Beast Kindergarten

I heard that the new guy who replaces Mr. Bai Ze, who is good-looking and looks easy to get along with but is actually very scary, will teach them a class. A group of little guys feel quite fresh.

Especially those who were close to their elders, they heard that the saint would bring a futon when listening to Taoist Hongjun, the representative of the Dao of Heaven, so they also brought a futon.

There is a phenomenon of following the trend among human cubs. I want what this kid has, and I want what he has.This phenomenon also exists in the cubs of divine beasts, and there is no exception.

So Shen Baizhou hugged a large pile of leaves and watched a group of little guys rush in, then some of them sat down with futons in their arms, some went out in a hurry, and came in again with futons in their arms after a while.

Shen Baizhou: "..." Why can't he understand what these little things are doing?

Qi Fanliu doesn't belong to the kind of people who listen to stories told by elders, nor does he belong to those who follow the trend, he squats obediently on the small stool Shen Baizhou specially made, expressing that he doesn't understand either.

"Probably...afraid of pooping?" Qi Fanliu could tell that the grass used to make those futons was used to wipe his butt clean after he usually solved his physical problems.That kind of grass is relatively soft and won't scratch.Although the beasts are strong and have strong skin, there are always some soft spots, such as □□...

cough cough.What are you thinking in front of Mr.Qi Fanliu shook his head, shaking the smelly thing out of his head.It's all their fault for bringing this kind of butt wiper, otherwise I wouldn't have thought of it!

Qi Fanliu's red eyes glared, and he glanced fiercely at the little friends sitting on the futon, very angry.

Shen Bozhou glanced at Qi Fanliu helplessly.He has never eaten pork, but he has seen Zhupao, and this kid obviously has never seen Zhupao.

He patted the landlord's silly son on the head and said, "There are benches here, so you don't need to squat on the futons." A group of little guys usually don't even know how to sit, so it's fun to squat on the futons.It's just that he is a modern person after all, and seeing these cubs squatting on futons instead of stools, he can't bear it.

The stool is a new thing for the beasts. It has four legs and is flat. Its shape is not to mention that it is somewhat similar to many beasts. They really dare not go forward for a while.

Bi Fang was a foolish and bold person with those mutated feet, he stepped on them directly.

In fact, he is not a four-legged beast. Because of the mutation, the scales of birds and beasts actually don't like him very much, and he doesn't talk much, but Bi Fang still wants to play with other cubs, so he is usually somewhat flattering. He gritted his teeth and would do what he didn't want to do.Just like the stool now, ordinary cubs dare not move, and cubs with strong mana are too lazy to move, so he is the only one here.

The stool Shen Baizhou prepared was quite strong, and Bi Fang was not light, and it didn't collapse when he stepped on it.

He was happy for a while, and was about to jump a few times, but Shen Baizhou quickly restrained him.

"It's just an ordinary stool, and it won't be able to withstand the tossing and tearing of you beasts." Shen Baizhou said a little tiredly, "You just need to sit down."

sit?Bi Fang was a little at a loss when he heard this.

In the final analysis, he is a bird. He usually stands upside down, lying down and nestling, and he really doesn't have the option of sitting.

But it didn't bother him.Bi Fang thought about the posture of Shen Baizhou he had seen in the past two days, his two slender legs bent and crossed, and only heard a "click"...

All the beasts have good hearing, so they all heard this sound without any surprise.However, they usually just make small noises, not to the point of breaking bones, so they didn't realize what the sound was at first.

But Shen Baizhou knew that he could hear it when he was close, so his expression was very complicated: "..." He really didn't expect that he could become a murder weapon just by making a small bench.

Bi Fang was stunned for a while and then came to his senses, mist flew out of his eyes: "It hurts..."

Shen Baizhou sighed: "Can it not hurt? You have a broken bone." Those two calves were so thin that they were folded in half.

Is it the same type as her, Feng Yi glanced at Bi Fang worriedly, and then asked worriedly: "What is fracture?"

Shen Baizhou: "..." He briefly said what a bone is, and extended what a fracture is. Seeing that the little guy still seemed half-understandable, he stepped forward and picked up Bi Fang's two slender legs that had been broken. Shaking.

"Look, that's a broken bone. He's got a broken bone in his leg, so that's what the leg is like."

Seeing the physical manifestation of the fracture simply and intuitively, Feng Yi glanced at her leg worriedly—it was not much thicker than Bi Fang's, Bi Fang's was so simple that it was brittle, would her own be broken too? ah?

The pain of the fracture was sudden, and Bi Fang didn't realize it at first, but when Shen Baizhou made such a move, he finally realized the pain. After a "chirp!", Bi Fang finally couldn't help crying: "Wow, it hurts! Ahh-"

Shen Baizhou was startled.After he came, the cubs he saw were all carefree. To put it bluntly, they felt like they were getting better every day. Let alone crying, he didn't even feel that the cubs were wronged. Guys will.

But this is just the beginning.

After Bi Fang cried, Feng Yi looked at his pitiful slender legs that were almost folded in half, and looked at his ugly face whose feathers were all messed up when he cried. , followed by wow and burst into tears.It was okay not to cry at first, but he could still bear it. Once he started crying, it was as if he was addicted.

Shen Baizhou extinguished the fire quickly with his eyes and hands, and rubbed the center of his brows with a headache.

Why are you crying all of a sudden...

Shen Baizhou thought while comforting Feng Yi who was about to cause another fire while crying.

Seeing this, Qi Fanliu felt a little sour.

Why did you want to comfort that broken bird, just because he was crying?I can cry too!

Qi Fanliu was brewing and brewing, and also started to burst into tears.Inexperienced at first, he cried silently, and the flustered Shen Baizhou didn't notice this at all.When Qi Fanliu was in a hurry, he added the sound of "Wah-wah", which made those who heard it feel sad and those who saw it wept, and immediately attracted Shen Baizhou's attention.

"Are you in pain too?" Shen Baizhou asked subconsciously when he saw this.

Qi Fanliu was even more wronged.Why don't you ask that broken bird!The baby is wronged to death!Wow--

Crying louder.

The two little friends were crying like this, Ao Guang felt a little lonely, and started crying after thinking about it.

He belongs to water, and it is much easier to cry than those two who belong to fire and earth.

The little beasts who had been watching the show found that the three bosses were crying like this, and it was not good for them not to cry, so they all began to cry anyway.

Crying spread like a plague.

……

Shen Bozhou stood in the middle of the classroom expressionlessly, not wanting to answer anyone who was crying.

The author has something to say:

Mr. Shen: I think I need to see the ENT department...

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