Beast Kindergarten

Shen Baizhou felt that he might have lived the longest day in his life.

No one can describe how one's skin and flesh are disintegrated inch by inch, healed again, collapsed and healed again... I don't know how many times this cycle is like, and I can't get anything out of putting this question on the Internet. Answer.

Firstly, no one would torment themselves like this, secondly, even if someone challenged the limits of medical treatment like this, they would have been sent to a mental hospital for treatment by doctors and nurses, and thirdly, based on Shen Baizhou's experience just now, those who experienced it would probably die.Shen Baizhou is the No. 1 person in history who has experienced such an experience and is still alive. When the most severe pain suddenly eased, he immediately fell asleep and was so tired that he didn't want to wake up.

But I don't know if it's an illusion, he fell into a drowsy sleep, and always heard someone crying in his ear, which made him very upset.Shen Moyi had never cried like this before when he was dying, and he didn't know which worthless person cried like this.

He wanted to get up and curse a few words, but his body kept sending out signals that he wanted to sleep. Shen Baizhou only struggled for half a second before falling into the arms of the sleepy god.

It's a big deal to talk about after waking up, and everything else is nonsense before waking up.

When Ao Guang came over with the food, Qi Fanliu was transforming into its original form, shrunk a lot, and licked Shen Baizhou's face.

"..." Ao Guang was speechless, "Are you so hungry? Mister is still asleep, you can eat it." After becoming an adult and digesting all the genetic memories, Ao Guang is no longer the innocent and kind little dragon he used to be. Looking at Qi Fanliu is simply sexual harassment!

Qi Fanliu licked the last place clean, jumped down and turned into a human form, and said, "What are you thinking? Mr. Bai Ze said, this is helping Mr. clean."

Ao Guang thought for a long time but couldn't figure out how such a reliable beast like Bai Ze couldn't say such a thing, so he couldn't help asking, "Why did she tell you?"

Qi Fanliu thought for a while and said, "When you can't give him a bath, you should lick his fur more, otherwise his long hair will stink easily."

Ao Guang: "... Mr. Bai Ze said that she licked Bai Li's hair, right?"

Qi Fan said: "Is it different? Mister has not woken up for so many days, and his body is also dirty."

Ao Guang was anxious: "Can it be the same?" One is a mother who licks her son, and this son is still underage, and he can't change his human form.The other... He won't talk about the other one, there will be ghosts in the same way!

Qi Fanliu shrugged his shoulders: "I've finished licking. When will sir wake up..."

Ao Guang rolled his eyes at him, and said: "It looks like it's coming soon, the spiritual energy on Mr.'s body has fallen to the level of a normal Da Luo Jinxian, and he should be able to wake up when three flowers are condensed. My father said."

That day after Luo Hui went to chat with the three elders, Longfeng, Qilin, and Qisheng, Aoxi and Phoenix all came to see Shen Baizhou.Taking it for granted, Qi Fanliu guarded the door and didn't let anyone in.

In his eyes, these are the culprits who almost killed his husband. If he doesn't get thrown out, Shen Baizhou has taught him well, and he wants to go in again?Not to mention the door, even a mouse hole can be blocked by him.

At that time, Qi Fanliu's eyes were red from anxiety because of Shen Baizhou's angry appearance, and his already red eyes made it really sad to see him, and it felt like he could cry in the next second, who He didn't dare to go up against Qi Fanliu.

What if I did cry?Although the divine beast is not as unreasonable as the fierce beast, but there is nothing good about it. If you see something embarrassing, why don't you stop talking?

In the end, it was Luo Hu who came over to let Qi Fanliu step aside to open the door.

"Don't want me to see when your husband wakes up?"

He stabbed Qi Fanliu's wound with a knife, and said with a dark face: "If you don't see it, don't come here anymore."

Luo Hu gave a "tsk", "Qisheng, your son's education is not very good."

Qisheng smiled awkwardly: "I..."

Qi Fanliu said, "He never educated me."

Qisheng laughed even more awkwardly.

But Luo Hu didn't say anything else, went in to check on Shen Baizhou's situation, and found that he couldn't perform his own kung fu, so he used his own mana to bring the fresh mana in his body to run for three weeks before he came out.

"Aoxi's mana is gentle, so give Shun Shun the aura that has not been absorbed in his body." After leaving such a sentence, Luo Hu left.

After all, he is a Demon Lord, and he has a lot of things to do. Being able to save Shen Baizhou's life is already a good relationship with Qi Sheng and the others.Now that Shen Baizhou's life is not in danger, he will retire.

And Aoxi also diligently came to work every day to clock in, helping Shen Baizhou sort out the mana that he could not absorb in his body.No one knows more about Shen Baizhou's physical condition than Aoxi.

However, because Qi Fanliu and Qi Sheng didn't match each other, Ao Xi couldn't get used to this impolite youngster, and usually didn't say anything to Qi Fanliu, relying on Ao Guang's retelling.

But obviously Qi Fanliu doesn't care about this, just ask Ao Guang if you have anything to ask: "When will you wake up, sir?"

Ao Guang said: "I don't know, two or three months if it's slow, today if it's fast..."

"Today?" Qi Fanliu asked, "Can I wake up today?"

Ao Guang rubbed his eyes: "Turn your head and look, did you move?"

"Really?" Qi Fanliu turned his head hopefully, but found that Shen Baizhou was still the same, lying there unchanged, looking as if he was asleep.

"No." He sighed in disappointment.My husband used to sleep very regularly, not more than ten hours at most, but now he has slept for so long, when will he wake up.

Ao Guang was also very regretful: "Maybe I was wrong. Today Kong Xuan came to give Kong Rao an adult, and Feng Yi insisted on going to see it, so I won't accompany you."

Qi Fan said: "It's not necessary either."

Ao Guang rolled his eyes: "Every time you encounter something about your husband, you act as if you are occupying your daughter-in-law." In the past few days, I heard that Shen Baizhou has come to see a lot of beasts when he is sick, and even the cubs of fierce beasts Under great pressure, I came to sue some people—it was spring, and they should go back.But every time, they were blocked by Qi Fanliu, and they didn't even let them see it.

Qi Fan said: "That's what it is."

Ao Guang: "...well, pretend I didn't say anything. When Mr. wakes up, you can wait for someone to sue you."

Qi Fanliu didn't speak, and threw him out.

Those who deliberately provoke the relationship between him and his husband are enemies, and there is no need to show good looks at all.

After the room quieted down, Qi Fanliu took another towel made of animal hair, moistened it a bit, and wiped Shen Baizhou's face.This is not like the licking just now, the mouth is idle, so Qi Fanliu just babbled something to him.

"Sir, two days ago I... my father and Uncle Fenghuang went back, and Nine-Tailed Fox and Xuanwu came here instead. Xuanwu walked slowly, and Nine-Tailed Fox brought him here. Just now Ao Guang said that Kong Xuan also came, Sir, don’t you really want to see Kong Xuan’s real body? You can see it now when you wake up, he is much more beautiful than Kong Rao. Kong Rao’s tail is short and small, not as good as a pheasant’s. Rao said in front of her, otherwise she would scratch me to death."

"However, there is no distinction between male and female peacocks. They are very beautiful after being transformed into humans. Even though Kong Rao's body is generally not as good as a pheasant, it will turn around after becoming a human. Dapeng is probably going to have a headache."

"Also, Xuan Zhou Xuan Ye and the others turned into human forms yesterday, but what is strange is that they turned into two people!"

"...Then how about one more..."

"That's right, sir, I don't know, the Xuanwu family..." Qi Fan muttered and found something wrong.

"Sir?!" He looked down in surprise, Shen Baizhou was still motionless, Qi Fanliu sighed in disappointment, "I'm hearing hallucinations again? Hey, I'm really ashamed of you sir."

"...you take the cloth off my face."

Qi Fanliu froze for a moment, and hurriedly removed the towel that just covered Shen Baizhou's eyes, revealing Shen Baizhou's helpless eyes.

"Sir..." He murmured with shaking hands.

Shen Baizhou had an ominous premonition: "Don't hug me... ah..." The tone of the last word changed, from an imperative to a cry of pain.

"Fuck me's waist!" After being knocked down and rebuilt countless times, and after lying down for so long, Shen Baizhou felt that he was like a piece of walnut cake and could be shaken to pieces. Qi Fanliu still has such great strength If you hug him, his waist will be broken!

In the past, when Shen Baizhou yelled that he was in pain, Qi Fanliu could nervously give Shen Baizhou a full body check immediately, even a wound the size of a needle eye could be smelled by Qilin with a sensitive nose.But this time Shen Baizhou swears out of pain, Qi Fanliu doesn't let him go.

"Let me hug you again..." Qi Fanliu said in a low voice, "Sir, let me hug you again."

Shen Baizhou wanted to say that if you hugged me again, my waist would really break, but before he could open his mouth, he felt the wetness on his neck.

This little guy... is crying?

Realizing this, Shen Baizhou immediately became flustered: "Hey, don't cry, am I awake? Let me tell you, I feel really good right now. It's not a problem to live for 800 years. You...don't crying..."

"I didn't cry..." Qi Fanliu said sullenly, "I'm just scared... Sir, you've been asleep for a long time."

Shen Baizhou raised his hand and patted him on the back with difficulty: "Good boy, sir won't sleep for so long in the future." He couldn't even coax a child to cry, let alone an adult, and his comforting words were barren and unnutritious. It made me want to cry even more.

Qi Fanliu hugged him firmly and cried for half an hour before finally letting him go, looking carefully at Shen Baizhou's face, and said: "I haven't eaten for so long, sir has lost weight."

Although Shen Baizhou hasn't seen Qi Fanliu for a long time, he has been in a coma during this time, and he really doesn't have much idea of ​​the passage of time, and he doesn't know how long it has passed.But in his opinion, Qi Fanliu is really thin, with protruding cheekbones, coupled with the red eyes that are crying at this time, he looks like a poor little boy who is loved by no one.

...Although this poor little girl has very stiff muscles.

Shen Baizhou kissed him on the eyes softly: "It's okay, you are responsible for feeding the husband back."

Qi Fanliu was stunned for a moment, his face turned red.

The author has something to say: _(:зゝ∠)_Ah, I’m going to report to the court today