How I Survived in Transmigration with My Ghost Hubby
Chapter 110 The Adorable Scythe Mr.
A good night's sleep in the room can also hurt the heart, this kind of thing can't be explained to others.
So Ji Ran didn't call for anyone, but just poured clean water to deal with it, then went to open a few windows, and lay down on the bed with the sickle in his arms.
This hug, to be honest, is really a terrible requirement, and it also puts a special test on the skills of this hug. If you want to hug, you have to avoid the edge. Ji Ran has never slept so badly.But I don't know if I was tired after tossing around for a long time. I thought I would not be able to fall asleep, but after lying down for a while, I fell into a deep sleep.
No dream until dawn, Ji Ran was woken up by knocking on the door the next day.
Sitting up in a daze, thinking about what happened last night, I thought it was a dream, but when I turned my head and saw the sickle on the pillow, it felt real.However, Lu Zhen changed into a sickle, even after sleeping, he still felt a little silly.
Knock knock knock!
Another knock on the door brought Ji Ran back to his senses.
"What's the matter?" Responding, Ji Ran had already got off the bed, took the clothes hanging on the screen and put them on.
"My lord, it's almost noon. Are you still going to the gate of the city today? The driver has been waiting for a long time, but I'm not sure if my lord will go, so I asked my servant to ask." Old Liu's voice came from outside the door.
Ji Ran paused for a while when he was dressing, and turned his head to look at the scythe laying quietly on the pillow, "I won't go, but I have to go out. I'll go to the Department of Agricultural Education today. I'll be out in a while. Tell the coachman to wait a little longer." .”
"Yes." Old Liu replied, and the sound of leaving footsteps sounded outside the door.
Ji Ran neatly dressed, went inside to wash first, went out to find a piece of black cloth, walked to the bed and wrapped the sickle, "Brother Zhen, this cloth is ugly, but it is very clean, I will take you now When you go out, feel wronged and stay inside first."
It's been a while since I went to the Department of Agricultural Education, and it's a bit unreasonable not to go again. Now that Lu Zhen is in his hands, he can finally calm down, so he plans to take him with him to the Yamen.
Lu Zhen buzzed twice to express her dissatisfaction, but she didn't object too much, she was wrapped up by Ji Ran calmly, and went out with it close to her body.
I don't want to just jump off the carriage and move towards the mountain head, oh, no, it was Zhao Shizi who bumped into it, and Ji Ran managed to stop in time so that he didn't hit it like an egg hitting a rock.
"Master Ji!" Zhao Yu had no intention of stopping at all, and ran over with his fat body on his back. If Ji Ran hadn't reacted quickly and sideways to get out of the way, he would have hit his back on all fours. Stopping in his tracks, Zhao Yu panted and asked, "Brother Bai, no, Bai, did Prime Minister Bai come to your place?"
The corner of Ji Ran's mouth twitched, but he still said, "No." But he couldn't help complaining in his heart: After the crisis is over, are these two people starting to chase each other again?
"Ah?" The fat on Zhao Yu's face was almost squeezed into a ball, "Didn't you come? There is no one in the prime minister's mansion, and there is no one in the palace, so where did he go?"
this problem……
Ji Ran couldn't answer, so he could only watch silently.
"That's fine." Zhao Yu immediately became dejected, "Then... I'll look elsewhere."
Seeing him like this, Ji Ran couldn't help feeling sympathetic, hesitated a little, and called out to Zhao Yu who was about to get into the carriage, and considered his tone, "His Royal Highness, have you ever thought about losing weight for Bai Xiang? Master Zhao Hou is still handsome and handsome in middle age, you are his son, if you can lose weight, you must be a handsome man, maybe when the time comes, Bai Xiang will be dumbfounded and chase you away."
When Zhao Yu heard this, he stopped when he got into the carriage.
Looking at it from a distance, Ji Ran was actually worried that losing weight would stimulate the other party's self-esteem. Although he didn't feel that Zhao Yu's character was so bad after getting along with him, since outsiders have rumored that he has a flammable temper and is difficult to get along with, it must be no trouble. , I am at best opportunistic, using food to win the other party's favor. If the bald mouth makes the other party angry, I am really uncertain about the consequences.
Seeing Zhao Yu turning around slowly, Ji Ran subconsciously thought of regret.Hey, I shouldn't talk too much.
However, Zhao Yu's reaction was unexpected, he was not angry.Ji Ran didn't know how he could see the bright spots in those squinted eyes, anyway, he felt that Zhao Yu looked at him brighter than a puppy.
Sure enough, Zhao Yu ran back tremblingly as soon as his fat body twitched, and grabbed Ji Ran's shoulders with both hands, "You, are you serious?"
Ji Ran shrank his shoulders grasped by his bear's paw, and nodded stiffly.
"Then, does Master Ji have..." Zhao Yu frowned and thought for a long time, "A good meal recipe that can satisfy your appetite and lose weight?"
Ji Ran: "..."
Did you say that the power of love is infinite?What about a man who is said to be a man who pleases himself?Why don't you forget to eat when you lose weight?
"Have you? Have you?" Seeing that Ji Ran was in a daze and didn't answer, Zhao Yu suddenly became anxious, grabbed his shoulder and shook him vigorously.
"Yes!" Ji Ran yelled, restraining someone from torturing him, and then said, "There are ways to lose weight, and there are diets to help lose weight, but His Royal Highness has to practice it personally."
Zhao Yu paused, but without you letting go of Ji Ran, he still grabbed his shoulder and asked excitedly, "Are you serious?"
Ji Ran nodded.
"How do you do it yourself?" Zhao Yu hurriedly asked.
"It's just..." Ji Ran pointed his head to look at the position of his shoulder, "Let go first."
When Zhao Yu heard this, Ji Ran, who immediately let go, stepped back two steps, with a pious appearance of humbly asking for advice.
Ji Ran looked funny, but still said, "Exercise."
"Huh?" Zhao Yu was taken aback, "Sports?"
"Yes." Ji Ran nodded, "If His Royal Highness wants to lose weight, he has to eat less and exercise more."
When he heard that he wanted to eat less, Zhao Yu immediately showed disappointment, annoyed and hopeless after being played by Ji Ran.
Ji Ran knew that even if he used his trump card, "Bai Xiang said, he only liked Shizi when he was young, but he was thin, pretty, and good-looking. Now when he looks at you now, he always feels that the good times when he was a child are like Huang Liang. Meng, because of Shizi's current weight, it's really not the type he likes."
Zhao Yu's face darkened, and he looked at Ji Ran with unkind eyes.
"Since ancient times, loyal words have been harsh to my ears. I only said these things because of my son as a friend. If my son finds it harsh and unpleasant, then just pretend I didn't say it." After a pause, Ji Ran said, "But don't blame me for not reminding you , Bai Xiang has already passed the age of marriage, why is he always single, Hou Ye has an accident, and for whom is he rushing around? After so many years, can't you see his expectations, his waiting? Everyone's waiting It can't be indefinite, there will always be a time when all patience is used up, and if Bai Xiang is to marry someone else at that time, it will be too late for the son to wake up."
Bai Muyan's marriage was indeed Zhao Yu's weakness, he was full of anger and instantly lost his temper.But he couldn't bear to lose face, so he still stared at Ji Ran.
Seeing it in Ji Ran's eyes, it was also funny, everyone said that this Zhao Yu had a fiery temper, and it really exploded at one point, but if this Zhao Yu was a raging fire, then Bai Muyan was a sweet spring, and they all said that water and fire are incompatible, but these two seem to have become complementary.
"His Royal Highness, think about it carefully. If you think about it, you can come to me. For the sake of our friends, I will help you." Ji Ran raised his hand and wanted to pat Zhao Yu's shoulder, but it was too much for him to face the mountain. The pressure was too great, so he took it back and cupped his hands, "I'm going to the office now, excuse me."
Ji Ran stopped talking nonsense, and before Zhao Yu came back to his senses, he bypassed him and went down the stone steps and got into another carriage.
The carriage staggered on the road, Ji Ran opened the curtain and leaned out of the window to look back, and saw Zhao Yu followed him as if in a trance, still stuck there motionless.Smiling and shaking his head, he put down the curtain and turned around to finish.
The sickle next to you was vibrating restlessly, Ji Ran was stunned for a moment, and hurriedly reached out to take it out. As soon as the cloth bag was opened, the sickle jumped to the side with a clang.
"Brother Zhen, what are you doing?" Seeing the scythe huddled in the corner, Ji Ran looked down wonderingly.
The scythe was about to be engraved when it stood up, but Ji Ran thought of something and stopped him, "Hey, don't engrave, it's not good for others to see you like this, hold back what you want to say, and I'll buy you some mud bricks when I pass by the busy city. What you want to say, just carve it on the mud bricks."
The sickle fell down with a bang, and continued to lie in the corner to make a... quiet beautiful sickle.
Ji Ran looked at it for a while without a word, only thinking that it refused to stay in the cloth bag and wanted to come out to breathe, so he ignored it and turned his head to one side.
However, the scythe suddenly slammed down on the car twice, and when Ji Ran looked back, the tremor vibrated slightly, and he still stood up.
Ji Ran realized what he was doing, and before he could make a sound to stop it, the scythe started to carve.
"It's a pity, you can't dual cultivation."
After reading those words over and over again, Ji Ran was speechless.
"This has turned into a sickle, and you still want lust? Brother Zhen, you can do it!"
After finishing speaking, Ji Ran burst into laughter.
But after thinking about it, Lu Zhen has been away for a long time. In fact, it's strange for me to be a monk for so long. It's good that Lu Zhen didn't mention it.However, when he looked at Mr. Sickle again, Ji Ran was instantly sad.
What made him even more sad was that it was just such a thought, and there was a tendency to rise somewhere.
It's really...it can't be better.
Ji Ran adjusted the hem of the robe in front of him uncomfortably, and secretly decided that when he took a bath at night, he would masturbate and release it, so as not to hold back any bad hidden diseases.
Just as he was in embarrassment, he turned around and saw Mr. Lian Dao brushing away the words he had engraved just now.
Looking at the messy nicks, Ji Ran's eyebrows twitched. If the driver finds out, will the dealer claim compensation?In other words, is it really good to damage public property like this?
No matter how chaotic Ji Ran was, he still asked the coachman to stop when passing through the downtown area, and gave him money to help him buy a few mud bricks before continuing to drive to the Agricultural Education Department.
As soon as the mud brick was bought, Mr. Lian Dao couldn't help but jumped up and started to carve the words, "You went out today without eating, aren't you hungry?"
Ji Ran even guessed and guessed, but he actually recognized all the characters in this line, which is gratifying and congratulatory. He thinks that if he continues like this, one day he will know more and more ancient characters, and he will be able to get rid of illiteracy.
"Fortunately, I'm not hungry, and it's the same when I get to the Department of Agricultural Education." Ji Ran said.
Mr. Lian Dao cut off a layer of the lettering on the mud brick, and continued to write, "You can read."
Ji Ran rolled his eyes, "I'm blind."
Cut it off and carve it again, "I will teach you later."
Ji Ran looked at these words but fell into deep thought, yes, I have been illiterate for so long, why didn't I think of finding a gentleman to teach me how to read?
So Ji Ran didn't call for anyone, but just poured clean water to deal with it, then went to open a few windows, and lay down on the bed with the sickle in his arms.
This hug, to be honest, is really a terrible requirement, and it also puts a special test on the skills of this hug. If you want to hug, you have to avoid the edge. Ji Ran has never slept so badly.But I don't know if I was tired after tossing around for a long time. I thought I would not be able to fall asleep, but after lying down for a while, I fell into a deep sleep.
No dream until dawn, Ji Ran was woken up by knocking on the door the next day.
Sitting up in a daze, thinking about what happened last night, I thought it was a dream, but when I turned my head and saw the sickle on the pillow, it felt real.However, Lu Zhen changed into a sickle, even after sleeping, he still felt a little silly.
Knock knock knock!
Another knock on the door brought Ji Ran back to his senses.
"What's the matter?" Responding, Ji Ran had already got off the bed, took the clothes hanging on the screen and put them on.
"My lord, it's almost noon. Are you still going to the gate of the city today? The driver has been waiting for a long time, but I'm not sure if my lord will go, so I asked my servant to ask." Old Liu's voice came from outside the door.
Ji Ran paused for a while when he was dressing, and turned his head to look at the scythe laying quietly on the pillow, "I won't go, but I have to go out. I'll go to the Department of Agricultural Education today. I'll be out in a while. Tell the coachman to wait a little longer." .”
"Yes." Old Liu replied, and the sound of leaving footsteps sounded outside the door.
Ji Ran neatly dressed, went inside to wash first, went out to find a piece of black cloth, walked to the bed and wrapped the sickle, "Brother Zhen, this cloth is ugly, but it is very clean, I will take you now When you go out, feel wronged and stay inside first."
It's been a while since I went to the Department of Agricultural Education, and it's a bit unreasonable not to go again. Now that Lu Zhen is in his hands, he can finally calm down, so he plans to take him with him to the Yamen.
Lu Zhen buzzed twice to express her dissatisfaction, but she didn't object too much, she was wrapped up by Ji Ran calmly, and went out with it close to her body.
I don't want to just jump off the carriage and move towards the mountain head, oh, no, it was Zhao Shizi who bumped into it, and Ji Ran managed to stop in time so that he didn't hit it like an egg hitting a rock.
"Master Ji!" Zhao Yu had no intention of stopping at all, and ran over with his fat body on his back. If Ji Ran hadn't reacted quickly and sideways to get out of the way, he would have hit his back on all fours. Stopping in his tracks, Zhao Yu panted and asked, "Brother Bai, no, Bai, did Prime Minister Bai come to your place?"
The corner of Ji Ran's mouth twitched, but he still said, "No." But he couldn't help complaining in his heart: After the crisis is over, are these two people starting to chase each other again?
"Ah?" The fat on Zhao Yu's face was almost squeezed into a ball, "Didn't you come? There is no one in the prime minister's mansion, and there is no one in the palace, so where did he go?"
this problem……
Ji Ran couldn't answer, so he could only watch silently.
"That's fine." Zhao Yu immediately became dejected, "Then... I'll look elsewhere."
Seeing him like this, Ji Ran couldn't help feeling sympathetic, hesitated a little, and called out to Zhao Yu who was about to get into the carriage, and considered his tone, "His Royal Highness, have you ever thought about losing weight for Bai Xiang? Master Zhao Hou is still handsome and handsome in middle age, you are his son, if you can lose weight, you must be a handsome man, maybe when the time comes, Bai Xiang will be dumbfounded and chase you away."
When Zhao Yu heard this, he stopped when he got into the carriage.
Looking at it from a distance, Ji Ran was actually worried that losing weight would stimulate the other party's self-esteem. Although he didn't feel that Zhao Yu's character was so bad after getting along with him, since outsiders have rumored that he has a flammable temper and is difficult to get along with, it must be no trouble. , I am at best opportunistic, using food to win the other party's favor. If the bald mouth makes the other party angry, I am really uncertain about the consequences.
Seeing Zhao Yu turning around slowly, Ji Ran subconsciously thought of regret.Hey, I shouldn't talk too much.
However, Zhao Yu's reaction was unexpected, he was not angry.Ji Ran didn't know how he could see the bright spots in those squinted eyes, anyway, he felt that Zhao Yu looked at him brighter than a puppy.
Sure enough, Zhao Yu ran back tremblingly as soon as his fat body twitched, and grabbed Ji Ran's shoulders with both hands, "You, are you serious?"
Ji Ran shrank his shoulders grasped by his bear's paw, and nodded stiffly.
"Then, does Master Ji have..." Zhao Yu frowned and thought for a long time, "A good meal recipe that can satisfy your appetite and lose weight?"
Ji Ran: "..."
Did you say that the power of love is infinite?What about a man who is said to be a man who pleases himself?Why don't you forget to eat when you lose weight?
"Have you? Have you?" Seeing that Ji Ran was in a daze and didn't answer, Zhao Yu suddenly became anxious, grabbed his shoulder and shook him vigorously.
"Yes!" Ji Ran yelled, restraining someone from torturing him, and then said, "There are ways to lose weight, and there are diets to help lose weight, but His Royal Highness has to practice it personally."
Zhao Yu paused, but without you letting go of Ji Ran, he still grabbed his shoulder and asked excitedly, "Are you serious?"
Ji Ran nodded.
"How do you do it yourself?" Zhao Yu hurriedly asked.
"It's just..." Ji Ran pointed his head to look at the position of his shoulder, "Let go first."
When Zhao Yu heard this, Ji Ran, who immediately let go, stepped back two steps, with a pious appearance of humbly asking for advice.
Ji Ran looked funny, but still said, "Exercise."
"Huh?" Zhao Yu was taken aback, "Sports?"
"Yes." Ji Ran nodded, "If His Royal Highness wants to lose weight, he has to eat less and exercise more."
When he heard that he wanted to eat less, Zhao Yu immediately showed disappointment, annoyed and hopeless after being played by Ji Ran.
Ji Ran knew that even if he used his trump card, "Bai Xiang said, he only liked Shizi when he was young, but he was thin, pretty, and good-looking. Now when he looks at you now, he always feels that the good times when he was a child are like Huang Liang. Meng, because of Shizi's current weight, it's really not the type he likes."
Zhao Yu's face darkened, and he looked at Ji Ran with unkind eyes.
"Since ancient times, loyal words have been harsh to my ears. I only said these things because of my son as a friend. If my son finds it harsh and unpleasant, then just pretend I didn't say it." After a pause, Ji Ran said, "But don't blame me for not reminding you , Bai Xiang has already passed the age of marriage, why is he always single, Hou Ye has an accident, and for whom is he rushing around? After so many years, can't you see his expectations, his waiting? Everyone's waiting It can't be indefinite, there will always be a time when all patience is used up, and if Bai Xiang is to marry someone else at that time, it will be too late for the son to wake up."
Bai Muyan's marriage was indeed Zhao Yu's weakness, he was full of anger and instantly lost his temper.But he couldn't bear to lose face, so he still stared at Ji Ran.
Seeing it in Ji Ran's eyes, it was also funny, everyone said that this Zhao Yu had a fiery temper, and it really exploded at one point, but if this Zhao Yu was a raging fire, then Bai Muyan was a sweet spring, and they all said that water and fire are incompatible, but these two seem to have become complementary.
"His Royal Highness, think about it carefully. If you think about it, you can come to me. For the sake of our friends, I will help you." Ji Ran raised his hand and wanted to pat Zhao Yu's shoulder, but it was too much for him to face the mountain. The pressure was too great, so he took it back and cupped his hands, "I'm going to the office now, excuse me."
Ji Ran stopped talking nonsense, and before Zhao Yu came back to his senses, he bypassed him and went down the stone steps and got into another carriage.
The carriage staggered on the road, Ji Ran opened the curtain and leaned out of the window to look back, and saw Zhao Yu followed him as if in a trance, still stuck there motionless.Smiling and shaking his head, he put down the curtain and turned around to finish.
The sickle next to you was vibrating restlessly, Ji Ran was stunned for a moment, and hurriedly reached out to take it out. As soon as the cloth bag was opened, the sickle jumped to the side with a clang.
"Brother Zhen, what are you doing?" Seeing the scythe huddled in the corner, Ji Ran looked down wonderingly.
The scythe was about to be engraved when it stood up, but Ji Ran thought of something and stopped him, "Hey, don't engrave, it's not good for others to see you like this, hold back what you want to say, and I'll buy you some mud bricks when I pass by the busy city. What you want to say, just carve it on the mud bricks."
The sickle fell down with a bang, and continued to lie in the corner to make a... quiet beautiful sickle.
Ji Ran looked at it for a while without a word, only thinking that it refused to stay in the cloth bag and wanted to come out to breathe, so he ignored it and turned his head to one side.
However, the scythe suddenly slammed down on the car twice, and when Ji Ran looked back, the tremor vibrated slightly, and he still stood up.
Ji Ran realized what he was doing, and before he could make a sound to stop it, the scythe started to carve.
"It's a pity, you can't dual cultivation."
After reading those words over and over again, Ji Ran was speechless.
"This has turned into a sickle, and you still want lust? Brother Zhen, you can do it!"
After finishing speaking, Ji Ran burst into laughter.
But after thinking about it, Lu Zhen has been away for a long time. In fact, it's strange for me to be a monk for so long. It's good that Lu Zhen didn't mention it.However, when he looked at Mr. Sickle again, Ji Ran was instantly sad.
What made him even more sad was that it was just such a thought, and there was a tendency to rise somewhere.
It's really...it can't be better.
Ji Ran adjusted the hem of the robe in front of him uncomfortably, and secretly decided that when he took a bath at night, he would masturbate and release it, so as not to hold back any bad hidden diseases.
Just as he was in embarrassment, he turned around and saw Mr. Lian Dao brushing away the words he had engraved just now.
Looking at the messy nicks, Ji Ran's eyebrows twitched. If the driver finds out, will the dealer claim compensation?In other words, is it really good to damage public property like this?
No matter how chaotic Ji Ran was, he still asked the coachman to stop when passing through the downtown area, and gave him money to help him buy a few mud bricks before continuing to drive to the Agricultural Education Department.
As soon as the mud brick was bought, Mr. Lian Dao couldn't help but jumped up and started to carve the words, "You went out today without eating, aren't you hungry?"
Ji Ran even guessed and guessed, but he actually recognized all the characters in this line, which is gratifying and congratulatory. He thinks that if he continues like this, one day he will know more and more ancient characters, and he will be able to get rid of illiteracy.
"Fortunately, I'm not hungry, and it's the same when I get to the Department of Agricultural Education." Ji Ran said.
Mr. Lian Dao cut off a layer of the lettering on the mud brick, and continued to write, "You can read."
Ji Ran rolled his eyes, "I'm blind."
Cut it off and carve it again, "I will teach you later."
Ji Ran looked at these words but fell into deep thought, yes, I have been illiterate for so long, why didn't I think of finding a gentleman to teach me how to read?
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