That stupid aunt with a knife man's shell [Comprehensive]

261.

In the blink of an eye, it will be a month later.

"Your Alexander, please."

Onimaru presented a glass of cocktail in front of a man in a suit and leather shoes, but was so drunk that he tied a tie on his forehead, smiled and gestured please, began to clean the drinking utensils just used, and listened calmly to the bragging of the alcoholics around him Spanking, with a polite yet enthusiastic smile on his face.

Beside him is Heihe in waiter clothes, lying on the bar counter and chatting with the guests with great interest.From Onimaru's point of view, Tsurumaru's slender waist is supported by the bar counter and his own long legs, sinking into a very attractive arc. Under the wrapping of the bartender's black and white uniform, there is a strong and unique temptation force.

And this beautiful scenery, not only Onimaru noticed, many ladies who came to him and Tsurumaru in the store also stared at Tsurumaru's sexy waist with burning eyes.

Onimaru sighed softly, and slapped Heihe's ass, telling him to keep a low profile, and don't make troubles regardless of the occasion. This world doesn't know what kind of strong people there are, so it's better for them outsiders to keep a low profile.

Tsurumaru turned his head and showed a bright and sly smile, and his black hair and blood-red eyes seemed to soften.Tsurumaru, who accepted it as soon as he saw it, quickly stood up straight.

As a bartender, Tsurumaru, he prefers to chat and fart with these drunken drunks rather than standing behind the bar to mix drinks. He set out a lot of news.

Helping behind are Kikoko Shinmune and Yamabuki Kirihiro. One of them is shy, and the other is a guy who looks abstinent but reveals a perverted look when he sees Onimaru. He rescued the rude guests several times in Onimaru After molesting and asking for 'play', Onimaru ruthlessly threw him backstage to help move the wine and do the sanitation, and then went to maintain the safety and tranquility around the bar.

Ok?

You ask why they work in a bar?Didn't you come to school?

This is a long story.

262.

After watching two huge Damocles that day, they finally decided to leave this place. Before leaving, Onimaru asked Foxnosuke to leave a miniature lens for monitoring.

Then, should I say it was unexpected or expected, this rooftop didn’t even need Onimaru to wait for a few days, almost the next moment it was surrounded by several people wearing golden rabbit masks, wearing black mutant hunting clothes, and a The white pom-pom figure hunted.

Of course, these 'rabbits' got nothing.

On the contrary, the humans of Foxnosuke, Touken and Shizheng broke out in a cold sweat, and then fell silent.

——This world does not seem to be as safe as they imagined. Rather, it is so sensitive to space-time fluctuations. Then, does this world have in-depth research on space-time technology? !If the research is strong, can the human beings in this world search their world according to the fluctuation of time and space?

The political affairs have fallen into another round of quarrels, and the theme of this quarrel is whether to give up the exploration of this world.

After that, Foxnosuke invaded the public security network and forged their identities in this world for Onimaru and the others.

Then, again, failed.

Not only did it fail, but it was almost traced to its body by the world's network guards. Foxnosuke was so frightened that he quickly disconnected from the network. As a result, his identity was not confirmed, and even the most basic intelligence search was delayed.

Current Affairs: This is unscientific! ! !Our 23rd century technology has been defeated by the 21st century? ! !

So one person lived on the street with five knives...

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... There is no other way! ! !Who told Shizheng not to change the banknotes of this era!Why worry about currency circulation and coin serial numbers, just let them bring some small judges over!Xiaopan is gold!Without exchange, how can it be used in modern society? ! !

There is no way to exchange them in the bank. They don't even have valid identities, so Horikawa, who is better at assassination and more precisely familiar with certain improper behaviors, suggested that they go to some gray organizations to exchange gold.

So a group of people turned to look for the underworld.

Current affairs?

They are still arguing at this time.

But things didn't bring Jiren to the scene where they needed to confront the underworld—they rescued Miss Shizi who opened a bar and had a close relationship with the cadres of a certain underworld organization in a chaotic street.

When she learned that these guys who looked like the young master and the young master's entourage had neither identity nor residence, Ms. Shizi generously said that they could work in her bar, and the residence could also help her to get acquainted The underworld help arrange it - no ID card is required, just take it as a thank you for their life-saving grace.

So the black and white bartender with twins as a selling point, two people only get one share of money, one bartender and the other '**', is just like that.

As a side note, Kikko originally planned to replace Onimaru in bartending, but unfortunately he revealed some "little secrets" when he faced Onimaru, and someone in the "inner circle" took a fancy to him. Stabilized on the spot, and then asked Luan Qu to clean up the tail. After confirming that there would be no trouble, Tortoise was packed and thrown backstage by Onimaru, together with Yamabukiri, who was especially molested by some strange people.

As for the two blades of Ran and Horikawa, they consider themselves to be the master's personal dagger/assassination blade, but because of their height and appearance, they are not suitable for staying in bars, so they can only go out at night to collect information about the organization around them, and the other who turned into a dagger was killed. With Onimaru in his arms, and after the bar closed early in the morning, Ichihaba went home together.

Go back to the luxurious, high-rise, but quite small home that was rented at a high price under the hostility of the underworld cadres.

In this case, the matter of going to school naturally fell through.

263.

"Are you up? Don't you want to sleep a little longer?" Tsurumaru, who was cleaning, looked at Onimaru who came out of the bedroom and said hello.

"I'm hungry." Rubbing his eyes, the slender arms of Tsurumaru picked up the big box in the living room, "It's so heavy, what is it?"

"It seems to be a bathtub? Horikawa bought it." Tsurumaru looked up and thought about it, and dug out Horikawa's request from the depths of his memory.

"...Oh." The Japanese are obsessed with the honey juice in the bath.Onimaru put the bathtub out of the way, looked at Tsurumaru who had wiped a half-wall of French windows spotless, "You really like this wall."

"Of course! I didn't expect that there would be such a perspective in the future world..." Tsurumaru looked out of the French windows with great interest. Their apartment is located on the highest floors of a certain building. Looking out from the transparent French windows, the outside It is row upon row of high-rise buildings, below is a road that flows like a river, and in the distance is the end of the blurred horizon. Looking up, everything is small and all beings are illusory.

"In the previous era, it belonged to the perspective of the gods." It was like sitting on the sky, with the white clouds.

"It really... scared me." Tsurumaru smiled and looked at the scenery outside the window, but unfortunately the window cannot be opened, otherwise jumping from this height must be very frightening.

The so-called crane, isn’t it just flying gracefully with the white clouds?

Onimaru looked at the white bone tail shaking excitedly behind Tsurumaru, and his fingers were about to move.

"Cough...you want to eat..." Quickly changed the subject, Onimaru looked at the clock, "Lunch?"

Take out the grilled eel, fried cabbage, and white rice in the refrigerator, bite them in the microwave, and serve them with a cold cucumber as an appetizer after waking up. It is still very delicious.It's just that the vegetables and meat in the island country are not too expensive, and the fruits are even more expensive, which is not very happy...

"No, I've already eaten. After all, I got up early." Tsurumaru waved his hand and began to pack the bucket and rag.

"Liar." Onimaru didn't raise his head, "Based on the money we earn now, it's not enough to buy eel rice for meals. There are grilled eels in the refrigerator, and none of you are willing to eat."

"Oh, don't tell me it's broken." After washing the tools and putting them on the balcony to dry, Tsurumaru pulled away the chair opposite Onimaru, "It's even more uncomfortable for us if the main hall is hungry or can't eat well, otherwise you It’s not like eating it so simply, without leaving any mess.”

"Is there just one meal in the refrigerator?" Onimaru flipped over, 'Don't you know? ’ rolled his eyes, “And staying in bed until now isn’t it just to avoid eating with me. Don’t just buy one if you know that I will give him a share. It’s very difficult to pretend that I don’t know about such a clumsy escape. .”

Ranto Shiro is a short sword, and Onimaru can't be mistaken for the detection and combat effectiveness of a full-level short sword.After he got up, the mess who slept with him didn't get up?And still haven't woken up?Who was the blade who woke up and captured the tortoise shell the moment the tortoise shell stepped into the bedroom?

"But the master likes to eat grilled eel very much!" This was Ranto Shiro who couldn't pretend to stick his head out of the bedroom.

By the way, this high-end apartment has one bedroom, one living room, one kitchen and one bathroom. It is about 5 to 60 square meters in size. It has a stove, microwave, refrigerator, washing machine, TV, and a small balcony. When sleeping at night, Ghost Maru and Luan slept on the double bed in the bedroom, Tsurumaru, Yamabagiri, and Horikawa slept on the sofa and the floor in the living room, and Kikoko slept in the bathroom.

——Because a certain Baba tried to attack at night on the first day of living in, but was made into a sword by the dagger who slept with Onimaru and Wakizashi who had been guarding the door all the time, and was ordered to be tied up by Onimaru who was getting up and had a dark face. It’s good to be locked in the bathroom, and tortoiseshell has been fond of bathrooms since then...

Onimaru is too lazy to care about Touken’s decision, it’s better to say that he always can’t say enough to Touken in these aspects. Anyway, Touken will not have bone deviation or other problems due to sleeping posture problems. Even if there is, one hand is basically enough can be solved.He also went with them.

By the way, standard bathrooms in Japan must have bathtubs, but this apartment seems to be lacking due to the structural limitations of the toilets, probably because of this, it has been unable to rent out, so Horikawa bought bathtubs to supplement the lack of bathrooms.

"But no one eats it every day, I'm almost tired of eating eel." The eel tastes really delicious. After coming here to exchange a certain amount of gold through the underworld cadre, Onimaru and the swords have a good meal in the shopping street One meal, probably because of Onimaru's preference for eel rice at that time, these swordsmen misunderstood that he liked to eat this most.

But Onimaru really likes it, just like it, but Onimaru has eaten eel for half a month, can he eat other things?For example, fried chicken nuggets, scrambled eggs with tomatoes, fried ham, he doesn't mind either.

"Hmm..." Luan ran out of the room and sat at the dining table, "Then shall we buy sushi next time?"

"I hate raw food."

"beef?"

"It's been a week."

"Tempura?"

"This one needs to be fried fresh, but you know your frying techniques yourself."

"Hmm... I knew I would have brought Mr. Candlestick Che here." Luan puffed up her cheeks.

"...Forget it with him." Let a guy who quietly strengthens his yang prepare food for himself every day... Sorry, before he forgets about this, Candlestick Che should just stay in the Warring States period for him.

"We're back~" With the sound of the door, Kunihiro Horikawa, Kunihiro Yamababagiri, and Shinmune Kikko walked in carrying things.

"It's been hard work." Onimaru nodded at Sanken, "Have you encountered any problems?"

"No, the boss this time is very nice and taught us a lot." Kunihiro Horikawa put down the handbag in his hand and sat down at the table.

"Yes~ You don't really need to worry about us, after all, we are not ordinary young humans." He took out a... one, whip, tortoiseshell Shinmune from the handbag and paid tribute to Onimaru for today's income with a smile, " Please be good...give me a reward for pain~~"

"..." This guy really makes trouble if he doesn't fight for a day!

Tsurumaru and Ranxia, ​​who drew their swords at the same time, attacked the turtle shell in an instant!

"...Haha, well." With an awkward smile, Horikawa put away Tortoise's whip, and Horikawa explained to Onimaru, "Turkey Koden found a new job today, working in a certain club, this is his work, uh... one of the props one."

"..." Onimaru was silent, he didn't even need to recall where the tortoise shell was rescued from!Now that he came to the new world, why did he send himself there? ! ! !

"Please don't worry, Kikkoden will be careful." Horikawa showed a smile without the slightest haze, but said something completely different from the sunny smile, "After all, this whip is used by Kikkoden to beat people, and It wasn't the one who was beaten. I think, for the Kikakaden, only you have the right to give him pain."

"That's right~~~~ That's it~~~~~" With Tsurumaru and Kiko Shinmune running around in the room, stepping on the ceiling to the other side of the room, he confessed loudly to Onimaru: "Only you have I am qualified to give me pain! Only the pain you give has value! Only you are my only master~~~~~”

"That's not the reason for you to pervert your master!!!!" X2, Tsurumaru Yoran, who was chasing after him, jumped and attacked fiercely.

"..." Yamabuchi pulled the hood of the sweater, and said, do you want to report?It seems that there is no room for him in this house. Sure enough, the imitation is not even qualified to speak, so he is worthy of expelling little monsters for the house, and expelling monsters for the neighborhood. The spiritual power of the imitation is already no one will count on...

264.

"Okay." Onimaru clapped his hands, stopping the dancing of demons in the room.

Seeing Jibasa sitting in rows, Onimaru sat at the end of the cleaned table and looked at everyone.

"I already exchanged enough gold with Mr. Nitta yesterday. Next, we are going to explore the whole of Tokyo. After all, if we don't produce results, it will be difficult for the current affairs side to explain."

It won't be long before Shizheng will stabilize the transmission channel, and then you can simply travel between Shizheng, the Warring States Period, and the 21st century. Foxnosuke is not here now because of this.

Then, it is necessary to find a large place to live in the future.

There is also an investigation on the power system of this era. Onimaru has collected a considerable part of the power system he knows through Internet inquiries and conversations between Tsurumaru and the drunk—for example, the seashell that caused the double image of Shizheng Observation in the future The rainbow power system, such as Academy City with the ability to destroy the earth with one blow, such as the desperate leader who used technology and hypnosis, such as the purple-haired little girl who called herself Athena and brought a group of saints, and that The famous witch among many dimensions, etc...

To be honest, the first time I saw the name of the winner Baime Guijing at some archery conference, Onimaru broke out in a cold sweat. Later, I found out from this line what kind of Daoji consortium, a wish-fulfilling shop, will A pet shop selling man-eating monsters, a flying vending machine in Ikebukuro... etc. Onimaru is not surprising at all.

Anyway, just take a detour.

Why is this world so scary! ! !This is simply the ceiling fighting power everywhere!It's rule-level crushing at every turn! Fuck it! ! !

far away.

In fact, the things to do in this world are the same as those in the Warring States Period.Onimaru, who has experienced the land reclamation in the Warring States Period, understands that what he needs to do next is not to go to school, not to buy a house, nor to find a job and live a good life, but to build a power with bare hands to facilitate future political actions and personnel deployment.

Onimaru resisted the urge to roll his eyes and glanced at the swordsmen: "You have collected almost all the information about the surrounding organizations, so the next step is the balance between the political leaders and the world forces. After the information is sorted out, it will be handed over to current affairs."

Hehe, he is too lazy to rule the world for Shizheng. Shizheng should do these things by himself!He is just an illiterate who came to school!I don't know what to build forces!