[Comprehensive] There seems to be something wrong with the judge

Yamabuchi Kunihiro never dreamed that he would be blessed by misfortune.

He is envious of the dagger being able to get extra closeness from the judge, and at the same time, he understands the lord's intention to always be respectful to the other knives.He is not as ambitious as Hasebe and Kikoko. He always hopes that he can become the most beloved Fusangshin...

Anyway, no matter whether he is an imitation or an adult who will be kept a little distance away, as long as the master still likes him, as long as he can help the master a little, that's fine.

The blond Da Dao, who had always had low requirements, was dizzy by the master who leaned on him, his face was so red that he was about to bleed, and his mind had been completely emptied.If he could calm down a little bit, he would definitely say "Okay, okay" without hesitation. He didn't want the little lord to leave so soon, let alone just let him lie here for a while, it would be ten thousand times more difficult. Willing to do it for him.

Unfortunately, Yamabukiri couldn't speak.

Seeing that the blond hair is about to burn to the point of spontaneous combustion, and the juvenile god judge who has been acting coquettishly and has not received a response may run out of patience at any time - although I don't know if the master will cry or behave when he is unhappy, but None of the Fusangshen wants to know the answer.

When Yamabuchi fell into a major crisis, Yiqi Yizhen was finally the first to break free from the petrified state.As the eldest brother of Awataguchi, Ichiki has always been responsible for disciplining a large group of younger brothers, and he has the most experience in dealing with children acting like a spoiled child, not to mention that in Dupont's Honmaru, the short sword is so cruel... So, Yiqi's resistance The ability to press is especially strong.

He who has always been weak rises up once in a while, out of the crowd in a personable manner, kneels down beside the god judge, tore him off Yamabuki, and bravely embraced him in his arms.

"The main hall," the blue-haired tachi, who is handsome and full of reliable elder brother temperament, said softly, "Yamabuchi will not object...all the swords here will not object to your request." He gently patted the child in his arms back, gave the dazed blond hair a look, "Am I right, Yamabagiri?"

"Uh... yes..." the blond said in a muffled voice, pressing his forehead tightly to the floor.

"Wow, that's great, thank you! Thank you Yamabukiri!" Bai Le couldn't help but kissed Yi Qi's chin with joy.

The Taidao youth who held him in his arms also inevitably went into a trance.Fortunately, his resistance to cute boys is really strong. He shook his head and said in a low voice, "But, Lord, before you play, please tell us that when you suddenly appear What were you doing before here?"

The little boy blinked innocently, pointed to the piece of cloth on Yamabukiri's back and said, "I'm pulling that thing away, as I said just now."

"So, can you tell us, why did you pull it away? What is it?" Yiqi Yizhen gently picked up the child in his arms, turned the direction, and let him face himself, looking at Looking into his eyes, he said softly, "It was suppressing something, and you let it out, right, Lord Hall?"

In the first episode, Yizhen originally thought that the young judge would continue to talk about other things, or pounce on him and continue to act like a baby and deny it, but the little boy didn't do that.He showed a bright smile from the heart, narrowed his round cat eyes, and nodded vigorously.

"Yeah! You are so amazing! You guessed right right away!"

Like the grown-up judges, Baile doesn't like to lie.Although adults may feel that he is causing trouble, and if they find out, they will inevitably be lectured, but it is his own fault for not hiding the past. Next time this happens, he will pay attention to hiding the evidence in advance.

"I let the Great Sage out from under the Five Elements Mountain!"

Speaking of this, the child puffed up his chest, with an expression of "I'm awesome, don't you all admire me?"

There is no way to praise his young master at this time against his will.What emerged in his mind was the big monster that was suppressed in the temple, and the dark falling knife that was also sealed in the main hall...

The blue-haired Taidao asked cautiously: "Master, who is the 'Great Sage', and why was he sealed..." In the first phase, he thought of the character of the Lord who loves to fight against injustice, and asked hopefully, "Is it true that he actually Didn't do anything wrong, just got wronged?"

Whoa! Don't the Japanese in the 23rd century know about Monkey King?Baile's eyes widened in shock, he broke free from Yiqi Yizhen's arms, looked around under the uneasy eyes of everyone in the room, and made sure that these knife spirits had never heard of them before, and quickly climbed onto the single sofa Stand up, and start to Amway your own male god with a lot of voice and dance.

"The Great Sage is the Monkey King Monkey King! He lives in the Water Curtain Cave of Huaguo Mountain. He is a monkey king transformed from the spirit stone that created the world. He is outside the three realms and not among the five elements. He has a body like black iron, golden eyes, and immortality. , there are 72 other changes, a somersault is a hundred and eight thousand miles..."

It was a bit difficult to translate this passage. After Baile finished speaking, he stopped temporarily and obediently waited for Empress Hong to help him convey it.The Fusangshen saw that the young judge seemed to be waiting for a response, so they started a discussion.

"The beautiful Monkey King?" Tsurumaru Kuninaga couldn't imagine, raised his hand and asked Baile, "Master, do you have any photos?"

Baile spread his hands in regret, and suddenly had a flash of inspiration.

"Let me draw for you!" He jumped off the sofa, ran to the desk, took out a pen from the pen holder, and drew a peach-shaped face wearing a gold hoop and a tiger-skin skirt according to the image in the cartoon. Brother Hou, after appreciating his painting skills beautifully, said with emotion, "Actually, I still prefer the great sage who wears the very handsome suit in TV dramas!"

As he said that, he tried to draw the equipment that the Monkey King snatched from the Dragon King: golden chain mail, phoenix-winged purple gold crown, lotus root silk walking on clouds, the more he painted, the happier he was, thinking of the drunk beauty at the peach banquet The monkey king's eyes began to sparkle, and anyone could see the child's admiration for this monkey.

The examiner who has never learned sketching is a competent soul painter, and the swords and swords around him look at each other in blank dismay.

Suddenly, Kohomaru caught a glimpse of Odeno Taikoyo and his bird, so blessed to the soul——yes!The master is not a human being, the master is a half-demon, the aesthetics of a half-demon may be different from that of a human, right?So he asked: "Master, do you think this great sage is more attractive, or Sanri Yuezong is more attractive?"

Baile took a quick glance at Sanri Yuezong, and said faithfully, "Of course the Great Sage looks good."

So the Sword Fusangshen suddenly realized, and felt that they knew their master better, and at the same time looked sympathetically at Zeng Se, the candlestick cut Guangzhong who tempted the god.It seems that without soft fur on the body, there is no possibility of success at all...

Baile didn't notice the torrents and undercurrents of the knife spirits around him, and ran back to the sofa with his soul painting, and continued to tell them how Monkey King broke into the Dragon Palace to grab the golden cudgel, and went to the Jifugou to enter the book of life and death. The glorious deeds of stealing elixir by disturbing the yellow pan peach banquet, and finally making a big fuss in the heavenly palace to defeat one hundred thousand heavenly soldiers and generals, and finally betting against the Tathagata Buddha and being crushed under the Five Elements Mountain.

"I was watching TV while doing my homework, but unexpectedly I left home suddenly and ran to the foot of the Five Elements Mountain. The Great Sage told me, kid~ kid, come here, come here~" the little fan recalled the sudden encounter with the Great Sage In the face-to-face scene, I narrowed my eyes happily.

"I went over to pick the fruit for him, and we ate it together. Then I thought, come on, let's try to see if I can remove the Buddha's pressing post. I didn't expect it to be successful haha! "Speaking of which, the child jumped up and down on the sofa twice, fully expressing his happy mood.

The Sword Fusangshen listened as quietly as chickens to their god judges bragging about the great achievements of their idols—not to mention anything else, at least they all knew who the Buddhist Shakyamuni was—so, when the master was young, he It has been able to openly oppose Sakyamuni Buddha, destroy his seal, and release a lawless monkey monster.

Uh, it's ok... Reminiscent of the god-inquiring lord who grows up, this sounds like a good starting point... What a ghost!Oh my god!The protagonist looked good when he was young, but why do you think he is uglier than when he grows up? !Will there be a brat in this world who can cause more trouble than him? !

Fortunately, in this "starting point" world, there are no prosecutors who will act upon hearing the wind and attack indiscriminately as soon as the history is changed. There are a lot of Lord Shakyamuni, but he just excludes the source of the trouble from his own world and throws it at them.

However, the birth method of this Great Sage Equaling Heaven seems to be similar to that of Fu Sangshen... After all, humans are born from fucking people, demons are born from fucking demons, and Fusangshen is born from inanimate bodies.Knowing that his master worships this great sage who has never been masked so much, and even the most beautiful Sanri Yuezong is not comparable to him in his eyes, it is really a bit sour.

Just when the knife spirits in the room were in a state of confusion and were silent, the agitated judge covered his mouth and yawned several times in a row, and said softly, "I'm so sleepy, can I sleep for a while before going to play?" ?”

It was another day of mountain climbing and Amway idols. The little boy was sleepy whenever he said he wanted to. When he jumped off the sofa, he couldn't keep his eyes open.Seeing Kunihiro Yamabashi lying on the ground, he said shyly, "I'll sleep next to this brother and accompany him, okay?"

Yamabuchi Kunihiro had recovered his ability to speak at this time, and he refused stammeringly: "No, no...it's cold on the ground."

Baile pouted, not very happy.But there is no way, at home, his parents also do not allow him to sleep on the floor.It's for his own good, and he understands it.

"Okay then." This time he didn't wait for Fu Sangshen to come up and hug him, but pointed to Yaki Hasebe who was ordered by everyone to keep a distance from him just now and asked, "Can I sleep with you?" ,Big brother?"

In fact, Hasebe looks more like an uncle.But I have already called other Daozijing brothers, so let’s call them all like this-adults are very mindful of being called old by children, and when they can be called brothers, they must not be called uncles. He understands this truth.

Baile sighed in his heart, feeling that he was really kind.

In the information provided by the Red Queen, he has figured out that he has come to the workplace when he grows up.But he didn't quite understand why the other Token Fusangshen warned the three Fusangshen including Hasebe to stay away from him after his real name was exposed?Judging from the time government's information about Yaki Hasebe, he should be very loyal.

——The super bear kid with a well-behaved appearance can be said to be very curious.

Could it be that I am so stupid when I grow up?Even the younger brothers can't figure it out, once their weaknesses are exposed, they are in danger of being overthrown by subordinates and locked up?

Thinking of this possibility, the little boy broke his heart for his grown-up self.

According to the fairy tales and cartoons he has seen, it seems that people are likely to become stupid when they grow up, they will forget the foreign language they originally mastered, they can’t understand the animals’ words, they don’t believe that toys will come to life at night, and they will always be stupid. Self-willed not to believe the truth told by children.

Alas... There is no way, if he is really so unreliable when he grows up, he can only help to find out what's going on.The young god judge was not as ruthless as he was when he grew up, and he refused to help himself.

Xiao Baile thought very conscientiously: Should I leave a space-time capsule for my future self to bury when I go back?When he gets home, he will play a little less every day, study hard and master more skills every day, and he must strictly prevent himself from becoming Fang Zhongyong in the textbook!

While the child was thinking about things, Hasebe finally realized that this sudden nomination was not his hallucination.No matter how young the judge was, they were still their masters. Bai Le personally said that he wanted to sleep with him, and no one would rashly object.

——Although Yaoken Toshiro was still passing Hasebe and himself, he warned in a low voice: "Hasebe, don't mention your inscription, and don't take off your pants in front of the general."

The brown-haired man was noncommittal, and came to the young judge, knelt down obediently, tried his best to soften his usually fierce voice, and suggested, "Master, my room is downstairs. Do you want to ride on my shoulders and play horse riding games? I wonder if you noticed when you browsed the information just now, my mobility value is good, and I have the title of 'Fantasy Mount'."

"Okay, let's play then!"

Baile thinks that he is no longer interested in this kind of horse riding game, but he is a kind and easy-going boy. Since Hasebe seems to be looking forward to playing with him, let's play with him for a while Well... so pitiful, this knife spirit seems to be quite obedient, why is he rejected by other knife spirits?

With this kind of soft sympathy, Bai Le nimbly climbed up his back after Hasebe bent down happily, and straddled his neck.Fu Sangshen carefully helped him stand up, and Baile's gaze suddenly rose to a height he was not used to, and the boy quickly bent down and hugged Hasebe's head.

"Master?" Hasebe was a little worried and didn't start walking immediately, "What do you think?"

Of course, bear children will not be frightened by this height.After twisting and turning to find a comfortable position for himself, he tugged at Chang Yabe's ear and answered mischievously, "Drive?"

When Ma Dang came out of Sakura Fubuki, the brunette Da Dao happily obeyed his master's orders, and jumped onto the window sill lightly with his long legs, and sprinted up to the eaves outside the window amidst the low cries of other fusangshen, lightly on the roof. Jumped and ran.The worried daggers hurriedly chased after them. After running a few steps, they all thought it was fun. There was laughter and falling flowers on the roof.

Yaken Toshiro, who loves to worry, is unable to move with the melted ice cream in his hand, so he can only sigh maturely.

Press cut·Dream mount·Mr. Hasebe did not forget to express his loyalty when he jumped off the roof: "Lord, when you bought me, the businessman mentioned my nickname, please try it. From my allegiance to you I have been waiting for this opportunity since the moment I started... How do you feel now? As long as the Lord orders, I will do my best no matter what!"

To be honest, Bai Le, who was already very sleepy, patted his head, yawned again, and then got a mouthful of cold wind.Alas... This brother who looks like an uncle is a bit childish!Baile now feels that growing up is not all a good thing. It must be hard work to take care of so many knives.