annoying shadow exercise

21

The interpreting competition and the school celebration were crammed together for a month, and Bai Zhen didn't even have time to practice, not to mention working hard, but thinking about preparing for the competition, he felt less guilty.

The school celebration comes before the interpretation contest, and Bai Zhen and the others are going to perform a new fairy tale - "Snow White" at the party in the courtyard.Why Snow White?Because the Pelicans want to play the Seven Dwarfs.Bai Zhen's three pelicans in the same class, plus Sun Rui and two newcomers in the next class, made up six. Li Feixue was too tall to play a dwarf, so she took a soy sauce role and played the king .There was still a dwarf missing, and Sun Rui found a cute Korean girl who was close to him to make up for it.

The dwarf was there, but the candidate for the princess still fell on him after Bai Zhen resisted desperately.

All alone, full of tears.

This new version of Snow White is taking the reverse route, the villain has changed from the stepmother to the seven dwarves.A princess lost in the forest is tricked by seven dreadful dwarves into slavery in a cabin.The two gluttonous and lazy new dwarves enslave the princess every day to cook, feed, serve tea, pour water, beat her legs and massage, while the arrogant Zhang dwarf and the jealous Zhu dwarf torture the princess mentally every day. He didn't participate in the gold bar pool, but the sun dwarves were terrible. They tried every means to moles the princess every day, and Snow White wanted to cry but had no tears.There is only one Qingliu yellow dwarf, who is angry at everything he sees every day. He can't bear the princess's submissiveness, and is also angry at other dwarves who bully others too much.When she became angry, she wanted to fight on both sides, and the cabin was full of chaos every day.

That day, after the yellow dwarf angrily beat the six dwarves and one tall man in the wooden house, he was still inexplicably angry and ran out to beat the tree again.

The white horse warrior who uncovered the king's reward for finding the princess also entered the forest. Seeing such a suspicious dwarf, he quietly followed back to the wooden house with suspicion.

Bai Zhen had previously told Xu Fang that the Pelican gangsters were going to rehearse a piece of "The Scary Seven Dwarfs" and perform it at the Academy Gala.When Xu Fang asked him if he had a role to play, Bai Zhen was silent for a while and said no, he would do the logistics himself.

He had never been a liar, and he couldn't hide anything from his face. Xu Fang could tell at a glance that he was not telling the truth.Xu Fang didn't ask any further questions. Later, when he sent Bai Zhen back to school one day, he saw a poster for the graduate school party on the bulletin board. There was no "Seven Scary Dwarfs" on the program list, only "Snow White".Reminiscent of Bai Zhen's unnatural reaction and the various evils of pelicans and dogs that he had heard in daily life, Xu Fang felt that his guess was almost inseparable.

Xu Fang deliberately wore casual clothes today. Although he was about to be in his third year, he was not conspicuous in the graduate school.After all, not all graduate students are fresh graduates.

Seeing Princess Bai Zhen's appearance, Xu Fang felt that the overtime work in the past two days to catch up with the progress was not in vain.Bai Zhen said that this program is called "The Scary Seven Dwarfs", which is true in a sense. The princess's experience was a bit miserable, but what Xu Fang wanted was not to save him, but to bring him back to bully him. .

After leaving the White Horse Warriors, Xu Fang was a little upset.Holding his nose to see the end, the warrior rescued the princess, and the two made a lifelong agreement under the laurel tree, and they lived happily ever after.This laurel tree was played by Li Feixue carrying a simple tree-shaped cardboard, with three large characters of laurel tree written on it.

Jiang Chengzhe held Bai Zhen's hand, and the two looked at each other affectionately, each with goosebumps.Seven terrifying dwarf heads emerged from behind the laurel tree to watch secretly, and these dwarfs who should have been killed by the warrior's sword all showed sinister smiles at this moment.

"..."

They closed the curtain, and the next show was a cross talk show. The jokes started talking about wow wow, and there were still people on the WeChat wall next to the stage complaining about the drama just now.

"Jenema is Snow White? It's obviously the seven scary dwarves, right?"

"The front was quite funny, what the hell is that scene at the end! I'm going to have a nightmare tonight!"

"They came to the newspaper office..."

The little dwarfs are addicted to villains, and they don't care what the world thinks about them.

Bai Zhen got off the stage without even changing his clothes, and ran to the bathroom first.The plot just now required him to drink a lot of watermelon juice, and he was already exhausted.

Bai Zhen felt comfortable all over when he came out of the bathroom.Not only because the physical problem has just been solved, but also because this terrible drama is finally over.He tried to pull off his wig, and found that Huang Shanshan had fixed too many places for him, and he couldn't take it off casually, so he had to go backstage to change this damn outfit.

As soon as Bai Zhen walked around a corner, he saw a person leaning against a dark wall, and took a step back in shock.

Xu Fang stepped out of the shadows, smiling like a breeze.

"Hello, lost little princess."

"..." This damn is the line of the little man just now.

Bai Zhen was silent for two seconds, then raised the front pocket of the tutu skirt to cover his head.

His skirt was very long, and now it was lifted up to reveal the jeans and sneakers inside. Xu Fang was stunned for a moment, and saw that Bai Zhen was about to leave, not sure if he could see it or not.Xu Fang stopped the man with a smile, trapped between the wall and himself for a long time, and finally pulled the hijab down by force.

"Is it boring, huh?"

"..." Bai Zhen's wig was messed up, Huang Shanshan painted him a cute Japanese makeup, the whole makeup was light and light, and the focus was on the two puffs of high-level blush under his eyes. His whole face was flushed red.Strictly speaking, Bai Zhen can't be considered very handsome or good-looking. He just has a cute and pleasing appearance. He doesn't look like a man or a woman, but his facial contours are softer. With such a painting, wearing a wig really feels a little fake.

Xu Fang clasped Bai Zhen's waist and brought him into his arms, teasingly said: "Well, it's delicious." He didn't want to kiss the cosmetics, so he bit Bai Zhen's red earlobe.

After getting close, Xu Fang found that there were still two soft lumps on Bai Zhen's chest.He glanced down, subconsciously stretched out his hand and grabbed it.

Oh cotton.

"..." Before Bai Zhen had time to explode, a short "I rely on" suddenly came from not far away.

This small corridor was backlit. Zhang Ruoxian saw two sneaky figures getting together and didn't know what they were doing. As soon as he got closer, he saw this...movement.Before he could care about the contempt, he realized that the two of them knew each other.

"..." Zhang Ruo was still wearing a dwarf costume, bloomers with pumpkin sleeves, she raised an arm silently to cover her eyes, and the bulging pumpkin sleeves perfectly blocked her sight.

She also wanted to go to the bathroom, but she didn't expect to step on a big bomb before going, which caused her to turn around and leave silently.Zhang Ruolai's back seemed to be written with seven empathetic characters "just as if nothing happened".Bai Zhen raised his hand, opened his mouth and finally didn't make a sound. With a few words, it can be used as a series of "Love me and don't go" emoticons.

Explanation... There seems to be nothing to explain.But he felt a little overwhelmed to face the Pelicans immediately. 36 Ji Baizhen chose to slip away first.

Due to the high priority of the sneaking business, Bai Zhen temporarily gave up looking for Xu Fang to settle accounts.

"Where is the car parked?"

"It's at the door."

Bai Zhen dragged Xu Fang out of the auditorium through the side door, it was already dark outside, but his outfit was still a bit eye-catching.After locking the position of the car, Bai Zhen ran over with his skirt in his hands, hid himself between the car and the bushes, and glared at Xu Fang who was leisurely swaying over.

When they arrived at Xu Fang's house, everything went smoothly from the garage to the elevator, and no one was seen. Just when Bai Zhen was relieved, the elevator reached the ninth floor. When the door opened, there was someone standing outside.

"..." Bringing a girl home is nothing unusual, but such a cosplay look can still make people look sideways.Last time, he recited a person who sang the Divine Comedy, and this time he brought a person in a strange costume. The way this neighbor looked at Xu Fang changed.

After entering the house, Bai Zhen first asked Xu Fang to help take off the wig.Taking off the clothes is also very cumbersome, Xu Fang teased while taking it off, until Bai Zhen blushed and screamed.The two were so noisy on the sofa that they were about to wipe out their guns, and found that there was one more important princess outfit that hadn't been removed.

Bai Zhen looked in the mirror and touched his eyelashes that had become a little hard after applying mascara, and he didn't know what to do for a while.Neither of them had ever put on makeup, let alone removed it.Bai Zhen searched the Internet for a long time and was not intuitive, and finally found a detailed video of makeup removal steps for novices.

Xu Fang took the opportunity to force someone to kiss him before going out.Bai Zhen watched him unknowingly leave the door wearing a lipstick, sneered, and thought: "It deserves it."

While Xu Fang was going out, Bai Zhen ordered takeaway by the way.After finally tossing and refreshing my face, the meal arrived.

Xu Fang picked up the takeaway at the door, and said in disbelief, "Why is it so heavy?"

"Huh? Claypot rice." Bai Zhen didn't know why.

When they opened the takeaway bag, both of them were silent.This quirky takeaway claypot rice is actually served in a casserole.A small piece of paper attached to the bag reads, "Environmental protection action, return the casserole and return 10 yuan."The shop was a little far away from them. The cost of the casserole must have been included in the meal. It would be very uncomfortable not to refund it, but it would be very troublesome if it was refunded.And even if it is withdrawn, it must not be withdrawn today, and the casserole will have to be washed later.

What's the point of ordering takeout if you have to wash the pot yourself?sad.

"..." Xu Fang was also convinced by Bai Zhen's physique for provoking miraculous events.

Bai Zhen ordered a spicy chicken claypot rice. The hard rice was dry, and the spicy chicken didn't have any soup.After Bai Zhen ate half of the portion, his cheeks were so tired from chewing.Xu Fang saw that he looked unloved, so he exchanged his chestnut chicken rice with him, and took care of the rest of the spicy chicken rice by himself.

Classmate Bai Zhen, today is also an unlucky day.