south and north

Fold the quilt, change clothes and go out for breakfast.

As usual, Pu Xiangnan kept a certain distance from Lu Yanbei, and after a night of calmness, Lu Yanbei was able to accept this state calmly, so he simply took two steps behind and didn't want to be annoying.

As a result, looking at it from behind, Lu Yanbei really got a clue.

She's not too sensitive to people's height, but when she took a photo and posted it on Moments last night, Pu Xiangnan's height reached Xie Wennan's earlobe, and now it's above your ear.

Lu Yanbei glanced from top to bottom, and found the problem: the thickness of the heel of the shoes Pu Xiangnan was wearing today was very suspicious.

Although Lu Yanbei's own height is enough to disdain many men and women, but he also worries about being too tall and unstable, but living in the era of information explosion, it is natural to be exposed to some messy information, and the perception of a certain group's height Obsession is quite heard.

For example, the option of "height +10cm" has always occupied the top of the list of "Top Ten Wishes You Want to Realize" all the year round.

It wasn't until this time that Lu Yanbei belatedly realized that from his own point of view, Pu Xiangnan was of course petite and cute.But for herself, perhaps height is a persistent annoyance.

...Then Pu Xiangnan's reluctance to stand too close to her doesn't seem so incomprehensible.

Maybe it's not that she doesn't like herself, nor does she see through her superficial disguise, it's just that she simply... doesn't want the two of them to be a comparison group in the eyes of outsiders.

Thanks to myself, I have seriously considered where the problem is.

A question in his heart was solved, and Lu Yanbei's steps became much lighter.She took a few quick steps and caught up with the three roommates standing side by side in front of her. She deliberately walked beside Pu Xiangnan and looked at her feet with a smile, "New shoes? It's good luck to be stepped on by someone."

Pu Xiangnan turned his head and looked at her vigilantly, "Really?"

"Really." Xie Wennan raised his hand to testify, and stretched his foot over without any trace.

Fortunately, as soon as Pu Xiangnan heard her voice, he looked over on conditioned reflex, and relied on his small size and nimble movements to escape the surprise attack in time.

It's just that in this way, you can't care about looking at the surrounding environment.

In the next moment, Xie Wennan screamed, "You guessed the manhole cover!"

Pu Xiangnan was startled, and quickly jumped to the side, looking back at the place he stepped on just now with lingering fear.Sure enough, there was a round sewer manhole cover with the words "China Telecom" written on it.

Before Pu Xiangnan realized that there was something wrong with the sewer manhole cover, Xie Wennan rushed over from the side and slapped her three times.

? ? ?Pu Xiangnan was even more confused.

"It will be bad luck if you step on the manhole cover of the sewer, and you need to hit it three times to get rid of the bad luck." Xie Wennan said solemnly.

Pu Xiangnan was skeptical, "Is there too much feudal superstition in the north? And even the sewer manhole cover has feudal superstition. Does this still keep pace with the times?"

"After all, all feudal superstitions contain scientific truths." Lu Yanbei cleared his throat and said with a smile, "For example, sewer manhole covers, urban waste water is basically discharged underground, sewage and garbage ferment underground, and the taste is natural Not too bad, the sewer manhole cover is used as an exit, and the filthy air can easily pass through here, so of course you should stay away from it."

"And think about it, is it common in the news that the sewer manhole cover was stolen in such and such a place, and the residents accidentally fell into it?" Lu Yanbei added, "The sewer manhole cover is movable, and it is made of metal. , it is easy to be stolen by thieves without public morality. If you don’t pay attention when walking, you may fall in. In order to make everyone pay attention when walking, the government and the people will often remind them. Over time, it will develop This feudal superstition."

"..."

Pu Xiangnan felt that Lu Yanbei was cheating on her, but she was a bit obsessive-compulsive, so it was okay not to say anything, now that it was all said and done, those manhole covers on the side of the road, which she didn't care about at all, suddenly became extremely intense. The sense of existence made her subconsciously want to avoid it.

She walked around a manhole cover silently, feeling that she was following the customs faster and faster.

However, because of the manhole cover incident, no one asked to step on her new white shoes, which barely gave Pu Xiangnan a little comfort.

Pu Xiangnan applied what he had learned, and soon after Instructor Liang pulled the team to the training ground, he soon found a manhole cover nearby.In all fairness, the design of this manhole cover is pretty good, and the color is also integrated with the surrounding ground, and it is almost invisible if you don't pay attention.

But now, in Pu Xiangnan's eyes, it shines like a star in the night sky, which cannot be ignored at all.

What was even more desperate was that when they lined up according to height under the guidance of the instructor, Pu Xiangnan was the first in the first row, and the manhole cover was right in front of her.

After standing in the military posture for half an hour, instructor Xiaoliang began to train them to walk in unison, not to walk.

The round manhole cover was in a very tricky position, just blocking Pu Xiangnan's path, and she couldn't get over it with one step, but now she had a very strong psychological obstacle to stepping on it directly, so she subconsciously chose to bypass it.

Fortunately, the team that had just started training was a mess, so it wasn't unremarkable.

After walking back and forth several times, Instructor Liang asked them to walk in a row so that he could correct their movements.

At this time, the position of the team was opposite to the initial position, and Pu Xiangnan changed from the first row to the last row.And Lu Yanbei, who stood in the last row by virtue of his height, became the first row.

Pu Xiangnan opened his eyes wide, staring at Lu Yanbei's movements, intending to see how she handles it, so that he can follow suit.

However, she soon discovered that Lu Yanbei had no reference value at all.Although she was standing in the same position, she could step over the manhole cover with one step of her long legs, and it would not affect her movements at all. She was even praised by Instructor Liang for her "standard movements".

Row after row, row after row, finally it was Pu Xiangnan's turn.

She swears to step on what she thinks in her heart, and to finish the task just as she can.However, the foot seemed to have its own consciousness, and it automatically turned to the side.This little move, placed in a neat queue, is naturally very eye-catching in the eyes of Instructor Liang.

"The classmate in the front row!" Instructor Xiaoliang ran to her side, and asked very seriously with a straight face, "What's going on? Why do you have to turn while walking?"

"..." Pu Xiangnan was silent for a moment, intending to paraphrase Lu Yanbei's statement about sewer manhole covers.

If this is a classroom discussion, or a debate among classmates, this passage is indeed quite reasonable, and it may be able to convince the other party.It's a pity that this is a prohibited military training place, and she is facing the instructors who came out of the military camp.

When training in the army, the environment is much worse than military training.In the eyes of Instructor Liang, such insignificant details as the sewer manhole cover are not moaning out of nothing, but looking for trouble for nothing.

So he frowned very seriously, criticized Pu Xiangnan, and then pointed to the manhole cover and said, "You, stand up! When will you reflect on yourself and come down!"

Pu Xiangnan stepped on the manhole cover bravely, always having a bad premonition that the manhole cover would fall down in the next moment, and couldn't help sharpening his knife in his heart.This guy might not be compatible with her!

Fortunately, Instructor Xiaoliang was not a devil after all, and he asked everyone to practice twice, and then let Pu Xiangnan return to the team. After all, he didn't let her be publicly executed for too long.

But for the thin-skinned Pu Xiangnan, this is obviously not the beginning of her college career that she expected.Impressing new classmates in this way may be the only thing that will be remembered when she is mentioned in the future.

Fortunately, after the formal training, no one will take care of these.

The field of their class is not very good, it is very open on all sides, except for a few thin-looking trees, there is no shelter.The sun was shining and there was no shade to hide in. After a morning, everyone was sweating profusely, and they were so embarrassed that they could hardly stand up.

Pu Xiangnan was especially uncomfortable.

For some unspoken reason, she chose a pair of height increasing shoes.Although these shoes are not as expensive as high heels, they are definitely not as comfortable as flat shoes.She either stood in a military posture or walked around all morning. She only felt sore and sore from the calf down, and every step was torture.

When I was a child watching mermaid stories, Pu Xiangnan, who had too much imagination, once thought about how painful it would be to walk on the tip of a knife every step of the way.

Now she felt that she could understand a little bit.

Beauty really does have a price.

……

Following instructor Xiaoliang's "dismissal", the students all dispersed, some went back to the dormitory, some went to the cafeteria to eat.

Pu Xiangnan walked to the edge of the flower bed and sat down, reached out and rubbed his heels, and was hesitating whether to take off his shoes to take a look, when the light in front of him suddenly dimmed, and Lu Yanbei stood in front of her, "How do you feel?"

"It's okay." Pu Xiangnan took a deep breath, suppressed the pain like a needle prick, and tried to stand up.

Knowing that she was trying to be brave, Lu Yanbei quickly stretched out his hand to help her. Instead of persuading her to rest, he just said, "Go back to the dormitory first, and I'll bring food for you."

"Thank you." Pu Xiangnan bit his lip and said in a low voice.

Lu Yanbei finally reached out and rubbed her head, "You're welcome."

Pu Xiangnan quickly raised his hand to protect his hair, widened his eyes, and looked at her warily.

Her eyes were already big, but when they were rounded like this, she looked like a cat with fried fur. Lu Yanbei couldn't help laughing, and felt her mood improved a lot.

She sent Pu Xiangnan to the downstairs of the dormitory before turning around and going to the cafeteria.

Pu Xiangnan returned to the dormitory, took off his shoes and checked them. Luckily, his feet were not scratched, but the heels might be overworked and very uncomfortable.She changed into a pair of slippers, tugged at the clothes that were almost soaked, and finally couldn't hold back to take a cold shower, and washed the clothes by the way.

The weather is very hot, and the military training uniform is thin, so it can be dried in an hour at noon.

When returning to the dormitory, everyone else came back, and Lu Yanbei put the food she brought on the table.Pu Xiangnan took a look, then dug out a barrel of chili oil from the cabinet.

As soon as the lid was opened, the aroma of chili oil diffused out, attracting other people to look over.Lu Yanbei watched helplessly as she put two tablespoons of chili sauce into the dish and stirred it evenly. He couldn't help taking a breath, "Do you usually eat like this?"

Pu Xiangnan rolled his eyes and asked her with a smile, "Do you want to try it?"

The chili smelled really good, and there was a feeling of appetite. Lu Yanbei was quite moved. He walked over to observe for a while, carefully selected a peanut, and chewed it in his mouth.

For a moment, she felt as if the dick exploded in her mouth.

The instant burst of spicy taste from the tongue coating to the sky, there is an illusion that it will squeeze out the soul of the person.It's really cool, but most people probably won't enjoy it.

Relying on strong willpower and superb expression management, Lu Yanbei did not show any abnormality except for a thin layer of sweat on his forehead immediately, and he nodded and commented, "Not bad, very fragrant."

"Really?" Seeing that she didn't respond, Xie Wennan and Su Rina immediately felt relieved, and each took a peanut.

In the next moment, the two rushed to their respective tables in unison, holding the water cups and pouring wildly, while stretching out their hands to quickly flap their mouths, while glaring at Lu Yanbei who was also drinking water, "It's so hot! What's the matter with you, Sa Sa?" ? Looks thick eyebrows, but can be so deceiving!"

Lu Yanbei frowned, "If there are good things, of course we should share them together. It's better to be happy alone than to be happy together!"