That stupid aunt with a knife man's shell [Comprehensive]

391.

The meal almost gave everyone a stomachache, and when they finally withdrew from the table, Onimaru even heard a small sigh of relief from many humans.

Hmm... I guess I heard a lot of swords.

"...Huh? Where's Tsurumaru Ni-chan?" Seeing that Onimaru was following 'Higakiri' and the 'Mikazuki' he saw in the morning, Conan questioned in a low voice.

By the way, the grandfather Mikazuki, who was sitting with him drinking tea before eating, turned around and stood with Onimaru-san, and even changed into... and a wig?By the way, you are really dedicated, because the concubine of Lord Onimaru is Mikazuki?It's fine to find someone who is too beautiful to be a crescent moon, and wear a wig to act as a concubine... Even if he is a man, this guy Onimaru is so enviable that he is crazy! ! !

Wife Hikakiri, concubine Mikazuki, and 'Castle Lord' 99 Onimaru... This name inheritance and personnel selection, you are not a family but some cult organization, right?

"...It should be repaired after being injured." Onimaru didn't see Tsurumaru during breakfast, and Onimaru thought for a while before answering.

Heihe is usually quite skinny, and he always spreads his wings on the edge of being beaten. In addition, he always gets cheap and behaves well, unlike the Genji brothers who advance and retreat together over there, so the number of times he was besieged by the blade when he caught the opportunity Straight up, it can be said that if we only talk about escape and one-to-many experience, among all the knives under Onimaru's command, Heihe can be said to be the strongest blade, and it is basically trained by being besieged in this way.

At the beginning, Onimaru still had the idea of ​​adjusting the relationship between them, but once he got busy...

Moreover, Onimaru sometimes feels that Tsurumaru is having fun, as a close minister on Onimaru's side?There are not many opportunities for Tsurumaru to play, but he is the dark sword who can't control his fierceness the most, and Onimaru itself is the source of the struggle, so he has no choice but to let it go.

Of course, the rest of the knives will not kill, which is one of the reasons why Onimaru is too lazy to take care of it.

It is the black crane that is most likely to be unstoppable. As a completely dark sword, regardless of the color of the crane, it usually looks normal. When fighting, it is normal for the relatives to deny it.

"Repair..." Conan looked at Onimaru with black lines, do you really think that Tsurumaru-san is a Japanese sword, and repairing it will be enough? !

Take good care of your brother!You are twins!

"Eh? Mustache Cheney-chan seems a little..." What's wrong...?Conan looked up at Higakiri next to Onimaru, is it because of the angle of view?It feels like... Higakiri, whom he knew, seems a little...

"Ah, I'm Higakiri, but I'm Onimaru Higakiri... Hey, is that what I call it?" Higakiri tilted his head. In islanders, women usually change their surnames when they marry, but he changed his surname to Onimaru. , what seems strange?Isn’t Onimaru a surname, and 99 is too common, so it’s boring if everyone is the same... Anyway, long live Genji?

Hidekiri naturally skipped the name issue, squatted down and looked at Conan, "Your soul, kid... oh, interesting..."

"Uh...Huh?!!" Although the words are different, why do you feel that the meaning revealed in these words is inexplicably familiar? !By the way, Hikiri-san, don't you already know... Wait? ! ! !Why does Hikiri-san have a chest? ! ! !

Conan stared in disbelief at the obvious protruding part of the chest of someone squatting in front of his eyes. It seemed that his hair had grown a bit, probably below the collarbone, because he was too short to notice it... ...and these two men are wearing male kimonos... Well, apart from the obi and women's kimonos, there are some styles in the kimonos that are similar to men and women, but the kimonos that are exactly the same between the two still give him a preconceived idea A misjudgment!

"Another pair of twins?!! This is unscientific!!! How could there be twins from the same egg?!" Conan shouted out of composure.

And look carefully, the San Riyue next to him is not the 'San Riyue' who drank tea with him in the morning, but a woman who looks exactly like San Riyue! ! !How can it be repaired!Sanriyue-jun's exaggerated looks are enough, but here are twins!And it's still twins!Onimaru-san, did you save the galaxy in your previous life? !Cough, no, are you clones? ! !Cloning doesn't change gender either!And to what extent are you going to restore it! ! !Even two of the non-human-looking 'Mikazuki Munekin' have this kind of thing...

Wait... I seem to have had a terrible thought just now... Conan shuddered, and with his tenacious will to survive, he suppressed a terrible conjecture that hadn't surfaced in his consciousness.

Haha... How is it possible, it is now 500 years since the era of Onimaru Kanto!

"Ahhhhh..." Hichiki smiled, straightened up and didn't answer Conan's question, although this human soul is weird, and has an unpleasant curiosity about everything around him and reasoning wisdom that is enough to match his curiosity. but……

No threat.

Then forget it.

"Let's continue the school trip for a while, have you decided who to go with?" Hikakiri put his hands in his sleeves and asked Onimaru with a smile on his chest.

"That's why you beat Tsurumaru and Higakiri into the room yesterday..." Onimaru said jokingly.Thinking of the bald crane who might be lying on his hands and entering the room with a grunt, and the older brother Qie who was dishonestly injured and full of bad words to tease Hei Crane, and the younger brother Maru who helped Mustache Kiri beat the crane in the end after trying to persuade him, he couldn't help but smile. .

Well, maybe a little bit of schadenfreude.

The Genji brothers who entered the room at hand are not the pair of Honmaru, and Onimaru never thought of letting other spirits participate instead of them, not to mention the feelings of the swords themselves...

——Onimaru thinks they won't care about this. In the eyes of many swords, the other spirits are themselves. Although the memory is different, the essence is still the same.And when they are used as knives, in order to prevent the knives from curling and breaking without weapons, their owners will carry spare swords. All knives are aware of the fact that they are replaced.

Onimaru could understand this realization, but he didn't like it.

The main reason is that Natsume and the others feel uncomfortable—they have the same appearance, but they can clearly feel that this person is not the one they know, but someone they are not familiar with, looking at them with the eyes and mentality of a stranger, or something else.

Onimaru knows this feeling all too well.

"Hasebe and Kikko, didn't they win the battle yesterday?" Onimaru shrugged, don't think he doesn't know what happened yesterday, as a team leader who leads a group of mentally ill and still has a big killer, he is always Moving forward with a heavy burden on your back.

"That's a pity." Higakiri was not very persistent, he felt that he would not be on the list from the very beginning, of course, there was the retarded but undeniably beautiful Tianxia Wu who was so beautiful that he would cause a commotion. The sword is definitely not there, and he feels that the current affairs side has a bigger problem than playing with them here.

——There was a Dark Falling Knife that found a new owner, killed the God Judge, and completely fell into Darkness.

The news came yesterday. Several small captains and related swords from the crusade team were all dealing with the impact and mopping up of this matter. To the scene, but the follow-up processing still needs to be involved.

As for the main hall that should be dealt with...

Higekiri looked at Onimaru who was talking with Natsume and the others, and watched his happy eyes and expectant expression—let's tell the head of the house after the school trip.

They will never fail to buy him even this little time.

392.

The elementary school students continued yesterday's follow-up activities, and Onimaru and the others also continued their school trip.

Compared with yesterday's visit to the historic sites, their itinerary today is more casual, that is... eating and playing.

The goal of the club on the second day is to eat all the famous snacks in Kyoto!Play all the fun memes and games here!

"So you really want 'that' at this time?"

"Oh! I haven't tried it yet!" To be precise, it's like playing with good friends!

"That……"

Onimaru had a question mark.

"Hahaha, Onimaru-san, I'll teach you."

"Come on, our goal is..."

“Eat all over Kyoto!”

Everyone clenched their right fists, raised them high and shouted, "Oh!"

Onimaru was stunned for a moment, then raised his hand and smiled: You guys are too cute...

"Ah, Onimaru-san, you should be more passionate! Let's do it again!"

……

Then they went to an open-air stage show on the street, where they changed their clothes to experience the feeling of a samurai fighting, and then according to the news of the monsters, they went to a street snack bar with good taste but no reputation, after that I went boating on the river again and ate the famous grilled fish on board.

I went to eat omelet rice at noon, and also had some beef and chicken nuggets.

The wonderful feeling of gravy bursting on the tongue coating made several teenagers and girls love and nostalgia very much.

After that they also went to the art gallery.

Although it is an art museum, it does not exhibit sword-related items, but an exhibition that focuses on art works.To be honest, the styles of the works inside are very diverse, but it makes people feel inexplicable.Onimaru likes the huge painting of the blue sky and the sea in the corner the most, which makes people feel relaxed and happy. This evaluation has been unanimously agreed by the friends, and at the same time they agree that they do not have the level of appreciation. The works of art highly praised by others they They couldn't understand it at all, but the painting in the corner, which was evaluated as having no artistic conception and technique at all, was unanimously loved by them.

Of course, they just BB in a low voice, saying that this picture composed of almost only blue is the most comfortable in the entire exhibition hall, the painter is the most clear and the mood is the most clear... They will not commit this kind of public anger.

And it doesn't make sense either.

Afterwards, a group of teenagers and girls who bullied monsters learned a lot of places worth visiting from monsters. They went to some interesting second-hand shops and saw a lot of old things, such as second-hand home appliances, furniture, bags, etc. It's understandable to pack something, second-hand clothes, second-hand glass bottles, second-hand flags, etc...

Onimaru said that his knowledge has increased.

Afterwards, they went to the market to see the art of Jufa. Onimaru didn't know what the other friends were like, but Onimaru only knew. Looking around, every piece of work looked similar, and the writing was not as interesting as his swordsmen.

In other words, the writing is not as good as the swords, and it seems quite normal?

After visiting these places, the time is almost up, and then, although a little embarrassed, they will not go back to the mansion tonight.

Because the previous homestay was set by Onimaru, he found that a homicide might happen but he didn't make a follow-up plan, which caused everyone to almost sleep on the street. Onimaru offered to compensate everyone and book another hotel.

Although Natsume and the others tried their best to refuse, they were finally persuaded by Onimaru.

Why?Because if you come to Kyoto, how can you not enjoy a geisha performance?In addition, Ji Lang has already booked a hotel for them. There are not only performances there, but also a big hot spring, and what they soaked in the past two days was artificial hot spring.

The so-called artificial hot springs are the various trace elements of the hot springs in the big pool, simulating the environment of the hot springs. Although the various facilities are very good, they are not as comfortable as the real hot springs in all aspects.

393.

It is not a good thing to see a drowned woman in the hot spring. The teenagers don't know whether to cover their bodies or their faces and look at the woman in the hot spring that no one else can see. They are defeated after less than 10 minutes of soaking. Fleeing from the hot spring pool in embarrassment.

But in fact, the super-minded Onimaru is not much better. He pulled one hand and cut off the masters of the female ghosts who were "staring at their main hall and dreaming about things". He felt that it would be bad to stay any longer...

The physical kind.

The teenagers who escaped from the hot spring in embarrassment met the girls who left the hot spring with the same expression. After asking, they found out that there was a drowned woman in the male soup, and the female soup was not much better. The kappa was lurking in the water, and the girls who didn't know what to do had to leave the bathroom, backed out with shame and anger, their faces flushed.

Listening to what happened to each other, the boys and girls looked at each other for a long time, and finally couldn't help laughing.

It's really, really good to have all of you here.

It's great to have someone around who understands me.

After soaking in the soup, we waited for the show and dinner. Taking advantage of this time, Tanuma proposed to play a game console. Everyone who didn’t go to the game hall with his friends was very interested. Onimaru, who grew up, was quite curious about the usual attitude of everyone playing game consoles, and he had never played this kind of thing before, so he followed it curiously.

"Hey~~ Onimaru-san hasn't played a game console before?" Kagome, who has played with her classmates twice, is quite curious, but considering that the other party is a god, it seems that there is no sense of disobedience.

In island countries, the main consumers of game consoles are actually adults. Those game consoles contain serious gambling elements. People who play steel balls as a profession are common.

By the way, most of the swordsmen who have been to the 21st century have played small steel balls, some of them were brought by the people in the Luchuan group in the name of flattery, and some of them ran away out of curiosity, but the swordsmen have good willpower , Feeling that after all, this is something the boss uses to make money, not give money, so I have no interest in it anymore.Only Izumi Mori Kanesada once lost a month's salary, and then (weeping and swearing in private) never stepped into the game arcade again.

Naturally, no one has played with Onimaru.

"Yeah." Wanwusangzhi, save the child from the hands of the game... These slogans Onimaru are too familiar, as he wants to be a good boy, of course he will not play these game consoles, although he is not completely ignorant of this kind of thing, But it's true that I haven't played it once, and I haven't really seen it once.

Onimaru, who didn't know how to explain it like this, had no choice but to keep his mouth shut and brushed off the question.

There is nothing to say about the game consoles. They are the King of Fighters video games that are common on the streets in the 90s, as well as game consoles that push money and coins, claw machines, dancing machines, shooting machines, and... small steel balls.

By the way, it's obviously a video game, but it's called Steel Ball. Onimaru said that the people here are really interesting.

Finally, when playing games, sometimes you really can't win by reacting quickly.

So let's not ask about the result of the game battle.

And can Hasebe stop your embarrassment?Really embarrassing.

A group of people left the game room satisfied, changed their clothes and began to eat.

Dinner is kaiseki.

Although I really want to say that it is very delicious, but the eating habits are different. I can only say that what I eat is a kind of artistic conception. It is different from the dishes made by Mitsutada in Honmaru. Mitsutada will take care of his preferences. Here is a complete kaiseki There were a lot of dishes, including mashed radish, raw vegetables, and sashimi, and all of these were accepted by Hasebe and Kikko with a smile.

The geisha who came in during the performance couldn't help but look at the three Onimaru.

Natsume and the others smiled, what can they do?They've become wretchedly used to it!

"Did you see that?! That dancer is really elegant!" On the way back to the room, Duogui discussed with the other girls excitedly.

"Yeah! Especially the first visit when I came in, it was really beautiful!" Kagome smiled and walked beside Duogui.

"Onimaru-san was expressionless the whole time watching..." Natsume teased.

"I think Sanriyue dances better when she is in the mood." No matter which Sanriyue is, she dances beautifully.Onimaru shrugged.

"...It can't be compared at all!" Everyone complained about Guiwan, that is known as the most beautiful five swords in the world, don't you feel that your conscience will hurt when you compare him with ordinary people? !

"But Mr. Swordsmen are all men, why can't they show the femininity of women? Even if you have seen Mr. Mikazuki's fan dance, Miss Dancer's performance should be different, right?" I don't want the main preparation for this performance Those who felt no gain, Kagome smiled inspired.

Onimaru, the second batch of swords under his subordinate Honmaru, who has received more overeducation, smiled and said nothing. He had been treated like this by the swordsmen, and he really didn't feel much about the pure performance of geisha, whether it was manners, appearance, emotion or strength of character. , he has seen the best.

The longer he stays in this world, the more he can feel how outstanding and shining his swords are, and how they hold the best things in the world in front of him.

394.

Another day of follow-up time passed, Xiaolan and the others returned to the hotel, and the day of flying around was over.

Although he found a new hotel, but out of selfishness, Conan still came to Mansion 99. He really cared about the people in this mansion, whether it was the result of the reasoning that he killed, or the people here had great strength , and will not hesitate to use violence, which made him feel uneasy, so he came back here again.

but……

Seeing the doorbell that no one answered at all, and the dark courtyard, Edogawa Conan fell into a daze.

Wait... It doesn't look like you're just going away temporarily, did you buy this yard just to live in it for a day? !Where did such a large group of people go? !No news at all!What are you doing here in Kyoto? !

Also, if there's no one here... what am I supposed to do at night? !

Edogawa, Elementary School Student, Detachment, Conan, felt a touch of despair.

395.

In the evening, because everyone wanted to experience the feeling of co-sleeping, the boys all gathered in one room. At night, the boys had night talks, pillow fights, and card games. Several of them tried it out.

Just after the battle, when Natsume and Tanuma were helplessly helping the clumsy Onimaru make up the bed, there was a knock on the door.

"Come in." Onimaru, who knew who was outside, nodded towards the door.

Natsume looked curiously, and saw two women in gorgeous kimonos kneeling at their door. The two women had beautiful white makeup, walked in two steps on their knees, and bowed to the room.

Gentle, elegant, and soft, with a kind of charm that people can't take their eyes off.

Natsume and his friends were stunned.

Onimaru was not stunned, he took two steps forward and picked up the two 'female' from the ground with his bare hands, threw his hands outside the door, and closed the sliding door with a swipe.

Eh? ! !Natsume, Tanuma, Rokudo, and Inuyasha continued to be confused.By the way, why do these two women seem to be... taller than them? ! !

"Aruji !!! Where can we not do well? !!!"

"Dog Xiujin Sama!!!"

A familiar call from the master came from outside the door.

Natsume's red face can't laugh or cry, Tanuma's black line, Inuyasha's head is rolling with thunder, Rokudo lowers his head and covers his face...

——You master controllers are really enough!Doesn't it mean that others are better than you? !And you are serious masters and servants!Don't make it look like you're performing a manga!

The author has something to say: Famous painting critic: This painting is super rough!

The author of the painting of the sea: anger value 10%

Well-known painting critic: The color contrast and gradient of this painting are simply shit!

The author of the painting of the sea: anger value 50%

Well-known painting critic: This painting has no artistic conception at all!

The author of the painting of the sea: anger value 90%

Onimaru and others: I think this painting looks the most comfortable in the entire exhibition hall. The artist must be an artist as clear as the sea!

Famous Painting Critic: Well, it's just an unknown little guy.

The author of the painting of the sea: So I won't kill you.

Well-known painting critics: ? ! ! !

Qianji: It's gratifying to prevent a murder by accident.

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Mancai: (Japanese: Mancai/まんざい/Manzai) is a form of stand-up comedy in Japan (known as stand-up comedy in Hong Kong), similar to Chinese counterpart cross talk.