annoying shadow exercise

22

Bai Zhen felt that since he met Xu Fang, the whole world seemed to have become gay.

It's nothing more than a painter model from the Academy of Fine Arts, a beauty blogger from an Internet celebrity, after all, he and other mortals don't understand things in the art circle.But why did the elder brother who couldn't see the slightest inclination in this respect also bend?The target was Du Rong whom he also knew.Speaking of whether the two will know each other or he will lead the line, it is really unpredictable.

Although he liked Senior Brother as well as Brother Du quite a bit, it still took a few days to digest it when he was suddenly told that the two were a couple.

Bai Zhen thinks it's all because Xu Fang is poisonous.Is homosexuality contagious?Will Zheng Qifeng bring back an old boyfriend?Thinking of this possibility, Bai Zhen unconsciously turned into a scream of horror.

Bai Zhen kept shouting in horror, took the key and went out.The husband and wife are very elegant and want to have some tea and play, so let him borrow the key of the activity room in advance. Now that people are at school, he wants to go to open the door.

When they arrived at the activity room, the two were already waiting there.I don't know whether it's because people are in good spirits on happy occasions or what, Jiang Chengzhe and Du Rong both look radiant after being marinated in a honey pot for half a year.Putting down his practice and running to open the door, he was not only flashed inexplicably, but also stimulated by his senior brother to stop doing his homework.

Bai Zhen felt that Jiang Chengzhe had changed and was sad.Just when it was about to explode, the phone rang.When Bai Zhen looked at the caller ID, his whole face became disgusted.He picked up the phone without saying a word, and after a few seconds, he suddenly chanted sutras in a long voice.

The sutra he recited was the "Heart Sutra", but it was recited in Japanese.Every word of Buddhist scriptures in Japanese has to be dragged on for a long time, the tone is still very flat, and it has its own reverb effect, which sounds like it is going to be transcended.

In the past, the teacher read a few words in class, and the students all hated it, but Bai Zhen would be brainwashed by some magic sounds. He went back and found a complete version of the phonetic "Heart Sutra" and memorized it. He tortured a group led by Zheng Qifeng. The series of dormitory buildings are small and pitiful.

Just when Jiang Cheng Zhe Du Rong was about to stop Bai Zhen because he didn't want to be born for the time being, the person on the other end of the phone seemed to have reached the limit of patience and hung up the phone.

Seeing that Jiang Chengzhe was about to slap his hand, Bai Zhen hurried away.Halfway through the run, I felt sad again, my senior brother actually wanted to do something to me, it really changed.Having a lover and forgetting his junior brother, Bai Zhen felt that he was really young, pitiful and helpless.

The young and helpless little pitiful returned to the dormitory and found Xu Fang standing in front of the door, she was stunned for a moment, then took a deep breath and prepared to chant sutras.

Xu Fang hurriedly said, "If you have anything to say, let's go in and talk about it. Do you want to make the whole building come to watch?"

Bai Zhensheng suppressed the word "Guan" that was about to blurt out.Xu Fang is right, I can't afford to lose this person!It's better to go in and save him alone!

It was also the first time for Xu Fang to come to Baizhen's dormitory. The dormitory manager was very talkative, probably because he looked like a serious elite, and he was let in by anyone who registered to find a few.

"Are you still angry?" Xu Fang said softly with some amusement.

Bai Zhen glanced at him and began to chant sutras again.Xu Fang had nothing to do with him on the phone just now, his head ached from hearing this spell, and now that he was in front of him, how could this little thing be so arrogant.

Xu Fang pinched Bai Zhen's mouth and stopped him with force. "Calm down for a while, ancestor. You have saved all the ghosts in a radius of ten miles."

Seeing that Bai Zhen just stared at him and didn't respond, Xu Fang continued, "Tell me, why did I become perverted?"

"..." Bai Zhen slapped Xu Fang's hand away, threw himself onto the bed, pulled the pillow over his head and ignored him.

Xu Fang is a pervert!

In fact, Bai Zhen didn't have any dissatisfaction in general since he and Xu Fang started the regular goblin fight mode.Not only was he freed from the bitterness of nightmares, but the goblin fights were also quite enjoyable, and in all honesty, Xu Fang was really a high-quality... buddy with a gun?

Most of the time, Bai Zhen is a monk who beats the clock for a day, and doesn't like to get entangled in some troublesome things.Thinking about it carefully, he actually didn't know what the relationship between himself and Xu Fang was.It seems to be different from the complex and purely free relationship between friends in the art circle, but it also seems to be different from the relationship of senior brother Du Rong, who can't wait to tie the other party to his belt for the rest of his life. .Let's just call it... a more serious and dedicated relationship with friends with benefits.

However, these are not the point.The point is that Xu Fang finally showed his perverted feet!He even asked him to interpret a short movie at the same time as he was fighting!Are snakes sick?

The most frightening thing is that he finally succumbed to Xu Fang's lustful power!Bai Zhen feels that he is a disgrace to the master, and whenever he thinks of it, he can't help feeling sad.

The room was well heated, and Bai Zhen took off his coat as soon as he entered the door, which was a T-shirt. He just lay down on the bed with his clothes rolled up, revealing a small white and thin waist.Xu Fang shook his head amusedly, sat down beside the bed, and helped him pull up his clothes.

"Okay, these are all normal, you have to learn to face up to your own desires. Look, aren't you also very..."

"Ah! Don't say it!!" Bai Zhen couldn't listen anymore, grabbed the quilt and threw it on Xu Fang's head, threw him on the bed, and recited sutras again.

"Consider—from—in—Bodhisattva—"

Xu Fang tried hard to get out of the quilt while holding the magic sound piercing his ears.The little secret of liking Bai Zhen's voice was accidentally exposed this time, and he also accidentally bullied people hard. The reward is to see the real magic voice piercing his ears.

Bai Zhen's voice is very attractive to him most of the time, except for two times.One is when he sings the Divine Comedy, and the other is when he recites scriptures.The former can be prevented as long as he is optimistic about not letting him drink too much. The latter... cannot be coaxed, so he can only solve it by force.

Xu Fang finally got out of the quilt, panting from the heat and sweating on his forehead.

Bai Zhen was still chanting "Sha-Li-Zi-", seeing something bad, he kept talking, while continuing to chant "Yes-Zhu-Fa-" while wanting to leave Xu Fang's place. attack range.

However, Xu Fang's capture of him is like a jungler encountering a single short-legged shooter in the wild, taking him away every minute.

"Empty—phase!"

The long sound of the word "Xiang" was blocked by Xu Fang.Bai Zhen was so annoyed that he was about to bite someone when there was a knock on the door, which made him almost bite himself.

Bai Zhen pushed Xu Fang away, jumped off the bed and turned around twice, then hurriedly pulled Xu Fang up, and dragged him to the wardrobe door to stuff him inside.Xu Fang couldn't figure out the situation, and when he realized it, he had already followed Bai Zhen's strength to sneak in.

"Bai Zhen! What are you doing! Lock the door in broad daylight!" The people outside knocked for a long time, and finally felt strange.

"Here we come!" Bai Zhen opened the door, and the people outside swaggered into the room.The person who came was Zhang Yi from the English Department in the next dormitory.

"What shameful things are you doing in the house? You don't open the door for so long."

"...I'm sleeping! What are you doing?" Bai Zhen looked at Zhang Yi holding a stool in his hand, and an ominous premonition arose in his heart.

"Hey, I've been looking through the manual for the past two days, and my back is sore, so let me do some health care." Zhang Yi said, and consciously put the stool down in front of the radiator and sat down.

"Huh—comfortable. You are busy with your work, don't worry about me." Zhang Yi opened the game, ready to play two games while doing health care.

"..." Their dormitory is at the front end of the heating pipe, which is the most heated in the whole building.After he invented the big health care method, other dormitories followed suit, but the effect was not as good as their dormitories.Therefore, sometimes someone will come to their dormitory to borrow space for health care.

Usually it's nothing, but at this moment Xu Fang is still hiding in the closet. This big health care will take at least half an hour. Will Xu Fang die of heat in the closet... Just now when he heard the knock on the door, he subconsciously wondered He wanted to hide Xu Fang, because what they did was really shameful.But obviously the door is locked, the two of them can meet people as long as they straighten their clothes a little bit, why should they be guilty... Ah!

Bai Zhen started to cry the groundhog again.

Their dormitory is well heated, and they don't feel cold in the room wearing summer clothes, but Xu Fang is struggling.Seeing that Bai Zhen was so nervous just now, he thought it was some kind of leader who came to check the wards, but he didn't expect that it was just an ordinary classmate who came to visit.But what is "big health care"?Why did the two of them neither chat nor hear anyone leave? Why did he come here?

The closet is full of winter clothes at the moment, and the space is very small. Xu Fang has long hands and feet and doesn't know how to stuff them. After staying for a few minutes, he is sweating profusely.

"..." Why did you hide in here?But it would be even more strange to go out now.Xu Fang was at war with heaven and man in his heart, finally sighed, and decided that he couldn't take it anymore before going out.

Bai Zhenxin sat at the desk absent-mindedly, pretending to be doing homework.Over there, Zhang Yi turned on the mute to play the game, like an air man, it really wouldn't affect him, but this way he had no reason to drive people away.ah!

After waiting restlessly for more than half an hour, Zhang Yi seemed to have just experienced a battle that had been entangled for 800 years and finally lost. With the words "want to drop the phone" written all over his face, he left in pain.

Finally sending the Buddha away, Bai Zhen hurriedly opened the closet.Xu Fang looked at him with resentful eyes as if he had been fished out of the water.

"..." Bai Zhen's face was full of guilt.

Seeing the light of day again, Xu Fang sighed quietly. "Do you still recite the scriptures?"

Bai Zhen quickly shook his head.

Xu Fang took an inch and patted Bai Zhen's forehead, "Are you still losing your temper?"

"..." Bai Zhen clutched his forehead and refused to accept his strength, why did he lose his temper indiscriminately!But seeing Xu Fang's sweat-soaked hair, he could only purse his mouth, and the good man stopped fighting with the pervert.

Although he suffered this crime, he coaxed him to come here anyway, Xu Fang thought in his heart that it was not in vain. "Think about what to have for dinner."

Bai Zhen found a towel for Xu Fang to wipe off his sweat.Xu Fang suddenly thought of an important question, "What is comprehensive health care?"

"..."

Before going out for dinner, Bai Zhen first took Lawyer Xu to experience a classic health care package in the men's dormitory for graduate students of F University.

Lawyer Xu successfully prescribes foreign meat again.