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Deathly quiet.

The eyes of both of them involuntarily swept towards each other's chest, and then retracted in a pretentious manner, looking down at their toes.

Pu Xiangnan really wanted to travel back in time and kill himself who just said that sentence.It's all the netizens' fault for saying something wrong in her rant post, but to rant about her being able to recognize Lu Yanbei as a little brother, it must be that the other's chest is flat, causing her thoughts to inevitably slip in that direction, He actually said it in front of the Lord!

It felt like he would be violently beaten to death by the opponent in the next moment.

In order to save his own life, Pu Xiangnan hastily opened his mouth to make amends, "Well, I didn't mean you mean..."

As soon as the words came out of her mouth, she realized that she was about to suffer.Just now, he just said that he was old, and hinted at Fang Ping euphemistically, but now he directly said this word!She quickly corrected, "No, I'm not saying I'm older..."

grass!Why do you feel that no matter how you say it, the more you say it, the more wrong it is, and the more you describe it, the darker it is?

Lu Yanbei was shocked by her blunt words at first, and he couldn't react for a while, but when he saw Pu Xiangnan explaining in a hurry, the description became darker and darker, and the unformed anger completely turned into funny.

And...Lu Yanbei's eyes drifted across the other's chest. What Pu Xiangnan said was true. Although she was not tall, she was indeed protruding and slender.Looking back at myself, I guess the meat is all grown on the head, and there will inevitably be some shortages in other places.

"It's okay." Seeing that Pu Xiangnan's face was flushed and she wanted to dig a hole in front of her, she comforted her, "It's really flat, there's nothing I can't say."

"No, no, no..." She was so reasonable, and Pu Xiangnan was even more disturbed.But it's meaningless to continue to ask whether the car is flat or not, and it may kill the sky completely, so she can only bite the bullet and continue to explain, "Then what... I'm serious, there is flatness There are great benefits, but there are also big disadvantages.”

In case the other party would not believe it, she also cited an extreme example, "I have a high school classmate, she told us before that her grandma's breasts were drooping and turned into two strips dragging in front of her, because she would dangle and not It is convenient, so her old man put it into her pants..."

Probably the lethality of this story is even greater for Pu Xiangnan herself, who has a straight chest, so when she said this, she also looked dull and dazed, "As a result, the weather was too hot and she got prickly heat, so her grandma had to put on her underwear again." , Roll up a long strip and stuff it in."

After she finished speaking, she saw the indescribable expression on Lu Yanbei's face, and said again, "It's scary, right? So...it's really not a good thing to have big breasts."

As he spoke, he looked down at himself, the sorrow on his face definitely came from his heart.

Lu Yanbei finally came to his senses from this powerful story, and it took him a while to find his voice, and said dryly, "You... don't worry too much." This example is too extreme. Generally speaking, As long as you do a little maintenance, how can you not reach that point?

This topic ended here, but for the next period of time, the atmosphere between the two was a little weird.The atmosphere didn't improve until we left the zoo and drove back to school.The boys planned to have dinner together, but no one responded except Xie Wennan, so they had to separate in the end.

Fortunately, Pu Xiangnan's mind has always been wide-eyed. After waking up from sleep, the embarrassing and tingling situation yesterday was much better.

And there's something new to dilute those emotions.

They didn't know that they were not at school yesterday. It turned out that the student union organized a "National Day Garden Party", and all students in the school could participate.Not only there are game booths set up by the student unions of various departments for everyone to have fun, but also various clubs will recruit new students at the garden party. Freshmen can inspect various clubs and choose the ones they are interested in joining.

"What club do you want to join?" Xie Wennan scanned the club recruitment advertisements posted by other people in Moments, and when he found one, he forwarded it to the dormitory group, asking for everyone's opinions.

"Let me add one that doesn't take up so much time," Pu Xiangnan said.

This time, no one asked her why she chose not to take up time. Obviously, most of the time saved was used by Pu to set up a stall.Everyone in the dormitory already knew her attributes very well, and no one raised any doubts.

"Then you can choose this film club, watch a movie together every weekend and you're done." Lu Yanbei said.

Pu Xiangnan clicked on the recruitment advertisement and looked at it, and it was really suitable for him.It is said to watch a movie together, but it is not going to the cinema, but borrowing the school's multimedia classroom and showing it there.Even if you are not a member of the cinema, you can go to watch it. —Of course not many people do that.

What satisfied Pu Xiangnan the most was that the club didn't have any requirements to write after watching the movie or to do various analysis, full of a dawdling temperament, very Buddhist.

Xie Wennan is very active and decided to join a travel club. Every weekend, she will organize everyone to go to various scenic spots around. Maybe she can finish an article of "Autumn in the Old Capital" without Lu Yanbei's tour guide.

Surprisingly, Su Rina did not join the dance club or the singing club, but chose the sign language club.The sign language club's club activities are basically to do social work in schools for the deaf and dumb and special welfare homes. This kind of work requires a lot of patience and love, but it is very suitable for her.

"What about you, Sa Sa?" Xie Wennan couldn't help asking, Lu Yanbei was the only one who hadn't made up his mind.

"I'll see when the time comes." Lu Yanbei said.His tone sounded unmotivated, and he was obviously not very interested in these activities.If it weren't for the school's requirement to join the club, which would be included in the overall score, she probably wouldn't have chosen it.

After making a preliminary decision, the group changed into clothes and went to the playground to participate in the garden party.

Because the clubs they wanted to join were different, they separated at the entrance.Pu Xiangnan took two steps, only to realize that Lu Yanbei had been following him.

"You go your way, I'll take a look around." Lu Yanbei walked quite leisurely with his hands in his pockets, and when he saw her turn around, he raised his chin as a signal.

Pu Xiangnan went straight to the film club.

The person in charge here is a brother who wears glasses and looks ordinary.Seeing Pu Xiangnan, his eyes lit up, and he immediately burst out with great enthusiasm, almost pointing her hand to fill in the form, making Lu Yanbei, who was following behind, frown.

They are all young and restless, and they are in a university where they can fall in love in an open and honest manner. Many people unconsciously emit hormones when they see a suitable partner.But Lu Yanbei found that Pu Xiangnan might not be thinking about it, so she wasn't too wary of all kinds of men approaching her.

"Do you want to think about it again? I think other clubs are also good." She took a step forward, pressed the form and asked.

Pu Xiangnan didn't understand her good intentions at all, and shook her head firmly, "No, this is good." Movie watching is usually arranged in the evening, which will not delay her weekend time, even if she doesn't set up a stall, she will have a part-time job in the future. More convenient.

Lu Yanbei could only remind so much.If it wasn't for Pu Xiangnan, she wouldn't even have this reminder.In such an environment, it is inevitable that Pu Xiangnan looks good.Seeing her persistence, he didn't say anything more.

She took a step back and stood there waiting boredly, when suddenly a hand stretched out from behind her and patted her on the shoulder.

Lu Yanbei grabbed the hand almost reflexively, twisted it and gave it away, and then he heard a pig-killing scream from behind, "Student, classmate, classmate, spare me!!"

Only then did Lu Yanbei let go of his hand, and turned around.

Seeing this, she suddenly realized that she seemed to have found an organization.

Next door to the film club is the basketball club. The members here are all tall and burly, and Lu Yanbei is 175 in size.

So when Pu Xiangnan finished filling out the form, he turned around and found that his roommate was gone.Follow the sound to find the past, and saw Lu Yanbei surrounded by people from the basketball club, who enthusiastically invited her to join this big family.

Lu Yanbei stood in the crowd with a calm expression, as if he didn't have much interest in it.When she found Pu Xiangnan approaching, she turned her head and asked, "What do you think?"

"Pretty good?" Pu Xiangnan thought for a while and said, "You do a lot of exercise every day, this is quite suitable for you."

Sad to say, recently Pu Xiangnan found that his WeChat step No.1 throne was completely lost and was replaced by Lu Yanbei.

Before, because of her short stature, she walked thousands of steps more than others every day, so Pu Xiangnan was not very happy to get this No.1, but now she couldn’t get No.1 even after walking thousands of steps, she couldn’t accept it even more .

Lu Yanbei was definitely born to overcome her.

Lu Yanbei nodded, and said without exception, "Okay, the basketball club and the film club are next to each other, it's a fate."

As he spoke, he took the pen that was set aside and began to fill in the form.

Although the reason is somewhat confusing, fortunately, the result is happy for all.

When they reunited at the door, Xie Wennan had an extra guitar on him.It is said that her classmate from the Department of Economics and Management joined the guitar club, so she also bought a guitar.Xie Wennan was very interested and borrowed it.

"I just learned "Twinkle, Twinkle, Shiny" at the guitar club, and I'll play it for you later!" Xie Wennan was in high spirits.

"Be careful when the neighbor comes to trouble you." Pu Xiangnan reminded her.

Xie Wennan was furious and reached out to rub her hair.Pu Xiangnan quickly dodged and jumped behind Lu Yanbei.

This subconscious action really made classmate Lu Yanbei happy, so when Xie Wennan chased him, he stretched out his hand to block it, "Stop making trouble, the cafeteria should start selling lunch, hurry over now, you should be able to buy five canteens stewed pork ribs.”

The dishes in the school cafeteria are full of unknowns. Most of the things made by the big pot are very challenging to the stomachs of the students, but occasionally you can find bright dishes in them.Among them, stewed pork ribs is the signature of Wucantang. It is not only delicious, but also inexpensive. It has always been loved by the majority of students, and the queue in front of the window has always been the longest.

"Let's go!" Xie Wennan immediately forgot what he was going to do.

After lunch, Xie Wennan held the guitar and performed for everyone.

In all fairness, as a beginner, she still has a decent style, and she can play the song "Little Star" quite well.But no matter how beautiful the music is, if you listen to it a dozen times in a row, it won't feel so good.

But the person who is the pianist is not aware of it, and is still intoxicated there.

Pu Xiangnan has the habit of taking a nap, but in Xie Wennan's BGM, it is not easy to fall asleep. She lay on the bedside and sincerely suggested, "Nan Nan, why don't we come here for today's concert, and wait for you to learn more. How many more songs?"

"Do you know that you killed a guitar master's growth opportunity?" Xie Wennan complained, but still put down the guitar and went out with the phone.The relationship between her and the classmate from the Department of Economics and Management has become increasingly sticky, and now she has to talk on the phone for at least an hour every day, and she almost pierced the window paper.

Without Su Rina, only Pu Xiangnan and Lu Yanbei were left in the dormitory.

Seeing Pu Xiangnan staring at the guitar with a greedy look, he asked her, "Want to learn?"

"Forget it, I don't have musical talent." Pu Xiangnan shook his head.

Lu Yanbei didn't know what kind of psychology he had, so he said without hesitation, "If you want to hear it, I can play it."

"You really know everything!" Pu Xiangnan exclaimed, "Where did you find the time to learn so many things?" Even if local candidates have the advantage and can be admitted to this school, Lu Yanbei's cultural subjects must be very good. In addition to studying, she knows enough things.

"Didn't I say that before? I didn't like to stay at home, and I was bored, so I learned a little bit about everything, but I'm half-baked, and I can only scare laymen." Lu Yanbei said.

Pu Xiangnan immediately realized that he had been struck by lightning again, and quickly changed the subject, "What can you play?"

"What do you want to hear?" Lu Yanbei asked back.

"Can I order some songs?" Pu Xiangnan thought for a while and said, "Then let's play a song to help me sleep. I'm going to take a nap."

Lu Yanbei took the guitar over, tested the notes a few times, bowed his head and thought for a while, and then began to play.The sound of Lingling flows from the guitar strings, like a gurgling stream, and then to the bamboo forest in the wind, quiet, beautiful, and calming.

Pu Xiangnan unconsciously fell asleep.

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Sa Sa: You may not believe it, but I know how to flirt with girls!

Xiaoxiao: Who are you teasing?