[Comprehensive] There seems to be something wrong with the judge

The appraiser who was hugged by California Qingguang was dizzy, covered his head and tried to distinguish the scene in front of him, and stopped him: "Ishikirimaru, calm down! This is also a Honmaru, this is not a boss spot!"

"It's a Honmaru that will suddenly connect to you and then disconnect suddenly, accepting the defected California Kiyomitsu, full of unclean smell." Odachi retorted his master in a gentle tone.Then, he began to slowly draw his sword, "Let my lord go, otherwise, even if I am not good at fighting, I will help you get rid of bad luck."

Following his movements, the fusangshen behind Du Peng also began to draw their swords one after another.Hearing such a voice, Du Peng ignored the big green sword that was still drawing the sword, turned around, put the index finger of one hand on the palm of the other hand, made a serious stop gesture to everyone and said: "Put the sword back. "

To the surprise of the sword who just came to this hommaru today, the other fusangshen actually obeyed the order of the god judge, allowing him to face the hostile fusangshen directly, and took back his own entity without hesitation.California Qingguang helped his master to stand upright, glared at Odachi unhappily, and didn't take his threats seriously, and wholeheartedly helped the interrogator tidy his clothes.

While tidying up, the black-haired boy still muttered to his master angrily: "Master, are you not injured? What the hell is going on in this pill? You usually hold your personal terminal and play endlessly. Why don't you reply all of a sudden? Also, why did you fly over suddenly? Which indecent bastard knocked you into the air? Your sense of balance is already bad, okay? What should you do if you hit your head and get worse?! It’s a bunch of people asshole!"

The Odachi, who was completely ignored, did not continue to draw the sword.He couldn't attack the enemy who didn't want to fight at all, and he couldn't hold another god judge standing in the front, so he could only walk to his own god judge helplessly.

"Master, come to me." Fu Sangshen said softly, "Did you get bumped somewhere just now? Let me help you get rid of the swelling and pain."

"I'm fine, Ishikirimaru." The judge in Kiyomitsu, California finally tidied himself up a bit.He was a man of short height and overweight, with a conspicuous beer belly—the kind of person who, while walking on the street, would not offend passers-by, but definitely couldn't make people feel good about him based on his appearance.

An ordinary, somewhat sloppy white fat otaku who is not good at dressing up, never exercises, loves to eat fried food and drink beer.

There are not many judges who have had contact with Dupont and can leave an impression on him.The former god judge who retired from the five tigers barely counts as one, and Arisa counts as one, and there are only these two.Judging from the appearance alone, Dupont and Arisa have the same style of painting, the master of Five Tigers and the master of California Qingguang... probably count as the same style of painting.

The idol drama group and the human reality group.

Now, under the guard of California Kiyomitsu and Ishikimaru, this human reality is looking up and down Dupont in amazement.With a kind of innocence that is obviously out of touch with his appearance and age, he said frankly: "God, look what I saw?! A male god judge with the same style of painting as a swordsman!"

——To be honest, this complaint can be regarded as the beginning of his change of fate, because it helped him regain the impression that Ishikimaru had just commented on this Honmaru as "unclean", which made Dupont's impression of them fall to the bottom.

Du Peng watched the interrogator in front of him clear his throat nervously, tried to pull his clothes, walked up to him, stumbled, and said as if reciting lines: "Hello, I, my name is... No, wait Wait, I can't say my real name when I introduce myself, why did I forget it? My code name is... what is it? The code name of the god-inspector is Balzahak, and my codename is Balzahak, hahaha."

After an awkward laugh, he casually changed the subject and said, "So what happened just now? How did I come here suddenly? Is this your Honmaru? Kiyomitsu! Why are you here? Do you know how anxious I am when you disappear?! What happened to you? If you don’t come back, I won’t be able to resign and I will think about it for the rest of my life, you know?”

When Dupont heard the code name of the judge, he rang the alarm in his heart.He feels that being able to give himself a code name with so many characters is really unfriendly to a person like him who doesn't like to talk too much. It belongs to the series of people who don't want to be friends when they hear their names.

When he was going to give enough respect to the California Qingguang Shenjuan, he kept silent, and wanted to wait for him to finish speaking before speaking, the guy in front of him had completely digressed, and began to hold the hand of the black-haired knife-wielding boy and chattered.Dupont had no intention of standing here and listening to the master and servant talking about the past.He coughed lightly, nodded to the colleague in front of him, pulled his attention back, and successfully calmed him down embarrassingly.

"My name is Dupont, the owner of this pill. I picked up Qingguang, California, and I want to contact you."

"Obviously I picked you up..."

In front of his master, California Qingguang felt that someone was backing him, and immediately gained a lot of courage, and couldn't help but refuted in a low voice.After finishing speaking, he held his breath, and was only relieved when he found that Dupont didn't turn his head to teach him a lesson.

"Thank you so much! You helped me a lot! I have to give you something to express my gratitude! How about a moon-mochi? My little Skylark must be kept for Papa Ishikiri, because he and Little Skylark are an inseparable whole Uh... I still have a lot of wards, shards, and acceleration charms left in my main pill, and I will make a big gift bag when I go back!"

Without any scruples about the feeling of the green Odachi behind him, Balzahak said, stretching out his hand excitedly.

Du Peng lowered his head and hesitated for a moment, then shook it lightly.It feels good to the touch, the temperature is moderate, and the body surface is dry, except for the calluses on the wrist left by touching the mouse and keyboard for a long time, it is as tender as a girl.Combined with the information leaked by California Qingguang, Dupont already has a general idea of ​​what kind of person he is in front of him.

——Except for his unexpectedly chatty tendency, Dupont had a pretty good impression of him.

Even in an unfamiliar environment, he is not aggressive. He stopped Ishikirimaru at the first time. He has an aesthetic vision. He regards the initial knife, California Qingguang, as very important, and is willing to show a real gift of gratitude.These are very rare and rare qualities.So Dupont decided to be kind to this Mr. Barr, and he asked politely: "What happened to your hommaru?"

Balzahak immediately showed a tangled expression, and secretly aimed his eyes at Ishikirimaru beside him.Odachi didn't look back, apparently waiting for him to make a decision.The judge thought for a while, and said hesitantly, "I, what I said, can you keep it secret for me?"

Dupont nodded, and Barr immediately showed a reassuring expression, believing for a second that this strange interrogator would really keep the secret.

He broke down and hugged his head and rubbed his head: "Oh my god! It's great that I can finally find someone to talk about this matter! What should I do?! What's going on? What the hell did I do wrong? What God! I still feel very wrong and unreal! I feel that I am being self-indulgent when I say it! I never thought of flirting! I am a straight man! And I still look like this Straight man! I stay in my room and play games. I never..."

Du Peng stretched out his hand to stop him, "Okay, your Fu Sangshen is in love with you, let's continue."

Balzahak was swallowed so hard that he stared wide-eyed in silence for 2 minutes, and then complained, "I'll tell you that you will have no friends like this." However, he hesitated for a few seconds while observing Dupont's face. Zhong, added, "No, no, actually it's not necessarily true, you look like this... is it cute to talk like that?"

Dupont lowered his head to look at him, Balzahak swallowed his saliva, cowarded like his California Qingguang, and continued obediently, "They don't know where they heard that I resigned to go back to my hometown to get married—— I really want to find a girl to marry, that's right, but I haven't found one yet. I have to stay in Honmaru 365 days a year, 364 days a year. Even if I only meet a girl on that day, I still can't tell people about my job. How can I find a girl who is willing to marry me?!

They said that if it was just for this, they could do it. It is said that a lot of judges enjoy being in bed very much. They want me to try it before I leave.

I said but I like girls!I treat them all as colleagues, brothers and friends, how could I sleep on them!Then they say they look better than girls, the difference is actually not big, there is no loss if you try it, it is said that human beings rarely have 100% heterosexuality, and then they let me sleep for who is most like a girl I like the most Let's quarrel!I have been arguing and doing it!Even if they fight, they even break the time-space converter!I wanted to persuade them to stop them, but I was accidentally blown away by them, and I ran here for no reason..."

The more Balzahak spoke, the faster he spoke, gradually becoming non-stop, and finally he just covered his face and squatted on the ground without the image of a judge.

"Why don't you listen to me?!—I like apples, and no matter how delicious pears are, they are still pears! Are pears not in my recipe at all?!"

He looked up at Du Peng, who was completely unmoved, and looked at the group of Fusangshen behind him with bright eyes. Suddenly, a thought came to him, and he couldn't help but kindly warn this junior.

"That... I said Mr. Du Peng, you have to learn from my lesson! You look at me like this, which caused this kind of terrible Shura field. You have to pay attention to yourself when you look like that His words and deeds, so that when he is about to resign in the future, he will really be punished by his own sword, don't you think so?"

After carefully listening to the bloody and tearful advice of this rare steel straight man, Dupont shook his head.When Balzahak anxiously began to say "Hey, don't you believe it", he leaned forward, stretched out a finger to cover his lips, lowered his head, looked directly into his eyes, and said sincerely: "Thank you But it’s not just a matter of looks. Also, I will never be hidden by the gods.”

The other judge blinked his eyes desperately, thinking slowly about the meaning of his colleague's words—it's not just a matter of appearance, what else is there?As a straight straight man, he was at a loss.But California Qingguang had already stepped forward, blushing and pulled his master. When he turned around, he stammered and explained: "You, you two are standing a little too close."

It's not just about looks.It can even be said that it is not because of appearance at all - most of the swords present can understand the meaning of Dupont's words.At the same time, I felt that I was brutally stabbed in the heart by this seemingly harmless judge named Balzahak.

Before meeting Dupont, their wish was just...to have a gentle and cherishing master.When this wish is realized, it is not that they cannot see the end of the future.Fortunately, Dupont is a new judge, he is still young, and they have a long time together.

Don't think about the future, cherish the life in front of you, at least you can spend many happy times together.However, the judge in front of them suddenly jumped out and forced them to face the final doomed separation.At that time, when they were bid farewell by the judges as ordinary colleagues, although he also had nostalgia and reluctance, he still left firmly—if there was any way to keep him, they would of course try at any cost .

Dupont could guess what the fusangshen were thinking, but he didn't intend to comfort them.He looked at Balzahak intently, and asked, "How do you plan to deal with this situation?"