Beast Kindergarten

Shen Baizhou felt that he might be a bit unlucky today.

It doesn't matter if the front is not going well, and it is blocked when you go out, it is simply too bad.

He looked down at a group of little mythical beasts that were so dark that they couldn't tell what their original color was, and he felt sorry for the Chi Ling set that he had just changed and had to wash it again.

That's right, these little guys not only blocked the door, but also hugged his legs like Qi Fanliu, and what's more, they even flew directly on his head. If it wasn't for Shen Baizhou's quick eyesight and quick hands, he would even have to change his crown.

"What's wrong with you? Are you all in such a mess?" Shen Baizhou asked curiously.

Bi Fang put his face on his shoulder with a mournful face and said, "We just went to fight Baihu for Xiao Baili. Xuanwu said he would take the lead. We couldn't beat him, so we let him beat him. In the end, he fought himself!"

Even though Shen Baizhou knew the name of every divine beast after so many days, it was still not enough if he really wanted to know each other well.

At least Xuanwu is not very familiar with him.

Xuanwu is of course a mythical beast with a lot of weight in Shen Baizhou's information, but the image of Xuanwu is still controversial. Some say that Xuanwu is a big black turtle, and some say that Xuanwu is a turtle and a snake. longevity.According to Shen Baizhou's observation, the first argument is more reliable.

Because he had never seen a snake head appear since he was in class.

So now Shen Baizhou feels very strange after hearing what Bi Fang said.If Xuanwu is really the same body as a turtle and a snake, he can still fight with him, but he only has a turtle head, how can he fight?

But looking at these little guys being tossed like this, something must have happened.Shen Baizhou comforted him, and decided to go and see for himself what happened.

When Shen Baizhou arrived, Xuanwu's tortoise head and snake head were pinching with great joy.

It’s actually a little bit of a stretch to pinch, because the tortoise head that Shen Baizhou knew didn’t move, his mouth didn’t open, and his eyes were lazily closed, while the head of the snake he met for the first time was jumping up and down with great enjoyment, nibbling here and there. Taking a bite, Shen Baizhou was worried that he would overturn his head and pull his body out of the shell.

Fortunately not.

Seeing Shen Baizhou approaching, the snake head reluctantly stopped attacking, and called out: "Mr. Shen."

Shen Baizhou raised his eyebrows: "So you know me."

The snake head always felt that there was something in Shen Baizhou's words, but he was still young and couldn't understand what Shen Baizhou meant, so his small eyes blinked blankly.

Shen Baizhou: "..." The breath escaped from his body in one breath.

Forget it, what does he care about with a child who is only over 100 years old.

Although he is only in his 20s.

A fraction of this child's age may be twice as long as his life trajectory.

Damn it... Shen Baizhou felt miserable when he thought about it.

At this time, the snake's head finally turned around, and said with a smile: "Mr. Shen, what's the matter, Ah Zhou and I usually have a division of labor. I am at night, and he is during the day, so my name is Xuan Ye, and his name is Xuan Zhou."

Shen Baizhou: "..." The name is very perfunctory, so how to name those who appear in the morning and afternoon?Is one called the morning and the other called the afternoon?

Feeling once again the carelessness of the parents of the beasts, Shen Baizhou wanted to touch Xuanwu's heads sympathetically, but Xuanwu is an amphibious animal, Xuanzhou likes to squat in the water, and Xuanye can't control it, causing their shells Both the body and the head have the unique sticky feeling of aquatic animals. Shen Baizhou made up his mind for a long time, but he still couldn't touch it.

He coughed lightly and changed the subject: "It's daytime, why did you come out?"

Xuan Ye choked.Embarrassment was written all over a palm-sized snake face that hadn't turned into a human before Qi Fanliu.

What he said just now was a bit of nonsense.This name is actually because after he was born he had his head at night, so he was called Xuan Ye, and the dull boy was called Xuan Zhou because he had his head during the day.The reason why Shen Bozhou hasn't seen him is actually very simple, because he hadn't woken up when he first went to Shen Baizhou's class, and he found it difficult to listen in a daze in the shell, so he simply let Xuanzhou deal with it all by a tortoise , he shrank in the shell and was in charge of commenting, so Shen Baizhou didn't remember the whole picture of Xuanwu except that he glanced at the whole picture of Xuanwu when he came, and after that, he could only see Xuanzhou.

Of course, you can’t say this to Shen Baizhou. Xuan Ye still remembers that this gentleman looks gentle and gentle on the surface, and he is as friendly as Bai Ze, but when he is really angry, it makes people feel creepy. Xuan Ye doesn’t want this gentleman to compare himself with Xuan Ye. Day and day are separated by artificial means.

He rolled his eyes, and imitated Shen Baizhou to change the subject: "Why do you come here, sir, aren't you going to class?"

Shen Baizhou has been in the workplace for so many years, and he can't tell that Xuan Ye's little Jiujiu is lying to him, but he doesn't intend to pursue it too seriously.

Children, how troublesome it is to cry if you tease too much... Besides, this is not the only way he can tease this kid.

So Shen Baizhou happily stepped down the steps Xuan Ye handed over, and said: "Isn't it because you didn't come to class, I came to find someone. Speaking of which, I'm curious, are you here to play the splashing ink conference?" As he spoke, he shook his sleeve, which was covered with ink sprayed out by Xuanwu.

In fact, Shen Baizhou is somewhat strange. This Xuanwu has a turtle head and a snake head. Why doesn’t there be an octopus option? How can it spray ink?

Xuan Ye was embarrassed again.

He found that this gentleman was really his nemesis, and after only talking to him for a few words, he was so blocked that he couldn't say anything, he might as well talk to Xuan Zhou who talked eight words for a long time.

He shrunk his neck and kicked Xuan Zhou in the shell.

Xuan Zhou got used to pushing the pot, even though Xuan Ye sprayed the ink that splashed the sky just now.

He raised his foot slowly, took a few minutes to move his position, looked at Shen Baizhou and said, "Help them take a bath."

Shen Bozhou: "..."

He is familiar with this student, and his speech is so slow that people lose the desire to communicate with him.

Thinking of this, he also felt a little sympathetic to Xuan Ye. It could be seen that he was also a nagging beast, and with such a slow-talking person who had no friends, he might be driven crazy after a long time, right?

Shen Baizhou glanced at Xuan Ye sympathetically, but out of the corner of his eye he saw a wriggling black unknown object.

I haven't figured out what the unknown thing is, suddenly, the thing moved and opened a small pink mouth: "Ha..."

He yawned.

Xuan Zhou and Xuan Ye moved towards the black object at high speed at the same time: "Ah, so cute!"

Shen Baizhou can probably guess what this thing is now, and it's Baili, if nothing else.

This little dumpling had only appeared in front of him in a few days, and it was already so dirty twice that he couldn't tell what it looked like. He was still sleeping comfortably, so it was really no one to be able to yawn and stretch like this.

Shen Baizhou held back his laughter, stepped forward, ignored Xuanzhou Xuanye's longing eyes, and directly hugged Bai Li to take a bath.

Well, he accidentally stepped on the foot of the white tiger who was so black that he couldn't see it.

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Xuan Ye: I've said so much, can't you give me a response?

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