Wei Xiao was woken up by the scorching sun. When he opened his eyes, he saw golden sand besides the glare of the sun. Wei Xiao was confused: "Why am I on the beach?" '

The system covered its face: "You were washed into the sea by the river, and you floated on the water all night. You would not have floated to the beach so safely. It's only because the crocodiles thought you were like a log and didn't bite you." '

Wei Xiao: '...' Don't think I didn't hear the pity in your tone (▼皮▼#)

'All, where is the protagonist Shou now? Wei Xiao decided that it was better not to have the same knowledge as the system, so he took the initiative to change the subject.

The host who loves missions makes the system very pleased: 'I don't know, don't you know how to read the plot? '

You are so annoying!Wei Xiao: "System, I found that your temper is getting worse and worse. You were not like this before. You never disliked me, never yelled at me, and always loved me the most. '

The system didn't feel guilty at all after hearing it: '...mdzz'

Wei Xiao's voice was aggrieved: "Look, look, you're still scolding me, I won't kill me." 'After speaking, he really rolled on the beach, with a tendency of "I won't get up unless you coax me".

The system is particularly cruel: "Come on, continue your performance, don't stop, I will coax you to count as my loser." '

This day can't be passed. (▼へ▼メ) Wei Xiao was covered in sand, and finally stood up obediently to look for the protagonist Shou: "Oh, little cabbage, the ground is yellow, I have lost my mother since I was a child..."

System: '...'Silly son.

Admiral secretly watching a certain bug in the starship: I am so stupid that I doubt this stupid bug.

The admiral once again doubted life, especially despised himself, and even began to doubt whether his IQ was normal.

Three hours later, Wei Xiao was sitting under a big tree, leaning against the trunk while looking for the most comfortable position, while slowly fanning himself with the big leaves to catch the cold, not to mention how comfortable it was.

The system finally couldn't take it anymore: "In three hours, you only walked 3000 meters, and you took no less than [-] rests during the period." Wei Xiao faintly felt the anger in its words, and then heard the system yelling: "Son, just tell me, what do you want?" '

I am not afraid that you are not angry.Wei Xiao secretly thought proudly: "I have never camped before, let alone living in the wild like now."I don't know where the protagonist suffers from, I don't know the way, I haven't eaten yet, there are weeds everywhere...'

While the system was listening to him, several anger marks appeared on his forehead.

'...and to be as brilliant as the protagonist Shou, haven't I even met a single person, how can I grab someone's brand name? Wei Xiao directly ignored the system's increasingly displeased expression, while talking there.

The system resisted the urge to scold him: 'Okay, can I help you? '

Wei Xiao immediately responded obediently: "Okay." '

Tch, sample.I can't fix your machine?Wei Xiao, who already knew the urine of the system well, stood up and sang.

So on the admiral's optical brain, he was surprised to find that the female worms of his family broke out and ran directly from the beach to the depths of the forest. The distance was tens of thousands of kilometers, and it took only four hours.

What kind of insect is it?The admiral suddenly realized that he still didn't know what kind of bug his female was: You don't fear the school's suspicion if you run so fast, are you sure I'll wipe your ass?

Wei Xiao hid in the hidden haystack, and the feeling of being there made him unconsciously lower his voice when speaking to the system: "Tong'er, there is someone there." '

Long known system: '...there's not just one person there, there's three. 'I really don't need you to remind me, I can operate it if I concentrate on it.

Then Wei Xiao used God's vision to see how the system was manipulating his body, snatched the license plates of the three people over, and only saw an afterimage nimbly, and then the system took his body and ran for a few kilometers outside.

My system is amazing.Although Wei Xiao has seen the system operated several times, he still thinks the system is super awesome: "Tongtong, you are so good, why are you so good?" '

Facing the star eyes that his host adored, the system couldn't hide its complacency, and the corners of its mouth curled up.

Appropriate flattery can make the other party more motivated.Wei Xiao thought proudly.

A few more hours later, the sky was full of stars hanging in the sky, and the insects at night were cheering all around, but Wei Xiao sat by the river with a little worry: "Tongtong, what shall we eat tonight?" '

It's all by the river, and you still ask me what to eat?The system looked at him with contempt: "Jump down, I'll catch fish for you." 'Then Wei Xiao jumped down obediently, and the system immediately manipulated his body.

A few minutes later, the system came ashore with a fish bigger than a human being. After cooking and grilling the fish, it let its stupid son come out: "Okay, eat the giant baby." '

Wei Xiao, who has food, doesn't mind that the system despises his giant baby: "Thank you for everything, I love you." '

After being flattered by the system for a day, I was in a good mood: 'Eat yours. '

The Zerg has a big appetite, and it seems that a fish as big as a human being will be wiped out in two or three strikes. It took...less than 10 minutes, Wei Xiao lay half-stuffed in the haystack: "It's comfortable."

"You will enjoy it." Suddenly a voice answered his words, and Wei Xiao jumped up in fright.

Seeing that it was the cold-faced general whom he hadn't seen for two days, Wei Xiao was moved and hung himself on the general: "Wuu~ I feel bitter."

Gu Suyuan had already begun to wonder if his decision to come to see him was the right one: "Go on. '

Wei Xiao, who couldn't be cute enough, had no choice but to get off him obediently, but when Gu Suyuan breathed a sigh of relief, Wei Xiao hugged his waist again, raised his face, and blinked at him.

This made the cold-faced Lord General feel uneasy: "Acting like a baby?"

"You don't even know, when I was kicked off the starship by you, I thought I was going to die," Wei Xiao felt that he would not let go of the opportunity to complain to the living man in front of him now: "I was kicked Hanging on the cliff for a whole day."

Especially wronged, but also very pitiful.Gu Suyuan sighed in his heart, and put his hand on the opponent's dog's head: "Who told you to be so... stupid?"

Wei Xiao's shocked face opened his mouth wide: "I thought you would comfort me."

Gu Suyuan: "..." rubbed his head: "It's... funny."

Wei Xiao's face turned dark, and he immediately jumped away, turning his face away from looking at him.

It's only been two days since I've seen you, so my temper is growing!Gu Suyuan smiled in confusion, and poked the other person's face.

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