That stupid aunt with a knife man's shell [Comprehensive]

Xiao Xiuqi finally caught up with the goddess he has admired for a long time recently, although the goddess loves Two-dimensional characters more than him, although the first reaction of the goddess is to match him with other men, although the goddess Putting on men's clothing is more popular with girls than him...

Xiao Xiuqi: ...

……no!No matter how you think about it, it's still so sad! ! !

"What are you thinking?" Lord 'Goddess' looked at her boyfriend.

"It's nothing!" Xiao Xiuqi was startled, and immediately sat up straight.

"My male god sent a notice to start a live broadcast! Come and watch with me! Let you see my male god's flourishing beauty!" Xiao Xiuqi's new girlfriend opened the cosplay with Guimaru a year ago The gate, the culprit who directly caused him to cross, the president of Onimaru University Animation Club-Chen Jiajia.She fell in love with a certain three-dimensional cosplay anchor a year ago, and since then she has been in deep trouble. She has never missed his live broadcast, and will record the video, and save it when there is no live broadcast, and slowly lick the screen.

Yes, someone has probably guessed whose live broadcast it is.

"Okay, okay, let's watch together." Xiao Xiuqi was extremely helpless.What's sadder than your girlfriend liking you for another man?That is, your girlfriend likes a certain anchor on the Internet who doesn't even know her real name more than she likes you!

If there is a question of 'boyfriend and favorite anchor fell into the water, who do you save', Xiao Xiuqi has no doubt that his dear girlfriend will choose the anchor whose real name is unknown...

Inexplicably feel that there is a green prairie on the head...

【Live check in】

[Wagashi iced green tea is in place! 】

【How about drinking tea with grandpa? You should also drink brewed tea, right? 】

【Not used to drinking tea...】

【Grandpa didn't say you must drink bitter tea】

[Bitter tea is bitter tea, Japanese tea is Japanese tea, please don’t confuse them upstairs, please? 】

【Who knows what kind of tea the anchor is drinking while pretending to be】

[Heh, drug-addicted scum get out of the 2.5th dimension! 】

[The drug use has not been confirmed yet]

[Flies don't bite seamless eggs, if he doesn't take drugs, can others still frame him]

[Hey, there really is someone who can! 】

【Everyone, stop arguing, there are still foreign audiences watching...】

As soon as I opened the live broadcast room, I saw a smell of sex in the barrage.

It's just that before Chen Jiajia was ready to spray back, the live broadcast had already started.

【Ah, the live broadcast has started! 】

As soon as the live broadcast screen lit up, the first thing you see inside is the familiar face of old fans, someone named 'Mutsu Mori Yoshiyuki' sword man actor, because none of the characters in this live broadcast room have reported themselves The name is commensurate with the name of the cos character, and netizens also called the character name. Although some die-hard fans of the character are quite critical, but looking at these cosers who really came out of the game like the real ones (actually It is indeed the deity), most of the audience chose-no no no!You are Grandpa/Little Lucky/Captain Brother!we can!

Chen Jiajia didn't have time to start a scolding battle with the trolls in the barrage, so she first noticed that today's Mutsu Mori Yoshiyuki didn't wear the usual mandarin jacket/big T-shirt/Japanese yukata, but a white double-breasted button The...Huh?This is a uniform?

"The style is a bit like the captain after Mutsu Shouji, no, that coat..." Chen Jiajia said to her boyfriend while sending a barrage.

"It's a bit like..." Xiao Xiuqi, who was playing "Sword and Sword" with his girlfriend, said while watching the video while responding to the trolls according to his girlfriend's instructions.

【Well, Sanriyue is changing clothes over there, and he will have a repertoire later on, so we will host this episode! ] Mutsu Mamoru in the camera looks as bright as ever, and he can't see the influence of the drug rumors outside at all.

[Although the main hall said that the water in this incident is very deep, not only domestic, but also foreign forces, so just shut down the live broadcast and forget it.But... well, there are always some feelings that cannot be let down, so we decided to start this live broadcast, of course, it is also the last time. 】'Mutsu Mori Yoshiyuki' didn't seem to know what he said, and he didn't seem to see the sudden increase in bullet screens. Said 'last time' in a nonchalant manner.

But after the above words were uttered, some diehard fans inexplicably read a kind of indifference that could not empathize, as if the person in front of him was not actually a human coser, but a real sword Fusang Like a god, his feelings cannot be shared with human beings, and he will not care about people other than himself.

——No matter how bloody the outside world is, as long as it doesn't affect the master he cares about, it's just a group of people who can be killed and don't care.

Don't you see so many anchors who have been bullied by the Internet, in addition to the desire for money, the love for fans and nostalgia for the live broadcast stage are the reasons for those people to stay even if they endure criticism and malice.

But none of these were felt by these sword cosplayers.

Of course, opposite to the panic of the fans here, is the ridicule and complacency of another group of sunspots for this retreat.

Then the screaming fans and sunspots found out that the 'grandfathers' who used to sit by the bay window drinking tea and chatting with bullet chatting did not even watch their explosive bullet chat this time, and took The camera was swaying around in what looked like a meeting place, and it was filming other staff members who seemed to come to help... like...?

etc! !Those don't seem to be staff? ! !

[Japan number!The work for the Lord has not been finished yet, why are you drinking again! 】

That tone of voice, that gray false fur, and that one-of-a-kind attitude!That staff member in the white suit over there, in fact, you are a coser from the cosplay cutting Hase Department! ! !

[Mutsu Mori!Don't forget that this is a banquet for the Lord!Not for those humans in your hands!He actually tried to know the true identity of the Lord through the Internet...]

The young man who was a staff member in name and ninety-nine percent cosplayer, who actually turned around and really restored the 'Kakiri Hasebe', was angry at the 'Mutsu Mamoru' who was holding the camera.

Wait, this coser's words seem to have leaked something? ? ?

At this moment, when Chen Jiajia saw a "sisters, I seem to have a bold guess" floating over the dense barrage, she silently followed it with a "coincidentally, me too"...

No!If it is true that there will be a lot of high-quality cosplayers appearing today as they guessed, and then they will be informed that this is actually their last live broadcast...

She must be in so much pain that she can't breathe! !

Then the audience in the live broadcast room were both happy and painful to see: the white suit "Japanese version" with a glass of wine in one hand and the wooden shelf in the other hand, and the white suit version with a ponytail and flower arrangement on the small arch. Suzumaru Tsuneji', who also changed into a white suit but didn't forget to put the sheets on the outside and hung the curtains'Yamabukiri Kunihiro', and on the other side, one hung the curtains on the top and the other handed tools below and still bickered 'Izumi Mamoru Kanesada' and 'Yamato Mori Yasuji' and 'Horikawa Kunihiro' smiling and persuading each other to hand over water and towels, and 'Sozo Zuomonji' in a white suit who looks a little melancholy but inexplicably intimidating I'm not used to 'Xiao Ye Zuo Wen Wen' with a shy expression in a small suit...

【Ah ah ah ah ah! ! !Night! ! !I can! ! ! ! 】

[Fuck! ! !This height!This face value! !And this temperament! ! !I do not care! !I just love them! ! ! 】

【Is that Xiao Ye really a real lady? !He only reached Zongsan's waist! ! 】

[What kind of fairy crew is this? ! ! !I blow up! ! ! 】

【This quality! ! !Every coser is like a self-deity who came out of Two-dimensional directly! ! !each! ! ! 】

[Hehe, I just said that I want to quit the circle, but it turned out to be such a big deal, playing hard to get is handy, and I'm not afraid of flashing my waist]

[Little brothers are so restored! 】

【1551... I feel like I'm about to suffocate! ! ! 】

【Is it really possible to find cosplayers with so many colossi in the world?I'm actually dreaming...]

[Since everyone wants a little brother, I will take the fairy makeup artist away! 】

[The four major magic arts in Asia that even your mother can't recognize your make-up technique]

[I was super excited at first, but when the upstairs said this, I sprayed it]

[I have ten years of makeup experience, dare to use the liquid foundation I bought this month to guarantee it, unless I look like it, makeup can't achieve this effect!This face value... awsl]

[Yes, you can't do makeup, but you can do disguise]

[Is the upstairs trying to laugh me to death and inherit my money? 】

[While everyone is discussing makeup, take away the little brother]

[I, I, I saw that the sauce was withdrawn! ! !Tuijiang is the cutest in the world! ! ! 】

【...Wait, am I the only one who thinks that looks like a real little white tiger? 】

【Probably just a dyed cat】

【Cat's head is not so big】

[Yes, like an orange cat]

Looking at the bullet screen, even Chen Jiajia felt that something was wrong. There seemed to be too many crooked people in the bullet screen. Obviously everyone was licking their faces, but they seemed to be led to the topic unconsciously...

And what 'Hasebe' said before [I want to know their real identities through the Internet]...

Nothing will happen this time...

And then right at this moment-

Even the audience who watched the venue through the narrow screen felt the change in the atmosphere at that moment. It was not a sensory thing, but the spirit of the people they were talking about in the video had undergone earth-shaking changes—— People who were originally lazy became energetic, people who were originally silent with low eyebrows became focused, people who were originally indifferent became excited, and people who were originally serious and nagging became... enthusiastic.

Yes, all the 'cosers' present looked in one direction.

The camera paused for a while, before it seemed to be remembered, and after a while, it shone at the door—a few people who were not wearing white suits walked in.The face couldn't be seen clearly against the light, and "Mutsu Mori" deliberately didn't take pictures of his face after a moment, and the audience didn't even know how many people came in for a while.

The only thing I know is that all the 'swords' looked at one (or several) of them who came in with a gentle and pious expression, as if they could draw infinite power from a certain existence.

It's a bit like the bond between the sword man... and the god judge...?

Inexplicably, Chen Jiajia suddenly thought of this sentence.

"This voice and figure..." Why is it so similar to my younger brother who has gone to practice in advance?Before Xiao Xiuqi finished speaking, a small guy in the video had already stepped forward and kissed the person he suspected to be his younger brother [you can feel the ambiguity and possessiveness through the screen] .

"F*ck!!!!"

Xiao Xiuqi exploded immediately!

"What is this dwarf trying to do to my brother?!!! Stay away from my brother!!!!"

Onimaru is a little strange looking at his brother's call on the phone, at this point in time... isn't the general brother dating the president?The two have been dating for less than three months, so it should be the time when the relationship is strong?Why are you calling yourself at this time?Lack of money to borrow money from a date with the president?

"Ah, my lord." Tsurumaru, who was helping Onimaru to tie the belt, looked at the note on the phone, "Is there not enough money for the date?"

It can only be said that as expected of master and servant, both of them have the same thinking circuit.

"Probably not." Onimaru clicked to answer.

[Why did it take so long to answer the phone? 】

"I didn't have my phone with me just now." So, why does the tone of this questioning sound like that of his girlfriend Cha Gang?

【Where are you now?Are you with friends? 】

"...Yeah." Onimaru glanced at Tsurumaru who was also confused.

[I just saw a person who looks like you in a live broadcast room,]

"..." Onimaru froze.

【…Then that guy was kissed by a dwarf. 】

"Pfft..." I'm sorry, I'm sorry... Tsurumaru made an apologetic gesture, covered his mouth and let out a muffled smile.

"You read it wrong!" Onimaru said decisively to his lame brother, and kicked Tsurumaru who couldn't stop laughing, "Are you with the president now? Are you short of money?"

【Who do you think your brother is?Am I the kind of person who just calls you and asks for money? ! ] Xiao Xiuqi over there was immediately changed from the topic.

【And when did you change to call her sister-in-law? 】

"When you marry him, you are not yet married. What is the name of a big girl with yellow flowers called "Dasao?" It’s not good for her, I will help her hit you.” And without this title, it will be easier for you to communicate.Onimaru said casually.

【Hey Hey hey!You are my brother! ] Xiao Xiuqi over there complained a bit, and smiled at his girlfriend who was listening to the sound: Don't worry now, my brother doesn't hate you.

"Since you don't want to borrow money, I wish you a good time with the president. If you need any help, remember to come to me." Onimaru reached out and asked Tsurumaru to help him put on the hooded haori, "I still have something to do here, it's okay If so, I'll hang up."

[Hmm... oh. 】

Over there, looking at the hung up call interface, Xiao Xiuqi turned to look at his girlfriend: "Why do I feel like I forgot something?"

"It's okay, I already knew that you are stupid." You forgot that you wanted to make sure that the person on the live broadcast was your brother.Subtly realizing that her boyfriend seemed to be fooled by his younger brother, Chen Jiajia was neither angry nor had any other thoughts in her heart - such a boyfriend is easy to fool, oh no, easy to manage.It's just subconsciously feeling that there seems to be something wrong.

Of course it's not right, if he can fool people, doesn't it mean that the boyfriend's younger brother is having a ghost now and can't answer his question directly, doesn't it?

Onimaru returned to the live broadcast venue, which has been arranged as...

Wedding venue? ? ?

The flower arch, the Avenue of Stars, and the stage arranged on it... Isn't this the wedding venue commonly used in hotels?

"...So what is the script?" Onimaru in a black suit and Tsurumaru in a white suit came out of the temporary changing room.

"Ah, I didn't expect that I would go back to white clothes one day." Tsurumaru, who was used to being dressed in black, pulled his tie curiously. His black hair turned white with an illusion. Onimaru's illusion, even Even if it's a camera, don't worry about being exposed. "Do you really want to change colors with me? I think you look better in white than me, Lord Hall."

"You are Tsurumaru Kuninaga." Onimaru patted Tsurumaru's head.

"I thought you would say something like 'you look better in white'..." Tsurumaru lowered his ears in frustration.

"...Where did you get your rabbit ears?" Originally, I wanted to say that I was not someone who would say such ambiguous words, but when I saw the rabbit ears on Tsurumaru's head, and the rabbit ears because of Tsurumaru's scheming bowed his head, it was just right In front of Onimaru...

Itchy hands, want to pull, heartbeat.

"I bought it on the way..." "Mr. Crane, can you stop interrupting me? Now I should explain the precautions for the performance to the main hall for a while." Candlestick cut straightened his white suit and tie with a smile, looking at his out of tune The senior smiled.

Tsurumaru sensed the 'dark food warning' inexplicably, although he felt that Yiguangfang's emphasis on food would not do such a thing...

Well, Crane shut up.Tsurumaru put an X in front of his mouth.

When Onimaru reappeared in the live broadcast, he was already a different look - a slender and tall figure, especially the slender and beautiful lower limbs and calves, black hair and red eyes, and even the suits on his body were deep and shallow black and Gray, but it made him look thinner.There was gloom and murderous intent in the blood-red eyes, and his face was stern, with an inexplicably heavy sense of precipitation and sharpness.

Onimaru, who saw his appearance in the mirror, squinted his eyes, but he suddenly realized that compared with the white Tsurumaru Kuninaga, his own temperament is more suitable for the current black, not to mention that he is not Tsurumaru in the first place, For so long, he seldom smiles under the shell of a crane ball, thanks to Shizheng who misunderstood his identity for so long.

Thinking about it now, it's all flaws.

"Now, we have invited the groom to the stage!" Wearing a white suit, Ishikirimaru held the speech script upside down, holding the microphone upside down for a while, and then tilted the microphone upside down with a puzzled expression, as if he didn't know the thing in his hand. Strange thing.

'Groom' Onimaru appears.

"...Why Ishikimaru is the master of ceremonies? And what is Brother Taro behind him doing? Cos the big tree?" As soon as he appeared on stage, Onimaru couldn't help complaining about the venue where the demons danced wildly, especially with the serious face behind Ishikimaru pretending that he was a tree The Taro Tachi of the tree and the excited Jiro Tachi who uses the branch as a hairpin.

And his words were completely recorded by the microphone clipped on his collar.

【Ha ha ha ha!I have long wanted to complain about these two brothers!Are they here to be cute? ! 】

[I think the setting of Dashu is quite funny, it's very appropriate, isn't it! 】

[By the way, these two swords are really tall, look at the cute Qingguang over there who only reach their chests...]

[Is Qing Guangcheng's height comparison table 23333]

[This is the most restored coser I have ever seen]

[The appearance is also very restored, okay! 】

[Learn about the four major magic arts in Asia]

[By the way, can some people stop using makeup?People just look good, can't they! 】

【Obviously, my little brothers are good-looking...】

[Weakly ask, is there a lot of sunspots in the live broadcast room? 】

"Well, don't worry about this." Ishikimaru stuffed the completely incomprehensible speech into his sleeve as if nothing had happened... Oh, he is not wearing a hunting suit now, and he doesn't have wide sleeves, so Ishikimaru's expression naturally folded into A small piece of paper was taken out of the narrow sleeve and stuffed backhand into the pocket of the coat.

"In short, the groom has already entered the stage, let's welcome the bride."

Turning to the flower arch at the end, a woman in a white wedding dress is walking slowly under the flower arch. The woman is wearing a very tightly wrapped wedding dress, revealing only a narrow bit of skin between the puff shoulder sleeves and the long gloves. The thick white gauze covered the bride's neck like a swan, only the beautiful diamonds reflected the light, and the translucent gauze between the chest and the neck concealed the delicate collarbone, revealing only a little Daydream shadows.

This is a woman who is shockingly beautiful just by looking at her figure.

[5555, my Tsurumaru is going to marry a wife, and the wife is not me! ! ! 】

[Bet [-] cents that this bride will have a trial mask on her face after she walks out! 】

[Fuck!Crane trial! !no! ! !Auntie, I disagree! ! ! 】

[I don't mind Heqiu marrying me, but other aunts...[Manual goodbye.jpg]]

[The crane ball belongs to Sanming! ! !This aunt came out to die! ! ! 】

[Sorry, I want to say goodbye to everyone for the first issue of Crane...]

【Hehe, I finally know why this is the last issue】

[Although it is a black crane, it is also a crane! 】

[Yes!Especially this Tsurumaru is super restored, although it is not the original white, but the black is also very similar!I really can't help it if I don't want to bring it in! 】

【555, don't move the flower that hides your face, I'm afraid I won't be able to help it】

[Sure enough, the three-dimensional and text are different, is there a team that wants to kill aunt? 1/500】

[2/500]

[3/500]

In an instant, the team of 500 people was full.

And at this moment, Mutsu Mamoru, who ran over to shoot, finally captured the bride's face because of a change of angle. The audience who were eager to see it...

Huh? ? ?Isn't this "grandfather" Sanriyue Zongjin who sits next to the coffee table holding a water glass and giggling every day? ? ?

【I believe in love again】

【I'm fine again】

【Master He... Forget it, it’s better than He Shen (especially other people’s aunts)】

[Wow!My crane finally counterattacked! ! ! 】

[Heihe and Master Xingzhuan, um, can play, I like it! 】

[Gentlemen!I ate this cp! 】

[cp is reversible and irremovable!I can! 】

【Quiet Mimi withdrew the hand that was about to wipe the bride's neck】

[Quiet Mimi puts away my 40-meter machete]

[Wish Sanrihe a happy union for a hundred years! 】

[What is wearing a wedding dress!We have to believe that on the bed, even the blackened crane is the one below! 】

Onimaru: So, Hime-kun's crescent moon is here, Mistress's Hikakiri... won't be sunk in a sack by your three families, right? ? ?