosan's body lotion, and wiped my face after taking a shower in the guest room.High-end goods are indeed high-end goods, no matter what they are used for, they are comfortable enough.The only thing that made me uncomfortable was that Han Xiaosan put his face close to me as soon as he got in the car, sniffed at me and said that he used my body milk, and it really smelled like my ass/butt.

I think your mouth still tastes like my ass/butt, and you don't have a nice word.While I was thinking, I used my hands to grab the overly neat bangs to make them feel fluffy. I was playing with my hair when I felt a small hand on my shoulder. I turned my head and saw a beautiful woman wearing a pair of sunglasses at night. My distorted face is projected on the mirror.

"Yo! Who is this?" The beauty stretched out her slender hands, her fingernails were painted with bright red nail polish, she pulled down half of her sunglasses, "I met my ex-boyfriend when I went out, I'm going to win the lottery."

When I returned to T City, I was ready to reunite with those old people, but I still didn't expect that I would meet Mao Danni on the first day of freedom. "Yo! Who is this?" At first glance, I really didn't recognize her, but hearing her voice, I knew it was Mao Danni, even though she had rubbed her cheekbones, padded her nose, and pulled her eyelids. It is as deep as the Mariana Trench, and the career line on the chest is bottomless.I can still be sure that she is Mao Danni. "Mao Danni."

"I don't use that name anymore. My name is Mandy now." She pointed to the car behind me with her chin. "your car?"

"Where is it?" I folded my hands on my chest, looking at this artificial miracle, Mao Danni, who was reborn with only her voice left, "Your idol Han Chao's car."

"He's here?" She immediately turned pale with shock, "Where is he?"

"Go in and eat."

Hearing this, Mao Danni seemed relieved, "Why are you still hanging around with him? The more you hang out, the more you'll go back, what kind of driver will you be for him!"

"What about you? What are you doing here?" I asked her.

"Well?" She pointed to the opposite side with her tapered chin again, "I'm going out to play with my godfather."

I turned my head and looked across the street. An old man had just parked his car and was getting out of the car.I foolishly couldn't tell whether this was a godfather or a godfather. "Your godfather is tough enough! It's eight o'clock in the evening and you haven't slept yet." I said casually.

"You hate it, your mouth is so bad!" She patted me shyly, her body twisted like a twist.

I don't know if the old man is not surprised. Seeing his goddaughter talking to a young man like me, he was not unhappy, and nodded at me very gracefully.Seeing him coming, Mao Danni immediately rushed over to hold his arm like a monkey, "I'm leaving, we'll talk another day."

I waved my hand, thinking that I don't even have a contact method, so what's the point of chatting.Looking at Mao Danni's back as she walked away, I remembered her single eyelid and swollen eyes in high school.At that time, there were no valleys and valleys on her face and body, but it was more pleasing to the eye than now.Liang Danni was Li Zhi's deskmate, and we didn't know each other very well at first, except for occasionally hearing something about her and Liang Lingling from Li Zhi, we never met again.

It was also after that time in the swimming pool that I deliberately got acquainted with her.How should I put it, Han Chao and I offended him completely the first time we met.Although he never came forward to make me feel sorry for me, it doesn't need to be said by him that his big vajra protectors would come to trouble me from time to time, sometimes at the corner outside the school gate, and I would be arrested as soon as I walked over. Dragging into the hiding place of the back wall, touched all the money in my pocket, and threw my schoolbag or glasses against the wall.A tall and powerful person can resist for a while. A group of tall and powerful people, besides honestly taking out the money in my pocket, I also worry that the money is too little. They will throw away their glasses and schoolbags this time On the roof.Although picking up one is still picking up, and picking up two is not bad, but the lack of glasses always increases the risk of my falling.

Later, it became even more severe and changed from the school gate to blocking me directly in the classroom. The big tall man of the school team clamped my head with a creaking nest, and clamped me all the way to the corner of the stairs on the 7th floor.

In the suffocating smell of sweat, I endured the desire to vomit, and finally arrived at the destination, but was slapped on the back of the head, kicked on the calf, and even knelt down to regret that I brought too little money today.But I endured it, who made me really care if my uncle didn't pay for it.

If I had known that I would be reduced to this point, I should really have gritted my teeth and endured that day, wouldn't I just be laughed at?Without losing a piece of meat.Wasn't it just the pants being ripped off?Am I a big man still afraid of losing money?It's okay now, I'm really embarrassed.

But I have an advantage: I am good at summing up experience, isn't it just that we are not as good as others?We don't need to hit me once and I shoot you once.Let's compare our hearts, you'd better not fall into my hands.I lowered my head countless times to look at the feet of the tallest man, thinking to myself, whether it's you or Han Chao, let's wait and see.

It's true that Li Zhi is my good friend, but this matter has nothing to do with him, and I don't want to get involved with him, so apart from caring about his borrowing money (of course I haven't paid it back), I basically don't talk to him about it. He even found an excuse to leave by himself after school.In fact, what's the use of telling him, not to mention that friendship is not for testing.

So he always thought that I became buddies with the members of the basketball team. He only saw them come to the classroom to look for me. As for what they asked me for, it was nothing more than playing basketball or something. Li Zhi felt a little aggrieved by being left out in the cold.

I also want to understand that the kind attitude towards the big and tall basketball team and the respectful tribute can only save me from suffering in front of my eyes. If I want to change my status of being oppressed and enslaved, there is only one thing. I want to do my best. Way to break into their circle.And the best way is this yellow-haired girl with two braids in front of her. She not only has small eyes but also has a flat nose. He muttered: "That bitch Qian Fang is just jealous that I look better than her."

I used to hear that beautiful women find friends to better embellish themselves. I didn’t believe it before, but now looking at Liang Lingling’s best friend Mao Danni, I think this sentence is very reasonable.For what she said, I listened to it with one ear and took it in the other. Anyway, it was the trivial matter of girls.It was nothing more than that Qian Fang who spoke ill of her to someone.Although I am not interested in the content, I still have to put on a focused look on my face. I have bought her breakfast for two weeks, and I just promised to go home with me after school today.

"Yifan, you are on duty today, and you can only go back after cleaning in the afternoon." Li Zhi reminded me in a daze.

"Oh," Mao Danni was probably talking about going home from school in the afternoon, "help me," I winked at him, "I have to take Danni home." I patted the back of his hand , "You help me today, I will help you next time." As I said that, I stood up and picked up my schoolbag, waiting for Mao Danni to get up and walk out with her.

The author has something to say:

This week's update time has been advanced to 18:30.