Beast Kindergarten

Shen Baizhou has always been very surprised about this matter.

He is just a weak human being. Although there is a system tied to his body, at most he can protect himself. Besides, he is still a sheep with a weak kidney. With such a huge group of beasts, a wheel battle can exhaust him to death!So, why did they keep pulling him away?what can he dowhat will he do

Bai Ze's expression was also a little awkward: "It is because it has nothing to do with you that it has become the biggest relationship."

Shen Baizhou: "?" He suddenly felt that his Chinese was not very good, and he said honestly, "Can I trouble you to be more specific? It's too abstract, and I can't understand it."

Bai Ze said: "That is to say, you are not from this world, and have nothing to do with the Dao of this world, so the Dao of Heaven will not notice what you do."

Shen Baizhou thought for a while, and said: "It means, am I a bug in this world, or the one that hasn't been cracked?"

Bai Ze didn't understand what he meant, but he seemed to understand it, and said vaguely, "Almost."

Shen Baizhou said: "So what do you want me to do? What does this have to do with flooding? I'm a bug, so he can't be a bug, right?"

Bai Ze said: "He is."

Shen Bozhou: "..." What the hell are you doing, isn't the little unicorn who co-authored it the big unicorn's own?Is that why you get a bad name and don't support yourself?It seems to have noticed some big secret... He won't be silenced, right?

Bai Ze seemed to have sensed something, and hurriedly said, "He is Qisheng's own son, but he has mutated."

Shen Baizhou froze for a moment: "Is it because he is black?"

Bai Ze nodded: "Although your myths of later generations often give us mythical beasts with colorful shapes, in fact our appearance is fixed. Qilin is the color of Qisheng. It can be dark or light, but there will be no other. s color."

Shen Bozhou said: "...I heard that there is a water unicorn in the legend?"

"That's also mutated." Bai Ze said, "But our world doesn't have one yet. There is only one mutated unicorn. The fate of the mutated unicorn will get rid of the control of heaven, so he is also the key."

Shen Baizhou thought for a while: "The Bi Fang in the garden is also mutated."

Bai Ze shook his head: "He failed to mutate, and his mana is too weak, basically useless."

Shen Baizhou lit a wax for Bi Fang who was once again rejected.

"Wait." Shen Baizhou suddenly thought of something, and said, "Before I taught them mathematics, but I didn't have any merit, is it also because of this?"

Bai Ze smiled: "Speaking of which, I would also like to thank Mr. Shen. Although Mr. Shen didn't get these merits, they actually got them when they taught the cubs of fierce beasts. If these cubs If the cubs grow naturally, they may still grow up for hundreds of years. But now it seems that they will be adults soon."

Shen Baizhou: "..." It's not the 01:30 point that I feel like I've lost!Don't the beasts give him a raise?

Bai Ze seemed to see his complaints in his heart, and said with a smile: "Don't worry, I will say something nice to Qi Sheng after the dust settles, Mr. Shen doesn't need to thank me."

Shen Baizhou: "...Did I make a mistake, didn't you guys thank me?" Do you think merit is so easy to earn?

Bai Ze said: "But you abducted our little Qilin, is Mr. Shen going to tell me that you and Ah Liu are fine?"

Shen Bozhou: "This...it's nothing for now."

Bai Ze smiled: "It means what's going to happen in the future? From A Liu's appearance, it seems that he has a deep-rooted love for Mr. Shen and cannot extricate himself."

Shen Bozhou: "...Speak well, I'm a little numb."

Bai Ze chuckled: "Okay. Seriously, don't worry sir, if you help us, we will never forget your great kindness."

Shen Baizhou sighed: "Forget it, anyway, I'm on the pirate ship and I can't get off, so I have no other choice. Speaking of which, what can I do?"

Bai Ze said: "Kill God."

Shen Baizhou choked on saliva: "What did you say?"

Bai Ze repeated again: "Kill God."

Shen Baizhou was stunned: "Do you want me to kill Hongjun, or Nuwa?" God, in the hearts of ordinary people in the Celestial Dynasty, those are the most common ones, but according to what Bai Ze said just now, these Aren't they all too lazy to work with Tiandao?Why kill them now?

Bai Ze said: "Not at all. I don't know if Mr. Shen knows the three thousand Chaos Gods and Demons?"

Shen Bozhou: "...wait a moment, let me check."

White Pond:"……"

Shen Baizhou: "I found it, you continue."

White Pond:"……"

She smiled helplessly, and said: "Among the three thousand chaotic gods and demons, only a very small number of them have escaped the control of Heavenly Dao, such as Pangu and Hongjun. But others, they still obeyed Heavenly Dao. Tiandao has noticed our If there is any anomaly, send these gods and demons to exterminate us."

Shen Baizhou asked doubtfully, "You guys can't win, but I can?"

Bai Ze sighed: "We can win, but we cannot die."

Shen Bozhou: "...What do you mean?"

Bai Ze said: "The three thousand chaotic gods and demons represent the law of the Great Dao. As long as the law is not destroyed, theoretically speaking, it will not die. Pangu was an accident. The Heavenly Dao wanted to kill him, but the others were just deaths in name. Yes, Tiandao can get it out whenever he wants. We beat him to death once, and he can live twice. After the wheel battle, we are also tired. Now it is a stalemate. They can't beat us, we can't beat them to death, Tiandao still Continue to be a monster, we can't sit still."

Shen Baizhou: "So powerful? Can I win?"

Bai Ze said: "You don't need to win, you just need to make up for it. You are not from this world, and you are not bound by the laws of this world, and there is no way to rebuild the laws you broke."

Shen Baizhou: "..." Now he really feels that he is just a walking bug, disturbing the world's system.

Bai Ze said: "So sir, do you know why we must ask him to take action?"

Shen Baizhou nodded: "I... I can only say that I will try my best." I thought it would be good to be able to suppress the group of cubs at the sixty or seventy level, but now it seems that I have to upgrade.

Tsk... so troublesome.

Bai Ze smiled wryly: "Actually, if it's possible, we don't want to bother Mr. It's just that we have been fighting for so many years and haven't rested for a while. We are really tired and tired..."

Shen Baizhou said: "I understand. No one likes to let others control their own destiny, not to mention that fate is so nonsense. I will fight for it, and I will not let it go if I have a chance."

Bai Ze said gratefully, "Thank you sir for your understanding."

Shen Baizhou raised his hand to stop him: "Don't thank me in advance. It's one thing to understand, but it's another thing to understand that you want to help. I'll remember the fact that you forced me with flooding this time. One day I will ask for help." Come back, after you and Tiandao finish fighting."

Bai Ze laughed: "At that time, Bai Ze will definitely take the blame and ask Mr. Chen to deal with him."

Shen Baizhou thought for a while and said, "No, I'm afraid that Gou Chen will eat me."

After the conversation, Bai Ze handed the three-petal lotus to Shen Baizhou, took time out of the barrier, and passed the news to Qisheng. Soon, the dragon, phoenix and unicorn three-beast group that Shen Baizhou saw on the first day of traveling appeared in front of him again. up.

"Young man." Qisheng turned into a human form this time, with a simple smile on his face that was very similar to Qi Fanliu, and he opened his mouth in a pure rural style. To be honest, if Shen Baizhou hadn't been exposed to all kinds of things when he was playing games and adding voice. The dialect is really not necessarily understandable, "It's really thanks to you this time, thank you!"

A domineering president's face can turn into a farmer by opening his mouth, and Shen Baizhou also accepted this operation.It seems that the most important thing about a person is temperament, otherwise no matter how good he looks, he still has to return to his original shape when he speaks.

But even if Qisheng is a farmer in the Northeast, he is also the best one. Shen Baizhou dare not neglect at all—maybe this buddy will be his future father-in-law?

"Don't dare." Shen Baizhou said modestly, not at all aggressive when facing Bai Ze, "You sent me here to be their husband, I just did my duty."

Qi Fanliu waved his hand: "Oh, Sir, you are being modest, you have taught this group of brats very well, on behalf of our beast group, I would like to thank you sir."

If you want to thank me, just give me your son.Shen Baizhou thought to himself, but on the surface, of course, he should pretend and pretend.

One man and one beast flattered each other for a long time, one praised the reincarnation of Confucius and Mencius, and the other praised the other for knowing people and doing good things.

If it wasn't for Fenghuang's kick to open the door, it is estimated that the two of them would still blow until dark.

Fenghuang said: "I'm so hungry after the two of you have finished talking."

Qisheng was stunned for a moment, then smiled and said, "Since the last time Bai Ze Nei came here, she has been showing off to us for a long time when she came back, saying that the cooking of the husband is always delicious, so Fenghuang just...cough cough, I wonder if the master can cook us a meal too?"

Shen Baizhou nodded: "No problem." It's just cooking a meal for the future father-in-law, what a big deal.

Soon Shen Baizhou felt slapped in the face.

Cooking a meal is of course not a big deal, but it depends on how many people serve the meal...

Divine beasts generally have a large appetite, and the deeper the mana, the greater the appetite.Shen Baizhou had noticed this truth when he was cooking for Bai Ze, but he hadn't remembered it yet.

In the beginning, the four adult beasts ate with restraint—Xiezhi didn’t go to the dinner to show his integrity—so Shen Baizhou cooked one dish at a time. After the fish-flavored shredded pork was served, The gods and beasts completely tore off their faces, and fought hard for a shredded carrot.

Shen Baizhou's table is only made of wood, how can it withstand such a toss?In seconds, it became a pile of dust and returned to the embrace of Mother Earth.

However, the plates and dishes on the table were not affected at all. The four beasts grabbed their favorite dishes respectively, but the phoenix hand was too late to grab them, so they could only take the remaining two dishes that they didn't like so much. When I got it, I was groaning angrily.

The author has something to say: Author: Do you have anything to say about the identity of your BUG?

Mr. Shen, a former senior programmer: ... Occupational diseases came up, and I wanted to kill myself.