Beast Kindergarten

Unlike Shen Baizhou, Qi Fanliu had visited this place before Shenshou Kindergarten had no confirmed venue. He knew where the bird eggs were delicious, so he was a very dedicated tour guide.

But it is a pure food guide.

"This tastes very good and is sweet. Sir, you can take it home and eat it after dinner."

"This one is a bit... well, it's the spicy taste that the husband said. Don't you think the one you found before is not spicy enough? You can try this."

"Oh, this is wild bee honey. Sir, if you want to eat it, ask Fengyi to get it for you. These bees are bigger than your face, sir. It's too dangerous to do it yourself."

……

Shen Baizhou followed Qi Fan in fantasy, and felt more and more like he was shooting a documentary, "The Prehistoric on the Bite of the Tongue".

However, he didn't interrupt Qi Fanliu in the end, because this line of business really enriched his appetite, allowing him to have a lot of things that he wanted to eat but couldn't eat because of the materials, and he would have something to do even if he was bored in the future.

Research new dishes.

When it was dark at sunset and one person and one beast returned to the kindergarten, Qi Fanliu had changed back to the appearance of a unicorn, and it had grown in size. Its back was full of various plants, and there was a small clump in the middle and the growth of later generations. The rice is similar, and it is placed in the most central position, which shows its preciousness.

When Shen Baizhou saw this thing, he was so excited that he almost went crazy. God knows that he basically ate all the staple food in his backpack. If he couldn’t find rice or wheat, he could only eat those instead of grains, but the taste was very different. of plants.As an adulterer, this is simply the harshest thing, so Shen Baizhou is completely prepared to take this thing back and confess!

——Before offering it, first research whether it can be eaten and whether it is real rice.

But he just ran out of food soon, not for a long time, so the excitement passed quickly, and when he was about to walk back to the kindergarten, Shen Baizhou calmed down, looked at Qi Fanliu and stopped in his tracks.

Qi Fanliu walked for a while and found that there were no footsteps around him, he raised his head and turned back in doubt... He didn't see it, there were too many things on his back, which completely blocked his sight.

Qi Fanliu had no choice but to turn around, only to see Shen Baizhou who was almost three beast bodies behind him.

"Sir?" Qi Fanliu asked suspiciously.

Shen Baizhou's complexion was not very good-looking, even his eyes were not as gentle as usual, Qi Fanliu felt a little chilled.

"... sir?" he called again, full of doubts.

Shen Baizhou took a deep breath, as if he was calming down his emotions, and said after a while, "Why are you so big all of a sudden?" The white tiger had also grown bigger before, but it was obviously forcibly made bigger by magic, but Qi Fanliu yet so natural...

Well, it's far-fetched, but he just has a feeling that Qi Fanliu is already this big!

Qi Fanliu was startled: "..." Since when did the master become so sharp?

When he didn't open his mouth originally, Shen Baizhou was still thinking about what method he would use to seek proof, but after he opened his mouth, he didn't care.

What way is not to ask, what to do with so many thoughts?

But from Qi Fanliu's point of view, Shen Baizhou's question smacked of questioning.

He looked at Shen Baizhou with a guilty conscience, there was no expression on the other person's face, he looked very unpredictable, Qi Fanliu studied Shen Baizhou for so long, but he couldn't guess what emotion he was in now.

Seeing that he didn't answer for a long time, Shen Baizhou asked "Huh?" again, "Why, don't you know?"

Although the question was asked in this way, Shen Baizhou's tone clearly showed that if you dare to answer like this, you will die.

Qi Fanliu's "um" reached his throat and swallowed it back, carefully said: "Sir, can't I grow up?"

Shen Bozhou said: "How old are you now?"

Although Qi Fanliu was surprised why he asked such a question, he still said honestly: "290 is three years old."

Shen Baizhou: "..." This number, even if it is a fraction, is three rounds bigger than him, it's too scary.

Shen Baizhou suddenly didn't have the confidence to teach Qi Fanliu a lesson.

Don't say he is cowardly, even if you face a person who is more than ten times older than you.

Qi Fanliu tilted his head to see Shen Baizhou's sudden silence, and pressed his paws on Shen Baizhou's feet curiously.

Shen Baizhou snorted.Did this guy forget that he suddenly grew so much bigger and gained weight?At first, he felt nothing but cute when he pressed his paw, but now he only felt that his feet were about to be swollen.

Jack pendant!

Shen Baizhou moved his foot away with difficulty, feeling that this child is still immature, the decimal point of the number 293 should be moved forward by two places, rounding up to three years old.He said: "How much did you grow in the previous 290 years?"

In order to allow Shen Baizhou to feel his growth intuitively, Qi Fanliu changed back to his previous size, and then...

"Sir, help..." He was overwhelmed by so many things on his back.

Shen Bozhou: "...Pfft. Are you here to be funny?"

Qi Fanliu felt relieved when he heard Shen Baizhou's smile, stepped forward and said coquettishly: "I forgot... Who knew there were so many of these things once transformed."

Shen Baizhou: "So you only grew a little before, but you have grown so much this year? Have you taken hormones?"

Qi Fanliu thought for a while in silence, and when Shen Baizhou was worried about whether his words would irritate him, Qi Fanliu said, "What is a hormone?"

Shen Bozhou: "..."

Too lazy to explain to him, Shen Baizhou said: "You don't have to worry about it so much, is there any problem with your body if you grow so long?"

Scientific experiments have shown that neither pulling seedlings to encourage them to grow or suppressing them to prevent them from growing is not a healthy way.At the same time, how much Ao Guang and Feng Yi have grown, but how much Qi Fanliu has grown, is clear at a glance, which makes Shen Baizhou quite worried.

What if something happened?For example, if it grows too fast, it will explode, and the sky is full of unicorn meat...

Wait... Shen Baizhou rubbed his eyebrows and dragged back his scattered thoughts one by one, he couldn't bear to look directly at Qi Fanliu now.

The latter struggled to crawl out from the pile of plants, and looked at Shen Baizhou with sparkling eyes, like two rubies: "Sir, are you worried about me?"

Shen Baizhou glanced at him and said nothing.

Qi Fanliu was still happy, happily rubbing against Shen Baizhou's thigh.

Sir, you care so much about me!very nice!

Shen Baizhou bent down helplessly and picked him up.It's strange to say that just now his paw made him a little unbearable, but now it's easy to hug him.Shen Baizhou even weighed it casually, almost knocking out Qi Fanliu's undigested meat at noon.

"Don't change the subject, is there a problem?" After weighing, Shen Baizhou asked seriously.

Qi Fanliu didn't dare to lie to his husband, hesitated for a moment, and said: "Other beasts may have unstable foundations or physical unbearable conditions, but I won't."

Shen Baizhou looked at Qi Fanliu in a 360-degree circle: "Why, do you have more horns than others?"

Qi Fanliu felt a little nauseous after being transferred by him.

In order not to throw the beast in front of Mr., and most importantly, not to vomit on Mr. Qi Fanliu slowed down the impulse, and then said: "Mr. should know how long I have been in this kindergarten."

Shen Baizhou nodded.

He knew this when he first came here, and there was nothing unclear about it, it was just an older repeater.

Qi Fanliu said: "In fact, normally speaking, I am basically an adult at my age, even if I am poor in arithmetic, it will not be so bad that I am still in kindergarten."

Shen Baizhou nodded: "So you are the particularly bad kind?"

Qi Fanliu: "..." QAQ wow, how can you break it when Mr. looks down on you!

The anxious little guy quickly explained, "No! I just don't want to practice..."

Shen Bozhou said: "Isn't that still a poor student?"

Qi Fanliu was downcast.No matter what the starting point is, his grades are poor students, hey, it's embarrassing for the husband.

Shen Baizhou hit Qi Fanliu with two sticks in a row, seeing his pitiful appearance, he thought it would be nice to give him a red date to make him sweet, this little appearance is really distressing.

He scratched Qi Fanliu's chin: "Well, it's not sad, at least we are working hard now. Although it is said that the stupid bird flies first, but if you work hard, you may be able to catch up with the vanguard."

Qi Fanliu was even more sad: "Mister said I was stupid!"

Shen Bozhou: "..." It doesn't feel right, isn't he the one who questioned Qi Fanliu?Why does it seem to be the other way around now?

But Qi Fanliu accepted it when it was good, and didn't waste Shen Baizhou's guilt at all, just waiting for a while to use this to soften Shen Baizhou's heart and stop pursuing it.

He said obediently: "Hey, if Mr. says I'm stupid, I'm stupid. I'm willing to be Mr.'s stupid baby forever."

Goosebumps popped up on Shen Baizhou's arms, but he couldn't continue to hug him, and threw him to the ground.

Qi Fanliu lightly jumped to the ground twice, but looked at Shen Baizhou with very sad eyes.

Shen Baizhou coughed guiltily: "Go on."

Qi Fanliu continued to be obedient: "Okay sir, no problem sir."

Shen Baizhou: "..." Why does it feel like this child has been lowered today?

Qi Fanliu felt proud for a while.What Bai Li said was indeed correct, he had to obey his husband and let him realize his grievances from time to time.

Mr. must be soft-hearted now!Hahaha!

The happy Qi Fanliu spoke tremblingly: "Then I suddenly discovered that if I don't work hard, I can't protect my husband! So I made up my mind, what kind of snow or seal?"

"Nangying Yingxue." Shen Baizhou translated for him.This guy's Chinese is usually pretty good, otherwise he wouldn't be able to remember such idioms.You must know that he didn't intend to let these cubs master this idiom at the beginning, it was just used as a supplement.

Qi Fanliu: "Yes, yes, yes, Nangying Yingxue, worked hard day and night to catch up. I'm so good now! I can protect Mr.!"

Shen Baizhou: "...Oh." This kind of subtle feeling made Shen Baizhou not know how to respond for a while.

The author has something to say: _(:зゝ∠)_Love more than a thousand words and there is no one who dives to come out and praise me QAQ

My friend told me that only those who have to cry will comment, how do you want me to cry!

--------

The new article "Food Meets Hot Pot Essence" has a preview of the copy. If you are interested, you can bookmark a QWQ, but it's not about Tanmei, it's about romance~ It's too bad to write about Danmei, I'd better go back to the romance pit QAQ

The following copy:

As a dream-eater who feeds on dreams, Xu Wei's favorite food is hot pot-flavored dreams.

After traveling through the dreams of 29 people, she finally found a dream full of hot pot flavor.

This person's dream is still very complete, with a beginning and an end, a beginning and an end, and after the hot pot, there is still a dessert.Unlike other people's dreams, the taste of the dream changes as soon as the mutton hot pot is tasted.

So Xu Wei just squatted in this person's dream!Half!Year!He even acted as a villain in the dream in order to have the spicy hot pot dream that this person only had when he was angry.

……

As a result, she was stunned by the owner of the dream in the real world.

Xu Wei was crying and pouring tea and water for the other party as hard labor, doing laundry, feeding and taking care of his nephew, while thinking about how the other party recognized him, and whether he should run away.

"Hot Pot Essence" frowned, wanting to run away?He said: When I am particularly excited, it is Sichuan butter-flavored hot pot~ Do you want to eat it?

QAQ Xu Wei: I want to eat! ! !