Kuai Chuan is not a person
Chapter 53 The Poor Little Lucky Cat 12
Class monitor Chu Lan severely criticized Wen Xi's behavior of not listening carefully to the teacher's lectures in class and frantically teasing him, which violated school rules and disciplines, and made a three-pronged agreement with him.
Under the small night light in the dormitory, the two stared at each other seriously. On the desk in the middle was a blank piece of paper with the five rules of "one, two, three, four, five" written on it.
Chu Lan said: "One, you are not allowed to move your hands and feet during class."
Wen Xi raised his hand to express his objection: "Is it okay to move your mouth?"
Chu Lan rubbed his hair lightly: "You can't go outside, you have to come back to kiss, be good."
Wen Xi blushed: "I didn't mean that, I meant can I talk to you..."
Chu Lan coughed uncomfortably: "Of course it's possible, but be careful."
Wen Xi blinked: "So can I kiss casually when I come back?"
Chu Lan tapped the white paper with the three chapters on the table with a pen, and changed the subject: "Let's finish this first."
He pointed to the second rule: "Second, you must listen to the class carefully, don't let your imagination run wild, and don't let love affect your studies."
The last time I took advantage of the teacher's unprepared hand in class, the two of them didn't pay attention to the class. It must never happen again!
Wen Xi said innocently: "I haven't lost my mind, I've always listened carefully to the lecture, it must be because you didn't think hard about things in class, that's why you speculated about me with this kind of thinking."
Chu Lan's fingertips froze, as if... that's right.
Last night when he was doing physics problems in self-study, there was "a kitten standing on a spring" in the question stem. His thoughts on the questions were immediately interrupted. When I was a fragile kitten, I recalled it now, and then I sincerely sighed, "My cat is the cutest in the world! And he is mine from a human to a cat!"
During the whole night of self-study, Chu Lan was immersed in good memories and wonderful imagination of the future as a shit-shoveling officer.
It wasn't until the end of get out of class that Chu Lan, who was racing against time to study, realized that he had lost his mind!Also wasted a night of self-study!
The most important thing is that when a person is sitting next to him, he can still think about a whole class.
Alas, study and life really affect falling in love.
Chu Lan cleared her throat and said solemnly: "This is to restrain the two of us at the same time, and it is also effective for me."
Pretentious.
Wen Xi, who knew his brother well, listened leisurely with his chin resting on his chin, and smiled as he watched Chu, Xiao Gongju, and Lan toss about. Look, make a gesture from time to time, asking him to coax.
Wen Xi felt that he could be said to be a very tolerant boyfriend.
Chu Lan read: "Three, even if there is no one outside, try not to make intimate actions to avoid being discovered."
He looked up at Wen Xi, fearing that he might misunderstand, held Wen Xi's hand and added: "I don't think our relationship can't see the light, but I can't protect you right now, and we will definitely hold hands under the sun openly in the future. , tell everyone we've been together."
The most romantic thing in the world is that his future plans are filled with you.
The light shone on Wen Xi's eyes, like clear waves shimmering under the bright sunlight, the corners of his mouth raised, and he nodded slightly.
Seeing that Wenxi nodded, Chu Lan continued to read: "Five, get the first reward and a kiss once."
If Wen Xi was in the form of a cat at this time, the fluffy fur on his body would definitely be blown up.
The elder brother actually relied on the old man to sell the old man for his own benefit!
Obviously he wanted to kiss him himself, but he even nicknamed it "Brother take a first kiss".
It's really shameless, Wen Xi silently cast aside in his heart.
What if he deliberately doesn't take the first place?An annoyed kitten has a counter-routine idea.After thinking about it, let it go, I can't let my brother die in a hurry.
How brotherly he is!
Wen Xi deliberately quarreled with him, and bargained: "No, one is not enough, I need two."
Chu Lan's ears were slightly red, and she didn't speak, as if she was engaged in a psychological struggle.
Wen Xi, who had seen through his brother, continued to increase the price, feeling that he was a fool who insisted on getting a [-]% discount when he went shopping.
"Two doesn't seem to be enough, maybe three."
Chu Lan's throat moved: "Three doesn't sound good, so four."
Wen Xi continued to add: "Four doesn't sound good, but five is fine."
Chu Lan nodded solemnly, as if they were discussing important memories of the Belt and Road China Dream Research Association, rather than discussing the shameful issue of kissing a few times.
After talking for a long time, Wen Xi felt a little thirsty. He gulped down the water in the glass, but still felt that it was not enough to quench his thirst, so he simply raised his eyes to Chu Lan.
"That... No.1 reward can be exchanged for one in advance?"
Chu Lan's eyes were focused on his moist lips after drinking, and he expressed very unprincipled that he could pay in advance.
After paying one in advance, Chu Lan took another sip on Wenxi's lips, poked the tip of her tongue in, and said vaguely, "Exchange one more in advance."
Wen Xi is very satisfied with his own judgment. He has seen Chu Lan through for a long time. He is indeed very strong within principles to others, but he has no principles at all to himself.
So the three chapters of the contract are simply useless.
The rewards were paid in advance one after another, and the fifth rule written by Chu Lan lay pitifully on a blank sheet of paper, and was permanently sidelined, not even favored.
Brothers [-], [-], [-] and [-] who were abandoned expressed their condolences to the fifth brother.
The two tried their best to restrain themselves, and tried their best to turn the mood between lovers into an affectionate discussion topic. Other high school bullies often quarreled to the point of blushing and neck thickening. Only the two of them discussed in a gentle voice, and they would come back from time to time. A wave of business blows to each other.
Dating has become a competition to do the questions, the competition to do the test, whoever is faster will get the higher score, Wenxi is fast so he has to kiss Chu Lan, and Chu Lan has higher scores so he also has to kiss Wenxi.
It's really not easy for high school seniors to fall in love.
Young Lang, who successfully turned love into learning motivation, persisted for a week and said he felt okay.
But let's graduate early...
Alas, studying really affects falling in love.
It was finally the weekend. The two of them had agreed with Chu Ying to go home for dinner. After class on Friday, they packed up and went home.
Unexpectedly, they received a new message from Chu Ying, telling them that the dinner was cancelled, and there was no need to return if they were busy.
Every Friday afternoon, Wenxi recovers her memory as usual.
He stared at the phone and felt something was wrong, frowned and asked the system: "Is there something wrong with Chu Ying?"
System: "Mr. Li, who invited you to dinner, heard some gossip, canceled the dinner, and deleted her."
Wen Xi: "???"
He was a little angry: "Crazy!"
The system agreed, and Wen Xi, who regained his memory and turned into a temper tantrum, dragged Chu Lan and ran towards home: "Maybe something happened to the sudden cancellation, let's go home and have a look."
Chu Lan was also a little worried, and the two hurried on the bus. Wen Xi thought that Chu Ying was sitting in a corner of the house crying, but when they opened the door and looked inside, they heard a burst of rhythmic music.
Chu Ying spread out a blanket and danced aerobics in the middle of the living room. She didn't stop when she saw the two of them came back. She didn't stop until she finished dancing for a whole section. She turned around and wiped her sweat with a towel.
"I'm back, the lotus seed pork ribs soup is stewed in the kitchen, you can serve it out and drink it."
The two hurriedly responded, looking for the aroma, they filled two bowls of soup from the kitchen, sat at the dining table and drank it with their heads down, each secretly hiding their thoughts.
Wen Xi quietly asked the system: "Scan Chu Ying's emotional state."
System: "I scanned it, and there is no negative emotion. She just feels lucky to recognize the true face of Mr. Li earlier, and thinks that kind of idiot is not good enough for her."
Wen Xi: "..."
He opened his mouth: "I don't need to worry about the heroine of this world at all."
System: "That's right, you just need to kneel down and call 666 to the boss."
Wen Xi nodded with deep understanding, what should Chu Ying do after she comes back, she has never given up on herself and stayed at home doing nothing, and has been actively facing the future life since the first day she came back.
She didn't even change her life in another city. Facing the gossip about her from those so-called "insiders", she never changed her face, as if she never took it to heart.
In her heart, what she suffered was not due to her own fault, so there is nothing to be ashamed of, and there is no difference between her and others when the sun shines on her every morning.
Everyone is the same.
She lived a much brighter life than those who stabbed other people's wounds behind their backs to make some casual jokes.
Wen Xi finished drinking the fragrant soup, and leaned comfortably on the chair: "It's rare to have such a sober girl, I will definitely complete the task and help her live a happy life."
System: "You should call her mom."
In the eyes of Wen Xi, an old goblin who has lived for an unknown number of years, Chu Ying is just a little girl, and this title makes him blush a little.
He thought for a while: "It would be great if the beckoning cat can also attract peach blossoms, and I will recruit peach blossoms for Chu Ying."
The system poured cold water on it: "I'm afraid of attracting rotten peach blossoms. You don't have to have a partner if you want to live a happy life. Money makes people happy. You can attract her luck."
Wen Xi was silent for three seconds: "Last time I gave Chu Lan luck, he went out and picked up 3000 yuan, and then he handed it over to the police station..."
System: "Didn't the school praise Chu Lan by name and reward him with 100 yuan?"
Wen Xi: "Okay..."
100 yuan is also a lot!
"What's the matter?" Chu Lan leaned closer and asked Wen Xi who had been stunned for a while.
Wen Xi looked up at the grown-up boy, and smiled at him. He thought that the two of them could be together only after he recovered all his memories after graduation, but he didn't expect to be together like that by mistake.
The old driver Wenxi instantly turned into a Dingdang cat, Chu Lan has grown up, and little Chu Lan should have grown up too.
I saw it when I was a child, but I have no impression when I grow up, tsk.
The two brothers have such a good relationship, why don't they take a bath together?
This is against the laws of science, Wen Xi thought seriously.
The laws of science indicated that he was wronged.
Chu Ying said that it was too late to cook, so she took them out to eat dumplings, and told them to pack up their things and take a shower before going out later.
Chu Lan closed the door, seeing that Wenxi had already taken out two sets of clothes from the cabinet, staring at him brightly.
"Let's take a shower together to save time."
Chu Lan couldn't laugh or cry: "Don't make trouble."
He walked up to Wen Xi to get his clothes, but Wen Xi threw the clothes beside the bed, jumped up and circled his neck and clamped him with his legs, entangled him and couldn't get off.
"Shall we take a shower together?"
Wen Xi's tone obviously didn't change, but Chu Lan inexplicably remembered that when the kitten was desperate for toys or food, it would rub its furry head against his neck, and then stare at him with a pair of dark eyes. This behavior is defined by him as "acting like a baby".
Chu Lan hugged Wen Xi and pressed him on the bed, and reached out to scratch his creaking nest. Wen Xi was the most ticklish, and while being scratched, he let go of Chu Lan and hid back. He was so scratched that he laughed and cried Distracted and said to the system: "Chu Lan in the last life also likes to tickle, it's amazing."
Consciously block the system to avoid being fed dog food: "..."
Still being stuffed with dog food, how angry.
It began to think seriously about whether the system can fall in love.
It suddenly occurred to me that the system 111 he admired was the most upgraded, fastest and highest system among all the systems, and the high-end functions it possessed were beyond the reach of other systems. , tall, handsome and mighty, rich, beautiful and capable.
System 233 felt that his non-existent face began to flush slightly.
Autumn is here, and it is the season when the heart of spring sprouts.
Under the small night light in the dormitory, the two stared at each other seriously. On the desk in the middle was a blank piece of paper with the five rules of "one, two, three, four, five" written on it.
Chu Lan said: "One, you are not allowed to move your hands and feet during class."
Wen Xi raised his hand to express his objection: "Is it okay to move your mouth?"
Chu Lan rubbed his hair lightly: "You can't go outside, you have to come back to kiss, be good."
Wen Xi blushed: "I didn't mean that, I meant can I talk to you..."
Chu Lan coughed uncomfortably: "Of course it's possible, but be careful."
Wen Xi blinked: "So can I kiss casually when I come back?"
Chu Lan tapped the white paper with the three chapters on the table with a pen, and changed the subject: "Let's finish this first."
He pointed to the second rule: "Second, you must listen to the class carefully, don't let your imagination run wild, and don't let love affect your studies."
The last time I took advantage of the teacher's unprepared hand in class, the two of them didn't pay attention to the class. It must never happen again!
Wen Xi said innocently: "I haven't lost my mind, I've always listened carefully to the lecture, it must be because you didn't think hard about things in class, that's why you speculated about me with this kind of thinking."
Chu Lan's fingertips froze, as if... that's right.
Last night when he was doing physics problems in self-study, there was "a kitten standing on a spring" in the question stem. His thoughts on the questions were immediately interrupted. When I was a fragile kitten, I recalled it now, and then I sincerely sighed, "My cat is the cutest in the world! And he is mine from a human to a cat!"
During the whole night of self-study, Chu Lan was immersed in good memories and wonderful imagination of the future as a shit-shoveling officer.
It wasn't until the end of get out of class that Chu Lan, who was racing against time to study, realized that he had lost his mind!Also wasted a night of self-study!
The most important thing is that when a person is sitting next to him, he can still think about a whole class.
Alas, study and life really affect falling in love.
Chu Lan cleared her throat and said solemnly: "This is to restrain the two of us at the same time, and it is also effective for me."
Pretentious.
Wen Xi, who knew his brother well, listened leisurely with his chin resting on his chin, and smiled as he watched Chu, Xiao Gongju, and Lan toss about. Look, make a gesture from time to time, asking him to coax.
Wen Xi felt that he could be said to be a very tolerant boyfriend.
Chu Lan read: "Three, even if there is no one outside, try not to make intimate actions to avoid being discovered."
He looked up at Wen Xi, fearing that he might misunderstand, held Wen Xi's hand and added: "I don't think our relationship can't see the light, but I can't protect you right now, and we will definitely hold hands under the sun openly in the future. , tell everyone we've been together."
The most romantic thing in the world is that his future plans are filled with you.
The light shone on Wen Xi's eyes, like clear waves shimmering under the bright sunlight, the corners of his mouth raised, and he nodded slightly.
Seeing that Wenxi nodded, Chu Lan continued to read: "Five, get the first reward and a kiss once."
If Wen Xi was in the form of a cat at this time, the fluffy fur on his body would definitely be blown up.
The elder brother actually relied on the old man to sell the old man for his own benefit!
Obviously he wanted to kiss him himself, but he even nicknamed it "Brother take a first kiss".
It's really shameless, Wen Xi silently cast aside in his heart.
What if he deliberately doesn't take the first place?An annoyed kitten has a counter-routine idea.After thinking about it, let it go, I can't let my brother die in a hurry.
How brotherly he is!
Wen Xi deliberately quarreled with him, and bargained: "No, one is not enough, I need two."
Chu Lan's ears were slightly red, and she didn't speak, as if she was engaged in a psychological struggle.
Wen Xi, who had seen through his brother, continued to increase the price, feeling that he was a fool who insisted on getting a [-]% discount when he went shopping.
"Two doesn't seem to be enough, maybe three."
Chu Lan's throat moved: "Three doesn't sound good, so four."
Wen Xi continued to add: "Four doesn't sound good, but five is fine."
Chu Lan nodded solemnly, as if they were discussing important memories of the Belt and Road China Dream Research Association, rather than discussing the shameful issue of kissing a few times.
After talking for a long time, Wen Xi felt a little thirsty. He gulped down the water in the glass, but still felt that it was not enough to quench his thirst, so he simply raised his eyes to Chu Lan.
"That... No.1 reward can be exchanged for one in advance?"
Chu Lan's eyes were focused on his moist lips after drinking, and he expressed very unprincipled that he could pay in advance.
After paying one in advance, Chu Lan took another sip on Wenxi's lips, poked the tip of her tongue in, and said vaguely, "Exchange one more in advance."
Wen Xi is very satisfied with his own judgment. He has seen Chu Lan through for a long time. He is indeed very strong within principles to others, but he has no principles at all to himself.
So the three chapters of the contract are simply useless.
The rewards were paid in advance one after another, and the fifth rule written by Chu Lan lay pitifully on a blank sheet of paper, and was permanently sidelined, not even favored.
Brothers [-], [-], [-] and [-] who were abandoned expressed their condolences to the fifth brother.
The two tried their best to restrain themselves, and tried their best to turn the mood between lovers into an affectionate discussion topic. Other high school bullies often quarreled to the point of blushing and neck thickening. Only the two of them discussed in a gentle voice, and they would come back from time to time. A wave of business blows to each other.
Dating has become a competition to do the questions, the competition to do the test, whoever is faster will get the higher score, Wenxi is fast so he has to kiss Chu Lan, and Chu Lan has higher scores so he also has to kiss Wenxi.
It's really not easy for high school seniors to fall in love.
Young Lang, who successfully turned love into learning motivation, persisted for a week and said he felt okay.
But let's graduate early...
Alas, studying really affects falling in love.
It was finally the weekend. The two of them had agreed with Chu Ying to go home for dinner. After class on Friday, they packed up and went home.
Unexpectedly, they received a new message from Chu Ying, telling them that the dinner was cancelled, and there was no need to return if they were busy.
Every Friday afternoon, Wenxi recovers her memory as usual.
He stared at the phone and felt something was wrong, frowned and asked the system: "Is there something wrong with Chu Ying?"
System: "Mr. Li, who invited you to dinner, heard some gossip, canceled the dinner, and deleted her."
Wen Xi: "???"
He was a little angry: "Crazy!"
The system agreed, and Wen Xi, who regained his memory and turned into a temper tantrum, dragged Chu Lan and ran towards home: "Maybe something happened to the sudden cancellation, let's go home and have a look."
Chu Lan was also a little worried, and the two hurried on the bus. Wen Xi thought that Chu Ying was sitting in a corner of the house crying, but when they opened the door and looked inside, they heard a burst of rhythmic music.
Chu Ying spread out a blanket and danced aerobics in the middle of the living room. She didn't stop when she saw the two of them came back. She didn't stop until she finished dancing for a whole section. She turned around and wiped her sweat with a towel.
"I'm back, the lotus seed pork ribs soup is stewed in the kitchen, you can serve it out and drink it."
The two hurriedly responded, looking for the aroma, they filled two bowls of soup from the kitchen, sat at the dining table and drank it with their heads down, each secretly hiding their thoughts.
Wen Xi quietly asked the system: "Scan Chu Ying's emotional state."
System: "I scanned it, and there is no negative emotion. She just feels lucky to recognize the true face of Mr. Li earlier, and thinks that kind of idiot is not good enough for her."
Wen Xi: "..."
He opened his mouth: "I don't need to worry about the heroine of this world at all."
System: "That's right, you just need to kneel down and call 666 to the boss."
Wen Xi nodded with deep understanding, what should Chu Ying do after she comes back, she has never given up on herself and stayed at home doing nothing, and has been actively facing the future life since the first day she came back.
She didn't even change her life in another city. Facing the gossip about her from those so-called "insiders", she never changed her face, as if she never took it to heart.
In her heart, what she suffered was not due to her own fault, so there is nothing to be ashamed of, and there is no difference between her and others when the sun shines on her every morning.
Everyone is the same.
She lived a much brighter life than those who stabbed other people's wounds behind their backs to make some casual jokes.
Wen Xi finished drinking the fragrant soup, and leaned comfortably on the chair: "It's rare to have such a sober girl, I will definitely complete the task and help her live a happy life."
System: "You should call her mom."
In the eyes of Wen Xi, an old goblin who has lived for an unknown number of years, Chu Ying is just a little girl, and this title makes him blush a little.
He thought for a while: "It would be great if the beckoning cat can also attract peach blossoms, and I will recruit peach blossoms for Chu Ying."
The system poured cold water on it: "I'm afraid of attracting rotten peach blossoms. You don't have to have a partner if you want to live a happy life. Money makes people happy. You can attract her luck."
Wen Xi was silent for three seconds: "Last time I gave Chu Lan luck, he went out and picked up 3000 yuan, and then he handed it over to the police station..."
System: "Didn't the school praise Chu Lan by name and reward him with 100 yuan?"
Wen Xi: "Okay..."
100 yuan is also a lot!
"What's the matter?" Chu Lan leaned closer and asked Wen Xi who had been stunned for a while.
Wen Xi looked up at the grown-up boy, and smiled at him. He thought that the two of them could be together only after he recovered all his memories after graduation, but he didn't expect to be together like that by mistake.
The old driver Wenxi instantly turned into a Dingdang cat, Chu Lan has grown up, and little Chu Lan should have grown up too.
I saw it when I was a child, but I have no impression when I grow up, tsk.
The two brothers have such a good relationship, why don't they take a bath together?
This is against the laws of science, Wen Xi thought seriously.
The laws of science indicated that he was wronged.
Chu Ying said that it was too late to cook, so she took them out to eat dumplings, and told them to pack up their things and take a shower before going out later.
Chu Lan closed the door, seeing that Wenxi had already taken out two sets of clothes from the cabinet, staring at him brightly.
"Let's take a shower together to save time."
Chu Lan couldn't laugh or cry: "Don't make trouble."
He walked up to Wen Xi to get his clothes, but Wen Xi threw the clothes beside the bed, jumped up and circled his neck and clamped him with his legs, entangled him and couldn't get off.
"Shall we take a shower together?"
Wen Xi's tone obviously didn't change, but Chu Lan inexplicably remembered that when the kitten was desperate for toys or food, it would rub its furry head against his neck, and then stare at him with a pair of dark eyes. This behavior is defined by him as "acting like a baby".
Chu Lan hugged Wen Xi and pressed him on the bed, and reached out to scratch his creaking nest. Wen Xi was the most ticklish, and while being scratched, he let go of Chu Lan and hid back. He was so scratched that he laughed and cried Distracted and said to the system: "Chu Lan in the last life also likes to tickle, it's amazing."
Consciously block the system to avoid being fed dog food: "..."
Still being stuffed with dog food, how angry.
It began to think seriously about whether the system can fall in love.
It suddenly occurred to me that the system 111 he admired was the most upgraded, fastest and highest system among all the systems, and the high-end functions it possessed were beyond the reach of other systems. , tall, handsome and mighty, rich, beautiful and capable.
System 233 felt that his non-existent face began to flush slightly.
Autumn is here, and it is the season when the heart of spring sprouts.
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