That stupid aunt with a knife man's shell [Comprehensive]

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Onimaru opened his eyes, in front of him was an unfamiliar but very familiar public toilet, in his arms were five heavy knives resting on his hands, and around him spoke very familiar Chinese...

Everything made Onimaru feel familiar and wanted to shed tears.

After leaving here for a year and returning here suddenly, I realized how uneasy, hesitant, and tired I was.

he……

Finally home.

He finally returned to his hometown, the place where he grew up.

And in the crossing passage just now, he also...

"...Feather? Feather? Little Maozi?"

Onimaru raised his head, looked at a certain future sister-in-law who had already refreshed from the public toilet, and threw the knife in his hand over in a casual manner: "I said, don't call me a brat."

Originally, the president and the others gave him the name [Crane Feather], but later changed it to [Crane's Feather], and then somehow changed into Xiao Maozi. Every time Onimaru hears this name, there is always something wrong Calling a eunuch is the illusion of calling a donkey.

"Who's your name..." Dazed, he only reacted to the name... Before he could tease this elementary school boy, the president was hit by the knife he picked up casually.

Chairman: ...? ? ?

The other little girls who took the knife: ………? ? ?Wait, are my (our) knives that heavy? ? ?

Onimaru didn't care about their frail darlings: "I lost your original knives, this is a new one, let's make do with it."

President:? ? ?

President: ...

"Do you think I'm an idiot?! You change your knife in just a few minutes, it's not planned first! I have your last name!!" The president drew the knife with his backhand and wanted to beat him with the knife like they did in private, but she Forgot, the knife in my hand is a new knife, not the original small broken wooden knife, but a precious knife that weighs more than 3 catties and cuts bones like mud.

The president, a weak chicken who can't even lift a drinking bucket, drew a knife...

smoke……

draw again...

……

... didn't come out.

This is embarrassing...

"Damn it, is this knife glued?!" The president looked at the knife in his hand and shouted in disbelief.

"You didn't pull the knife like this! Didn't you say you want to teach me how to draw the knife? Push the knife with your thumb! If you pull it out without any force, the safety valve on the knife will get stuck in the knife!" Onimaru really Unbearably reminded.

"Oh... oh! Sorry sorry, forgot..." The so-called safety device is certainly not an intelligent mechanism, and it is not even something worth mentioning.It is the little wisdom application of the ancients on the sword - using the direction and angle of force, so that the user can only push the sword out in a certain prescribed posture, and then draw the sword. In this case, the sword is usually stored in the sheath In the process, you don't have to worry about the knife falling out casually, and you don't have to worry about the knife slipping out and hurting the knife holder.

The president knows this, but she has been playing with wooden knives all the time. The wooden knives have a hairy safety mechanism. They are simply stuck on the blade and the job is over. Although it can't fall out, it can be very simple if you pull it out gently. Just unsheathed.

"I... damn it! Wait a minute! It's so heavy!" It was okay when I drew the knife. After all, I held the handle of the knife in one hand and the scabbard in the other. With both hands sharing the weight, I didn't feel that the knife could not be lifted, even if it was a weak woman. , I can still carry a few catties of vegetables when I go out to buy vegetables.but……

'San Ri Yue Zong Jin' is a knife with a blade length of 80cm. Not to mention how difficult it is for the president's short hand to pull out the knife. Holding the hilt of the sword with one hand to support the nearly 3 catties Taidao, at the moment it was unsheathed, because of the sudden weight of the sword and the lightening of the scabbard, the president almost dropped 'Mikazuki Sokichi' to the ground!

And after taking it out of the sheath, I realized that the blade surface of this knife is a bit too shiny?The tip of the knife looks a little bit shiny too? ? ?

"Damn it, this is true...!!!"

The president suddenly stopped what she was saying loudly, and looked around like a guilty conscience, um... Tourists gathered near or far to take pictures of her and 'Tsurumaru', the 'Sankazuru' CP, She didn't dare and didn't know how to deal with it, Nima, this is a public place, and the thing in her hand, but——

What a knife! ! !

Police sorghum! !There are people with knives……………

…………

……

Fuck! !etc! !The person holding the knife seems to be me? ! ! !

It is known that the cosplayer I cosplay is Sanriyue Zongjin, condition 2, the knife in her hand is an imitation knife of 'Sanriyue Zongjin'—ps: it looks like a high imitation, condition 3, she has a knife with the same appearance The props came in, and then the policeman came, and told the policeman that the knife in her hand was not hers...

Hehe, I'm afraid she will be charged with resisting arrest and obstructing judicial investigation for the crime of holding a knife in public!

Um?You said that there is no such thing as the crime of obstructing judicial investigation, only the crime of obstructing justice.Lying makes it difficult for the police to guide people, isn't it almost the same, almost the same.

"I wiped Xiao Mengqi, what the hell did you do during the 2 minutes of my mother's booing?!!" Carefully stuffed the knife back—forgive her for not being able to say it in more appropriate words, the weight of a real knife and the reaction The center of gravity of human beings is really not made by humans... Well, this is wrong, there is a person over there who uses real guys all the time, anyway, she is really not made to use knives! ! !

……etc! !Will they have a stage play soon!Although there are more daily plots, there are still some dramas!With her current state, how will she act in a fight scene? ! !

As a cosplayer of Mikazuki Zongjin, her battles are longer than all the members. Keke...

"It's better to kill the feathers and sacrifice to the heavens!" The president lost his mind and raised the knife with the scabbard in his hand with a smirk—she didn't know what a real knife was, nor did she know what a real blade was, in short, just hit it ——Cut towards Onimaru.

"Don't make trouble." Catching the chopped 'Sankaiyue' with one hand, Onimaru looked at the president: "Instead of spending time here, why not practice drawing and swinging the sword, this sword is very powerful. "

"Damn it! I haven't said anything about you yet! Give me back my old lady's broken knife! Anyone who loves this thing will want it!" The president approached Onimaru's body, gnashing his teeth and accusing in a low voice: " I can't play this thing at all! If you get on stage later, don't perform badly, hack yourself to death and finish the game!"

"... Humph." Onimaru took a meaningful look at the 'Mikazuki Munekin' in the hands of the president, "You can use it at ease, and someone will help you when the time comes."

"Ah?" Holding the knife, the president watched the suddenly strange and majestic junior slowly go away to find his older brother who was wandering in a stall, and turned to look at his intimate little brother. Partner: "Has this guy Xiao Mengqi changed suddenly? His temperament is also a bit scary. You can see that I was so scared that I didn't even dare to ask him when he was OOC."

"I don't know Xiao Mengqi very well, but it's true that you seem to be frightened." The cos best friend looked at the president with a gentle smile like a hair, "For example, How long are you going to maintain this stupid posture of raising the knife? Do you know that you are no less OOC than him?"

The president put down his hand without embarrassment: "Oh... I forget when I get nervous."

The president, who has experienced ups and downs in the daily life of sand sculptures, is still happy.

550.

Onimaru... Maybe we should change our name, his real name is Xiao Mengqi, a very feminine name, his brother is Xiao Xiuqi, he looks more like a certain man than Mengqi... Well, the name of a male N, anyway, Onimaru Former friends felt that the names of their two brothers were very mysterious.

Forget it, no matter how mysterious it is, the name Onimaru is strange.

"Brother." Onimaru looked at Xiao Xiuqi, who was surrounded by little girls and showed his chest and forearm muscles.

One year in the world over there, but only a moment in this world, for Xiao Xiuqi, his younger brother has never been missing, and he will not understand his current mood that is both excited and yet a bit heavy and indifferent.

Why is there indifference?He is obviously the brother who loves him the most in this world.Onimaru himself didn't know.

"Little Chess." Xiao Xiuqi with white fake hair smiled and looked over. He is a handsome guy with three-dimensional facial features, long eyelashes and relatively big eyes. The red eye makeup painted on the upper and lower eyelids made Xiao Xiuqi's eyes even more captivating.

This is also the reason why those little girls gathered here - who doesn't like a pretty and handsome little brother who likes to play cosplay?

The little girls next to them started whispering——

"Ah! Another little brother, Tsurumaru!"

"I, I, I smell the little fox crane CP!"

"Wait! Little Fox Crane? What kind of cult CP is this?! Just listening to it makes me feel something is wrong!"

"That Tsurumaru doesn't even smile..."

"Ah, they are all white-haired, CP of the white-haired group?"

"The double fox group is also white-haired! That one is more interesting!"

"I stand for Xiaohuwan and Sanriyue, what kind of cult CP is Xiaohuhe! I don't admit it!"

"I like Sanrihe more. Where is the grandpa who is indispensable for stage plays? The two cosplayers here are all little brothers, so can I look forward to cos grandpa's little brother?"

"I suddenly feel that 3P is also very exciting..."

"... so heavy?! But I like it!"

"Who knows who these little brothers are? I've never seen them before!"

A word to wake up the dreamer!

But when everyone looked again, the two equally beautiful youths had disappeared into the crowded manga exhibition.

"Xiaoqi, let me tell you, I just saw a woman bought a very beautiful dress, you said I bought it for Jiajia, would she be happy?" Xiao Xiuqi was very happy to see his brother Excitedly asked: "The comic exhibition is quite interesting, there are all kinds of weird things, and the shape of the skirt is also very interesting."

"Let's not talk about how much pocket money you have left after buying this cosplay suit. If the beautiful dress you mentioned refers to the red cheongsam with high slits, I advise you to save it. The president won't wear it once. She has that kind of temperament, two, she can't wear it with her figure." Following a glance, I saw the dress that Xiao Xiuqi was pointing at, um, it was a cosplay suit, as high as 00 miles, the stunning red cheongsam that Wang Liumei debuted for the first time , the one that tests the figure very much.

"In the end, I think she might want to hit you more because you gave her such a revealing dress than being happy that you gave her a cosplay dress."

"Ah? Why??" Xiao Xiuqi asked Guimaru with the makeup of Xiaohumaru in his clothes. To be honest, not only did Guimaru not look like he was definitely brought into Xiaohumaru, but he also wanted to laugh.

"Because you're chasing her, and she doesn't have feelings for you at all, are you implying something by sending her such revealing clothes?—Although I know you didn't imply anything, and she knows it too, but this matter never It's not right at all, and whether it's hinted or not, it's pretty scum." Onimaru replied to his elder brother.

"Eh?! Why are girls so complicated??" Xiao Xiuqi screamed.

"Aren't you too stupid?" Onimaru asked back.

fatal blow.

The Xiao Xiuqi sank!

"elder brother……"

"Huh?" Xiao Xiu, who was looking at the various OL groups in the venue with great interest, asked in Echo without turning his head.

"Don't you feel..." Have I changed?

I didn't use illusion, and compared with before, my appearance has changed a lot; after fighting, various studies, and giving orders for a year, my temperament has also changed a lot; and this cosplay suit on my body, as Tsurumaru's appearance The clothes, both in material and workmanship, are much better than everyone’s shoddy cos clothes. In terms of appearance, whether it’s the gloss, the details of the corners, the dark lines, the drape and texture of the clothes, they are completely different from an hour ago. It's different, so you don't... isn't it half strange?

"Huh? What did you just say?" Xiao Xiuqi, who couldn't hear clearly, turned around and asked.

"No, it's nothing, I don't want to ask." Onimaru looked away and looked at the stage that had already been set up in the venue, "Let's meet up earlier, it's better for us to check our lines again."

The author has something to say: Onimaru: This kind of mood that expects others to find something, but doesn't want others to know...By the way, the lines get!

Xiao Xiuqi: 24K pure straight man, I, take salt for myself!

Chairman: Isn't the point of this chapter that five controlled knives suddenly appeared? ! ! !Does no one care if I will be hurt by a knife? ! !No one can come up with an idea to tell me, how to take a real knife out of the venue? ! ! !

[-]st Phase Yizheng coser: Five, thank you.

The other four cosplayers: We don't deserve to have a name, we don't even have the right to appear...