Coquettish slut dead poor monk

As soon as the poor monk finished speaking, the handsome man was stunned.

"I have reincarnated thousands of times, and now I am not as good as before. How did my benefactor know that I am the canopy marshal who is in charge of the [-] Tianhe sailors in that day palace!"

"The poor monk has seen countless people, and it's not a lie to say that his eyes are piercing."

After finishing speaking, he was pulled by the monkey.

The poor monk glared angrily, this monkey is getting smaller and smaller!

But, after all, they are the apprentices of the poor monk, and the poor monk is willing to pamper them no matter how big or small.

"Benefactor, can you untie me?"

The poor monk gave Wukong a wink, and Wukong immediately untied him.

"Let's go quickly, this Gao Laozhuang is a place that cannibalize people!" Marshal Tianpeng said with a frowning face, "I thought there were many good people in the folk, but in the end, they cheated on the marriage!"

"Cheat marriage?"

"I guess it's because of my handsome family property, but after so many years, the Jade Emperor probably copied my handsome family long ago. Where did he get the family property?" Tianpeng said angrily, "If I had known that this handsome man would not have Lu Na saved the young lady, but caused a mess!"

The poor monk doesn't understand, this plot is beyond the outline.

So he looked at Wukong.

Wukong ended the discussion with one sentence: "Let's go now, if it's later, there will probably be trouble in the bridal chamber."

Wukong carried the poor monk on his back. Thanks to the poor monk's meat, Wukong was afraid that he would not be able to run fast as a teacher, so he lowered his value.

The poor monk was riding on the monkey, and asked the canopy who was running and resting next to him, "Isn't Miss Gao beautiful?"

"I have never seen such a beautiful woman in Tianpeng." Tianpeng pouted bitterly, "And I don't like women at all, how can I marry someone. If it weren't for that, whoever got Guanyin Bodhisattva sat down and said to the boy What time is not enough, just tied me up, I have already run away!"

what……

It seems to know something important.

Wukong turned his head and looked at me as if he had washed away his three views.

But what is the use of being a teacher, can the second apprentice stop him from becoming a teacher?

"Aren't you demoted to the world because you liked Chang'e and had a dispute with Wu Gang?"

Speaking of this, Tianpeng sighed suddenly, "It seems that this matter has spread throughout the Three Realms? That's right, Chang'e happened to know about the matter between me and Wu Gang at the beginning, and Chang'e said that she had a crush on me for a long time. But Master, you Think about it, am I the kind of man who falls in love with other women at the first sight? Wu Gang was angry with Chang'e, but Chang'e threatened me..."

"So it's been rumored everywhere that you like Chang'e?"

"And Wu Gang still doesn't believe me!"

"and after?"

"Later, this matter got serious, and it turned out that the Jade Emperor didn't allow us to have an office romance, so at that time, in order to keep Wu Gang, I asked myself to go through the calamity in the lower realm."

This canopy is still a seed of infatuation!

"Then what about Wu Gang? Are you not afraid that he will fall in love with Chang'e for a long time?"

"Hmph, then Chang'e can make us like this just by flying from the ground? Someone must have wanted to avenge himself a long time ago, but now that I'm gone, Wu Gang may not be in much danger, and Chang'e still wants to get away?" Canopy said grimly: "The last time I received a message from Ah Gang was a hundred years ago. He said that because he cut down trees every day, Chang'e sued the Jade Emperor for destroying public property..."

"Is that okay?"

"Later, the Jade Emperor said that he had punished Wu Gang for cutting down the tree."

"Condolences."

Canopy looked forward to it: "When I just left, he said that he would wait for me to be sanctified in the Heavenly Palace and go back to pick him up stepping on colorful auspicious clouds. Now he cuts down trees every day, making Chang'e restless every night... Although he can't stay together forever, he can't stay together forever. Bad breath is also good."

The poor monk had a lot of thoughts, and was heartbroken by the gratitude of the second apprentice: "People are not allowed to fall in love in the sky, but now they are still in a long-distance relationship. Are you not afraid of him moving on?"

"I'm so handsome, who is he?"

"Chang'e."

"Tsk. I really have no vision."

Corrected the emotional attitude of the second apprentice, this will be twists and turns, and it is still in Gaolaozhuang.

There is a gate in front, and suddenly a master Gao jumped out, grabbed the hem of his clothes and ran over, saying, "Holy Monk, where are you going?"

"Master, run, it's them!" Canopy jumped up suddenly, I've never seen a monster so afraid of mortals!

"Master Gao, I thought you were kind before, but now that you do something like this, don't blame the poor monk for not saving face."

"Holy Monk! Let's talk if we have something to say!" Master Gao said, and a little boy walked out from behind.

"Are you ready for the group performance? Come on, today we will start performing Zhu Bajie carrying his wife." The boy called the crowd, and then turned around to see the poor monk riding on Wukong. He was stunned for a while, and said, "Elder Tang, come down quickly .We left after the show.”

It turned out that it was just a formality...

Moreover, the poor monk is just a supporting role!

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