just say you're dating your boyfriend

Ye Ze's fingers swiped and pulled on the phone, and the microblogs on the screen slowly moved up.

"Reposted from Twitter: Take it, say that you are dating a girlfriend (boyfriend)." A bunch of pictures are attached below.

Ye Ze doesn't know them, but there is a girl who looks really good-looking.The dark green woolen coat, the fluffy white scarf, the oval face, the round and bright eyes, and the way he smiled at the camera gave him the illusion of being in love.

Thinking of the only one in the dormitory who had a girlfriend, Zhou Huai Chengtian showed affection, Ye Ze chuckled, saved the photo of the round-eyed girl, and planned to go back and secretly post a post, saying that he was dating his girlfriend!

The sound of the stool being gently pulled away came from in front of him, Ye Ze remembered that he was in the library, put down his phone in frustration, and planned to study hard.He didn't even know when he picked up his mobile phone and started playing. Mobile phones are really harmful...

With a flick of a finger, he turned a page of the book.Ye Ze forced himself to read the book seriously, but just now there was someone he didn't know sitting across from him, which made Ye Ze a little uncomfortable. Although he tried not to care, his eyes still drifted uncontrollably to the opposite body.

With this flutter, Ye Ze couldn't move his eyes away.

The person who just sat down opposite was a boy.Wearing a dark green down jacket with an off-white turtleneck sweater inside.The skin is very fair, and the dense and long eyelashes are like black feathers when he lowers his head to read a book, giving him a strong sense of presence. The rosy lips are closely pressed together. Next to his cheeks is the fur on the edge of the hat of the down jacket, which is brown and fluffy. , which made his face more beautiful.It looks better than the round-eyed little girl I just saved.

The fingers turning the pages of the book are also very beautiful, the knuckles are distinct and not obtrusive, the fingertips are reddish, and they fall on the pages of the book, like jade carvings.

Ye Ze couldn't help moving his hand to the phone.

Is this person really from our school?Why did no one mention this to me when I applied for volunteering?Is it also a freshman?

Thinking in a mess in his mind, he secretly clicked on the camera with his finger, and turned off the flash and sound effects very sneakily, and quietly aimed at the face of the handsome boy opposite.

Well, it's not that he wants to take a picture of someone because he looks good. He's a straight guy, and he has a picture of what another guy looks like in his phone.He just... just... remembered the comments he read on that Weibo just now. There were many comments in which photos were posted to show that they contributed to this event. Ye Ze finally found the reason: Yes, in order to give back to that Weibo, He just took it secretly!

Thinking about it this way, I suddenly felt that my waist was very straight, and even the sneak shot was a little more confident.

After pressing the camera button, Ye Ze looked at it and thought it was okay, but it was a pity that he didn't take all of the opponent's hands in.

Ye Ze held his mobile phone and watched the opposite side secretly for a while.

The boy turned the pages of the book slowly as if he didn't realize it.

Probably didn't find it...or didn't care.

Ye Ze said to himself, I will take another picture, and I won’t take another picture if I get his hand, I swear.

As a result, the sinful cell phone was erected again without a sound.

Ye Ze focused on the screen and adjusted the position of the phone.Then he watched helplessly on the screen of the mobile phone that the boy who looked like a fairy raised his head and smiled at him.

I, I go!There are still dimples!

Ye Ze was dizzy from his laughter, tapped the camera button randomly with his fingers, then quickly stood up, packed up his things and fled.

Is there anything more embarrassing in this world than being caught secretly filming?Anyway, Ye Ze couldn't figure it out at the moment.

Back in the dormitory, there were five men of different shapes in the dormitory. Some played games, some watched videos, and one frowned, cutting his toenails as if he was facing an enemy.

Zhou Huai was lying on the bed chatting sweetly with his girlfriend, not caring at all whether it would stimulate the fragile nerves of the rest of the people.His bed was the first lower one when entering the door, and Ye Ze met Zhou Huailai as soon as he opened the door.

Zhou Huai is their bed... No, but he is the outstanding person in the whole class. His appearance is not inferior in the whole department, otherwise he would not have gotten a girlfriend in his freshman year.

Usually, Ye would appreciate Zhou Huai's face, but after seeing the fairy today, looking at everything else is boring.

Including girls.

Ye Ze sighed, and looked sadly at Zhou Huai whose hair was messed up on the pillow and had several marks on his face.

Zhou Huai gave a loving kiss to his girlfriend over there, and then "hang up first" and "hang up first" after a while and then hung up.

Immediately afterwards, he leaned close to Ye Ze, who had taken off his shoes and was about to climb up to the upper bunk, with a red face: "Why did you come back so early today?"

Ye Ze looked at his face that was overly nourished by love expressionlessly: "Because I can't wait to give you a surprise."

After finishing speaking, he quickly stepped on the pedals and climbed onto the bed, and gave him a wicked smile: "Wait and see what I have to say."

Zhou Huai was almost stepped on his face by his thumping feet.

But Ye Ze's face is too happy to match the expression just now.

Ye Ze couldn't be described as handsome.Since he was a child, every girl who had a crush on him didn't want to be his girlfriend, but wanted to be his sister and his mother. Thinking about it, he was so angry that he vomited blood.He's not short either, he's 1.7 meters eight, what's so cute about his height?But look at his fleshy face with a bit of baby fat, those round eyes, and those plump lips that seem to be pouting at any time... Who cares about his height.

Back then, Ye Ze thought several times that he was going to be confessed when faced with a girl approaching with blushing cheeks, and even thought about how to avoid the teachers and parents, but in the end, she just came over and rubbed his face , Ask him if he lacks a sister.It can be said that Ye Ze is still a loner due to his looks, which made him extremely envious and jealous of Zhou Huai.

Forget it, don't mention the past.Ye Ze clenched his fists on the bed, regardless of Zhou Huai, who was holding on to the pedals and laughing like a fool, he is no longer what he used to be!With the abs he managed to grow, is he still worried about not being able to find a girlfriend? !

Yes, Ye Ze was ruthless at the beginning. After the college entrance examination, he strictly controlled his diet and exercise time, and finally developed extremely masculine abdominal muscles!Although there is no eight yuan!

Humph, girlfriends will.But there must be some stimulation for Zhou Huai.Be sure to tell him that I also have a girlfriend, let him restrain himself and stop abusing dogs.

The round-eyed Ye opened the app and edited the sentence "Dating with the girlfriend I just made today, I am very happy", and then clicked the plus sign in the box below, intending to release the round-eyed girl. The sadistic Zhou Huai (and others)!

The thumbnails were not clearly visible, so Ye Ze squinted his eyes and looked closely for a long time before finally selecting a photo. He just clicked OK to send it, and before he had time to see the finished product, a phone call came in.

Seeing that it was from his buddy Yang Yuzhe, Ye Ze quickly answered the phone: "Hello—"

Yang Yuzhe actually had nothing to do with calling, he just had a girlfriend and flirted with him.

It's really nothing, it's just a girlfriend.

It's just to have a girlfriend... Really angry!If I had known earlier, I would not have answered the call.Ye Ze heard him tell him how he met his girlfriend and got to know each other, and Ye Ze couldn't help but pooh twice at the phone: "It's like no one is talking about it!"

Yang Yuzhe laughed loudly: "You probably don't have it, you will be stimulated to say so, so force yourself to say yes!"

Unexpectedly, he would be punctured, Ye Ze's face turned red all of a sudden, and he hesitated to refute, but was molested by Yang Yuzhe so that his adrenaline soared, he couldn't say a word, and was forced to accept the other party for more than half a month. Hours of ridicule.

After hanging up the phone, Ye Ze spread out on the bed, feeling that he was riddled with holes.

"Ye Ze." Zhou Huai held the phone in his hand and looked at him with a complicated expression.

Ye Ze thought about the fact that there was one more person who was out of order by his side, and when he saw Zhou Huai again, his heart was extremely sad, and he was obviously not ugly.In addition to being sad, she returned to him: "What?"

Ying You on the opposite bed stopped the game at some point, and sat upright against the quilt: "You went to the library this afternoon to hand in—"

"Yes." Ye Ze got up immediately when he heard that he could bluff them, "Isn't it pretty? Isn't it very beautiful?"

Zhou Huai lowered his head and confirmed the photo attached to Ye Ze's comment again: "It looks good..."

Lin Jianglin put the nail scissors aside, looked up - he and Zhou Huai slept opposite each other - and said seriously: "Don't worry, we all share the same bed, brothers don't discriminate."

What discrimination does not discriminate?Ye Ze was a little confused, what's the matter with having a long and beautiful girlfriend?Could it be...

Thinking of a possibility, Ye Ze's expression changed greatly: "Do you know her?" Misbehavior and women's morals messing around around?

"I don't know." He replied sparsely.

Ye Ze breathed a sigh of relief and fell back on the bed.The reaction of this group of people feels very strange. Aren't they envious of such a beautiful round-eyed girl?The atmosphere is so heavy, and he still doesn't discriminate against him, making it seem like he's dating a guy... Wait?

Are you dating a guy?Speaking of which, he couldn't see the thumbnail clearly before, so he picked up the combination of the dark green coat and the white scarf and sent it out. Afterwards, Yang Yuzhe called for forty minutes and forgot about it, subconsciously I'm sure I sent the round-eyed girl... Ye Ze almost gasped when he thought of this, and got up to touch the phone, but before he could touch it, Wang Hanbo, who was flipping through the dynamics after watching the video, gave him the answer.

"Zeze——how did you get a boyfriend when you're so straight!"

Ye Ze's brain buzzed, and his heart beat faster for a moment. The picture presented to him by his brain was like his broken TV set, full of snowflakes, and accompanied by the sound of "time, time, time" from poor contact.

He subconsciously clarified with his roommate, "I sent the wrong message, it's not this", and opened the app. The message reminded 99. After he opened it, part of it was a chat interface, and asked him when he bent, Part of it was the likes of the post, and the rest was just frantically inquiring about the boy in the photo under the post.

Shaking his hands, he clicked on the post he posted, and the page suddenly displayed:

@气运云梦泽:

Today I am dating my girlfriend I just made, very happy[爱心][爱心][爱心]

[with attached picture]

The background of the picture attached is the school library. A boy in a dark green down jacket looks at the camera and smiles. A tuft of brown fur is next to the corner of his deep-set mouth, and a dimple is looming in the fur.Ye Ze stared blankly at the dimple for a long time before mustering up the courage to look up.The other party's eyebrows were slightly raised, and his eyes were as bright as stars, full of tenderness and doting, as if the person sitting opposite and taking this photo was really his girlfriend.

The other party is really good-looking.If he was a cute little girl, he might really like such a boy.But, but he is not!

Fingers up and down the edit button next to it, the first time there is a message of 99, this is more than [-] likes, never so much, I am a little bit reluctant...

But had to delete.He is not afraid of anything. Although there are many people who ask him, most of them don't take it seriously and are just teasing, but the boy who was secretly photographed by him will be upset if he is called a "girlfriend". I'm really afraid that this group of crazy humans will pick up the boy's private information.

So let's just delete it and apologize.

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