[Comprehensive] Selective hearing can not afford to hurt

Lan Zhi sat in a taxi with her satchel in her hand, feeling uneasy and confused, all of which had been ruined by "auditory hallucinations" long ago.

"Hi, go to Akasaka Mitsuke Shinsakacho 55."

"...Miss, the address you mentioned does not exist, and there is no such road near Akasaka Mitsuke Station."

"Then... go to Bingsheng Middle School?"

"Sorry, I've never heard of this school."

"...Sorry, I won't sit down."

Lan Zhi squeezed her schoolbag tightly, and chose to get out of the car without saying a word.

Walking out a long distance calmly and quickly, turning to a corner where no one can be seen, Lan Zhi suddenly hugged her head.

"No, don't be crazy...don't be irritable...be calm...um."

Stretching his right hand into the satchel, he trembled like Parkinson for a while, before he finally found out the mobile phone inside.

Log in to the GOO search engine and look at the map.

"Hmm...there is really no Binsheng Middle School and Shinsaka Town, and they are all replaced by this rice flower town that I have never heard of."

Lan Zhi stared at the map on the phone with a stiff face, but didn't realize that her expression at the moment could be used as the image endorsement of the Grudge Doll.

Exit the map, log in to Twitter, slide your fingertips flexibly on the screen, and enter the account and password in memory.

Landed successfully.

Lan Zhi was overjoyed, and immediately turned to the friend list, and opened a long list of address books.

"This is..." The heart that had just flown up suddenly sank.

"Kunie Chikusa, Ikegami Kogoro, Xiaolan..."... Who are these orz, don't you know them at all?

Lan Zhi covered her aching stomach, and looked at Remarks with a blank face.

"'Mother', 'Uncle Ikegami', 'elementary school classmate'?" So who are these... Her queen's name is Kuniereen, not Kuniee Chikusa at all.Lan Zhi let go of her body and leaned against the brick wall behind her, shifted her eyes from the phone to her free other hand, "I didn't notice these thin calluses before... Sure enough, this one is exactly the same as mine and even has a name. Is it not my body that is not bad?"

After confirming the fact of time travel, Lan Zhi shook his head, and dialed the number marked in the column of mother in the Twitter address book: "Mrs. Something happened today, can you come pick me up?"

Hell, Bangzhi Lanzhi in this world doesn't seem to have a good relationship with her mother. How can she get along with this mother who is used to making jokes with her own queen?

Sure enough, there was an eerie silence on the other end of the phone.

Just when Lan Zhi silently reflected on whether his attitude was still too familiar, a human voice finally came from the other side of the phone.

"...What the hell are you doing, Bangzhi Lanzhi?"

"Crack-"

Lan Zhi roughly closed the flip of the phone, staring in horror at the phone that she forcibly hung up.

Wait a minute... She didn't hear it just now, did she?Is that voice Ikegami?Why did Ikegami's voice come from calling the original owner's mother?Did she dial the wrong number?

Lan Zhi tremblingly turned on the phone, checked the address book for a long time, and re-checked on Twitter.

"That's right, this is indeed a call from 'Master Mother'...but why did Ikegami answer the call?"

……

"No, no, it should be me' auditory hallucinations' again." Lan Zhi rubbed her lungs that were swollen with fright, and let out a long breath, "It must be, it just happened to appear when I answered the phone. Auditory hallucinations, that's why Ikegami's voice appeared... Well, let's call again."

Turn on the phone again and press the confirm key to dial.

"Tsk, didn't you call yourself? What's the call?"

"..."

Lan Zhi silently pressed the hang up button again.

——Why is it Ikegami’s voice again? ! !This unscientific!

She took a deep breath and built a psychological construction for herself.

"It's like this... This mother's voice is relatively neutral, and after the processing of the phone current, it looks more like Ikegami's voice, um, it must be like this."

Lan Zhi wiped off the soybean sweat on his forehead, and pressed the replay button again with a trembling right hand.

"Bang Zhi Lan knows! What exactly do you want!" Ikegami's impatient roar came from the other end of the phone, which made people's hearts jump, as if they would be pierced through their eardrums at any time.

"..." Lan Zhi held his trembling right hand and asked uncertainly, "Chishang?"

"..." The other end of the phone was silent for half a second, "Otherwise, who do you think I am?"

...The cheating address book, the original owner of the body is not the kind of person who likes to label the toilet as a kitchen, right?

Lan Zhi pulled the corner of her lips with difficulty: "Ho... ho... I probably made a mistake, I'm really sorry, Mr. Chishang..."

Chi Shang seemed to "tsk" again: "Where are you now? I'll take you back."

Lan Zhi was so horrified that he couldn't even speak clearly: "Hey, no, no, you, you, you..."

"It's so noisy. Are you looking for that woman Kunie Chikusa? Why don't I take you there?"

"Hey hey hey why you—" Lan Zhi didn't say any more, a sharp yellow cat ran past her feet, tripped her hard, made her mobile phone fly out of her hand, and smashed miserably against the wall superior.

"My—" Lan Zhi watched the mobile phone bounce from the wall to the ground, and quickly fell into the cup through the gap of the drainage grille, staring angrily at the yellow cat who ran away.

After a while, the yellow cat that had gone away came back again, staring at Lanzhi with watery black eyes.

"..." Was it her illusion?Why did she seem to see... contempt in the yellow cat's eyes?

"Finally found you, Abbiss."

Talked, talked, talked... The cat actually talked...

Lan Zhi, who was hit again by Sanguan, played the echo in a 365-degree dull way in his head.

"That's great, I've encountered a little trouble, please help me solve it." The yellow cat waved its paw at her, stuffed something into her hand, jumped aside by itself, and chose a solid one. stand still.In an instant, the yellow cat's body suddenly became stiff, and its right hand was clenched into a fist and raised to its ear, swinging back and forth like a clockwork machine.

...Is this the ability to instantly transform into a lucky cat? !

Lan Zhi looked at Huang Miao who had disguised herself as a beckoning cat with a stomach ache, and belatedly realized that something seemed to have been thrown into her hands.

"Stop, dead thief!" Suddenly there was a violent shout from above, and several men with big samurai swords jumped down from the wall, staring at the numb Lan Zhi unkindly, "Damn thief, don't hurry up and send us away!" Hand over your treasure!"

……Eh?

eh eh?

Lan Zhi stared wide-eyed, looked uncertainly at the sapphire in his hand, and then at the cat standing aside as a decoration, his eyebrows twitched ominously.

Noticing the object in Lan Zhi's hands, the eyes of the men became more fierce: "Thief, why don't you hand over our 'Heart of the World' quickly?!"

One of them drew his sword directly: "What are you talking about, just go straight to it."

"—Wait, it's not me but the meow at your feet who robbed you! Look back, it's not a lucky cat ornament but a wretched meow! Did you see the lucky cat ornament on the side of the road? Don't you find it strange?"

Her response was a head-on knife.

"It's useless to talk too much, die with repentance, thief!"

……I……&……*……&*……

With the heart of greeting the great kingdom of gods and beasts, Lan Zhi narrowly escaped the first slash, most of her long hair was cut off by the blade.

Seeing her dodging the attack in a panic, the "lucky cat" became anxious.

"Bastard Abyss, what the hell are you doing?! You haven't released your inherent enchantment to trap them!"

"Sleepy you-py-ah, I don't know you at all, okay? What is the inherent enchantment?!"

The yellow cat was dumbfounded. When the man's big knife was about to hit Lanzhi, it had to jump out and kick the dangerous knife away with one claw.

"Hey, hey, you don't remember everything, right? What about the spirit body? Where's the chained contract body?"

"...Do you cats also watch science fiction movies? But where do you ask me, a normal person, to get you science fiction movies?"

Lan Zhi took a breath, hugged the cat tightly and rolled around on the ground, dodging the big knives that cut through the ground one after another.

"...I'm running out of strength."

Lan Zhi was lying on the ground softly, and when she was considering whether to throw the cat out to let it escape or simply die with the cat that framed her, the cat in her arms suddenly moved.

An orange halo lay between Lan Zhi and the sharp sword, blocking the attacks of several men.

"Bright light..." Lan Zhi was dumbfounded.

"It's an enchantment." The yellow cat raised its paw and patted her on the head. "Hey, can heroic spirits be reincarnated? That's fine, it should be more interesting when playing with the Holy Grail!"

At this time, Lan Zhi was so shocked that he couldn't say anything.

——Sanguan, can you break it down more thoroughly?