My mom always wants to break me

I, Chen Xi, female, have nothing to love in life.

My mom exploded.

This is not meant to be a curse, but a statement of fact.

At ten o'clock in the evening, Ms. Chen Meili returned home after a busy day, and immediately saw the four-story pet cage on the balcony that was taller than her and the cat climbing frame that was as tall as her.

I ordered this from the pet supply store I passed by when I was riding home, plus the warm cat litter, miscellaneous cat food, nutrition cream and so on, it cost me a total of [-] oceans. The owner of the supply store wiped it off.

Naturally, I spent all my own money.Every holiday, when I go to help Ms. Chen Meili, she will give me a little "salary" more or less, so I still have more money on hand.

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When Ms. Chen Meili came home, I had already carefully bathed the "cow" four times with the flea-removing cat body wash. I dripped anti-flea drops on the back of its neck, sprinkled anti-flea powder, put on an anti-flea collar, and fed it insect repellent. As for the newborn kitten, I also brought four Layers of rubber gloves and rinsed them several times with warm water.

It seems to have sensed my kindness, the cow was obediently at my mercy the whole time, and did not stretch out its paw to scratch me, I expressed my relief, and I seemed to understand why Jiang Yue was so indifferent to her classmates, but so cruel to wild cats bona fide.

When Ms. Chen Meili saw me, I was nestling on the sofa in the living room and picking out the ears of the cow. The radio drama adapted from the novel, in order to express to Ms. Chen Meili that I am practicing Lily Dafa, and I am not "doing nothing".

When Ms. Chen Meili exploded into a flying monkey, jumping up and down in the living room, the cow was enjoying sleeping on my lap with its little hands.

Ms. Chen Meili's wailing groaned so frightened it that its hairs exploded, its waist arched, and its tail stood up, looking vigilant as if it was facing a formidable enemy.

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"Chen Xi! You, you, you, you, you, you -- you actually picked up dirty things like stray cats at home?! You don't want to live anymore?! Hurry up and throw it out to my old lady!"

Ms. Chen Meili turned around and was about to go to the porch to get her [-] French baguette, intending to serve my family.

Ms. Chen Meili has always carried that French baguette from [-]. Apart from beating me up, it is also used for self-defense by Ms. Chen Meili. Those who rob the road, just swing it up and hit the head, and you will be dizzy with each blow.And it has two advantages. Although the lethality is comparable to that of a baseball bat, it can pass through any security check without being confiscated. In addition, the French baguette is a very common food, and it is easy to walk with it in your hand. There is no sense of disobedience, which a baseball bat can't do anyway.

A few years ago, when Ms. Chen Meili came home at night, a fugitive criminal who didn't have long eyes saw her as beautiful as a flower, so he had evil thoughts and wanted to fuck her, but in the end, she violently swung her eight The two-year-old French baguette suffered a slight concussion from the beating, and was then tied up with a bread rope and sent to the police station.The police station checked and found that the guy was a wanted criminal on the Internet.After this incident, Ms. Chen, an enthusiastic citizen, not only appeared on TV (although it was mosaiced), and won a bonus of 5 yuan for her bravery, but also became a firm breakfast supplier for police officers from various police stations in the development zone. It is indeed a model of blessing in disguise.

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"Mom, it's just a pet, and it's not a big deal. Don't worry, I will definitely keep it clean, and didn't it all be said on Weibo, Xiaoji cubs usually like cats, how many cats do you have?" Having cats at home also helps me cultivate my sentiments and practice Lily Dafa."

I held back the dumbfounding in my heart, looked at Ms. Chen Meili sincerely, and spoke nonsense in a serious manner.

"How many???"

Ms. Chen Meili's eyes widened, and she looked like she was overwhelmed, "Chen Xi! Are you going to die?! One is not enough, and you still think about raising 'how many'?! Tell me the truth, How many cats did you pick up to bring home?!"

"Just...just seven..."

I wrung my fingers and muttered softly.Before Ms. Chen Meili burst into anger, I added another sentence: "This cow cat is a female cat who just hugged her cubs, and the remaining six are all newborn cubs."

"Where is it?! Show me!" Ms. Chen Meili still had a tiger-like face.

I hugged the cow, which was finally calmed down by me and no longer blew up, and led Ms. Chen Meili to look at the cat in the warm cat litter with trepidation.

Ms. Chen Meili dragged her family law on the ground and followed behind me.

The [-] French baguette rubbed against the floor, making a scalp-numbing sound.There is no doubt that Ms. Chen Meili may give me a stick at any time.

Bite the bullet and came to the cat's nest, I pointed to the six little cows in the cat's nest cautiously, then quickly squatted down and hugged their heads, ready to be beaten.

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After waiting for a long time to achieve enough consciousness, Ms. Chen Meili's family law has not been settled for a long time.

I looked at Ms. Chen Meili tremblingly, and found that she was looking at the little cows in the cat's litter kindly, her tender and sticky eyes almost melting.

There is a reason for this!

I hurriedly struck while the iron was hot, and said, "Mom, it's autumn now, and it's going to be winter soon. It's hard for the cows to take so many children outside by themselves, so please show mercy and keep them?"

Ms. Chen Meili snorted arrogantly, then gave me a sharp look, and said to me intimidatingly: "From now on, you will clean up for me and lock the cage when you are not at home. If these little beasts Put shit and urine all over the house, and I'll take your skin off!"

"Yes, yes, I would like to follow the orders of the Lafayette, the Lafayette is a thousand years old——"

I quickly grabbed the cow's two small arms, matched its small hands, and bowed to Ms. Chen Meili repeatedly.

Ms. Chen Meili gave me another twisted look, but she still couldn't hold back her smile.

I've seen it for a long time, her old man is obviously tired of rubbing with a knife mouth and a bean curd heart, and she is a smooth donkey. If you want her to compromise, you must not bully her, you have to coax her.

I secretly breathed a sigh of relief, put the cow back into the cat litter, and let it nurse the young cows.

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After laughing a few times, Ms. Chen Meili put on a threatening face again: "Chen Xi! Don't be too happy, you'd better give my old lady some advice, don't raise a cat and lose your job! You are already It's sixteen! If you still can't bend yourself in two more years, you should quickly pack up my bed and get out of here!"

My scalp hardened, and here I come again...

Ms. Chen Meili seems to be really determined, and I will not give up if I don't break the bend.

Helplessly, I had no choice but to promise with a haha, and I will talk about the future things later.

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After the cat settled down, I thought about Jiang Yue's affairs again, so I asked Ms. Chen Meili about her recent business situation.

Ms. Chen Meili said that the asshole charter woman saw that she was making a lot of money, so she increased the annual rent of the store by 1 yuan, which hurt her very much.

I asked her about the manpower situation in the store, and she said that the four of them were just busy enough, and they had no plans to recruit people for the time being.

I secretly thought it was bad.

On my side, I made a guarantee with Jiang Yue without shame, but Ms. Chen Meili has no plans to recruit people here. What should I do now?

If I let people's expectations fail, then I will really be guilty of a heinous crime.

After mental exercise for a long time, I still thought about my words and said to Ms. Chen Meili: "Mom, I am a classmate. The family conditions are not very good. I want to work and study. Can you help her find a way?"

"Male and female?" Ms. Chen Meili frowned, as if facing a formidable enemy.

"Female." I lowered my eyebrows and looked pleasing to the eye, trembling with fear.

"Female?~~~~~~"

Hello! ! !

What is the meaning of your idiot face and rippling ending sound? ? ? ! ! !

I think Ms. Chen Meili may have misunderstood our relationship.

"Mom, she's in the class next door, not ours, and I don't know her very well, but I can tell that she has a good personality, so don't worry about that." I said.

"Don't worry, don't worry, sure."

Ms. Chen Meili stared, "It doesn't matter if you are not familiar with each other. It's okay to be familiar with each other once. After a long time, if you can't fix it, you will fall in love with each other for a long time."

"Mom..." I really can't laugh or cry, her old man's brain power is really too strong.

Looking at her expectant look, I have every reason to suspect that she has even figured out the position of the two of us when we are doing the last thing.

Alas!

This is disrespectful!

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"By the way, Chen Xi, does her house live far away? If so, ask her if her parents don't mind her living outside. If you think it's a waste of time to go back and forth, you can let her go to our old house. Anyway, it’s your three elder sisters who live there, and they all have girlfriends, so they won’t bully her.” Ms. Chen Meili said again.

Ms. Chen Meili did not sell the old house we used to live in, that is, the small house of about [-] square meters. It's a good bunk bed for them to use, but the water and electricity bills have to be paid by themselves.

In all fairness, Ms. Chen Meili is a very caring person, and she is willing to think about other people, but the "other people" she thinks about are all her own comrades.

She was not gay, but she tried her best to become gay in the end.

As a "revolutionary" who does not join forces with the heterosexual hegemonic society - although she claims to be, Ms. Chen Meili practiced without compromise "Treat comrades as warm as spring, treat enemies as severe winter Just as brutal."

In the beginning, only the flower mounting teacher sister was Les in the shop, and she hadn't come out yet.Ms. Chen Meili didn't know about it at first, but after she found out by chance, she paid her an extra salary of 600 yuan every month with great fanfare to help her fall in love.

Under the temptation of this naked money, within two months, the sister of the store manager and the sister of the baker also tried to contact Lily one after another. Abducted a student girl to be his girlfriend.

After Ms. Chen Meili had a showdown with me, I couldn't help but feel that this old woman had a lot of scheming.

Good guy, he still played the game of coercion and temptation.

It's just that the way she treats the girls is to lure, and the way she treats me is to intimidate.

——I forgot when it was, I read a sentence from Weibo, saying that people are always used to being harsh on those closest to them.

I wholeheartedly agree with this.

anyway.Although Jiang Yue didn't ask me about my accommodation before, since Ms. Chen Meili asked about Jiang Yue's situation, I think it's better to tell Ms. Chen Meili in advance, so that I can talk to Jiang Yue about the room and board tomorrow. The problem is, she can live there if she wants, and it doesn't matter if she doesn't want to, so I told Ms. Chen Meili what I know about Jiang Yue's family situation, such as her father jumped off the building because of bankruptcy, her mother ran away with her belongings, She lives in her uncle's house now, but her uncle's family doesn't treat her very well. Naturally, there are many ingredients in it. The main reason is that I am sure that Ms. Chen Meili has a heart of Buddha hidden under the surface of her hedgehog character. If Jiang Yue's situation is made worse, Ms. Chen Meili will pay her a higher salary.

Ms. Chen Meili, who can't see girls suffering, naturally agreed to my proposal of "give more wages" without hesitation.