How I Survived in Transmigration with My Ghost Hubby

"I said, are you really not going to be melted away?" Ji Ran stared at Lu Zhen without daring to blink, for fear that in the blink of an eye, the person would completely turn into light ions and dissipate, "You soul Your body is still weak, I can't even see your face clearly."

But no, I felt like I could still see traces of blood and tears on my face a moment ago, but now my face is so blurred that I can't see anything, and I can still see the color and outline of the clothes on my body, but the fringes are beginning to blur.

"According to your fading speed, maybe you won't be able to wait for me to masturbate, and you will be gone." Because of the special injury site, Ji Ran could only sit on the head of the bed with his legs wide open after bandaging. Covering the hem of his coat to hide his ugliness, he stared at the unique 'mummy' brother and worried, "Hey, it will take two or three days for the scab to scab. It shouldn't affect you if you are careful after scabbing, but you can't wait. Come on, what should we do? Brother Zhen, don't be bored, but just say something, making me and the emperor feel as if the eunuchs are not in a hurry."

"Don't worry." Not only did Lu Zhen's voice fade into smoke, but his voice was a little ethereal.

"Can I not worry about this? If you don't think about it, you will be gone!" Ji Ran yelled anxiously, "If you dare to disappear, try it. If you disappear immediately, I will change it right away... No, I will Immediately marry a wife and take a concubine, my young master, I will hug you from left to right, believe it or not! Fuck, what kind of weird thing is that shitty broken bell? I just deliberately kicked my life, this vicious bastard thing, you better not fall into my hands, otherwise I will definitely carve turtles on his thing! I..."

The more Ji Ran scolded, the more excited he became, and the more he said the more outrageous, Lu Zhen hurriedly interrupted him with coughing twice, "Okay, okay, I'm really fine, if I want to protect my soul, I must reduce my state to the minimum, so that the spiritual power will be exhausted. It will be less, and there will be no problem for three to five days, but revenge is okay, but don’t even think about carving a turtle for someone’s life. If you really touch this hand, I think I can’t help but make him change Eunuch, besides that shriveled old cucumber is not disgusting enough, it might as well be chopped clean."

Ji Ran: "..."

He can still talk harshly, it seems that he really doesn't have to worry about it.

"You, can you really hold on?" Even so, Ji Ran asked again worriedly.

"Yeah." Lu Zhen nodded.

After getting an affirmative answer, Ji Ran felt a little relieved.But this heart is let go, but it doesn't mean that he can calm down. Thinking of Princess Yuning's shameless and domineering actions several times, Ji Ran can't wait to kill that woman. At the same time, because she is the emperor's sister, it is inevitable. He began to vent his anger, and even became dissatisfied with the emperor.

This dissatisfaction made him not in the mood to work his life for this shit emperor.

After thinking about it, I couldn't hold back the idea of ​​resigning from office.Because it's so boring for this bullshit official farmer to do, and now he is still used in the Great Southern Dynasty. The emperor's sister is unscrupulous as a demon. If it is useless, why don't brothers and sisters kill donkeys together?

Rather than waiting until then to end in misery, it is better to resign now and run away. If it is not possible, you can live a good life by finding a place to live in seclusion.

However, before he could put this idea into action, the emperor came to his door.

When the emperor came to the door, Ji Ran lay flat and pretended to be dead without saying a word, "Just say that I am seriously injured and unconscious, so I can't pick him up."

"Uh..." Old Liu's face froze, why did he say, "My lord, is this not good?"

Lu Zhen also said on the side, "It's not good, the emperor's majesty, how can the subjects be offended."

"But I..." Ji Ran was right when he thought about it, but looking at his own appearance, he really couldn't afford to lose that person, "But I don't have the face to accept him like this." After thinking about it, Ji Ran still said, "Then I still have to pretend to be weak, so that when he comes in, I can at most get out of bed and kneel down, at least I don’t have to walk sideways like a crab.”

Lao Liu subconsciously looked at Ji Ran down the road, raised his hand to wipe his sweat, and felt that there was nothing he could do, so he bowed and went out.

When Lao Liu went out, Ji Ran immediately pulled over and covered his waist with a quilt, his eyelids drooped, and he turned into a dying and sick man in an instant.

Lu Zhen couldn't help laughing while watching, "It's exaggerated."

"Then what should I do?" Ji Ran sat up again after thinking about it, leaning against the head of the bed with his head down, drooping his eyelids weakly, "How about this?"

"Ahem." Lu Zhen coughed dryly, "Actually, it really doesn't have to be like this."

As soon as the voice fell, the door was knocked. Before Ji Ran had time to continue posing, the door creaked and pushed open. The first to step through the door was the emperor in bright yellow dragon robes. Following Ren Changfu, Lao Liu bowed and stood outside the door.

Due to the tight schedule, Ji Ran couldn't make any poses in advance, so he could only improvise.

"Your majesty..." Ji Ran was about to get off the bed, "My minister..."

really……

The emperor stopped him in time, "Ji Aiqing is in poor health and cannot move, so you can skip the salute."

"Thank you, Your Majesty." Ji Ran was secretly happy in his heart, but his face was sad and respectful, "Your Majesty, the matter of the Tongque Terrace today, I am so distressed! The dark marriage with General Lu was bestowed by the Emperor. To be married to an undead is already... but now Princess Yuning has repeatedly...how can I be in such a situation?"

Ji Ran's words are half true and half false, but the anger in his heart is true.The emperor came here specially, it must not be as simple as being sympathetic to his courtiers, it must have come for Princess Yuning, after all, the girl is not as good as she is, she is her own sister, how can she really kill her relatives and deal with her, what kind of emperor broke the law and the same crime as the common people, just to say People listen.

"This..." The emperor was indeed asking for favors from Yuning. When Ji Ran said this, he really couldn't open his mouth. After a while, he said, "Yuning really went too far this time, Ji Aiqing Don't worry, I will never cover up and condone. As the saying goes, the emperor violated the law and committed the same crime as the common people. This matter must be explained to Ji Aiqing. Yuning's temper is stubborn, and it is time to find a good husband's family to take care of it. I have already found a family. Let them get married in the next day, and give Ji Aiqing a clean life. As for the monster, Aiqing is also relieved, I have already ordered the beheading to be shown to the public, let's see who dares to deceive the public in the future."

This... is to put all the responsibility on the bull-nosed Taoist priest, and the culprit is nothing.What's the matter with marrying, that's a princess, as long as she wants to, she can do everything in the world, and no one can control her. If she really wants to talk about her status, her parents-in-law have to kneel down to the princess's daughter-in-law. How can she expect a husband's family to control her?

"What the emperor said is that the minister really likes the quiet, and is not used to the hustle and bustle of the capital. It seems that not everyone can do this Beijing official. How can he be compared with the students who are studying hard in the poor window." Ji Ran His eyebrows were lowered and his eyes were pleasing to the eye, and the corners of his mouth were curled into a smile, but the smile didn't reach his eyes.

"Aiqing's words are serious..."

"Your majesty." Ji Ran interrupted the emperor, looked up into his eyes with a firm expression, "Ji Ran is not expected to be an official, he has failed the emperor's high hopes, please forgive me."

The emperor heard the implication, and frowned slightly, "Is that according to Ji Aiqing's intention?"

"I am ashamed of accepting the position of a farmer doctor, so I can only resign and apologize." Ji Ran said.

The emperor's face darkened, "Ji Ran, do you know what you are doing? How dare you resign and threaten me!"

"The emperor is angry!" Ji Ran turned over and got off the bed this time, the emperor did not stop him, and even took a step back to make room, so he could only bite the bullet and knelt down enduring the pain, "I dare not threaten the emperor, it's just... "

"Of course you dare!" The emperor looked solemn, "Because you are dissatisfied with my treatment of Yuning!"

Marriage is a fart!

Ji Ran's eyes were mocking, but he just lowered his head so no one could see his emotions.

The emperor sighed, and then eased his tone, "Ji Ran, Yuning, she went too far this time, but she was shut down and fined, and the military power in her hand was also forcibly taken away, regardless of her objections." If you insist on marrying her, what else do you want? Do you really want to see me execute her before you are willing?"

Ji Ran was silent.

The emperor said, "Ji Ran, Yu Ning's crime is not to die, so let's forgive others."

"I should say this, right?" Ji Ran raised his head expressionlessly, "Forgive others and forgive others, why would Princess Yuning let me let Lu Zhen go? The emperor devoted himself to the Southern Dynasty, and then he suffered such a great shame and humiliation, should I still thank the Lord Long En?"

"Ji Ran!" The emperor was really angry now, "If you want to avoid death, I will give you the gold medal. What else do you want? Do you want to give you another Shangfang sword, so that Yuning will mess with you again next time? You were stabbed by a sword?!"

"Oh, next time?" Ji Ran stopped kneeling and stood up with difficulty holding the edge of the bed, "Look, you yourself, the emperor, can't guarantee that the punishment this time will completely prevent the same thing from happening again. Why do you want me, Ji Ran, to sacrifice my life? The royal family is the master of the people of the entire Great Southern Dynasty, and it is the sky, but the emperor must not forget, there is no people without people, where is the world, water can carry a boat or capsize it!"

"You, you..." The emperor was so angry that his hands trembled, "You are so courageous, you know, if it were someone else, I would have given him to death long ago, do you really think that you can despise the emperor's prestige by being arrogant?" ?!"

"I just know how to plant a few mu of land, where did I get it?" Ji Ran said, "If the emperor wants to spread the word about greenhouse planting, I am willing to write down the planting method in a book before resigning and returning home."

I have to say that Ji Ran's words really touched the emperor's heart, but compared to the vegetable greenhouse, he was more interested in Ji Ran. After all, the prosperity of agriculture is not just as simple as vegetables, but One thing he has to admit is that Princess Yuning is indeed an annoying and headache existence. Originally, he planned to lock her up for a while to teach her a lesson, but the Queen Mother was relentless. He was caught in the middle by an emperor, really... …

The emperor was so entangled in his heart that no one could cure him, he calmed down for a long time, but he said arrogantly, "Don't think about resigning from office, I won't allow it!" After a pause, he said, "As for Yuning, you have to be honest... …I canonize the son of Yunzhao as the king of the opposite sex immediately, and give the land of Fuling, which is thousands of miles away from the capital, so even if Yuning still doesn't give up, he doesn't have that condition."

Ji Ran originally heard the emperor clamoring that he was not allowed to resign and slandered the other party's scoundrels, but when he heard the decision later, he was shocked, his eyes widened in disbelief and he forgot to respond.

For the sake of a courtier, actually assigning the princess to him, this...

Is Ji Ran really so hot?

The emperor did not continue to speak, and glanced at Ji Ran down the three roads, his eyes flashed, and he turned his head and told Ren Changfu, "You will call the Imperial Physician Sun to show Master Ji, the place is fragile, don't leave any root of the disease That's good."

"Yes." Ren Changfu bowed in response.

Before anyone could respond, the emperor had already turned around and left with big strides.