That stupid aunt with a knife man's shell [Comprehensive]

300.

In Noragami, there is such a setting: the world is divided into the other side and this side - the other side is the place where the underworld, monsters, etc. live, and this side is the secular world, which is the material world such as the human world.The place between the two is called the gap or dead angle, which means between the two or the dead angle of human sight, where gods, dead spirits, and some little monsters live.This world overlaps with the present world, but it is not noticed by the present world, because the characteristic of the 'dead corner' is forgetting.Even if gods and monsters do unreasonable things in front of human beings, if you don’t see them, it won’t affect you, and if you see them and forget them, it means that they didn’t happen.

Just like Miss Ichihara Yuko once said: Although there are many incredible things in this world, no matter how strange or strange things are, as long as no one is around, as long as no one sees them, and as long as they have nothing to do with people—— It's just a "phenomenon" that is fleeting, and talent is the most incredible thing in this world.

Humans and non-humans rely on this layer of blind spots to maintain the superficial peace.

301.

Naturally, he didn't go to work, but sat at the bar and waited for Miss Shiko to make drinks. For Onimaru, this feeling was quite new.

"Hey, your martini." Tsurumaru, who was standing behind the bar and dressed as a waiter, presented a very low-key drink to Onimaru, "My guest, I will also make DeathIernoon, LongIsndIcedTea, and AuntRoberta , would you like to try it?"

Tsurumaru looked like a master of poker, with one hand supporting the bar, he put his delicate face in front of Onimaru, his red eyes looked at Onimaru affectionately, and said jokingly.

"Speaking as if I don't know how to tune." A slap pushed Tsurumaru's head away, "And what do you mean by quoting some booze? Are you seducing me into bed?"

"Cough, cough, cough..." Ms. Shizi, who was going to teach Tsurumaru not to serve only one person, coughed uncontrollably, and looked in the direction of Onimaru and the other curious drinkers.

The two are really too conspicuous, not to mention the stark contrast of one black and one white, and the two have too similar looks, one can tell that they are related by blood, but how can the atmosphere between the two be... intimate but not Like a relative, but without a trace of desire, there is a sense of class in the trust... It makes Miss Shizi and the guests who are familiar with Tsurumaru very curious.

Especially those female members who come here for Tsurumaru's appearance, although they are more or less holding the idea of ​​looking at beautiful men, and if they can, it would be good to have a break, but when faced with the BL romance that they fancy beautiful men, they are also willing to support and point out. called.

After all, this is Japan, and the acceptance of BL is still very high.

Because Ms. Shizi's place is a clear bar, which is smaller and quieter, not to mention Onimaru and Tsurumaru, who have sharp ears and eyes, ordinary people can also see the movement of the entire bar in their eyes.

For Ms. Shiko's attention, Onimaru drank the rest of the wine in one gulp, and asked Miss Shiko to leave. Tsurumaru also took off her clothes, bid farewell to Ms. Shiko, followed behind Onimaru, and the two left together .

"Ah... I knew it." Shizi looked at Tsurumaru's leaving back and sighed regretfully.

"Eh? Is Tsurumaru-san leaving now? Didn't the shop just start work?" The uncle who thought he had tied his tie on his forehead asked drunkenly.

"He, he has never been in the store, and he will leave sooner or later." Shizi wiped his wine glass, "But it's true, how could such a strong guy be willing to stay in this small bar like mine."

"And..." Seeing Tsurumaru walking a step away behind Onimaru, Shiko shook her head. This is not a brotherly relationship, but it's not her turn to care, is it?

"That guy is a real warrior..."

"Ah? What samurai?"

"It's nothing, it's just some inexplicable exclamation." Miss Shizi shook her head, and the broken picture that just emerged from the bottom of her heart disappeared again.

"Men, I always think that I can break through the sky, but I never thought that no matter how high the geese fly, they will always fall to the ground."

The original atmosphere in the bar was restored again. It seemed that nothing had changed because of the departure of a bartender, and it seemed that it had changed silently long ago.

302.

"This is the Ashikawa group?" Onimaru looked at the eight-story commercial building in front of him. Japanese buildings are generally not built high due to the earthquake. They can have a building as a stronghold when the land price is soaring. The Ashikawa group also does not Onimaru thought so badly.

"Ah, I'm working here now." Tsurumaru put his hand on Onimaru's shoulder, "But these guys can't watch at all...so let's go first..."

"Eh? But according to Japanese etiquette, as a parent, I should go to the boss at the place where my subordinates work. Thanking them for taking care of you is... right?" Onimaru tilted his head, saying that Japanese etiquette is really troublesome, and it is very inexplicable of.

"Who did you hear that from... and thank you for something..." Tsurumaru sighed, a well-concealed disdain flashed in his boring eyes, "They should be the ones thanking me."

"At least you have the self-awareness that you are a god. How can there be a god to thank human beings?"

"But they are your boss, and I'm your guardian? It's the guardian, I should be the one to visit." Onimaru touched Tsurumaru's head, saying that Tsurumaru's head feels really good.

"Hmm... Although this logic is correct." Looking at Onimaru's completely normal appearance now, Tsurumaru buried his head into Onimaru's neck and shoulders. Such uneasiness and despair, although he was a little aware of it at first, but he never thought it was so serious.

Or should it be said that Onimaru was blinded by his natural and powerful nature?

It really scared him.

This kind of scare is not interesting at all, and I hope there will be no next time.

"Master Onimaru!"

The familiar shrill voice came to mind, Onimaru and Tsurumaru heard the prestige and looked over. It was the familiar Shizheng Foxnosuke, a yellow and white big-headed little fox kneeling three meters behind Onimaru respectfully.

"Shizheng has installed the transmission device according to the address you gave. From now on, Shizheng, Warring States, and the 21st century will officially run in parallel. The three time points will advance at a ratio of one to one, and we have improved the conversion device. You can travel between the Warring States Period and the 21st Century as many times as you like every day. However, due to defense reasons, the Political Headquarters cannot travel more than three times a day. If you exceed the number of times, you need to submit an application. After the three chairmen respond and guarantee, you can go unimpeded. "

"... I seem to be the chairperson too, right?" Onimaru recalled his many titles.

"Yes, so you only need to get the guarantee of the two seat chiefs."

"Huh?! This really scared me! The master needs to return to Shizheng..." Tsurumaru laughed angrily when he heard Fox's words.

"Tsurumaru." Holding Tsurumaru's hand to touch the knife, Onimaru accepted it well: "If I stay in Shizheng all day, I probably don't need a guarantee, this is just for safety."

Looking at the sword that Tsurumaru put in, Foxanosuke breathed a sigh of relief——

Damn!As soon as I got in touch, I found out that two months had passed, and it was scary to find out that this adult here had become a god certified by Gao Tianyuan or something!

You must know that it has only been more than two days over the political affairs side!More than two days, do you understand? !A man with a sword, or even a man with a sword of his own spirit, is completely incomparable with a god!They can regard the sword man as a monster, as a shikigami, but they absolutely cannot use a god as their own power!The only human being in history who did it was the Great Onmyoji Abe Seimei who was thousands of years ago.

Even if the belief in the gods is very weak in the age of the Dharma, or even they don't care about the gods, but this does not mean that they can neglect the gods in current affairs!Rather, as onmyojis who follow the principles of yin and yang, they fear gods more than ordinary people!

Because they understand better than anyone else the consequences of God's anger!

As Shizheng's Honosuke, Honosuke can understand very well that Shizheng once again experienced a "big earthquake" after the incident of Gao Tianyuan's certification was reported back to Shizheng.This time the 'earthquake' was much more frightening than the last time knowing that a ghost had appeared inexplicably, and some political personnel who were tough on swords just 'wilted' outright.

Even the 'Edo Castle Reconstruction Plan' was abolished directly.

Everything the gods do is right, and everything the gods give is a reward.For gods, human beings only need to worship, ask, and finally accept.

Gods and humans are different. Humans should pray for help from the gods, but they can also accept disasters from the gods.Neither thanks nor blame the gods.

According to the values ​​of other countries, the belief here should be: everything the gods do is reasonable.

That's right.

303.

The fixed location of Shizheng's portal is of course not in Onimaru's shrine, or even in any real estate under the Suzuki Group, but in a ruin circled by Onimaru after searching.

Yes, it is in the ruins beside the big pit that Kagu Tsuhyunshi smashed out and has not been cleared up to now.

Onimaru: According to the pissing nature of the current politics, there is no guarantee that there will be any forces involved in the future, so let's get rid of the relationship as soon as possible.

Suzuki: The master is mighty!The master has nothing to spare!

Shizheng: Stay away from the gods, if you accidentally fall into his hands, the whole Shizheng will explode... QvQ

Of course, Onimaru didn't care about Shizheng's idea of ​​"death or death", but stepped through the golden circle of light, and returned to the long-lost Edo Castle with the swords who had stayed by his side for several months.

He was greeted by the Honmaru swordsmen who had been waiting at the other end of the door. They stood there in a leisurely and expectant manner, watching Onimaru approaching with a happy smile: "Welcome back, Onimaru/Master/Main Hall /general!"

"I'm back." Onimaru looked at them and finally showed a gentle smile.

It turns out that I have long regarded this place as a place of belonging, so I never forget it and look forward to returning.

"Master." Yoshiro Suzuki was waiting outside the office with a stack of documents.

Onimaru looked at this young samurai whose appearance was similar to that of 500 years later, and found that time was still engraved in his eyes. 500 years later, Suzuki Yoshiro's face was still immature, but his eyes were deep and indifferent to time. In this era 500 years ago, Suzuki Yoshiro was still a boy and naive, with infinite vitality and undisguised hope for the future in his eyes.

As bright as the morning sun.

"What's the problem?" Putting on a loose and ordinary kimono and hakama behind the screen, Onimaru began to plan for the future. The affairs of Edo Castle can be handed over to Yiqi and Suzuki to coordinate the overall situation, and the details can also be handed over to others. The sword and human beings do it, and the schooling in the 21st century may not be able to escape. Before coming here, Shizheng emphasized it again, although the original mandatory tone has been changed to admonishment...

But thinking about the pile of documents on the table and the parts in Suzuki's hands, Onimaru suddenly felt that going to school or something might not be bad...

"In addition to the regular construction issues recently, the more important thing is that the emperor announced that he will move the capital to Edo Castle. Regarding the emperor's reception and resettlement issues. The emperor also proposed that he wants the mistress to accompany the ladies, and hopes to be able to cooperate with them. You step up and move around."

Suzuki reported respectfully.

"Sanriyue..." Wait!I heard that there is relatively no morals here, and San Riyue who goes to accompany guests will not be unspoken... No, no, isn't the problem that San Riyue is essentially a man, a man's knife!

For a moment, Onimaru felt his head was getting bigger.

"Yes, after the Emperor heard that your wife is Settsu Genji, he was very concerned about it, and probably raised it based on this."

Onimaru's hand tying the belt stopped suddenly.

Settsu Genji?

"Who is my wife...?"

Suzuki was very curious why Onimaru would ask such a question, but he just glanced at the screen in doubt, and lowered his head to answer the question submissively: "Master, it is widely rumored that your wife is the blond hair and white dress, noble and dazzling like a famous utensil. Master Mustache."

Onimaru lost his grip on the strap in his hand and finally fell off.

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Onimaru: Wait?who?no!How did I not know I was married? ! !

And this mistress?It's not that it's Sanriyue... No, I didn't say yes, and I seem to have thrown Sanriyue away to reflect on the reason of Sanriyue's troubles... But this is not the reason for you to change to be the mistress!

And didn't Sankayue beat up Tochikiri?Hikakiri came back and got the position of mistress?Did you get my consent for this change? !

And when I heard that these two are my wives, why did my first reaction be who gave me the courage to marry these two uncles?Liang Jingru? !

I feel like I'm really hopeless...

And doesn't this situation look familiar? ! !

The author has something to say: If there is a mistake in the content of bartending in this chapter, everyone should take it as it is in the article. I have never been to a bar, and I want to cry when I find information about bartending...