Coquettish slut dead poor monk

"So which corner are you?" the poor monk asked.

"Master, I am Jin Jiao, and this is Yin Jiao." The monster introduced, and another normal monster popped out.

"..." The poor monk frowned, wondering which one had drugged the two monsters, and asked, "Where is my disciple?"

"Master, your apprentice invited us two brothers to entertain you here. Look... can you visit Xiaoyao's mansion for one night, so that my two brothers can do something for you?" Gold and Silver Erjiao Offering a gourd melon, the dry color is no different from ordinary gourds.

The poor monk shook the gourd, his heart sank.

There was a monkey's voice in it, which was still very familiar to the poor monk's ears.

quite cooked.

The poor monk's brows were all twisted into a knot, "I've seen this joke, but my apprentice has already been put into a gourd by you, you still want me to be a guest? It's just impossible!"

"Master, we sincerely want to invite you to be our guest."

"Where's the evidence?"

"The evidence is here..." Jin Jiao subconsciously looked at Yin Jiao.

"Golden Horn."

"what?"

Jin Horn went in, and Yin Horn started to run away in a panic.

What are you running for? Didn't you invite the poor monk to be a guest for dinner?

By the way, how do you get people out?

The poor monk was shaking, and there was a commotion inside. From the sound, it must be a monkey scolding Jinjiao.

The poor monk opened the lid, and the monkey inside burst out, and he stuffed the golden horn in by the way.

Jin Jiao yelled inside: "Big brother, you are not kind!"

"You were so unkind when you accepted me!"

"Apprentice, is this the monster?" The poor monk saw that the monkey took the gourd away, and he didn't know if it would melt.

Judging by the outcome, probably not.

"I remember that monster still has a few treasures. Let's steal their property and go on the road?" the poor monk said.

"This..." Monkey sized up the poor monk, guessing that he was telling the truth.

Jin Jiao didn't know that Yin Jiao ran away, so he was still restless and said: "My two brothers are still laozi under Laojun's throne. That's why I worshiped my godmother, fortunately, on this mountain, I'm waiting for your masters and apprentices to rescue me and me out of the mountain!"

According to the original number, the two monsters were taken back by Taishang Laojun.

"Apprentice, you don't know, we have to gather five magic weapons to summon Laojun, and now there is one more in that old vixen's place, look, why don't we bring it together?" said the poor monk.

"Why did you call the Supreme Lord?"

"Clear the customs!"

The monkey doesn't know the way, but reluctantly obeys the teacher's words.

In fact, to be honest, if you have a few big treasures from the Taishang Laojun, does the poor monk need to be watched all the way?

At that time, it must be the poor monk calling the name of a monster and pretending to be one!In the future, the poor monk must be a monk who frightens the demons on the way to learn the scriptures!

The two of us, master and apprentice, asked the little demon to go to the old vixen's mansion.The disguise technique produced by this monkey is not bad, it looks exactly like the golden horn at first glance.

But this old vixen is a bit...

No matter how old you are, you are still a vixen.

"Golden Horn, Silver Horn, my son!"

"Old mother, we have come to see you."

"Jin Jiao, why do you smell like human flesh all over your body? It smells weird."

The poor monk smiled and said, "Hey, old mother, my two brothers caught that Tang Dynasty monk today, and he ate it to prolong his life. We are asking you to taste the first bite."

"Hey, you catch it, so what if it's divided into one piece, I just don't want to eat it." The old vixen smiled with a wrinkled face, sniffed around, "You rolled around on him, right? It seems that the meat is really delicious."

"But there is only one problem. The monk's apprentice Sun Wukong is jumping outside, saying that if he doesn't let him go, his master will smash my house!" The poor monk said angrily.

"It's so bold!" The old goblin said angrily, "Little goblins, follow me to get the bundle of fairy ropes, and see if I don't take down that monkey!"

Just as the old hag unsealed the bundle of fairy ropes, the monkey's eyes lit up, and he activated the group attack skill immediately.

This this……

Amitabha, accidentally killed again.

"Hurry up, hurry up, maybe that Yinjiao has gone to the sky to sue!"

Yinjiao just went home and hid for a while, but he didn't expect to meet Laojun right away.

Laojun asked about the whereabouts of Jinjiao, and then enlightened Yinjiao. Yinjiao immediately became a little boy, and then followed Laojun to save his brother.

In fact, the poor monk has never met such a shameless person who has received so much credit from the poor monk.

Now I see it again.

Sure enough, these old Taoist priests are so annoying, there is no good thing.

Laojun cleaned up his property: "Bring the immortal rope."

"Whoever sees this will win. We have helped you, old Taoist, don't deny it." Monkey said.

The monkey wanted to say something more, but the poor monk had already given up.

After all, whatever you say is useless.

Laojun is poor, thief is poor!Otherwise, why would a baby be reluctant!

The author has something to say: Happy National Day in advance~