[Comprehensive] Put down that ancient man!

The old man asked in a low voice: "My virtuous brother, you know that a great hero has appeared in the mortal world recently."

Jiang Han knew that he came here for this purpose, but pretended not to know: "Oh? Who is the sacred thing that Brother Feng is talking about?"

"There was a kid named Zhuo who opened a club called Changle Palace."

"Ah."

"Seduced a bunch of wealthy young men who are drunk and idle, and some powerful bastards, he is really making money every day."

Jiang Han bowed slightly, his pink and jade-carved face showed a bit of surprise: "What's so unique?"

"He actually made the cultivators weave dreams and perform illusions to serve mere mortals. What he got was some spiritual opium that dominates the government and the people, dominates the king, and overwhelms the country." , a dream woven and strengthened by cultivators. Ordinary people have no ability to distinguish the true from the false. Everyone who enters the Changle Palace regards the illusion as reality. There are already several frontier officials who have become stupid and stupid because of indulging in the Changle Palace , was knocked off the horse."

Jiang Han evoked a smile: "If it's a dog official who is corrupt and perverts the law, it's all right to harm him."

"He lends usury, buys bars, speculates on real estate, and drives up the prices of luxury accessories, but it's nothing." The old man's face darkened: "There is a store in Changle Palace, called Wuyoulou, which caters to the working class."

"how?"

"In life, unsatisfactory things often happen. Some people just sink into it, but some people can understand the world and let go of all predestined relationships to seek the truth. The surname Zhuo made the practitioners overlap the wounds of mortals with the dreams weaved for a little profit. It hurts, I don't know how many people's fairy fate has been ruined."

Jiang Han explained calmly: "As the saying goes, if there is no difficulty, you should seek the Buddha. Now that Buddhism is flourishing, ordinary people have become monks if their hearts are ashamed. This way, it can prevent people from acting impulsively, and it is not a bad thing."

The old man frowned slightly at first, then his expression softened, and he leaned over and asked, "Brother Yixian, you and I let him go?"

"To be honest, Brother Feng, I also sent someone to inquire about this matter." Jiang Han said with a smile: "Since the Dao factions have never killed demons and demons, the Demon King of the Six Caves of Beidu is his guest, and the Netherworld will also give him a three-point favor." , when he brought the souls of the dead to meet the living, he never stopped him, why should you and I bother?"

The old man frowned: "Money can pass through the gods. Today's ascetics are far worse than they used to be."

"Except for the sages and sages, who doesn't love money and fame? It's you and me..."

"Speaking of fame and fortune..." the old man said in a low voice, "Recently, the European Central Bank's interest rate cut has caused the euro to fall all the way. My family's industries have depreciated a lot. Fortunately, the domestic export industries are more developed. Fortunately, most of them are industries, but they don't sound as good as before. In fact, not much has been lost, and after the depreciation of the euro against the US dollar, the tourism industry has prospered a lot.”

"The situation between Iran and ISIS, you can also make a good fortune in arms, right?"

"Brother Yu shouldn't talk about these mortal things, but ISIS is not as good as Osama bin Laden. Let alone the cruelty and bloodthirsty, those poor people who are innocent in the war are suffering the most." The old man lamented: "It's a pity, In the mortal swordsmanship, cultivators cannot intervene, otherwise it will be against God's will... If one person does the arms business and the Dark Council Alliance, he will make more money. How about my brother?"

Jiang Han frowned slightly: "It's still not easy to do business in the world of humans and ghosts."

"What are you talking about, brother?" The old man laughed: "Using loan sharks in the ghost world to let them bribe ghost soldiers can save a little suffering, but you forced them to sell themselves as slaves to pay off their debts, and then bring them to the human world to expand their business. The only business in the Three Realms is not easy to do?"

Jiang Han sighed faintly: "Everyone knows the hard work."

The old man laughed, but picked up his wine glass: "Your brother is very right, Brother Yu respects you a glass."

This means that the serious business is finished, and the banquet can be held.

The butler waved his hand, and two groups of maids carried the holding boxes, removed all the food and wine that had been on the table for a while, and replaced them with new ones.

Jiang Han turned his head and told the housekeeper, "Please come over, Third Aunt. Brother Feng is not an outsider, so she doesn't have to avoid it."

When Jiang Tian walked over, he felt that he had been disguised and put on shackles and a corset for neuropathy...

An hour ago, the maids helped her out of the hot spring, mercilessly took away her favorite red dress and black dress, and took out three trays each.On the first tray are a pile of tortoiseshell boxes, porcelain vases, jade boxes, four pieces of red silk, and a pair of short flower hairpins.

First, rub the whole body with snow-white jade balm, and often expose to the sun so that the uneven skin color becomes rosy.

Then use Shenxian Zhuyan Yannian Formula mixed with honey to paste a large piece on the face, and then wipe it off.The maids were about to smear her with a mixture of purple jasmine and peony seeds, but Jiang Tian sternly stopped her: "Enough! It's enough to use spells, but I want you to make it so annoying!"

"Grandma, listen to me, I think the seven fairies in the sky didn't come down to take a bath, just for the hot spring water to wash and clean the fat. You did it a little more cumbersome today, so that you can show your identity as our aunt, wearing too plain clothes, clear soup and little water The ones that have no fragrance are those of us little maids!"

In the end, I just used sweet-scented osmanthus oil to comb my hair, capillary oil to apply yellow decals on the forehead, and potpourri balm to massage the soles of the feet to make the aroma rich.

The maids went to wash their hands, and when they came back, the ointment on Jiang Tian's body was almost washed, and then they came to dry his hair with force.The four servant girls made her short hair long with magic power, and it was black, thick and plump.

The pagoda bun is combed high, and the bun is half a foot high, and it is only fixed with four red silk and eighteen short flower hairpins.

Then she wore the one-step skirt of Suyun yarn on the second tray next to her body, so as not to be too graceful when walking.A goose-yellow pleated skirt embroidered with light green bamboo leaves was added to the one-step skirt. The upper body wore a palace dress with dark red background and dark pattern of the same color, and an apricot-yellow cloud-pattern tulle Zen gown was put on over the beige.

The maids reminded: "Grandma, you have to speak Jiangnan dialect in a while. You are not allowed to speak any Beijing movies, Tang Yayin, Northeast dialect and southern swear words, or the master will not be happy."

"Fuck, I'm very unhappy right now."

The maids carefully put more than a dozen items on the third tray on the third tray, such as emerald green phoenixes, gold-inlaid pearl flowers, gold-inlaid ruby ​​stamens and white jade flowers, gold Fangsheng, and gold Ruyi covering the temples, etc., and put them on the bun for her. .And hang a string of jade pendants on the left and right sides of the waist.

Jiang Tian looked at himself in the mirror, he was eight degrees whiter, and eight times more beautiful, and complained: "It's not convenient to ride the clouds like this!"

The maids coaxed again: "My aunt, think about it, the master just came to the winery under your name. Isn't it worth it for the winery of Babu Daqu?"

"Grandma, the car, sedan chair, and chariot outside are all ready, it's up to you to choose."

At this time, when the curtain was lifted, the servant woman came in and reported: "Grandma, the uncle sent someone to invite you."

As soon as Jiang Tian rolled his eyes, the servant girl went over knowingly and holding her skirt, Jiang Tian took the whisk and walked out.She really hates this kind of dress up, so she doesn't have to fight and can't drink too much. It's purely a display thing, but it's just a few complaints. Showing up means closeness. What is unpleasant, she is still very clear.

Kneeling on the chariot, the two servants who bathed the black cat hurriedly brought out the cat roll wrapped in the blanket, Jiang Tian lifted the black cat wrapped in a long strip, and laughed.The eight Xiaosi raised the walking chariot and put it on the shoulders. Together they used the kung fu of shrinking the ground into inches, and they arrived in the blink of an eye. The four servant girls who were close to her also followed.

Feng Fu'er had already smelled a gust of fragrant wind from her nose, but she never heard the sound of ring pendants jingling in her ears.

Jiang Tian really felt that the jingle sound was like a cat, too frivolous, so the clouds under his feet floated up an inch, and he still couldn't see his footsteps under the skirt, but he really "floated".

Dignified and graceful, with few words and complex etiquette, the gorgeously dressed girl stood upright behind the curtain of the shrimp, and said softly: "Brother." beside.

Jiang Han only felt a chill behind him, but he waved his hands with a smile: "Sanmei, you have known Brother Feng for a long time. There is no need to be formal."

Jiang Tian controlled the height of the hem of the skirt rubbing against the ground again, floated out, and bowed with blessings: "Breast enlargement is the best, and I will be worshiped by my little sister."

Feng Lao hurriedly got up, stretched out his hand to help, and said with a smile: "Sister Jiang Xian is too polite, brother Yu dare not be. Fo'er, come to meet Grandma Sangu." Jiang Tian is not very old, nearly a thousand years younger than Jiang Han, but she follows her parents Seniority...so...

Feng Fo'er actually looks a generation older than Jiang Han, but unfortunately... the cultivation world is constantly talking about appearance.Thinking of that Chi Jingzi Shangxian, after the apprentice took the oath, the grief and anger were too much, and he lived like a boy every day, so that all the immortals in the sky called him master to the boy.

Feng Fu'er was already used to this kind of thing, she got up and walked around the small table, not daring to look at her for fear of being impolite.It was heard that she spoke Wu Nong's soft language, and she acted gracefully and gracefully, her gestures and gestures were full of ladylike demeanor, and her advances and retreats were very methodical.Peeking around, I saw that she was wearing palace attire. Although she appeared in full attire, there were two strings of jade pendants and two golden sachets hanging on the silk ribbon, but there was no sound of wearing them.

Feng Fo'er bowed deeply as usual: "Grandma Sangu." Although she was wearing a palace attire, she could still tell that the third girl of Jiang's family was not thin, she was chubby. I heard that she was very good at drinking. Will you drink too much, anyway, you won't get drunk if you drink too much, you have the magic power to hangover.However, according to the rumors, the third girl is not like this... the eldest lady, it seems that the rumors may be false, tsk, why is she so fragrant, really...

Jiang Tian also stretched out his hands to help, without saying a word, he floated to Jiang Han's side, knelt down, and remained silent.

It's a banquet, of course there must be a singing and dancing orchestra, Jiang Tianbai looked at the singing and dancing in front of him boredly, and the song was:

After a few days of boudoir embroidery, it seems that it is humane.

A bay of warm jade is small on the waves, and two autumn lotus petals are light on the ground.

There are traces of Nanmo's youth, and the moonlit night in the west chamber is silent.

Looking at the flowers, the moss is wet and the moss is dewy, and I take advantage of the evening sunshine in front of the window.

She felt bored, and she hated taking a sip only to find out that the wine in the silver jug ​​in front of her was wine mixed with soda water!Brother, you really worked so hard to keep me from showing my alcohol addiction!I hate blended wine the most!I want to drink pure brewed puree!

Good wine is coming soon.

The most beautiful and talented dancer in Jiang's mansion performed a wonderful dance, and Mr. Feng couldn't help applauding. After the dancer stepped back and tidied up a bit, she came up with a tray to offer wine.Three white jade cups inlaid with gold and jade, and one pure white jade cup, rippling emerald-like emerald green, cold, pretty and lovely wine.

A wordless wine that is hard to buy.

The dancer brought the tray in front of Jiang Han, knelt down respectfully and placed the two cups inlaid with gold and jade in front of Feng Lao and Jiang Han respectively.After getting up, he walked in front of Jiang Tian, ​​and was startled by the sharp and almost devouring eyes of the third aunt's grandmother, and almost put down both glasses.

It's a pity that Jiang Han's majesty is still more important in the dancer's heart, so she only put another full gold-inlaid jade cup in front of Jiang Tian, ​​and then brought more than half of the wine in the white jade cup to Feng Fo'er on a tray.

Jiang Tian was still gnashing his teeth, picked up the wine glass, sniffed it, licked it, and took a small sip.

An indescribably refreshing and thorough one protrudes from the mouth to the spiritual platform.

She immediately made up her mind, no matter what Wuzi wine only sells 10 jars a year, each jar only has ten liters, and the same amount of gold will be exchanged.

This wine is mine!mine!

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