annoying shadow exercise

02

"Ah!" Bai Zhen howled, and collapsed on the bed again.

Zheng Qifeng was sitting on the bed putting on his shoes, but Bai Zhen was so frightened that he shuddered, and the shoes fell off.

"what happened again!"

Bai Zhen raised his neck to take a look, and found that his roommate's shoes were frightened, and he laughed so hard that he collapsed back on the bed, unable to stop for a long time.Zheng Qifeng wanted to throw a pillow at him and suffocate this extremely low-spirited person to death.It's a pity that there is a mobile computer table next to Bai Zhen's bed, between the two of them. If he throws a pillow and hurts his innocent computer, this person will probably have to fight him desperately.

Zheng Qifeng put on his shoes resentfully and stood up, "I'm going out, and I'm probably going to be back late at night."

I don't know which vulnerable point of Bai Zhen's smile was touched by the incident of the shoe scare. He didn't laugh enough, waved his hand out of breath, and said, "Got it, I have something to do at night."

After Zheng Qifeng walked away for a while, Bai Zhen had had enough of laughing. He sat up and continued to face the scanned copy on the computer, staring at it several times, typing a few words on the keyboard and then deleting them.

"Ahhh!" His whole face was wrinkled into a ball, and he slumped back on the bed again, "It's so—so—ah!"

He was catching up with a book translation job last month, which was a design book.There are various actual trademark design cases in it, together with the design concepts described by the designers.These designers don’t know whether they are not good at language expression, or they deliberately want to pretend to be a stream of consciousness. Anyway, they just don’t speak human words. Sometimes Bai Zhen has to read them several times before he can roughly understand what they are talking about, and then think of a suitable Chinese translation. , Brain cells will die again, it's a purgatory on earth.

After being paralyzed on the bed for a while, Bai Zhen resigned himself to his fate and got up again, continuing his business of moving bricks with a toothache.It was very easy to find out the life-or-death words just now, and just as he was heaving a sigh of relief, the phone rang.

"Lawyer Xu?"

"You haven't gone out yet, have you?"

"not yet."

"Let me pick you up, just drop by. I can reach your school in about half an hour."

"Ah... okay." Bai Zhen scratched his hair, and made an appointment with Xu Fang at which school gate to wait.After hanging up the phone, he got up and got ready to go out.In summer, Bai Zhen basically doesn't go out when he is free.Many people have said that Bai really looks like a snake, but snakes only hibernate, and he has to add an aestivation, he doesn't want to move when it's too hot or cold.

Today, he spent another day in the dormitory, and because the work at hand was very mentally destructive, he would collapse on the bed after a while and think about life, which caused his hair to be a bit heinously messed up.

The hair was combed and fell, Bai Zhen looked at the hair that fell all over the ground with some melancholy, wondering when he would be bald.After combing for a long time, it didn't help, so Bai Zhen decided to go out with his head on his head.

The day before yesterday, I made an appointment with this lawyer Xu at the society today to talk about his judicial translation experience in the past few years.Although I don't know why this lawyer who specializes in intellectual property wants to know about these foreign-related criminal proceedings.

Originally, the two met at a coffee shop near Bai Zhen's school, but after Xu Fang picked up Bai Zhen, he diverted and took him to a restaurant. The interview was upgraded from talking while drinking to talking while eating.

It is said to be an interview, but in fact it is mainly Bai Zhen who is speaking unilaterally.When he was studying abroad in the past two years, he worked on about a dozen cases, and he would never finish talking about them once or twice. In the past two days, he took the time to sort out a few and plan to talk about them in sections.Bai Zhen actually felt that it was inappropriate to talk while eating, but Xu Fang seemed more interested in letting him move his chopsticks than caring about the case.It has to be said that this lawyer Xu is very good at chatting, and the atmosphere he brought was not so much a consulting interview, but more like a chat between friends.

"... Then in August, another case was received. The two suspects committed vicious wounding and robbery. In fact, there was nothing to justify, because there were all personal and physical evidence. But other things were involved later."

Xu Fang pushed the second basket of purple gold phoenix claws in front of Bai Zhen, motioning him to eat.They came to a Cantonese restaurant. When ordering dishes, Bai Zhen always had an attitude of "I can do anything". Xu Fang ordered a bunch of those flying in the sky and swimming in the water. After the dishes came out, Bai Zhen seemed to be right Zijin Phoenix Claw had a special liking, so he added another portion to him.

"..." Bai Zhen ate a piece of chicken feet and continued: "Those two suspects were tricked into working illegally. The fishing ground over there is really a black-hearted factory. The wages are very low, and there is no day every day. They didn't work at night and were exposed to the wind and the sun. They escaped secretly later, but it was difficult to survive if they escaped."

"How long have they been there?"

"More than two years." Bai Zhen continued, "I just work every day, and my language is very simple. After I ran out, I couldn't live, and I didn't have the money to go far, so I was still in that city. At the beginning, I was Doing some petty theft, but one day, they were discovered by the supervisor of their factory, and the two of them ran away together."

"But when I went back, I thought of the beatings, scolding and insults that the previous supervisor had done to them, and my life in these years. I couldn't help feeling angry from my heart, and ran to revenge on the supervisor."

Before the trial, when the lawyers question the suspects, they have to ask every detail in a very procedural way, so it is actually quite boring.Bai Zhen never thought that a crime could be committed for a reason, but most of the cases he handled did have embarrassing reasons.It may also be because the cases he will be involved in all have certain common peculiarities.

He also explained in detail the details of the crimes committed by the two men he inquired at that time.Although the two of them were furious at the time, they still retained some reason, and finally stopped fighting only at the stage of relatively serious flesh injuries, and did not leave the victim with any disabilities or the like.

"They're still a little sane."

"Yes." Bai Zhen took a mouthful of seafood porridge, and replied somewhat vaguely.

At that time, the two suspects asked questions separately, and one of them was relatively silent and only answered questions related to the situation.The other one is too much, crying and telling a lot of their tragic experiences, but the accents of the two people are very heavy, Bai Zhen is very tired of translating, but these experiences are still somewhat useful in defending them.At that time, the defense lawyer didn't seem to be very concerned about the case, and just wanted to go through the procedure, and he was quite critical of Bai Zhenfei's translation of these irrelevant matters in detail.

But Bai Zhen insisted that as long as the suspect said something, he would turn it over, and if he didn't understand, he would confirm it repeatedly.There is no other reason, but I just want to stick to my own principles.

Bai Zhen prepared five cases, but apparently chatting while eating was much more inefficient than chatting with each other. After eating for two hours, he only talked about three cases.Bai Zhen felt that the money was a little scary, but Xu Fang said that he was very happy to hear it and looked forward to the next time.

When Xu Fang drove him back to school again, and walked back to the dormitory in the dark, he suddenly realized that this was not so much a consultation, Xu Fang probably simply learned to read the story and didn't hear enough, and wanted to continue listening to the story Yes.In an instant, Bai Zhen felt like a storyteller, Jijiong thought to himself, this Lawyer Xu looks handsome, but his hobbies are so peculiar, his own story is not very good...

Just like that, he returned to the dormitory in a daze, and when he opened the door, he didn't notice that the door was actually unlocked. Bai Zhen staggered and pushed the door open, and knocked down Zheng Qifeng who was at the door with a slamming sound. I jumped and was hit, and the pot fell off.Fortunately, there was no water in the basin, so it just hit the ground crisply.

Bai Zhen couldn't stop laughing again when he thought of how frightened Zheng Qifeng's shoes were in the afternoon.

Zheng Qifeng is studying Russian, and there are very few men who study foreign languages, and even fewer are postgraduates. Therefore, there are very few male students from the same major living in the dormitory of the foreign language department.He learns Russian, and his stature is comparable to that of the fighting nation, tall and strong.He put his arms around Bai Zhen's neck and dragged him into the dormitory, closing the door behind him.

"Hero, spare your life!" Bai Zhen raised his hands in surrender, but he still couldn't stop laughing, which betrayed his sincerity.

"I think you just need to clean up!" When Zheng Qifeng got angry, the bad smell of his hometown came out, and Bai Zhen laughed even harder.

Zheng Qifeng couldn't bear it anymore, picked up the pillow and beat Bai Zhen violently.However, his innocuous beating was obviously useless. Bai Zhen hid a few times at first, and then collapsed on the bed after a while.The more Zheng Qifeng hit him, the more he wanted to laugh.

Bai Zhen, besides being a snake, has another well-known attribute, that is, his jokes are a bit hard to describe.Zheng Qifeng was laughed at by him in the end, threw the head on his head, and said, "Fuck, you are enough."

Laughing until his abdominal muscles were sore, Bai Zhen took it easy for a while, thinking that his laughter might show a few abdominal muscles someday, and he felt funny again.

The author has something to say: the events in the article are all made up~ just watch for fun~ don't take it seriously~