[Comprehensive] Put down that ancient man!

Jiang Tian stared at the fat lady in front of him very speechlessly. She was wearing a very Lin Daiyu-style plain blue half-arm and light yellow pleated skirt. Diamond buttons were used as silk belt hooks on the waist, and small gold ingots were used to string her body. Three belts, with white jade on the head and hands.Her face was painted with exquisite makeup, and her features were carefully modified. Although she was chubby, she looked glamorous.

This is Zhenzong's rich second generation. Her father ranks in double digits in the Greater China region on the Fubushi rich list. She is a dead house.

The lady's biggest hobby is to indulge in Two-dimensional, European ghost stories, American animation, Japanese animation, the end point and the two major literary cities of the Yangtze River.

There are three pitfalls on hand, one is a BL synthesis of Britain and the United States, the other is a synthesis of Jin Yong's GL, and there is a short story of animation synthesis.

Jiang Tian seldom reads the latest novels—recently, after the Revolution of [-], the last two writers she pursued were Li Yu and Cao Xueqin, and the last actor she pursued was Wei Changsheng, a Qin opera singer during the Qianlong period.

So what is Zong Yingmei, which is HP, who is Dou Sen, and what is going on with Xiaoguizi CP Xiaoxuanzi, Li Qiushui CP Li Canghai, and the elementary school students who are about to end Hokage and Ten Thousand Years of Death.Fortunately, there are mobile phones in this era. Jiang Tian looked at her memory and tried to avoid the yellow pictures to absorb the meaning and information of new words, while searching hard.

As a person who was born in heaven and came to live with her elder brother in the Ming Dynasty, she has also seen the style of Qin and Han Dynasties, and met the ancient sages and sages. What is there to read in these nonsense ancient novels.Even if it is an ancient martial arts, the godmother Fang Hou was born in a reckless family, and finally became an extremely powerful minister with amazing power and turned into a fairy.One of the three righteous brothers of her mother's family gave her a thorough understanding of the world, that is, you must be able to fight, drink and have a straightforward personality, otherwise you have nothing to say.

What if it is modern?Then there are only love, murder, politics, and war, none of which are attractive to Jiang Tian.She watched the Ming Dynasty go from victory to decline, witnessed the ten days of Yangzhou, and then watched the political changes of the Qing Dynasty and... the Twelve Emperors who were ugly, studless and weak.

Half an hour later, Jiang Tian completed the trendy vocabulary.As soon as he stretched out his hand, he called back the sleepy bug that was placed on the rich second generation, put it into a small hollow ivory box and stuffed it into the purse hanging on the shirt.Take out a small notebook and write down: the first chaos in history, inch awn, I want to eat meat.

With a flick of a finger, the lady who had been put to sleep by her sleepy bug was awakened. Jiang Tian felt that he had been impacted by the new world and had passed.No matter how shocking it was, it was not as serious as when she came out of retreat and saw the planes flying all over the sky, and the big screen of the iPhone 3.

The lady woke up rubbing her eyes, yawned, almost smeared her delicate eye makeup, and blushed a little: "I'm sorry, I revisited Gaara for a few hours by the way when I was chasing fan last night, ah ~He is really cute~"

Jiang Tian: "Hehe, my lord Jiang Tian, ​​the wearer of Changle palace control."

"My name is Ji Ling. King Wu of Zhou's Ji is not Jijida. I was almost called Ji Ji." She laughed without caring at all.

Jiang Tian's face sank like water: "Miss Ji, what do you want?"

As soon as Ji Ling heard this, her brows turned upside down and her almond eyes opened wide: "The little watch that crossed into Mei Chaofeng smashed, I ask you to get her back, keep Feng Heng from dying, and let her and Huang Yaoshi live a good life. Ah~ Huang Yaoshi~Super cute~Flower of Gaoling~~Hehe~"

Jiang Tian nodded calmly, picked up the wine bottle on the table and took a sip: "I can do it, you can talk to Mr. Zhuo about the price."

Ji Ling probed and said, "You are a cultivator, are you drinking immortal wine? Can you give me a sip? Will it wash the scriptures and cut the marrow?"

Jiang Tian generously handed her the wine bottle: "Vodka, Mao Zi's wine is quite exciting."

Ji Ling seemed to be very frustrated and muttered: "Of course the wine of the fighting nation is exciting! You have almost dispelled all the good impressions of real cultivators in my mind. You should also be very cold, with fluttering clothes and a strong smell , It must be bright and colorful!"

"That's a fairy, but I can tell you that there are also female men among fairies." Jiang Tian calmly took back the bottle and took another sip, and said, "Are there any other requirements besides Mei Chaofeng?"

"Yes, yes!" Ji Ling gritted her teeth: "The elementary school student Wannian Reaper is really annoying! I don't know when I will be able to wait for the ending, help me end him, I want a happy ending, and all the black organizations will die Guangguang, the washing machine turned back into an adult and pushed Xiaolan, Mao Li and his wife remarried. No, no, no, don't start from the beginning! By the way, I saved Huiyuan Ai! Huiyuan Ai is so cute~"

"Hey~ I want to ask you, if I want to see Wang Nima who ran away, how much will Mr. Zhuo charge?"

Jiang Tian sighed, frantically clicked on the phone, and told her: "As for the mortal world, I think if you give them tens of thousands of yuan, you can see his face under the stockings, without having to find Changle Palace."

"Oh...that's right! You are so smart! I'm going to talk to Mr. Zhuo about the price~ la la la la ~" Ji Ling ran out happily.

Jiang Tian sighed, sincerely wondering if her father is really rich?Thinking about it again, my Jiang family is much richer than these people who show their signs, so I am so ordinary.Not long after, he received a notice from Mr. Zhuo, pulled out his short fat jade sword and squeezed into the parallel space.

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Mei Chaofeng, who was still a young girl, stared at Chen Xuanfeng's back.After she met Huang Yaoshi, she pursued him very hard, but in the end, the world was impermanent, and she failed to overcome the gravity of the original work, so Huang Yaoshi still married Feng Heng.

Hiding behind his back all day and listening to Huang Yaoshi yelling "Aheng" and "Aheng", Mei Chaofeng was so angry that he hurt internally.

She wants to kill Feng Heng, she must kill her!But with Huang Yaoshi's cleverness and omnipotence... no matter whether she is drugging, secretly assassinating or creating an accident, she will be found out, and she must not do it herself.

Mei Chaofeng thought: Since Huang Yaoshi was given to Feng Heng by the original power, she must be made to die copying scriptures for Huang Yaoshi.

But who is going to steal the Nine Yin Manual?

Fortunately, my brother loves me very much.

The senior brother easily accepted his proposal, "He stole the Nine Yin Scriptures and left the island to practice, and came back to marry Mei Ruohua after he learned something." If we are discovered, it must be terrible for Master to get angry.When you have thoroughly practiced the Nine Yin Manual, I don't have to be afraid of Master.If we go together, Master will definitely hunt us down, grab back the Nine Yin Scriptures and kill us. If you go alone, I will lie to Master that Master is about to give birth, and Master will not be able to leave the island for a long time. '

Chen Xuanfeng actually planned this way, but he wanted to go with Mei Chaofeng, but he was really worried that Master would hunt him down.

Mei Chaofeng patted her chest, which was not small at all, and thought with satisfaction: Mistress likes me so much, even if Master breaks someone else's leg, it shouldn't hurt me, I still have to take care of Mistress.When my wife silently wrote the Nine Yin Manual and died of dystocia, my master had to ask me to take care of Huang Rong.

Over time, there is always a chance for me to succeed.

Mei Chaofeng thought very well, but it was a pity that she was shown to Ji Ling as a typical case.

Ms. Ji Ling was very angry, one of the male gods in her heart should not be tarnished, and spent money to demand that Mei Chaofeng's conspiracy not succeed.

After Jiang Tian arrived at Peach Blossom Island, he hesitated for a while, thinking: Should I shoot Mei Chaofeng directly, or should I shoot Chen Xuanfeng and then Mei Chaofeng?Killing people is actually a hindrance to cultivation, but killing people with a knife is good.

Going directly through the peach blossom formation, although she has a little understanding of the formation, she used the earth escape... to escape directly to Huang Yaoshi who was accompanying his wife.

Jiang Tian hid in the woods, showing a little breathing, staring at Ah Heng and thinking, "Why is the Nine Yin Scriptures so difficult? Huang Shang is such a generation of wizards, should I also read Daozang?" ''Aheng is so good-looking, Huang Laoxie is not ugly, and we are both so smart. Will the child born be so beautiful that the country and the city are so smart that they are invincible? Huang Laoxie jumped out of the window with a shock.

Huang Yaoshi thought that he only had the above two things to worry about in his life.Then he saw the third thing.

He followed the invisible stranger who appeared on the island, and after less than a hundred meters, a person suddenly appeared in front of him.

a woman.

A woman who floats in the air but doesn't look like a fairy at all.

Huang Yaoshi took a closer look, and saw that this woman was one foot above the ground, with a plump and light body, a pair of peach blossom eyes with no charm under the sword eyebrows, and a smile on her face.

Jiang Tian showed his figure, and said bluntly: "Chen Xuanfeng wanted to steal your Nine Yin Manual, and Mei Chaofeng asked him to do it."

Huang Yaoshi frowned, turned around and attacked her: "Who are you?"

Jiang Tian turned his body slightly, turned his body into a phantom, and let his palm wind pass through but couldn't touch anything.I asked angrily: "Don't you know there are gods in the world?" It's not my hobby to not fight back when you get beaten!Don't fight back like this!

Huang Yaoshi snorted: "I don't know!"

Jiang Tian felt that his words were irritating and poked himself to laugh, so he couldn't help laughing: "Huang Laoxie, you are so funny! If you talk to me for a while, the Nine Yin Scriptures will be gone~ If you want me to Are you willing to see it because you lead the way?"

Huang Yaoshi had already stopped because he couldn't hit the entity, so he turned around and left angrily after hearing her words.Compared with why a phantom can speak, he cares more about how the Nine Yin Scriptures are now, and put Jiang Tian claiming to be a god... Huang Yaoshi will never believe it, thinking that she is a fraud.

It is impossible for the immortal to be hit into the phantom's body with a palm.

Huang Yaoshi caught Chen Xuanfeng who was stealing the book, and was so angry that he almost killed him, but he didn't kill him just to save himself from questioning Mei Chaofeng.

Mei Chaofeng refused to admit that Chen Xuanfeng was instructed by him at all, but Huang Yaoshi had already seen that Chen Xuanfeng, who had been desperately denying it, looked at her differently, and Mei Chaofeng's evasive eyes were also quite deceitful, so he stretched out his hands on their backs. A light pat.

Huang Yaoshi has a unique hidden weapon with a bone needle, as long as he stretches out his hand and pats the enemy lightly, the needle will go deep into the flesh and be firmly nailed to the joint of the bone.There is poison on the needle, but its effect is slow. Six times a day, it circulates according to the blood vessels, causing people to experience all kinds of unspeakable and severe pain. They cannot die for a while, and they will take their lives after one or two years of torture. .People with good martial arts are lucky to resist, but the more they resist, the more painful they are, and the suffering is like adding fuel to the flames, making it more severe.Anyone with kung fu, at this point, has to grit their teeth and use their kung fu forcefully, knowing that drinking poison to quench their thirst will be even more vicious the next time the poison occurs, but they have no choice but to block it for a while.

Chen Xuanfeng was tough enough, he gritted his teeth and resisted.It's a pity...Mei Chaofeng couldn't stand it, she was blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah blah.

Huang Yaoshi sneered three times, broke the leg bones of both of them, and ordered the dumb servant to send them off the island.Then he asked Jiang Tian who came to watch the fun: "Who are you?"

Jiang Tian smirked twice, and answered irrelevant questions: "I won't come again. Take good care of your wife, she is doomed to have a catastrophe before giving birth, you must always pay attention." After finishing speaking, he disappeared.

Huang Yaoshi was more serious, and he was shocked and angry: "Speak clearly!"

The author has something to say: Ahhh!I did what I said, and I managed to drag Huang Yaoshi out within ten chapters, but I haven't finished writing, and I have a little more tomorrow!