[Comprehensive] God judge

It's just enough to eat, should I say it's thanks to his good-for-nothing design?

Zhongli Langhan was always worried that he would lose himself, so he prepared ample rations for him, which were cooked by Zhongli Cixin's female officer. The taste was top-notch and there were many kinds. Also readily available.

There are also mounts, money, and all kinds of precious metals and ores.

Therefore, Zhongli Cixin is not short of money at all.

Nor will you starve to death.

He doesn't even lack a place to live. The cinnabar mark between his eyebrows is actually a contract mark of a small world. As long as he wants, he can live in it at any time.

It's just that Zhongli Cixin didn't think of this at all.

Probably because he has been acting as an idiot for more than 2000 years, so he is used to it.

But it's one thing to be unconsciously stupid, another thing to be directly humiliated... What the hell is this kimono, does the man look so feminine?

Well, men are more beautiful than women, but you can't just give me women's clothes!

Although he was thinking so irritablely, on the face, Zhongli Cixin pouted unhappily, looked at the kimono, and then threw it aside.

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Grandpa has his own clothes, hum! ╭(╯^╰)╮

This kind of clothes doesn't even have the dust-proof runes.

I took out a box from the storage ring, because all the clothes are matching jewelry and shoes and socks, so there are ten sets in each box, all of which are similar clothes, only slightly different due to the season.

It is convenient for Zhongli Cixin to change and wash.

Therefore, Zhongli Cixin took a set of clean clothes and went to soak in the hot spring.

On the other side, Yatengu was discussing with the little monsters. After all, it was incredible that his master had brought back a human.

But monsters, in the end the discussion was just a result of waiting and watching, after all...

This human looks so fucking good-looking!

Even monsters, who have no sense of appearance, find it beautiful!

However, Zhongli Cixin didn't think too much about it. After taking a bath, he soaked in the hot spring for half an hour. At 11:[-], he climbed up to the imperial sleeping platform on time, and fell asleep within a quarter of an hour.

On the second day, Zhongli Cixin changed into the corresponding seasonal clothes according to the scenery outside the window. Although the scenery looked pretty good, it was actually early autumn.

Wearing a white wide-sleeved gown with autumn-colored skirts, an autumn-colored diamond-encrusted belt, and a gold-plated Ruyi lock hanging on the chest, her long hair is loose after combing, with red gold branches and leaves on the side part. It is a custom on the other side of the vast sea to wear your hair without bundling your hair or putting flowers on it.

After a man loses his wife, he doesn't tie his hair up or wear flowers to show his condolences.

Because there is no one who will tie his hairpin flowers for him anymore.

Hairpins are a custom of Tianlong. In the late spring, a banquet will be set up for the spring feast. At the banquet, the couple will each carry flowers to make hairpins for each other to show their love.

Zhongli Cixin's wife died long ago, so he couldn't tie his hair. As for not being able to wear flowers, he didn't think there was anything wrong with that. Anyway, he couldn't do such a complicated bun, and he wasn't interested in wearing flowers.

As for remarriage... Hehe, look at the population of his family, do you think anyone would dare to marry him?

Stir base?

He can't be used as an attack just by looking at him like this, but both the person and the persona are really straight men, and he can only exist in gossip.

Thank you for being sensitive.

Thinking, breakfast was delivered.

Vegetable porridge and pickles and how many fried fish?

No salt, the taste is really bad, and this porridge...

In Zhongli Cixin's world, there are only meat porridge and eight-treasure porridge, and there has never been vegetable porridge.

You might as well give me porridge...

There are still traces of being washed and eaten on the leaves. By the way, have the leaves been washed?

Putting down the bowls and chopsticks, Zhongli Cixin took out a food box and went to find Datiangou for dinner.

Let you taste the handicraft of my female officer.

Daitengu is a monster, so naturally they don't need to eat breakfast. They basically seldom eat, and only occasionally use it to satisfy their gluttony, and they prefer wine to food.

Therefore, seeing Zhongli Cixin coming over with the food box, Datiangou was stunned.

Zhongli said with a smile, "Do you want to eat buns?"

"Ah?" Big Tengu was stunned, and then a big bun was stuffed into his hand.

He looked at Zhongli Cixin, and followed his example and took a bite.

After biting down, the taste of gravy seeping into his mouth really surprised Ootengu.

In fact, monsters also eat human food, which can also fill their stomachs, but they cannot provide any energy.

Some monsters eat people because eating people can make them stronger.

All the internal organs of a person have the power to make monsters stronger, especially the heart.

In fact, monsters also have this effect, but humans are better at catching them than monsters.

Big Tengu doesn't eat people, he doesn't have any desire for words, but he likes to drink and play the flute.

His flute is said to be very good.

but……

Zhongli wanted to cover his ears very much.

Don't blame him, his sons, grandsons, and great-grandsons are all proficient in piano, chess, calligraphy and painting, and they are equally good at [-] weapons and [-] musical instruments.

And even he's just as good at it.

In the words of Zhongli Langhan, it is true that Zhongli Cixin is proficient in everything, but he is a waste.

why?

Because these skills of his are not good enough to surpass his appearance, so even if he goes out to sell and sing, others are here for face, not to listen to ditties.

However, in the face of the flute sound of the big tengu, Zhongli Cixin really couldn't hold back, took out a pipa, and started playing the piano, playing a duet with the big tengu.

Anyway, since Zhongli Langhan was not around, no one would mock him as 'that's all he can do'.

Big Tengu was stunned, glanced at him, and continued to play with him.

At the end of the song, Datengu didn't ask him how he took out the pipa, but said: "You play the pipa very well. Our pipa here mostly uses picks. Doesn't your hand hurt?"

Zhongli smiled heartily and said, "No, you see, these are fake nails, made of tortoise shell, they can be taken off, which is more convenient than using picks."

Putting the pipa aside, Zhongli Cixin picked up another rice roll. These foods were made by the female officer after he hinted at them. The taste is much better than what he ate in his previous life, and the quantity is sufficient, although it is an improved version. , but delicious.

Han Hai's dim sum is delicious, but the name is too pretentious, and he doesn't even bother to remember it.

Hesu Cake, Sufang Cake, Suye Cake, Xuefang Cake...put a few plates of pastries, and you may not be able to tell who is who even if you get tired of eating them.

After finishing his breakfast, Zhongli Cixin ran for a cup of Xiaoshi tea, holding the teacup, looking at the huge cherry blossom tree in the yard, smiling slightly.

In fact, he sighed: Alas, the Buddha jumping over the wall at home hasn't had time to eat yet.

Moreover, Zhongli Langhan and Zhonglilin Zhuan were not around, and they were in another world. Zhongli Cici, who was free all of a sudden, felt a little at a loss.

Because he doesn't know what to do.

The big tengu on one side asked, "Why are you silent?"

Zhongli Cixin was stunned, looked at Big Tengu, and asked, "I don't know your name yet, I'm Ye Cixin, how about you?"

The big tengu was stunned for a moment, and replied: "I am a big tengu...my name is...I...don't remember."

"Well, let's call you Big Tengu. The smaller one I've seen before is your relative?" Zhong Li asked heartily.

"That's Yatengu." Big Tengu replied, "It should be regarded as a member of the clan."

"That's it." Zhong Li was stunned and said, "It's nice to have people from my tribe by my side, I won't be lonely, and I'm not alone. When I come back, someone will wait for this person. That's how I feel at home. .”

"Do you want to go back?" Big Tengu asked.

"But I can't go back, but it's okay, my son is very good, and my grandson is also very good, he will definitely come to see me." Zhong Lici said with a smile.

Big Tengu was stunned: "Grandson?"

"Well, although it's true that I'm human, I'm already 2332 years old this year, and I'm already in the generation of my great-grandfather. Hahahahaha, by the way, how old is the big tengu?" Zhongli replied heartily.

The big tengu... was dumbfounded.

This is impossible, how could this human being be older than me!

Big Tengu is only over 400 years old...

"Don't you believe it? Well, that's right. After all, I look very young, and I don't look like someone who has a great-grandson. Oh, by the way, don't you think I'm a woman? I'm a man. , It’s really a man.” Zhong Li Cixin explained after realizing that he might have been misunderstood.

However, this explanation is useless.

Big Tengu felt that his three views had collapsed a bit.

He brought back a young girl, but the girl said he was a man or an old man...

Please, the psychological shadow of the big tengu.

Zhongli Cixin still had an innocent look on his face, he didn't think there was anything wrong at all, he never said that he was a woman, and you see he said it directly, why do you still act like you can't accept it.

What can I do for pure blood to live forever?

innocent face.

The heart of the big monster is too fragile, right?

It took Datengu a while to calm down, and apologized, "I'm sorry, I thought you were a woman before."

Zhongli Cixin took out a fan, shook it and said, "It's okay, I'm often misidentified as my gender, but I'm really a man, and my son is over 2000 years old, and our family has a relatively long life span, so Aging is slow, so it’s natural if you don’t believe it, but other than that, we are no different from ordinary people, we also need to eat and sleep.”

Big Tengu nodded: "I've never heard of such a person, I just heard that someone who eats mermaid meat can live forever."

"If mermaid meat can really make people live forever, there is a prerequisite, right? Otherwise, wouldn't everyone in this world be immortal?" Zhongli replied heartily: "Longevity, sometimes, is not a good thing. Just living alone, longevity is a kind of torture, I have lived for so long because I am not alone."

Big Tengu nodded and said, "Have you thought of a way to go back?"

Zhongli shook his head and said: "I can only wait for my son to come to me. After all, as an old man, although he looks young, he is really old and can't stand it anymore. Do you mind if I disturb you for a while?" ?”

Big Tengu said with a smile: "You can live as long as you want to leave."

"Thank you very much then."