[Comprehensive] God judge

This day is a shame for Tsurumaru Kuninaga.

He made a man sit on his body and do whatever he wanted, his face was touched, honey was smeared all over his face, his eyes were all over his nose, and he almost choked to death.

The whole face was itchy, accompanied by a burning tingling pain, so the feeling should not be too sour.

Zhongli Cixin on the side sat on the floor, looked at his hands with disgust, they were covered with honey, they were sticky, his body was still clean, after all, he had the ability to avoid dust, so he wouldn't be stained with dust.

Zhong Lici, who was in a bad mood, looked at the few hairs sticking to his hands, feeling a little bad.

He called Tsurumaru Kuninaga and asked, "Where is the hot water, my hands are sticky."

Tsurumaru Kuninaga's face was not very comfortable, not only that, but his hair, neck and even the neckline were covered.

It is a good way to soak in a hot spring at this time.

Tsurumaru Kuninaga's face has already grown. After all, it is the lotus seed of Tiangong lotus, which has the effect of immortality. It is not a problem to heal a face after peeling.

But Zhongli Cixin felt very strange, he wondered: "Obviously you are screaming so miserable, yet no one came to see it."

A certain blade sitting on the roof and certain blades in the crack of the door at the other corner silently retracted their gazes.

Tsurumaru Kuninaga immediately laughed.

We can still be friends without mentioning this.

So, at Tsurumaru Kuninaga's suggestion, Zhongli Cixin followed him to the hot spring.

Tsurumaru Kuninaga fetched some hot water from a basin for him and told him to wash his hands, while he undressed and went to take a bath.

Zhong Li Cixin washed his hands, and after they were no longer sticky, he took out soap and washed them again.

Tsurumaru Kuninaga over there shouted, "Hey, wash my hair for me."

"I don't, why should I wash your hair for you?" Zhongli retorted heartily.

"It's because you poured the honey on my hair." Tsurumaru Kuninaga replied, "Hey, don't be so stingy, I'm not angry when you see your honey poured into my nose, please wash it for me."

Zhongli Cixin felt that what he said was very reasonable, so yes, well then.

Zhongli Cixin picked up the wide sleeves, and then slid them down again.

After thinking about it, I simply took off my coat, but the clothes inside...

Finally, he took off his shirt and put on an undershirt, pulled up his sleeves, and went to 'rub' Tsurumaru Kuninaga's hair.

"It hurts, it hurts, lighten it, lighten it, it's going to be bald!!!!!!!"

"You are so troublesome. Didn't you ask me to wash it for you? Do you know how difficult honey is to wash off? You can't wash it off without rubbing too much. Don't move. The more you move, the more painful it will be!"

"QAQ, I think I'm going to be turned into a bald crane by you!!"

"It's okay, you can grow back when you're bald, aren't you still bald? Or if I shave your head bald, it won't hurt anymore."

"Stop it ahhh!"

Tsurumaru·Zuosi·Kuninaga, personally experienced what it means to shoot a stone in one's own foot.

Even Zhongli Langhan didn't dare to instruct Zhongli to resign to work, Tsurumaru Kuninaga really asked for it.

#There are sixteen maids serving me at home#

#First time helping someone wash their hair#

Zhongli Cixin felt aggrieved, he didn't wash his hair so hard, this guy was still howling.

cut.

An angry Zhongli shook his hands away, leaving the crying Tsurumaru Kuninaga behind, and went out to play.

Zhongli Cixin walked out angrily while putting on his clothes. Too bad, I didn't cry today, I should have taken the opportunity to fake cry just now.

Gee.

unwise.

It would be too fake to go back and cry now.

Sure enough, you can't take it lightly, you must always keep a close eye on your useless character.

Mistake, he actually fixed his face. According to the characteristics of the good-for-nothing, wouldn't it be sabotage?

Think about the kitchen that he burned down, think about the study that he demolished, think about the past when he almost tortured himself to death.

Right, that is it.

To maintain destructive power, start by demolishing the house.

Wait a minute, this is not his house, without repairing the formation, it seems that there will be no place to live if it is demolished.

But this group of people is already miserable, so let's just forget about the abuse.

How about he go and ruin the garden?

Da da da……

Ok?

Zhong Lici was stunned, what was the sound, and when he looked again, a few pearls in his coat sleeves came out.

Helpless, he had no choice but to pick it up, the pearl rolled to the ground, and Zhong Li heard the sound when he picked it up.

Huh... ah... 'bang'

As soon as Zhongli Cixin raised his head, he watched helplessly as the black-haired young man, who was much taller than himself, stepped on the few pearls he had dropped, let out a 'huh', and then fell beautifully on his back.

It felt like the house was shaking.

Zhongli was so frightened that he closed his eyes immediately.

He really couldn't bear it, so he opened one eye quietly, covered his face with one hand, slowly moved over, and picked up those dead pearls.

There's no way, he didn't know it would happen before he came, he was still playing with Qingming's Shikigami before, and planned to use it as a pendant for the little girls, otherwise he would be so idle that he would be here Thirty pearls the size of pigeon eggs were stuffed into the sleeves.

Putting away the pearls, he took a look at the young man who was thrown into a coma, with black hair and golden eyes, uh, there is even eye shadow?

It's ok, it's pretty good.

"Hey, are you alright?" Zhong Li Cixin poked his arm and asked.

Taro Tachi opened his mouth, hummed, and got up slowly, his head still dizzy.

"I'm sorry, do you want me to rub it for you?" Zhong Li suggested heartily.

Taro Tachi shook his head.

Zhong Li sighed heartily and said, "Okay then, can I ask you a question?"

Taro Tachi was stunned: "What?"

"Are there any normal people among you who can chat, drink tea, have snacks and drink together?" Zhong Li Cixin asked.

Taro Tachi was stunned, and it took a while before he replied: "His Highness Mikazuki and His Highness Umaru both like to drink tea. If you want to drink, you can go to the Japanese number."

Zhongli nodded heartily, remembering the blindfolded Sanriyue he saw before, and asked, "Where is Sanriyue, I don't know the way."

Taro Tachi had no choice but to take him to Mikazuki Zongjin.

Mikazuki Zongjin was chatting and drinking tea with Xiaohumaru.

Zhongli Cixin took out a box of snacks on the way, took a layer and gave it to Taro Taidao, regardless of whether he wanted it or not, he went to knock on the door with a smile.

Taro Tachi looked at the food box in his hand, and opened his mouth to Zhongli Cixin, but he couldn't say anything.

It would be nice if Jiro was here.

On the other hand, San Ri Yue Zong heard someone knocking on the door and Zhong Li Ci Xin's energetic voice. While wondering, he naturally invited someone in.

Zhongli Cixin never looks at people, he is this kind of personality, and he implements it very thoroughly.

After entering, I saw Xiaohuwan, and greeted him with a smile: "Xiaohuwan is also here, just in time, let's have some snacks together."

Sanri Yue Zongjin asked with a slight smile, "Is there something wrong?"

"Yes, I'm looking for you for snacks and tea." Zhongli replied heartily, "Well, it's getting dark, I dare not stay alone, I'm afraid of the dark..."

Mikazuki Zongjin: ...

Little Fox Ball: ...

It was the first time they saw the aunt who took it for granted that they were afraid of the dark. Of course, they also met the ex and the ex-ex.

It is impossible to imagine that an adult is still afraid of the dark.

Zhongli Cixin didn't feel anything yet, and took out something from his sleeve on his own.

Sankai Yuezong couldn't see it, but Xiaohumaru was paralyzed, looking at Zhongli Cixin with a dazed expression as he took out a small stove, a silver pickle, a set of tea sets, and a few bottles of wine.

#How many things are hidden in that sleeve#

"Does Xiaohuwan drink?" Zhongli asked heartily.

Xiaohuwan nodded stupidly.

Zhongli Cixin poured him a pot, and brought him a plate of snacks to accompany the wine.

Then Zhongli Cixin started to boil water and make tea.

Tianlong Blister... Star Frost Grass... maybe.

By the way, why are all my tea leaves filled with celestial herbs that are beauty-beautifying and immortal?

#Because you are a widowed old man who lost his wife, your son is afraid that you will die too soon and is renewing your life#

Immortal Grass: Medicinal effect, immortality after eating.

If it's not true that you can't die, it's better to say that you can save your life once and be immune to death once, but if it's a sick body, it's pure torture.

This kind of thing is a life-saving talisman for monks in the cultivation world, and its value is immeasurable, but he has several boxes.

So is Tiangonglian.

#Son, do you love me or hate me? #

It turns out that in your eyes, your father and I have always been on drugs that cannot be stopped?

Xiaohuwan looked at Zhongli Cixin staring at the fire with tears in his eyes, what kind of operation is this?

No one moved him?

Their group of dark swords are so friendly to suppress their killing intent, why is this guy crying?

Although Sanri Yuezong couldn't see it, but his senses were quite sensitive, he asked, "What's wrong?"

Zhong Li took a deep breath and said, "It's okay, I just think my son is quite filial, and I'm a little moved."

Xiaohuwan was stunned for a moment, and couldn't help asking: "Son?"

"Uh...ah, I'm a man, not a girl. Well, in terms of age, although I look young, I'm actually an old man over 2000 years old hahahaha." Zhong Li smiled heartily. Said.

Immediately, Xiaohumaru had the feeling that the other party was possessed by Mikazuki Zong,

Although Sanri Yue Zongjin couldn't see it, he was a little confused by the other party's strange development.

"More than 2000 years old?" Mikazuki Zongjin asked.

"Ah, yes, you Fu Sangshen should live longer, right?" Zhong Lici said with a smile, "I'm a half monk, so I can barely be considered a relatively long-lived person."

"This is the first time I've met someone who has lived two thousand years." Three Riyue Zongjin was noncommittal to Zhongli Cixin's words. After all, two thousand years old is still too exaggerated. Is it possible for human beings to live that long?

"Eh, is that so? I thought you should have met people like Babai Kuni before." Zhongli murmured, "It's really strange that you pay the Sangshen."

The author has something to say: Zhongli Cixin: I will sleep here tonight.

Sanri Yuezong is near: Those who judge the gods, please respect yourself.

Zhongli Cixin: QAQ don't chase me away, I'm afraid of the dark and I don't want to sleep alone, you've already drank my tea, aren't we a family?

Mikazuki Zongjin: WTF?

Zhong Lici's clinginess was quite difficult.