That stupid aunt with a knife man's shell [Comprehensive]

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The time is 2205 in the Western calendar. The historical revisionist organization for the purpose of changing history has launched an all-out war against the past. Together, they flew to the past——

……

...Of course we don't talk about those heavy topics today, but talk about those funny and happy stories in such a peaceful and salty Honmaru.

This is a small Honmaru, where all kinds of noble or beautiful men with swords gather...

——Correction, it’s the skinny and unbeatable swords.

With such an opening, the play began.

This is a short story about the competition for the new dim sum that appeared in Honmaru - Lotus Cake.

The first to discover this flower-like snack was not the short swords who like to eat snacks, but California Kiyomitsu and Yamato Shou'an, who were half hungry when they clasped their hands together.

The two blades of the Okita group are not noisy blades, so they just took the snacks quietly, made a pot of tea, and planned to go back to their room to enjoy it.

But if it goes well, there will be no such repertoire.

The first stumbling block is the fleeing fan, cough, correction, pushing Hatadang fan to Horikawa Kunihiro's Kanesang and Izumi Mori Kanesada.

He ran out from the corner dodgingly, fearing that he would be found fleeing, but once he passed the corner, he felt relieved when he saw Qingguang and An Ding, who were "his own people" - he had a very good relationship with Qing Guang and An Ding's former owners , have a common righteousness and strong family affection, so after becoming a sword man, the relationship between them is closer than other swords.Izumi Mamoru Kanesada was not only happy, but also teased Ryaba very easily, and took away the pink and white lotus cake from the plate in Yamato Mamoru Anding's hand.

One mouthful, the mouth is full of fragrance.

So Izumi Mori Kanesada consciously planned to take the second one.

Even if you eat one, you need a second one? !Neither I nor Qingguang ate it!Even the deputy director's knife will fall to the blade of grabbing food!

Yamato Shou Anding smiled and drew his sword!

Are you still kids? !

When the three-year-old and the five-year-old An were fighting, of course Qingguang of California had to try to persuade them to fight, but where is this place? Come and see the situation.

The first to arrive on the battlefield are the fast-moving knives.

Although the little knives look like children [Hearing this, the audience below all laughed, the above coser is not the age of a primary school student, although everyone knows that the age and appearance of a coser cannot be controlled, but you The narrator said that everyone couldn't help it], but who is not alone on the battlefield?They quickly analyzed that these guys were just playing around, just to compete for the beautiful lotus cakes in Yamato Shou'an's arms.

How can you not take us to play games?

The small knives (plus an unobtrusive big sword mixed in with the short knives) happily joined the competition for lotus cakes.

The noisy scene ushered in Yaki Hasebe, who claims to be the right and left hand of the God Judge.

When Hasebe arrived at the scene, the first thing he paid attention to was neither the short knives in a mess, nor the Shinsengumi knives who you pull my hair and your cheeks, but Izumi Mori Kanesada, who is obviously Hata Toban today, but in Fish here! !

The main control knife rushing up is a catch!

Izumi Mori Kanesada, who was caught by the nape of fate, had no choice but to leave the stage with Hasebe, and was supervised to go to Hata as if he was carrying a chicken.

The third group of swordsmen rushed to the battlefield. They gathered under the porch to drink tea. When they heard the movement here, they were worried, so they came together.

As long-standing swordsmen, they can basically see the jokes in the ferocious battle situation at a glance.

A few big knives shook their heads or smiled, and they didn't intend to intervene in the chaos at all, but...

'Three Riyue Zongjin' laughed and pulled out the knife, separated the blades, and lightly reprimanded the knives who caused trouble, and then...

Then he picked up the lotus cake with a knife and threw it out.

and many more? ! !

What is this situation? ? ?

Sanriyue, what you just said is actually distracting us so we can grab some snacks? !You bad old man is very bad!

[All the swords unconsciously looked at Sanriyue, I don’t know why, although these people’s characters are very similar to that, but there is an inexplicable feeling of shame and public execution, what’s the matter? ! 】

However, the one who was more confused than the short sword was Tsurumaru Kuninaga who had just come around the corner to see the situation, and then received the snack from the sky.

This really scares me.The narrator says so.

But will Pipihe return the blade properly?If he didn't make trouble, he wouldn't be Pipihe.

The thousand-year-old knife seems to be a little too sharp in his mind. Tsurumaru understood what was going on in an instant, and ran away happily holding his snacks. Behind him was a group of short swords chasing him. They usually played hide-and-seek with Tsurumaru. They will be very invisible, rushing up to Tsurumaru is a bear pounce, Tsurumaru fell down, and then the snack in his hand fell into the hand of Yiqi Yizhen who had just returned from the battle.

run!Everyone's hope is on you!The first phase of the palace!Tsurumaru called.

The first episode, one shock: a look of bewilderment.What's happening? .jpg

There are so many short swords, or in other words, the short swords present are basically Awataguchi's blade, and the opposite blade is their respected and loved brother, so...

So the short knives stepped on Yiqiyizhen's 'corpse' without hesitation and got some refreshments.

The daggers ran away happily, and Tsurumaru patted Yiqi Yizheng on the shoulder hating iron for being weak.

Phase [-]: Smiling on the face, MMP in the heart.

[Swords and Swords looked at the deity who didn't know what to say this time. 】

Then there was Higakiri, who teased the short knives for a little bit, and Kinmaru, who was following him behind him, and then the short knives encountered a dirty joke, smiling face Qing Jiang, who didn't want to have a good relationship with you, Da Kurika Luo, Hachisuka Toruru, whose armor was too bright and reflective, dazzled the knives and hit the pillar, and the brothers Taro Tachi and Jiro Tachi who blocked the two walls of the corridor... just made the little Honmaru into a game Breaking through the maze is just as fun.

And finally...they met the Great Demon King—Sankai Yuezongjin.

Sanriyue sat in the corridor drinking tea again:? ? ?

[The swordsmen looked at the Mikazuki Zongjin himself who was laughing again. 】

Hahaha.Crescent Moon didn't mind playing with the short knives, so they played in the yard like eagles catching chickens, and then...

Sanri Yuezong almost fell into the pit.

The blade that dug the hole was undoubtedly Tsurumaru Kuninaga.

At this time, the narrator reads in an unquestionable tone: If something happens in Honmaru, it is always right to arrest Tsurumaru Kuninaga and beat him up.

The audience laughed.

【This time the sword started to look at Tsurumaru Kuninaga at Onimaru's waist. 】

In this scene, Mikazuki stepped into a certain hole on the stage where the backing board was removed, and Tsurumaru happened to be watching the daggers playing with a smile behind him, but as soon as Mikazuki fell into the pit, Tsurumaru was ready to slip away.

Then Xiaohumaru, who was grooming next to him, pushed him to the ground without saying a word, trying to kill the white-haired crane that dared to hurt his brother.

Crescent Moon crawled out of the pit with a smile on the leaves above her head, next to the short swordsmen's praying expressions of "Tsurumaruden, you can go at ease".

[The swords began to smile unknowingly. 】

Finally, this farce ended with the greeting of Candlestick Kirima who came back with a shopping basket. Candlestick Kiri Mitsutada is indeed the mother of Honmaru. He quickly brought out the newly bought snacks for everyone to taste, and began to make some simple ones. Quick snacks and matching teas.

At the end of the stage play, everyone sits together to eat snacks, and there is such a dialogue between Mikazuki sitting on the veranda (stage) and Tsurumaru hanging under the eaves (prop wooden frame):

Sanriyue, are you satisfied with this?

Hahaha, vigilance is needed, but it's great to be able to have fun like this.

But it turned out that this joke had already been decided for all the blades the moment Sanri Yuezong saw the swords fighting.

But at the end of the play, the moment everyone relaxed, the wood on which Onimaru was hanging suddenly made a slight and ominous crackling sound, and then, in the sight of all the audience and members, suddenly... broke!

"!!!"

All the members and audience showed panic——

Onimaru performed a light backflip, lightly landed on the ground, untied the safety rope that was originally a slipknot, and made a curtain call ceremony to the audience.

Although it was an accident, everyone's undisguised worry when the accident happened, from the perspective of the play, completely dilutes the illusion of indifference and ruthlessness caused by the previous swords attacking each other.

Finally, of course, the show ended successfully.

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"Let you scare my old lady! Let you scare my old lady to death!" The president's little hand patted Onimaru's head unceremoniously. God knows how nervous she was when the prop broke. There was no problem at all. At that time, they had shaken it vigorously and tried it, but who knew that this thing would go wrong as soon as it came on stage!

Onimaru silently endured the "beating" by the president, he felt that he probably, possibly, should... know the reason.

Onimaru used to be 178cm tall and weighed only about 110 catties. Although he doesn’t seem to have changed much in this uniform, his current weight is likely to have gone up from 130 under the care of Touken and Yoshiro. Just because he has the ability to move, fight, and have the power to stay in shape.

In short, that crude prop shelf may have been crushed by him...

Oops, if I continue to eat and drink like this, will I become a beer belly and a big fat man? !

That is terrible! ! !

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Probably because of the last scare on the stage, the members didn't continue to play wildly at the comic exhibition. Before the end time, they had already decided to end the show and go back to their respective homes.

Onimaru's brother naturally invited the president to prepare a personal meeting for them to cultivate their relationship, and the rest of the club members were too tired to hold any gatherings and left immediately.Before the show ended, the president returned the five knives to Onimaru in disgust, and warned him through gritted teeth that he didn't want to know anything that didn't conform to the scientific concept of development.

God knows that after she was persuaded by Xiao Mengqi to keep the original script unchanged, it turned out that her actions on stage seemed to be controlled. How much effort she spent on the stage did not show that she was going to die. I've run into a ghost, how much effort was spent on the expression of saving my life with my mother...

I'm so envious of Yizhen and Karasuma who didn't play in the first episode...

Um?Why are you so sure that those two knives are also faulty?

Look at the trance-like faces of Wuhutu cosplayers and Hotaru Maru cosplayers who have been replaced, as if they had seen a ghost when they threw the knife at her!I am not stupid!

I do not know anything!There is no mysterious power!There is no manipulation either!Even if these knives are worn backwards, I don't want them!

The author has something to say: President and members: whoever loves this broken knife wants whoever wants it! ! !

Mikazuki Zongjin: ...

Karasuma: ...

First issue, one shock:...

Hotaru: ...

Five Tigers retreat: Uh...