That stupid aunt with a knife man's shell [Comprehensive]

"Ah, beat me up casually, if you can't beat me to death, I will beat you to death. He has been taught a lesson for a long time." With his mobile phone under his head, he was correcting the official documents of Wan Yao City. He is now in his original world. After Wang Bishuiliu, he finally stepped up to develop a radio wave device that can pass through two completely different worlds, enabling small-scale instant communication between worlds.

Everything is for Onimaru to suppress the still wave of Bishui.

Although the waves in Shizheng's eyes, in Onimaru's eyes, they are just some small vents that are not a big deal.

[But his personality is very strong, my personality can't eliminate all his abilities, and if it is completely eliminated, he will die. ] A low voice came from the phone, as if he was about to die suddenly after staying up for three days and three nights.

"Anyway, All Might is healed, so beat him up with all your strength, if you can't beat the earth, go to the universe to beat him, as long as you don't kill him." Onimaru said indifferently.

[…] Do you really have no hatred?

[Oulumite is not able to live or even fight well in the universe... Wait!Do you mean it has this level of ability than water flow? ! 】Aizawa Yu opened his bloodshot eyes too wide, showing an expression like a zombie who chooses to eat people, but actually he was just expressing his surprise.

"I don't know. Anyway, I have." Onimaru said quite bachelor.

[…] Aizawa Xiaota pressed Seimei’s acupoint: I was really confused by those bastards when I asked you to discuss it...

[Forget it, let me see if I can assign some more homework for him to do. 】All idleness is the fault of too little homework!At this moment, Xiao Aizawa, who was leading a whole class of kids, was too enlightened!

"Oh, then you remember that he has a lot of knowledge instilled by the slate. According to the test of current affairs, the amount of knowledge of the king is almost at the level of a researcher. With the deepening of technology development, he can also release more profound knowledge, so you are the one who issued the paper. Be careful at this time." Onimaru stopped writing, suddenly thought of something, and said.

[In this case, why don't you kings do research?With the deepening of research, you will not be the bottleneck of general scientific research at all, and in the end, all mankind will benefit, right? 】As an adult, he sees problems and has a big pattern. Aizawa Xiaota discovered a blind spot.By the way, how far are you royals going to go? !

"Well, on the one hand, it's character. As I said, although the ruler will acquire a lot of knowledge and ability, but knowledge does not represent life experience and character. Who in their teens and 20s can bear the temper Research? On the other hand, it is for balance. The development of science and technology and the level of morality in society need to be balanced, otherwise wars will be triggered, especially when the development of science and technology is too advanced. , the advancement of science and technology is the most obvious. As kings, we have artificially raised the technological tree. Is this a good thing for the world? Will it trigger a war that even we cannot handle? How many years and how much human effort will it take to unbalance the world? Our willfulness and ideals are responsible? Instead of thinking about these, it would be better to stay away from the beginning."

Onimaru has also thought about this issue. There is a lot of knowledge in his head. Of course, individuals will be curious about the boundaries of this knowledge, but on the other hand, the wisdom bestowed by the king will tell them that knowledge cannot be abused, otherwise, Someone will use blood to teach you, what is arrogance, what is brain use can be donated to those who need it...

In short, fate teaches you how to be a human being.

I didn't see that the old man in gold was so honest that he only let the clan to toss about technology and economy, even Bishuiliu... Uh, Bishuiliu probably just didn't expect that his attention was all on liberating the slate.

【Is that so, a child with great power and heightened wisdom? 】Since it may lead to war, there is no way.And the current society is already chaotic enough, there is no need to add any terrible variables.

"If you say that, I won't object." Onimaru handed the annotated document to Yaoken who was on call, "In short, you just need to be careful when you write the question, don't do anything too sensitive. , he doesn't know how to measure."

【I see. 】Whether as a teacher or a hero, Aizawa Shouta is very qualified.

Then at this moment, Hirano Fujishiro suddenly rushed into Onimaru's study, although he tried his best to suppress the volume of his voice, the panic in his words couldn't be concealed at all: "The main hall!!! It's not good! Sankaiyuedian was reported for taking drugs !!!”

"Well, I have something to do here. If there is no other problem than the water flow, I will hang up." Onimaru Chaoyakuken gestured to the water glass on the table, and asked him to pour a cup of tea for Hirano to calm his mind.

【Go ahead, I'll call if you have any questions. 】Shota Aizawa put down his phone, it sounds really messy over there.

This is the world where Onimaru was born and raised. Under the circumstances that Onimaru didn't want to disrupt the laws of the world, intervene to destroy the economy, etc., there is really nothing that Onimaru's non-human beings can do.

Even if you get gold here from another world, you have to find a suitable channel to sell it, otherwise they will deal with the follow-up troubles.

So a certain old man who was curious about new and novel things somehow became the host of a certain live broadcast room and sold his face to make money...

They didn't know until they started reporting how they made money.

Onimaru: I have to go to school, go to Wanyou City and 21st Century Kumon, and from time to time, I have to meet Xiongying and Yishi to see Bishuiliu and Blank and a group of children. I don’t have time to make money.

Heihe: I want to be Onimaru's shadow warrior, and when he's not around, I help him go to school, help him sit at the shrine, and help him attend the meeting of the Colorless King... I don't have time to work.

Yaoyan: I want to help the general deal with information, official documents, and logistical chores in the world here... and I don't have time to work.

Wu Ji: I work part-time in a fast food restaurant, and my monthly salary is [-]~ But I heard that there is something called 'lottery' in this world, I wonder if it can bring you luck?

Mutsu Mori: We are delivering food recently!Hahaha, running around the city is fun too!

Onimaru: ...Running to deliver food? ! !

Sanriyue: Grandpa seems to have made a little money this month... um... that's the account...

Heihe: Huh?How many?By the way, you didn't cause any disturbance, did you?

Mikayue: Hahaha, everyone's acceptance is very good, and they seem to like the appearance of the team uniform, don't worry.

Yaoyan: Let me see...huh? ! More than 20? !Can the above numbers be exchanged for cash? ! !What is this live broadcast? !How to make so much money? !

↑It's really a whole year of hard work, it's not as good as Sanriyue selling laughs for a month.The world of color control, I worship you.

Half a year has passed, and Sanriyue's tea chat live broadcast room has already rushed out of the country, especially in the birthplace of a certain game country, where it has unimaginable popularity. Nearly half of the languages ​​on the screen of the live broadcast room come from a neighboring country. In the island country, they really have to listen to the broadcaster say "come to me" even if they cross the wall and cross the sea. The enthusiasm and mood are no different from pilgrimage.

Although in fact, this is the real Mikazuki Zongjin.

At the beginning, the audience in the live broadcast room was simply because Sanriyue was beautiful, even if they didn’t do anything to please the audience there, they would just pretend to be stupid and drink tea, but Sanriyue was really beautiful to the extreme, and she also possessed amazing beauty. The unique temperament that will never be forgotten, even watching him sitting in front of the camera drinking tea, eating snacks, and basking in the sun, Yangou in the live broadcast room is enough.

There is no softness in swiping gifts.

So later Sanriyue cos-ed herself very heartily, regardless of how many points of temptation and curiosity there were in it, in short, um, after that, a certain self-proclaimed grandfather completely let himself go, and came purely by his temper, even if there was a problem,'San Riyue Zong Jin is such a self-willed swordsman who can completely refute all opinions.

So it became popular in the circle in a strange and unrepeatable way, and directly caused a sensation in the entire 2.5-dimensional world.

So much so that the income of the live broadcast room has exceeded all other blades. In the case of Onimaru prohibiting Wuji from buying lottery tickets, the proportion of the income of the three-day live broadcast room has risen linearly.Therefore, when other Basanas have time, they will occasionally appear on the scene to serve the public. Yaken and Tsurumaru have been busy appearing alternately with Onimaru. The only ones who appear most frequently on Mikazuki's side are Mutsu Mamoru and the little angel Yoshitada who are here. Zong.

Wu Jina is a real little angel, not to mention making tea and delivering snacks for Sanriyue, he is responsible for the housekeeping of the entire rented house by himself—not to mention the business trio who are so busy that they are about to fly, housework It would be a waste of time to waste Sankaiyue. Mutsu Mamoru's attention is easily attracted by various things and anecdotes. He is also very curious about the world of Onimaru. He distracts half of what he is doing and then forgets what he is doing... The kitchen that nearly burned down makes a really good example of them.

Mutsu Mori Yoshiyuki: I really won't do it next time! !

Because of Sankaiyue's peak beauty and their unknowing hunger and thirst marketing, recently there has been a trend of searching for Sankaiyue's human flesh on the Internet, and Guimaru couldn't come back because of the law revision in the 21st century, so Sankaiyue simply stopped the live broadcast , When Onimaru dealt with issues such as the newly formed clan patrol team under his command, the compatibility regulations between athletes and abilities, the treatment of volunteers and public opinion, etc., he encountered a blank request for help from another world——

Blank: This guy named Komaeda Nagito is just a lump... ahem, he's a team cancer! ! !Little Angel Nanami, Xiaobu, and Sylfen can stay, and it doesn't matter if that one is called Hinata, but yes!Where did this shit hope chef come from and where did he die? ! ! !

Onimaru, who conveniently brought a super high school-level feces stirrer to this world, finally ushered in the first wave of Mikazuki's idol career after receiving a routine report from Xiongying about the details of Bishuiliu's transformation, ahem, and tutoring.

Or is it called framing jealousy?

"So, this incident is because someone is jealous of Sanriyue Palace?" Yao Yan checked the rumors on the Internet with his mobile phone. Sanriyue's live broadcast room is very popular on the Internet, but he does not have a unified and professional logistics team here. As for the ability of public opinion to propagandize, control, and guide, it tends to be infinite, and they are almost the last to know what is going to happen.

"A part of it. It's hard to say that Sanriyue's fans are domestic. Fans abroad, especially island countries, are quite organized. This time the rumors are so big. Apart from the jealousy of colleagues, part of them are the guys from the previous human flesh search." Onimaru slightly After searching the wind direction on the Internet, I can almost understand the whole story - the strife among peers, the madness of fans, the signing idea of ​​some entertainment companies, and the coveting of some rich people for San Riyue's appearance.

All things point to the hope that Sanriyue will come forward to refute the rumors, it is best to provide enough evidence or have a public institution provide a guarantee...

But in this case, Sanriyue's true information will definitely be revealed.

This is the purpose of most of the manipulators in this rumor!

As for taking drugs or something, it's just a rumor, isn't it?As long as they have money and power, it is very easy to refute rumors, and if their goals are not achieved...

This kind of rumor is enough to ruin a person's life.

"Hahaha, so it turns out, the human world is really complicated." Sanriyue smiled openly. As a knife, he has seen many things in a thousand years, but it is really different from his own experience. Words, knowing from other people, are different. Human beings... have they grown up in such an environment?

Calculation, framing, madness, admiration, giving up, and... indifference.

Hahaha, thinking about it this way, all kinds of current affairs can also be called pediatrics.

After the incident, Sanriyue, who had a solid understanding of what drugs are, the dangers of drugs, and the discrimination and rejection of drug addicts in the current society, understood that this matter is a consequence of not handling it well.

And this level of framing is just for a person who has no intersection, has never met, and has never spoken to...

Sanriyue shook her head: "Hahaha, it seems that I can no longer drink tea leisurely in the future, um, what should I do next?"

"I propose a replacement! The face of Sanriyue has been exposed too much during this period. No matter what you do, as long as you are a little famous, you will be recognized by others. Therefore, it is better to change to a new issue, just to help deal with things here. .” Tsurumaru sat on one side of the table and raised his hand to propose.

"Tsuramaruden hates me so much?" Mikazuki didn't want to go back. He was transferred back when there were already fixed swords in charge of the overall situation in the Warring States Period, 21st Century, Ten Thousand Monsters City, and Shizheng. Drinking tea, it's fine if you don't see the master who is too busy to touch the ground all year round, and there are almost no chances to fight, he might as well show his face here, at least he can make money to support the master.

"It won't work in the first phase. He is in charge of the sword appeasement and review work on the current political side. He and Karasuma are indispensable to the resettlement center on the current political side. Hasebe and Candlestick must be responsible for the work on the 21st century side, Edo The two Hikakiri and Sankayue were in charge, and the Sankayue who dealt with the internal turmoil in the crusade team was transferred to Wanyao City in the Warring States Period by me, and they couldn't move." Although these people are not the only ones in the sword Handle all kinds of things well, but most of the knives that can handle complex relationships... can't be said to be lazy, but they are not sensitive to high-intensity work, and they can be lazy if they can. What about social animals who work overtime?

In other words, with the addition of Heihe and Yaoyan who came to help him from this world, two of his nine important assistants are Sanriyue Zongjin. If this Sanriyue...

Forget it, Onimaru took a look at Mikazuki, just pretend he didn't say anything.

It is not a good practice for the power structure to be too biased towards a certain knife.

"Hmm... are you bothered?" Komaeda Nagito, who was brought to this world by Onimaru, finally spoke, "Everyone who has the ability to travel through different worlds is being tricked by these non-talented trash, ah... this What a desperate thing..."

"...So?" The lucky little angel Wu Ji blinked and asked in a daze.

"So is there anything I can do to help? Although I'm just the same rotten garbage, I don't mind using myself as a stepping stone of hope at all. Rather, as long as I think that I can become a stepping stone of hope, I feel Very happy~" Komaeda Nagito said with a smile.

"Although I knew that he was broken from the moment I saw it, but I can feel it so intuitively..." Heihe touched his arm with goosebumps, "Suddenly felt that the tortoise shell Zhenzong is actually quite normal..."

As non-human beings, they can more intuitively feel the emotions and hopes in the human heart than ordinary humans, so they can feel the paranoid and desperate mood of the human being in front of him in the ordinary words, even if he sacrifices his life, he doesn't care.

This human being loves what he calls 'hope', to the point of despair, to death to set him free.

"No need. Since these human beings like others to retreat so much, let's retire." Sanriyue's face was as calm as ever, it wasn't that he thought of other ways to make money or flinched in the face of the whole network's crusade, but he As someone's knife, I always remember why I am here, whether it is fame or enjoyment, adding trouble to the main hall, that is really putting the cart before the horse.

No matter how this turmoil is handled, public figures will definitely be involved in a lot of things in the end. This turmoil was originally caused by those irrelevant people. He thinks that he is not fraternal enough to put the whole world on an equal footing with his master. Location.

Besides, it's not that the master is incapable of developing power in this world, but he doesn't want to interfere in this world. Then, as swords, they will take orders, and everything that will lead to violation of this principle will be the enemy of swords.

"But just closing the live broadcast room like this is a bit like escaping..." Heihe began to come up with bad ideas: "How about a live broadcast of a party before we leave? Like a big gathering of swords or something?"

"How about having a banquet under the cherry blossom tree together?" Wuji happily proposed.

"Or a show?!" Mutsu Mori was excited.

"Haha, that sounds a bit difficult." Sanriyue smiled wryly while holding her cup.

"Or a wedding? The god judge and his harem swordsmen? It seems like it's time for the general to start a family?" Yao Yan smiled.

Leaving aside the blue and black over there, besides the sword, there are still many existences who are thinking about their general. It would be great if they could take this opportunity to put the main hall into their bowl, and the general will be practicing soon After graduation, according to the habits here, it is almost time to consider marriage and beyond.Instead of letting the general deal with those people, it is better to directly occupy that important position here.

It just so happens that this world is the world where the main hall was born and raised, the wedding held in this world should be very different for the general.For example... really as the other half of your life... and so on.

As for who will wear the wedding dress?Didn't Edo have two "ladies" with correct names?It really doesn't work, isn't there another Sanri Yuezong near?In fact, I don't mind bringing Awataguchi's whole body into the marriage. It just so happens that the first-year nun's appearance is also soft. Instead of being ashamed of being a thousand-year-old, it's better to just marry the first-year nun. At that time, Awataguchi will win a big victory.

Yaken adjusted his glasses.

Looks like it's time to order a wedding dress.

Onimaru: ...I was distracted for a while, why I couldn't understand this conversation? ? ?

The author has something to say: Komaeda: It seems to be ignored.Ah... I am really useless and useless. Not only did everyone refute my opinion, but they also quickly discussed countermeasures. Not being moved by those ordinary people, everyone is really hopeful!Marriage, the birth of a new family, everyone is full of hope... hope hope hope hope hope hope hope hope hope hope hope hope hope hope hope hope hope hope hope hope hope hope hope hope hope hope hope hope hope hope hope hope hope hope hope hope hope hope hope hope hope hope hope hope hope hope hope hope hope hope hope hope hope hope hope hope hope hope hope hope hope hope hope hope hope hope hope hope hope hope hope hope hope hope hope hope hope hope hope hope hope hope hope hope hope hope hope hope hope hope hope hope hope hope hope hope hope hope hope hope hope hope hope hope hope hope hope hope hope hope hope hope hope hope hope hope hope hope hope hope hope hope hope hope hope hope hope hope hope hope hope hope hope hope hope hope hope hope hope hope hope hope hope hope hope hope hope hope hope hope hope hope hope hope hope hope hope hope hope hope hope hope hope hope hope hope hope hope hope hope hope hope hope hope hope hope hope hope hope hope hope hope hope hope hope hope hope hope hope hope hope hope hope hope hope hope hope hope hope hope hope hope hope hope hope hope hope hope hope hope hope hope hope hope hope hope hope hope hope hope hope hope hope hope wish